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The Art Of The Teese

Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Dita Von Teese > Sin City

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We've been having Dita withdrawals!

Soooo nice to see her.

Miz Von Teese, looking impeccable as always, was stunning in red at the PokerStars.net Burlesque Party at Rain Nightclub in the Palms Hotel, Las Vegas, on Monday.

Not only did she show up, but Dita also performed.

Lucky party guests!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

124 comments to “The Art Of The Teese”

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  1. jaelk says – reply to this


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    33rd YO - that's whats up

  2. trebo says – reply to this


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    FIRST!
    (Looks a bit potato head in this picture)

  3. jaelk says – reply to this


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    thought i lost…i'm first bitches!!! NOW that is really what's up!!!

  4. MIssi says – reply to this


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    First

  5. B says – reply to this


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    First

  6. Lucy says – reply to this


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    She always looks so beautiful!

  7. Ally says – reply to this


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    Gorgeous!

  8. me says – reply to this


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    WHO is this woman?? I am tired of reading about her!!

  9. vgrrl says – reply to this


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    She's so white! and preeeeety.

  10. CANAD says – reply to this


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    WOw! she is so white…

  11. veron says – reply to this


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    Re: me – uhhhm…look her up.

  12. x says – reply to this


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    holy shit look at those heels, those can't be comfortable! her foot practically looks bent 180 degrees vertically

  13. teaba says – reply to this


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    Dita!!!

  14. shaBO says – reply to this


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    she's gorgeous ..!

  15. olivi says – reply to this


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    She's my idol.
    Truly stunning.
    I think she's the most beautiful human being ever.

  16. Jane says – reply to this


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    Who cares about this ugly fame whore? She is an overated stripper who fucked Marilyn Manson, and most likely a drug addict. Quit posting pictures of nobodies.

  17. Netty says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!! She's a goddess!!!

  18. lynn says – reply to this


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    potato face!

  19. e=n== says – reply to this


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    Miz Von Teese, looking impeccable as always, was stunning in red at the PokerStars.net Burlesque Party at Rain Nightclub in the Palms Hotel, Las Vegas, on Monday.

    Miz Von Teese, looking impeccable as always, was stunning in red at the PokerStars.net Burlesque Party at Rain Nightclub in the Palms Hotel, Las Vegas, on Monday.

    Miz Von Teese, looking impeccable as always, was stunning in red at the PokerStars.net Burlesque Party at Rain Nightclub in the Palms Hotel, Las Vegas, on Monday.

    Miz Von Teese, looking impeccable as always, was stunning in red at the PokerStars.net Burlesque Party at Rain Nightclub in the Palms Hotel, Las Vegas, on Monday.

    Miz Von Teese, looking impeccable as always, was stunning in red at the PokerStars.net Burlesque Party at Rain Nightclub in the Palms Hotel, Las Vegas, on Monday.

  20. Jeni says – reply to this


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    I never saw what was so special about her. She looks like a vampire. Everyone thinks she's so amazing because Perez thinks so. It seems like everyone here agrees with him about everything. Think for yourselves people!!! It's getting really annoying.

  21. cnd says – reply to this


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    Get a damn tan !! This lady is disgusting.

  22. brown says – reply to this


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    white vampire looks are awfully ugly, get a tan!!

  23. missm says – reply to this


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    Wow! Thought it was Rumer at first glance!

  24. hecto says – reply to this


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    I Love Her …so so Beautiful stunning!

  25. q says – reply to this


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    perez only dissed lily allen and coldplay to generate publicity for katy perry

    hahaha potatoface

  26. salty says – reply to this


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    somebody get the girl a vitamin!!

  27. Megan says – reply to this


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    She's looking more & more like a butterface to me Perez.

  28. Lulu says – reply to this


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    Ha ha ha ha, omg she looks just like Rumer "potatoehead" willis….!!!! ;)

  29. Regin says – reply to this


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    Yuck. Ugly, overrated and talentless.

  30. m says – reply to this


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    Re: x – apparently she used to be a ballerina so is able to do "en pointe" so cant be uncomfortable for her

  31. Jon says – reply to this


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    Lady in Red looks fabulous

  32. Renee says – reply to this


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    This is probably the only thing I've seen her in that I DON'T like… =/

  33. Molly says – reply to this


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    Why do you like her????!! She's fucking ugly! A female marylin manson….just a coincidence she dated him…

  34. MaryM says – reply to this


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    She is stunning but I have to wonder what did she ever see in that gross Marilyn Manson?????

  35. APAND says – reply to this


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    she is perfection at all times. I am going to be her in that blue and white dress on halloween.

  36. Reece says – reply to this


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    Love her! The living definition of Ferosh!!!



  37. 37

    its amazing how a burlesque dancer can be one of the classiest looking people in the media…



  38. 38

    oh yeah Id definently throw that dress up and push them stiletto heels to the back of her ears and just hammer the shit out of that girl

  39. cat says – reply to this


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    She's not even pretty, what do you see in her Perez???? Pale and yucky.

  40. theni says – reply to this


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    Perez,
    Why do you kiss this womans ass? I think she promotes the
    idea that women are just play things. I'd like to kick your
    ass for encouraging other women to idolize this trashy
    hoe.

  41. Adam says – reply to this


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    Uglier than Sarah Jessica Parker. It's no mystery why no heterosexual man finds her good looking. Only gays and fat chicks.

  42. nash says – reply to this


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    Re: theni – because he's a MISOGYNYST! look at the way he treats the women…even lesbians, he hates…shit perez, where do you think you came from??

  43. Potat says – reply to this


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    She totally looks like potato head, with a better stylist.

  44. virgi says – reply to this


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    Why do you continue to publicize this stripper? Her talent consists of taking off her clothes. No one cares about this woman. Waste of space on this blog.

  45. mama says – reply to this


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  46. OMG says – reply to this


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    What does that mean she "performed"??? What, she took her clothes off to 50's music and shook her ass??

    Get over it!!!

  47. oh la says – reply to this


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    omfg i love those heels !



  48. 48

    Like her but she still reminds me of Rumor Willis.

  49. cnd i says – reply to this


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    tan = damaged skin
    tan = unhealthy skin

    white skin = gorgeous!

  50. MANSN says – reply to this


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    Dita is quite the icon for you gay assholes. The only reason she's anybody is that she married Marilyn Manson. Aren't her 15 minutes up yet?

  51. Ryan says – reply to this


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    She's getting fat..

  52. Jerem says – reply to this


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    well i have been having britney fucking withdraws for i don't no how many FUCKING MONTHS SHIT HEAD FIX IT get some fucking britney actions

  53. X4635 says – reply to this


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    SHE'S FUUUUUGLY. HER FACE IS PRIM AND CREEPY.

  54. gay m says – reply to this


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    uhm, that's not the most flattering
    dress for dita?!

    where's tha boobz?
    va-va-va-voom?? there is noneee.

    it's just a dress

  55. dia says – reply to this


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    Re: cnd i – many friends of mine are brownskinned and they are all healthy, being ghost white AINT healthy (prob will get cancer as soon as she see sun, gosh, missing a bit of vitamins C here!?) and AINT pretty either, yurck

    get over yourself!

  56. TATER says – reply to this


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    Damn if she doesn't look like potatohead with a double chin! So Perez humiliates Rumer every chance he gets, but Dita is a godess? FUCK YOU PEREZ

  57. Maste says – reply to this


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    I love u Perez for having class and being able to see what Dita brings to our world.
    She's a true pioneer making changes for a whole new generation of women and not only.
    Support the lone riders and trash the wannabes… May you never change

  58. STFU says – reply to this


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    Re: Jeni – Ok, maybe you just found out about her but some of us loved Dita Von Teese way before Perez had posts about her.

    Thanks Perez:)!

  59. bulld says – reply to this


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    Who is the lucky guy that's banging dat ass?

  60. swat says – reply to this


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    old and fat, ouch

  61. swat says – reply to this


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    I refuse to register, perez
    Stop banning our addresses

  62. Zbecs says – reply to this


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    OMG! What is the deal with this chick? Her name is Heather and she has a gigantic potato head. She and Rumer need to hook the fuck up!

  63. no na says – reply to this


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    she has such aold fashion look like back in the 60's and also such an ugly looking old scum bag.

  64. lydia says – reply to this


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    Her face is WAAAAY to big for her body!!

    Looks like her arms are getting quite chubby too!!

    Not a lezlo or anything but would SO reject her if she asked for it!!

    (62nd??)

  65. RutRo says – reply to this


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    She is starting to scare me.

  66. hello says – reply to this


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    She looks like Rumer Willis. Yuck.

  67. Trebo says – reply to this


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    Not a great picture of her - but this lass has puuuuurrrfect skin. like white alabaster. I'd walk 1000 miles over broken glass to slip her my sausage.



  68. 68

    a flawless, gorgeous class act, as always. she's one of a kind and her beauty is beyond fabulous! :D

  69. Alexx says – reply to this


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    EEEEWWWW fucking UGly She looks worst than Potato Head eeeww eeeww eeeww GROSSS SO FUgly

  70. jny says – reply to this


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    She looks like a trannie

  71. jhgdf says – reply to this


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    she's an ugly slut that looks like plastic.
    she's an older, maube even uglier, version of rumer willis.
    you must be paid to promote her.

  72. Katie says – reply to this


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    I love her, Pale is beautiful bitches, why do you have to bake in the sun or tanning beds to be pretty?? She awesome, gorgeous and very classy!!

  73. Moses says – reply to this


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    If you get to see her perform, you will understand she has talent, all you negatives out there, get a life…Rock on Dita!!!

  74. WOOT says – reply to this


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    my god she looks like a POTATO HEAD and FAT!
    yeeeccchhhhhhhhhhh!

  75. cacem says – reply to this


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    Re: TATER – Amen.

  76. vblin says – reply to this


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    I was at Rain last night, and Dita was fantastic! Very classy and put on a great show!

  77. ew says – reply to this


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    ew she looks like a fuckin man

  78. LadyC says – reply to this


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    Damn, this is the second time today I've read comments calling obviously not-fat women fat or 'thick' or what-have-you. Give me a bloody break! You can not find Dita (& Brooke Hogan, etc.) appealing, think they do or do not have talent - whatever, I don't follow either or consider myself a fan. But give me a fucking break - fat? Are you vision-impaired, or am I getting a different version of perez's website? If those two are 'fat', we're (North Americans) all fucked. And we ARE…a majority of N.A.'s _are_ truly overweight. If people persist in the fiction that these celebrities are fat when they are slim or healthy, we're (as a culture) going to continue to screw with the minds of our young women…and men. Talk about ignorant and vacuous - giving Paris Hilton a run for her money, are we?

  79. SUFI says – reply to this


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    PEREZCIOUS- give us some DANE COOK!! POOP FEST '08 ROCKS!! SUFI!!!

  80. j e n says – reply to this


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    ADORE.

    dita von teese,

    classic style,

    SIMPLY

    very STUNNING & CLASSY.

  81. Hills says – reply to this


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    I heard she is a natural blonde. She always looks so classy. Looks nothing like big chin Rumer Willis like trebo said. Rumer has a serious defect, whereas Dita is close to flawless, although honestly not there.

  82. Mike says – reply to this


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    Re: cat – I would take her over tanorexic cookie-cutter blonde trash with hit faces.

  83. suzy says – reply to this


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    This was a blisteringly hot party. Perez got it right, Dita was a class act. Also on the red carpet were Brandi Williams, Chuck Lidell, Mekhi Phifer, tons of PokerStars Pros from the WSOP like Chris Moneymaker, Daniel Negreanu and Joe Hachem. If you're a poker fan, this was the place to be. Like 1000 people just sharing poker love with Dita. Truly awesome.

  84. Kay says – reply to this


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    Uh .. she always looks nice however, she doesn't here. It could either be that she forgot to wear a corset or just gain some weight. Either way she looks weird and uncomfortable here.



  85. 85

    She looks smashingly perfect, as usual. I wish I had her legs. He feet arch like a ballerina's.

  86. Al says – reply to this


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    Yuck. Sorry Perez, I just don't see it. The lady is ghostly pale, and rather ugly to boot.

  87. Anonymous says – reply to this


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    SO MUCH RED

    it buuurns….

    bleh

  88. blah says – reply to this


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    How is this impeccable? She always has the same black hair, the same eye makeup and the same red lipstick. old fashioned does not equal classic. she's boring.

  89. Fogci says – reply to this


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    She look divine– check out how she wears those DIOR heels! She is a true star. She wears Haute Couture as easily as Wino does with a crack pipe. Sharon Stone, take notes!
    PS: white skin, on white folks = healty skin — to hell with spray tans and cancer-causing tans — wear your skin color with PRIDE.

  90. Who? says – reply to this


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    Who is this person?

  91. maris says – reply to this


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    She looks like Rumer Willis…sad…



  92. 92

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  93. claud says – reply to this


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    Ugly, Ugly and more Ugly is what this ghost is…. REALLY Perez how much does she pay you to lick her ass? This STRIPPER is no different than the skanks at my local strip joing…. Perez, she is not beautiful at all!

  94. Frank says – reply to this


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    Stripper !!!

  95. Frank says – reply to this


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    Stripper !!!!

  96. aeryn says – reply to this


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    she looks like she has a potato head here.

  97. I KNO says – reply to this


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    IMAGINE IF AMY WINEHOUSE HAD THE STYLE AND CLASS OF DITA,
    WOULDNT THAT BE AMAZING

  98. luv says – reply to this


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    dita von teese is the definition of beautiful.

  99. Ducki says – reply to this


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    Oh my…EDUCATION in America……..: Dita is NOT a "stripper" but a "Burlesque Dancer"!! Look it up in Wikipedia or any other dictionary if you REALLY don t know the DIFFRENCE!

  100. OdJob says – reply to this


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    I've seen her pornflicks. She's OK.

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