Poor Avril

Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand > Fashion Smashion

Avril Lavigne is going to turn 24 years old in September, yet the Canadian singer and "songwriter" still sounds like she's 14!

This video to promote her new fashion line for Kohl's is so unintentionally hilarious.

You must check it out!

Posted: Jul 8, 2008 at 1:45 pm / Email this »

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Jessi says – reply to this

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can she be any faker with her voice… i only hope she doesnt talk all high pitched around her husband and shit. She disgusts me.. her music sucks and hearing her speak is worse than hearing Miley Cyrus sing live.
mairr says – reply to this

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wait. is that avril or heidi montag?
feh says – reply to this

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Looks better than your crappy clothes. At least she didn't put "music gansta" or some shit on them.
Even your clothing is about you.
hahah says – reply to this

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well most of her fan base is 8 year olds so to them she is very deep and mature.
stay- says – reply to this

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How dare she claim this as her own style ,It's such a rehash of stuff around long before she was a twinkle (or piece of dirt ) in her parents eyes
Kelsi says – reply to this

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ahaha yeah that was soo funnie
*YAWN!*
ddddd says – reply to this

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Re: Megan – whatever skank
Rache says – reply to this

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Give it up already Perez, just because you hate her doesn't mean everyone else is going to or does. You can't make people hate the people you hate or dislike. Avril isn't all THAT bad. Has anyone else noticed how Perez ONLY targets the celebs who won't give him the time of day?
Just sayin…..
Stef says – reply to this

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Compared to Perez, Avril is not a nobody and her clothing line can't do any worse than his.

Should she give him an "exclusive" interview, he'd be kissing her ass like there's no tomorrow.
Bri says – reply to this

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yeah avril does act immature but it appeals to the people she's selling to…and her clothes will do ALOT better than yours at wet seal
steph says – reply to this

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i love how she's canadian and has her wedding in the US, now a clothing line in the US, just become an american and get the fuck out of CANADA, bitch!
Mrgrt says – reply to this

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Sorry Perez. Your Hot Topic collection looked like Avril Lavigne wanna-be crap, and her Kohl's collection at least looks like it's a better quality than yours (and not quite as hideously cartoonish, cuz speaking of 14 year olds Perez…)
? says – reply to this

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Re: Megan – You're lying.
katie says – reply to this

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um wasn't she the one that a few years ago didn't like when girls tried to dress like her???
right says – reply to this

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that wasn't that bad at all…
slow news day?
Carol says – reply to this

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OK, she is selling to 14 yr olds…..it's called MARKETING!
jeff says – reply to this

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is that honestly the best you can do perez?

this is lame even by your standards
kaitl says – reply to this

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why are you promoting her if you hate her?
MEOW says – reply to this

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PEREZ,
THANK YOU FOR THAT!!!
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That was one of the most ridiculously laughable videos I have seen in a long, long while.
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Really, I can't stop laughing. Is this supposed to be a joke?
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My favorite part of the video is when she says her "style" is laid-back, while she's strapped into a make-up chair -looking as though she's about to get electrocuted.

Keep up the good work finding these treasures Perez! Well done!!
Jana says – reply to this

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How does she sound like a 14 year old? Sounds a lot more intelligent than the f*@ blogger. why do I even read this shit?
Jana says – reply to this

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How does she sound like a 14 year old? Sounds a lot more intelligent than this f*@ blogger with his hot man tits. why do I read this shit?
Dolly says – reply to this

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"Hello, pot? This is Perez. You're black."

I don't know how you can insult Avril's clothing line when yours is even worse.
Janic says – reply to this

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I will be buying some of those clothes, they look really good, and Avril looks fantastic. I am impressed with all these clothes thanks for letting me know about this rocking clothing line of Avrils.
alici says – reply to this

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i think her line is cute.

not very original …. but cute.
madon says – reply to this

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I think it was fine for her fan base.
Amber says – reply to this

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My god she sucks so bad!!!!!!!!
MHE says – reply to this

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So pathetic… NOBODY LIKES YOU, AVRIL!!!!
eliza says – reply to this

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…does anyone else notice her resemblance to heidi from the hills?!
vv says – reply to this

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This is what happens when you dont' finish high school. You don't know how to talk like an adult.
MINE says – reply to this

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There's nothing wrong with it.

Get over it.
willo says – reply to this

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stop hating…agreeing with perez; could you BE more of a sheep?
she is cute and happy. go find a heidi to rag, bitches.
taylo says – reply to this

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waste of air..

DID YOU KNOW, she's OPENING for the Jonas Brothers at some shows this summer? ahaha finally, the way it should be.
linda says – reply to this

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Her eyes are so full of black makeup, she looks disgusting! And I feel asleep watching that.
hank says – reply to this

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Yay Consumers!
Grrr says – reply to this

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Okay well, Perez I love you and your site BUT give Avril a break! She DOES have talent and her career isn't over, not even close! I went to her concert in London Ontario and it was FULL! Her clothes aren't that bad either. I don't get why you hate on her so much?
I feel bad saying this but i think you're biased because you don't like her.
gurag says – reply to this

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The eye makeup is obviously there to hide any signs of aging. She needs to stay 15 forever because that's her image and it's all she has. Just sad really.
J_Bri says – reply to this

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I think she sounds adorable, and I'd rather sit next to her on an airplane than Perez. It's refreshing to see someone who actually seems to be having some fun being famous and successful.

Perez = advertising whore
erm says – reply to this

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Re: hello –

i don't know any 9 year olds that use the word resonate.

frankly, i'd be scared if they did.
bones says – reply to this

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i see 2 black holes where there should be eyeballs, and i'm sorry but not even nu-metal kids dress the way she does anymore. it's so early 2000s. bondage pants? and then to class it up, some pumps with a striped lycra pull-over? yikes. she's not going to be making money off of this shit, she's gotta be living in a cardboard box by now.
zoe says – reply to this

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I bet she and her husband derrick have little decorative skulls drawn all over their cardboard box.
vanne says – reply to this

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some clothes look cute, but the designs arent unique, thise colors arent unique and why is she using old English thats very GWEN STEFANI!!!!!, but still it seems cute, and shes rich, so i aint hating
Sam says – reply to this

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Wow, I'm laughing so hard because she has a squeaky voice.

You're the attention whore.
simmy says – reply to this

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she looks like a baby hooker
razze says – reply to this

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she sounds and moves like heidi montag
Danie says – reply to this

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Wow, that's just pitiful and sad. Aren't skulls like so two years ago? Did Avril work as closely with her designers as she did her writers too? How sad.
jkdj says – reply to this

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she sounds just like heidi montag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luis says – reply to this

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fuck you perez!!!
I love her
Heidi says – reply to this

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she reminds me soooooooooo much of heidi montag like her voice!
lef says – reply to this

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It's pretty obvious you don't like her…I personally don't find a thing funny or hilarious in this video????????????
Is it becuz she's Canadian?
jenn says – reply to this

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avril rocks , and canadians love her and always well , shes unique , talented and orignal , arvril well out last all these other little loser who got record deals dancing around in there bras, you rock avril!!!
Saman says – reply to this

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Haha…she sounds like Heidi from "The Hills".
kouks says – reply to this

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Re: AmyDJ – lol,burnn!
Chels says – reply to this

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Is is just me, or does Avril remind anyone a LOT of Heidi Montag???? She used to be such a rebel, now, she's just a loserrrr!!
Ronny says – reply to this

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Perez is soooooooooooo ridiculous!

Avril rocks!
Sherr says – reply to this

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That's some cheap looking shit. And oh, an underaged Cherie Currie from Runaways would kick the crap out of this little poser. Even Gwen Stefani's more punk.
G says – reply to this

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Why bother? She's gotta face like a horse (it's the TEETH) and the voice(?) well…it's just plain creepy.
What she is good at is MONEY, that's right kiddies, it's all about the money.
Fuck Avril and the lame 'comeback'.
You've stashed away enough treasury bills…
Gives Canada a lame name.
wannabe starlet
Meiko says – reply to this

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She's not all too bad in this video.
Yes, she is annoying in reality, but she's just trying to make money by selling clothes.

Is that such a crime??
eva says – reply to this

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who decided that it would be okay for celebrities to enter the realm of fashion and dictate any of this. it's just another way for the girl to try to make some spare change while consumers decided to fall for the story and buy into the product line. you think the boe at khol's would make a smarter decision for their company like they did with the vera line…. lousy retail move in my opinion……
jessa says – reply to this

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holy shit please nobody buy this crap!
winte says – reply to this

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This clothing line is about 5 years too late. So is her fashion sense.
Kitty says – reply to this

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Haha, why are you even thinking about these clothes, because, you know, they are not selling them in XXXXXXXXXL size.
bob says – reply to this

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Re: Absol – You re a loser.
NICOL says – reply to this

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idk but she kinda reminds me of Heidi from the hills
randi says – reply to this

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avril lavigne is still the most sexy woman in the world and has more talent then most people. so give up your shit you lame assholes. dont like her dont listen to her.
randi says – reply to this

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oh and her fashion is great. i wear clothes like hers n it looks hot. you guys are just jealous that you guys cant wear it around your little slut friends
peace fuckers
pr says – reply to this

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Hahaha …Wow! she doesn't just sound 14 she looks it too…yah your clothing line reflects you…unclassy and slutty
ely says – reply to this

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So sad. But she's not the only one: Madonna is about to turn 50 and she also sounds like a teen bu tonly when she sings. Paris Hilton sounds like she is 8 years old when she sings and talks!
Ian says – reply to this

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Bah Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!! You're right, she doesn't even realize just how handitarded she makes herself out to be in this video/her music/her entire life. I wish I could make racoon eyes look that fresh and hip.
avril says – reply to this

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avril avril avril!!!i love u, avril
perez perez perez, i hate u, idiot perez
bitch says – reply to this

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u suck pereeeez!!! burn in hell wanna be cunt!!!!
Paul says – reply to this

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you guys are just…. tut tut tut. Why do you care so much?
Ouchh says – reply to this

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hahah
i used to love avril
but ever since the whole > and pink hair,
i was like, wtf, fuck this bitch
haha clothing line, thats bullfuk
capta says – reply to this

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way…..too….late….

wasn't the peak of her career like, 10 years ago?
LOL says – reply to this

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LAME LAME LAME!

The guy in the green shirt at the 50 sec mark is the DESIGNER of her friggin line. All she did was show up for the photo shoot last weekend!
Whokn says – reply to this

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You're poor,Perez
Mia J says – reply to this

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well i think avril does sound like shes 14 haha but i still think shes more successful then, you, perez will ever be. At least she has a life unlike you all you do it like critize people i understand im bin a hypericate but w.e
Eda says – reply to this

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Why do you hate her?
LOL says – reply to this

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WHY DID SHE MENTION MAKING HER CLOTHES 'SEXY' AND 'SLIMMING' WHEN THEY ARE FOR KIDS? (NOT IN THIS VID, IN THE OTHER ONE)
ALSO, FOR SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS NOT TO LABEL HERSELF, LIKE LABELS, OR CLAIM TO BE PUNK, YET SHE SAID SHE LIKES 'PUNK CLOTHES' AND PUNK STUFF SUCH AS STUDS, AND PLAID. LMFAO. STUDS ARE SO PUNK..
I LIKE HER LOGIC.
SHE'S SUCH AN ASS. I WOULDN'T MIND SO MUCH IF SHE JUST DID IT. BUT SHE CLAIMED TO NOT LABEL HERSELF, LABELLED HERSELF PUNK, THEN PRETENDED SHE NEVER LABELED HERSELF PUNK, NOW SHE IS BACK TO CALLING HERSELF PUNK AGAIN! HAHAHA
SHE SAID SHE LISTENS TO FUCKING BEYONCE AND OUTKAST!! SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHO SID VICIOUS WAS AND HAD NEVER HEARD ANY OF THE RAMONES MUSIC. WTF. FOR A STEREOTYPICAL PUNK (LIKE SHE WANTS TO BE) SHE IS NOT DOING SO WELL.
FYI, ZEBRA PRINT AND PINK AND BLACK *ARE NOT* ORIGINAL.
YOU SAID THAT WHAT IS IN YOUR WARDROBE WAS YOUR STYLE, ORIGINAL, AND YOU BASED YOUR CLOTHING LINE ON THE SAME IDEAS, SO, FIRST OF ALL THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY BE ORIGINAL OR YOUR STYLE, BECAUSE YOU ARE COPYING STUFF THAT OTHER DESIGNERS HAVE DONE *AND* THAT SHIT IS ALL *MASS PRODUCED* AND A MILLION *EMO STYLE* TEENS HAVE ALL BEEN WEARING THAT SHIT FOR YEARS. SO YOU WERE NEVER ORIGINAL IN THE FIRST PLACE. *IN FACT* YOU ARE A LITTLE LATE AVRIL.
YOU CHANGED YOUR STYLE TO EMO LONG AFTER IT GOT POPULAR.
GO SUCK A FUCK
orla says – reply to this

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lmao!!!!! did you know she not only has plans for clothing..
perfume…
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but FUCKING SOAP.
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seriously.
That's right. She is going to be bringing out perfume, body wash,etc etc and even soap. LOL.
Can you say fucking LAME, DESPERATE, money grabbing sell-out
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avril says – reply to this

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Ha, ha the lying little shitbag wannabe. "My style" you cheating litte shit don't have a style…Face it April, you're nearly 25, your career is based on stealing, lying, cheating and what else. You are not punk and never will be. You are some shitfaced tart from some fucking canadian village who spend most of her live singing christian and country music. Yeah, wow! Very Rock and Punk! Face it, you will never be a Hollywood star and you will never be an actress, cos that's is what you really want isn't it. Yuk, who can take anyone serious who fucks someone who fucked skanky Paris before…yuk…dirty dick gone cheap! Ha ha ha you just suck april latrine!
bob says – reply to this

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Re: avril – You don ´t no what are you talking about. She never said she is punk. And she will be an actress and a Hollywood star. And she doesn ´t need to steal because she can write songs.
Norw says – reply to this

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One of the best ever… your looooosers !!! LOL… go Avril
Avril says – reply to this

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FUCK YOU PEREZ

YOUR AN ASSHOLE AND LEAVE AVRIL ALONE YOU SCUMB BAG
Avril says – reply to this

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FUCK THE AVRIL HATERS

Avril Rocks and always will, she does write her own songs and she writes her own lyrics and she will be successful with her clothing line "Abbey Dawn" and she will be a Hollywood Star.
bob says – reply to this

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Re: Avril – And she can sing.
Avril says – reply to this

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Re: bob – Yup she can surely sing too.
ally says – reply to this

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why does she talk in that stupid fake voice now??

that fake pretentious hollywood voice?
Laura says – reply to this

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she used to be cool, but then she changed her whole look and now shes a dumbshit.
antho says – reply to this

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Your gunna die lonely perez, and thats sad.
mae says – reply to this

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you need to grow up as well. at least her line sells. you really need some metal pipes shoved down your throat.
kate says – reply to this

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perez,
1. your voice is as annoying as hers.
2. your fucking fourty….. what? yet you post high school rumors and act like a 14 yr old tramp
3. she's still HUMAN.
4. and yess, i agree with mae, at least her line sells.

remove your head from your ass and get over yourself. and the haters, stop wasting your time commenting about her if you anguish her that much. all of you need to grow up yourselves and stop acting like little perezzies. kids of the future…..my ass.
LikeSomeCandy says – reply to this

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What do you think??!?
That you're cool?
Avril Stil be the best,, better than you !
LikeSomeCandy says – reply to this

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Yeahh Avril,,
I love Avril Too and Hate Perez!!

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