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Seniors: Disease Ridden

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Hate picturing it, but what's wrong with the senior bump and grind?

The chance of picking up a sexually transmitted disease is what's wrong!!

According to a new report in Time magazine, the rates of STDs amongst seniors is on the rise.

Viagra and online dating are listed as reasons why there's a lot more sexy time going on for the old folks.

That's great and all, but researchers at England's West Midlands Health Protection Agency found that in less than a decade, STD rates had more than doubled among people ages 45 and older.

The author of the study, thinks that figure may be low, "These observations are based on a small proportion of people who actually attend clinics."

The doc went on to say that middle-aged and older people tend to delay visiting a doctor for treatment of an STD, or avoid it altogether, in large part due to the stigma associated with sexually transmitted infections.

STD's aren't ageists!

You may want to print the Time article out and give it to your grannies and grandpaps!

Wonder if the condom biz will come out with a senior line — ez to open rubbers for those arthritic hands?!

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97 comments to “Seniors: Disease Ridden”

  1. lynn says – reply to this


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    first

  2. linds says – reply to this


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    1st?!?!

    YUCKY!!!

  3. eww says – reply to this


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    eww!

  4. First says – reply to this


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    Banging old people is gross. First.

  5. hilda says – reply to this


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    first!!!! mmmm ok

  6. tx says – reply to this


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    what is point of using mccain's pic for this article???? it's not about him….. you are what's wrong with people these days, so closed minded that your only outlet is to belittle anything and everything you don't like………….good lord, get a life and see there are 2 sides to most everything and stop making you opinions so blantly known you horse ass!

  7. phoeb says – reply to this


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    you're a douchebag perez
    .
    see how I did that? the story has nothing to do with you and yet I'm attacking you anyway… pretty smooth huh?

  8. nonon says – reply to this


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    Gosh! contigo ni los viejitos se salvan….HAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!

  9. amy says – reply to this


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    LOL I attended a conference on Senior STD's on the rise.

  10. nonon says – reply to this


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    Re: tx – I don't understand you people, you hate Perez, always criticize him, yet here you are trafficking his website, it makes no sense whatsoever.

  11. RR says – reply to this


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    1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO

  12. Rash says – reply to this


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    Make fun of John McCain, but at least
    he can give a speech without a telepromptor
    in his ear feeding him every word so he does not
    stumble over every other word and make stupid
    mistakes and errors.
    .
    John McCain can make a speech using his brain
    and does not need every great speech pre- written
    for him by others and fed into his ear like some people
    running against him.

  13. Nick2 says – reply to this


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    This story must give you hope, Perez. Someday, a long time off, when you're very very old and wrinkly, you might get some. Yah! Keep the faith!

  14. Britt says – reply to this


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    and your showing mccain for what reason?
    Atleast he's not a man pretending to be a woman like Hillary Clinton.

  15. Zoe says – reply to this


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    That's Crazy nasty!!

  16. 21363 says – reply to this


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    people are staying healthy longer, living longer, therefore staying sexually active later in life. Therefore more stds. Nothing to actually be worried about.
    More scary is bloggers who put pics of Mccain in reference to non-related stories on the rise.

  17. sinal says – reply to this


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    what the 'f' does John McCain and DAUGHTER have to do with the STD comments/article?

  18. jdawg says – reply to this


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    nice article. i like it when you post scholarly stuff and not just gossip. very interesting but gross haha

  19. Atlan says – reply to this


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    it's disappointing that you used a picture of McCain and her daughter to illustrate this report. Even if you don't agree with him, at least respect him. He's a presidential candidate and a war hero. More than you will be or do in your entire f**** entire life.

  20. Hecto says – reply to this


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    LMAO LMAO LMAO

    I LOVE THIS POST PEREZ!!!

    OBAMA 2008!
    *Change we can believe in*

  21. Rash says – reply to this


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    If you figure up all the days Barak Obama
    served in Congress when he was not running for
    a higher office, those days total 154 days.
    .
    Who says you need experience to be President?
    A winning smile, good looks, a great speech writing team
    and a working telepromptor are more than enough to win.

  22. Polit says – reply to this


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    Why is Mccain's Picture up there??? Stop trying to push your political agenda with these piece of shit postings. Have RESPECT for someone who was a POW and fought for your country, or maybe you should go back to Cuba if you're that unapreciative, I'm sure you'd do great there being a Big Fat Fag!! Only an idiot would support Obomination…why don't you post more about how Obama wants to raise every tax and drag us even further in the dirt…or why he wont agree to do an open debate with Mccain without his precious teleprompter or prewritten speeches??



  23. 23

    ews lol ews

  24. daren says – reply to this


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    I am 75 y/o. My dick is too small for a condom, but they do fit on my tongue!

  25. sugah says – reply to this


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    So at age 45 you're considered to be a senior? Madonna's a senior citizen then! LOL!



  26. 26

    we need sex-ed for seniors!

  27. daren says – reply to this


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    Re: adriana banana – Thanks Adriana! Us old guys who served are forgotten. I hope McCain reminds peeps that not all of us are idiots. I thank you. Daren



  28. 28

    so at 45 youre a senior? wow. my parents should be retiring by now then.

  29. McCai says – reply to this


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    Perez, I guess your republican readers haven't heard the gossip about McCain's potential herpes.

    Taken from Time.com:

    In recent years, McCain has had several skin cancers removed from his face and shoulders. But the report from a 1980 physical included a potentially embarrassing mention of what the doctor believed to be "herpetic lesions" on his genitals.

  30. Yup! says – reply to this


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    Look up what John McCain did to first first wife sometime. He's a cold, cold sub-species of a man!

  31. blast says – reply to this


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    while i enjoy seeing mccain pictured with an STD article, i do agree it really has nothing to do with him. maybe a picture of some 70's swinger would be more applicable, but who am i.

  32. super says – reply to this


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    Did you also know that in Suncity Arizona has the highest rate of STDs and everyone in Suncity are over the age of 55!?!?!?! Go figure… i hope im still havin sex at that age!!!

  33. Fran says – reply to this


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    What in the heck does this have to do with John McCain and his daughter! Is this the only way you know to smear his family.

    You need to look at the Facts on Obama! You never print the truth, just junk!

  34. jenny says – reply to this


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    I'll tell you what the point of having McCain's picture in this article is - it's because if his wife is the "trollop" that McCain says she is, poor John better do regular screenings. And if she is the "cunt" John calls her, then he should be doubly concerned… that vindictive cunt would purposely give hip the clap.

  35. jenny says – reply to this


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    Re: Fran – I'll tell you what the point of having McCain's picture in this article is - it's because if his wife is the "trollop" that McCain says she is, poor John better do regular screenings. And if she is the "cunt" John calls her, then he should be doubly concerned… that vindictive cunt would purposely give hip the clap.

  36. Becca says – reply to this


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    Perez, WHY did you put a picture of McCain for this post? What are you trying to imply? I get it that you're a Democrat, but can't you find classier ways to express that rather than put the Republican candidate on the STD post?

  37. Megan says – reply to this


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    Those of you so offended with Perez's use of McCain's picture need to take a step back and realize that this is a trashy gossip site - not CNN.com. Is the use of McCain's picture silly and childish? Of course - this is perezhilton.com, what do you expect? If you all are so politically conscious, maybe you need to spend less time on this site and more time with a reputable news source.

  38. Becca says – reply to this


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    And it is filed under "Tacky and True"…. I think the only tacky thing here is Perez Hilton

  39. jenny says – reply to this


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    Re: Polit – I'll tell you what the point of having McCain's picture in this article is - it's because if his wife is the "trollop" that McCain says she is, poor John better do regular screenings. And if she is the "cunt" John calls her, then he should be doubly concerned… that vindictive cunt would purposely give hip the clap.

  40. Hyde says – reply to this


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    Putting a picture of McCain on this article is despicable.

  41. duhhh says – reply to this


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    they already made a line of ez open rubbers perez

    its by the company Four Seasons imported from australia

    duh
    do some m?%$&@f@!#ing research

  42. J says – reply to this


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    I'm not suprised at all to hear about this! Many seniors believe that because they don't have to worry about accidental pregnancy anymore, it's okay to not use protection.

  43. Blunt says – reply to this


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    Mario, STD rates have risen most among blacks. Why don't you show your hero Obama instead of McCain??

  44. ejl says – reply to this


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    Perez is trying to pull a punch since TMZ has a picture of NOBAMA on their website going gray and trying to hide it, like he tries to hide everything else…

  45. Becky says – reply to this


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    Of al the reasons for the little known (outside of the UK anyway!) West Mids to end up on an American Blog and it has to be because of research into STD's in seniors LOL I love it! I think it's about time that people from the older generations get the sex ed they seemed to miss out on when they were younger and the era meant sex was never discussed!

  46. jeff says – reply to this


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    Re: Rash – McCain can't even speak without screwing up his words.I can't wait for him and Obama to start debating. Obama will mop the floor with that over the hill simpleton.

  47. fuckk says – reply to this


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    akdjfkajflaflk EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  48. buhby says – reply to this


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    PEREZ YOU CRACK ME UP!

  49. ELDER says – reply to this


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    He's frickin' old. There are people his age who shouldn't even drive anymore. His wife looks like Senior Barbie. Don't get me started. America is soooo screwed with these candidates. Flush the toilet people, watch it go down …..

  50. Doris says – reply to this


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    I am not comming to your site anymore. U became everything you critized. What a deprressing life….

  51. becky says – reply to this


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    Of course, that Perez is not worry about any of this since he is so super young, so super cute, and…uh…so doesn't have a girlfriend.

  52. perez says – reply to this


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    I wait for you to post the article about STDs being higher in the black community along with a picture of Barrak Osama saying he is black.
    Show some respect for a man who, when given the chance to get out of captivity and daily torture, refused until men who had been there longer were set free. That is not politics, that is CHARACTER!

  53. rude says – reply to this


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    Putting "I'm old" on Mccains head is rude. It would be like putting I'm black on Obamama.

  54. jeff says – reply to this


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    Re: perez – Character? You probably voted for Bush twice.You wouldn't know character if it bit you in the ass.

  55. erin says – reply to this


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    1. McCain is only 62 years of age which is not old. He was a P.O.W. Try reading his book and maybe you'll see why he looks the way he does. But your too ignorant to care because he is a republican not a democrat.
    2. Plain rude to use his picture.

  56. Ben says – reply to this


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    What the f–k does McCain have to do with STD being on the rise? Perez you are certainly "subtle" about where your political leanings are. Get a life.

  57. Lo says – reply to this


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    I took a class about marriage and family, and this topic came up. STD's among seniors are also rising due to the fact that when they were younger, abstinence was preached rather than using safe sex. The lack of knowledge about safe sex and condoms is partly due to the rise.

    On a side note, to those who are saying that McCain doesn't use a teleprompter and speaks from the head, it shows. News reports are saying that he has hired aides to help him with his speaking and delivery skills. Obama is a natural speaker and doesn't need people to help him. But if that's the reason why you're not voting for him, then you need to do more research. Stop relying on silly excuses as a crutch to say "I'm not voting for them" and learn the facts, then make your decision.

  58. Kit says – reply to this


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    Since when are 45 year olds considered "seniors?"

  59. jeff says – reply to this


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    Re: Lo – Anyone that listens to McCain,i mean really listens to him speak and think that this man has enough intelligence to become president than they're retarded and are probably Bush fans. Like Bush, McCain often laughs at awkward moments.Yesterday he was giving a speach and he tried to crack a joke and started laughing with that crooked smile and baked bean teeth of his.The problem is, he was the only one laughing.The crowd stood silent,ouch!Sounds like another George Bush moment.Or ahhhhhh McCain moment.

  60. jeff says – reply to this


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    Re: erin – He's 71 not 62.And older than my grandmother. Read his book again!

  61. jenny says – reply to this


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    Re: Hyde – Calling your wife a "cunt" is despicable….

  62. jenny says – reply to this


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    Re: erin – It's plain rude to say to your wife in front of a group of reporters, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt" after she makes a joke about your hair getting a bit thin on top.

  63. jenny says – reply to this


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    Re: Rash – You know, don't pretend that you are all smart and shit with "facts" when you cannot even spell Barrack correctly.

  64. Jacki says – reply to this


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    So, it isn't that seniors are getting all the std's. what is happening is that the senior generation didn't have to worry about std's when they were younger, so less of them have them as adults. the numbers of seniors getting std's is "doubling" because it's going from nearly zero to say, 200, per year. the statistics seem mind boggling if you don't look at all the facts. seniors are not the problem in spreading std's, the youth of america is.

  65. jenny says – reply to this


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    Re: erin – Wow. Did you write this post 9 years ago? How in the world did you do that?

    I sure hope that you don't vote… get your head out of your ass. McCain was born in 1936. He'll be 72 next month.

    Nineteen hundred and THIRTY SIX.

    That was the year the Olympics were held in Nazi Germany.

    That was one year before Amelia Earhart disappeared.

    That was two years before "War of the Worlds" was broadcasted on the radio and caused panic.

    That was THREE YEARS BEFORE THE mothereffin HELICOPTER WAS INVENTED!

  66. Slick says – reply to this


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    Why show a picture of OBUMBA. He is black and balcks and Mexicans have the highest percentage of STD. Why show A white male. You are a fat DEMOCRAP FAG PIG, Perez.

  67. Not F says – reply to this


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    This is NOT fair to use politics, i.e. John McCain in this. How about picking on Obama/spama like this? He doesn't have such a great background.

    BE FAIR PEREZ…it's getting old, like David Letterman.

  68. Slick says – reply to this


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    To put a picture of his daughter is even worse. Why not a picture of Horse FACE kid of Clinton, looking at daddy getting a blow job.

  69. Wha? says – reply to this


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    Um, yeah, that's McCain's and his daughter asshole.

  70. DocLu says – reply to this


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    How come you fail to mention the group that composes 13.5% of the population but who account for over 65% of the HIV/AIDS in America and over 85% worldwide? Why don't you tell us who these filthy animals are? And if I'm wrong why don't you call the CDC down on it? They are a government agency. Why don't you mention the sluts who sleep with these creatures then bring it back into the innocent of their own kind, without mentioning their sick encounters from the past?

  71. Jamma says – reply to this


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    Dearest Sweet Perez,

    THIS IS THE LOWEST YOU'VE EVER GONE!

    YOU ARE FUCKING SICK

    I REFUSE TO EVER VISIT YOU LIBTARD HACK

    sincerely,

    Jammac

  72. anne3 says – reply to this


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    Why is Mccain's Picture up there??? Stop trying to push your political agenda with these piece of shit postings. Have RESPECT for someone who was a POW and fought for your country, or maybe you should go back to Cuba if you're that unapreciative, I'm sure you'd do great there being a Big Fat Fag!! Only an idiot would support Obomination…why don't you post more about how Obama wants to raise every tax and drag us even further in the dirt…or why he wont agree to do an open debate with Mccain without his precious teleprompter or prewritten speeches??

  73. anne3 says – reply to this


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    How come you fail to mention the group that composes 13.5% of the population but who account for over 65% of the HIV/AIDS in America and over 85% worldwide? Why don't you tell us who these filthy animals are? And if I'm wrong why don't you call the CDC down on it? They are a government agency. Why don't you mention the sluts who sleep with these creatures then bring it back into the innocent of their own kind, without mentioning their sick encounters from the past?

  74. anne3 says – reply to this


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    HOW TRUE IS THIS!

    How come you fail to mention the group that composes 13.5% of the population but who account for over 65% of the HIV/AIDS in America and over 85% worldwide? Why don't you tell us who these filthy animals are?

  75. John says – reply to this


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    Your such a FAG! Stop promoting gayness & your personall political views! Why a picture of next prez MACAIN! He marries with kids, is he speding STDs?
    Who is this site about the news & gossip or you? Your turning me off an losing me. YOu realy are just a california lib homo! i see how you hated plasmas might be speed up globel warming? Aww.. turn off your AC Bitch! one sided no solution assholes like yourself only point fingers & hate to ever hear something they like has something to do with the big spoof of global warming. 75 year weather pattern. Dont care about your political or music or sexualtiy issues, this site is not about you. FAG!

  76. Betsy says – reply to this


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    Hey haters of Perez–The Villages, senior living resort in Florida, has the highest rate of STD's anywhere in the US!

  77. idleg says – reply to this


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    Showing a picture of Senator McClain and his daughter in a bit about STD's in the senior population is something only an ignorant fudge packer like you would do. Are there no limits for an asshole like you?

  78. Jade says – reply to this


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    ….and blacks have the highest infection rate of AIDS and herpes.

    Why don't you run that story with a picture of Obama?

    You're an idiot.

  79. auds says – reply to this


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    according to my HIV class in college the 2nd largest group of infected people in the US are senior citizens over the age of 50. the first largest is the under 20 group. old people think that they don't need to use condoms because they can no longer get pregnant and fail to recognize that because their spouse died or whatever, they can't just fuck anything!!!

  80. Jemba says – reply to this


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    Re: jeff

    JEFF, you've got it so bad for Obama…. it must be love. Say what you will about Bush, he stands by his word, and believes it's for the best. He doesn't care how many people disagree with him right now. Obama says what people want to hear today, tomorrow he'll flip depending upon who he's talking to. And you really think that he's going to mop the floor with McCain???? His inexperience will shine through when you take his script away. God help us all.

  81. MaryJ says – reply to this


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    The Villages in Florida is the highest ranked. I work as a Dental Assistant and you would be surprised at how many forms are checked with STDs. Gotta protect yourself….period!

  82. Jinx says – reply to this


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    That really is being a total douch bag,,Why would you show McCains pic for that???? WOW,,what a skank ho you really are



  83. 83

    I'm ok with you showing a pic of McCain, but it'd have been more appropriate if it had been a pic with his WIFE and not his daughter.

  84. TAMMY says – reply to this


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    Obama was getting blow jobs in his limo from gay prostitutes…maybe that is why you are so pro Osama Obama, Obama is probably the one with STDS

  85. P=TIR says – reply to this


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    I am so fucking tired o f this bullshit perez is shoving down reads throats. This is celebrity gossip not a fucking site for his political views
    jackass

  86. why? says – reply to this


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    you are such an ass, I am not a fan of mccain, but perez, I would absolutely hate to have your karma, you will be old one day too, and you are gay, which makes you not exactly risk free.

  87. fiera says – reply to this


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    Sagging balls with herpes sores and genital warts-EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

  88. Tiff says – reply to this


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    shame on you Perez, for putting our future presidents picture with this story. I hear STD's among gays are on the rise too, would you proudly display your own picture for that article? Or obama's for STD's on the rise among blacks? Didn't think so….stop being so stupid. Stick to what you know, which is obviously not politics.

  89. CHAD says – reply to this


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    Why would any decent or sane person vote for the taliban republican party,come on,if you do you have major issues. This guy Mcbush is a loser.

  90. linda says – reply to this


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    hahahahahahahahaha! I think it's so funny you put a picture of McCain up there! Considering how he slept around on his first wife, that is appropriate.

  91. linda says – reply to this


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    I can't stop laughing!

  92. hank says – reply to this


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    Fuck old people. What you did not mention is the finding that STDs in young people is steadily declining and is expected to disappear within 10 years.

  93. Rash says – reply to this


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    Re: jenny
    I spelled Barack wrong and so did you Jenny!
    It is spelled with one r, not two.
    You spelled it Barrack, duh!
    Check your own spelling Jenny,
    you are so smart and all knowing.

  94. Jemba says – reply to this


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    Re: jenny
    (B)

    JENNY, YOU'RE AN A-HOLE

  95. jenny says – reply to this


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    Re: Rash – You know, I was trying to mimic you, you tard. But I will admit, I did MISSPELL IT WRONG. I'm sorry I didn't memorize your tardness.

  96. Rash says – reply to this


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    And that is her story and she's sticking to it…

  97. Megz says – reply to this


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    UMMMM. First of all..putting I'm old on McCain's head is not the same as putting I'm black on Obamas head. Putting I'm WHITE on McCain's head would be the same- for the moron who posted that.
    Second, its a flipping joke. McCain IS old you know. Theres nothing wrong with that, necessarily. He just has a bigger risk of shattering a hip and being even less coherent then President Bush.