Cher Has ELOPED?!

Filed under: Cher

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She's pulled a Mimi!

The National Enquirer reports in a splashy new cover that Cher has gone and gotten married!

And, as you would expect of her, she's wed a much much younger man!

The diva married a non-famous dude aged 36 (seen above).

She's 62!

The wedding took place in Vegas, and - thankfully - she's said to have made the former Hell's Angels dude sign a prenup.

Congrats, we guess!

Update: The cover is misleading!!!!

The Enquirer article says Cher is PLANNING on marrying this guy … HASNT happened yet.

Filthy liars!!!

    Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 3:08 pm / Email this  »

    78 comments to “Cher Has ELOPED?!”

    1. Rumer says – reply to this


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      SUCK MY CUNT CLEAN CHER!!!!
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    2. Dishy says – reply to this


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      HAIL CHER FULL OF GRACE!!! Good for her! WOW!

    3. caKrI says – reply to this


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      Is that chris angel?

    4. Rumer says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!!!
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      SUCK MY CUNT CLEAN CHER!!
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    5. s says – reply to this


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      oooo if thats true its good dish!

    6. Tamar says – reply to this


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      I want to see pics!

    7. Chace says – reply to this


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      first!!!

    8. lizzy says – reply to this


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      cher is creepy… 1st???



    9. 9

      She rocks I love her.



    10. 10

      Uh no she didn't Perez, her publicist already shot this down as: FALSE



    11. 11

      NOBODY IS GONNA STOP HER-YOU GO GIRL AND AT 62 WOW

    12. Antho says – reply to this


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      first!

    13. Monik says – reply to this


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      i wouldnt beleive anything the national enquirer says…



    14. 14

      THATS ONE COUGAR I RESPECT!

    15. j says – reply to this


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      I read online over at People about 2 hours ago, that Cher's publicist laughed her ass off when she read the article in the Enquirerer. Try getting facts before posting. If People was saying it was false 2 hours ago, where are you getting your info from? They also quoted Cher saying that if she were to get married that her publicist could be her flower girl. Cher isn't married.



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      make up your mind - — — —

    17. 62!?! says – reply to this


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      62 years old!!??!! Damn, does her vagina still even work. I bet she has to have the aides at the nursing home scrape the barnacles off before they bump Britneys.
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    18. 18

      Re: j – Oh good, I still have a chance.

    19. Steph says – reply to this


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      And the National Inquirer became a credible source when…???? Oh, and no one cares about Cher!

    20. Donna says – reply to this


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      wow she's look so tranny!!!!!

    21. Donna says – reply to this


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      Wow. She's looking so tranny

    22. unkno says – reply to this


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      www.shopisiah.zoomshare.com

    23. pooti says – reply to this


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      CHER ROCKS…..NO MATTER WHAT SHE DOES!!!!

      btw - who the hell is Mimi???

    24. Pwn3d says – reply to this


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      IT'S A FUCKING TABLOID!!!!
      You can't believe the shit outta that, dumbass.

    25. Maria says – reply to this


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      Perez,

      Can't you censor some of these comments. Check out the First Comment
      by Rumer - THAT PERSON IS A PIG. Please remove comments with the "C" word. It's as offensive as the "N" word.
      I hope Cher is happy. She is awesome.



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      Re: pooti

      It's mariah carey :D hahahahahaha

    27. Megan says – reply to this


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      The cover isn't misleading you douche, you just assumed something that wasn't there!



    28. 28

      Can you believe anything that "magazine" says?

    29. WooDy says – reply to this


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      ***CHER ROCKS AGAIN!!***

      I hope The SuperDiva will be happy with this!!!!

      Wherever…CHER is actually the Biggest SuperStar …a true legend…she would be happy for that!!

      ** CHER you eternal phoenix… never let us!!!**

      xoxo
      love u perezcito*

    30. eb says – reply to this


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      first of all, when has the national enquirer been a credible source?

    31. novel says – reply to this


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      "Filthy Liars?"

      You're the WORST kind. You report other people's filthy lies and don't even read the lies before repeating them. The worst king of lazy whoremongering. And you cash the check every week so we know you're going to hell.

    32. s says – reply to this


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      no comment on the proposal corner of Mayer and Anniston?
      i am surprised at you perez

    33. Dip says – reply to this


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      Re: MariaGrow up, you dipshit.

    34. Jenn says – reply to this


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      CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW YOU FACE SUCKING EX BOYFRIEND PROPOSED TO MANISTON INSTEAD??!?! WHO CARES ABOUT CHER?

    35. WTF2 says – reply to this


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      Love the bikini shot of Jennifer Lopez on the top left portion of The Enquirer!

      Bet JLO will "sue" the Enquirer for taking an "unsightly, unflattering" photo of her! I hope the world sees Jennifer Lopez's gut hanging out of that bikini!
      And for her defenders blabbing that "she just had a baby"…be true dat, however, in the not so distant future, JHO will be hittting her 40's.

      Welcome to the REAL world JHO - it happens to the best of us…You know…REAL PEOPLE FROM THE BLOCK! ; )

    36. marie says – reply to this


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      they sucks with their false headlines

    37. Gimme says – reply to this


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      "Jennifer's bikini bod" !!!

      NOT!!!!

    38. Linds says – reply to this


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      CHER IS THE BIGGEST DIVA IN THE WORLD!!

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    39. Jon says – reply to this


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      CONGRATS CHER

    40. stefy says – reply to this


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      Forget Cher, the big lie is that John Mayer asked Jennifer Aniston to marry him.
      Now that's a BIG lie!

      EVery man attached to her want to "marry" her. Give her publicist a raise for putting out that crazy story.

    41. Hey says – reply to this


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      I guess it is not so "secret" if the Enquirer knows about it, huh?

      What I'd like to know is the awful truth about the baby of the pregnant "man".

    42. Genit says – reply to this


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      Its pretty idiotic for you or anyone to believe ANYTHING that the National Enquirer says…

    43. Genit says – reply to this


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      Its pretty idiotic of you to believe ANYTHING that the National Enquirer says…

    44. kai says – reply to this


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      cher's one of those ppl who i don't get why they got plastic surgery at all. braces is all she need from the cher and sonny days. and why is sho pasty like a china doll?



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      LOL@ backing up the Enquirer…
      I guess your sources aren't really the best are they???

    46. larry says – reply to this


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      wow… the enquirer lied, or *mislead*… BIG FUCKING SURPRISE! perez, you are so fucking stupid. honestly.

    47. canad says – reply to this


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      way to spread the lies Perez!!!!!!!!! BTW - she isn't even planning on marrying this guy. People.com has the truth

    48. bonae says – reply to this


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      Yuk! Menopause is just plain Yucky! File this under Ooooosomepeoplewilldoanthingformoneyandfame!

    49. gabyl says – reply to this


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      Thanks God its FALSE!!!!
      CHER LUV U SO MUCH
      FOLLOW CHER U BITHCHES!!
      CHER IS THE ONLY TRUE DIVA!!

    50. suzan says – reply to this


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      What a load of bollocks. Can ANY of this possibly be true? I'm up for reading a certain amount of gossip, but this looks to be SO far fetched! Do you Yanks actually buy into this crap?!!!!

    51. littl says – reply to this


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      perez, I'm really disappointed in you for posting this… NO ONE actually believes anything that the National Enquirer writes. Come on perez, let's get some good juicy gossip that might actually be true

    52. Jay says – reply to this


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      It's all about gold digging. Even the John Mayer thing he thinks Jennifer Aniston has a lot of money. A lot of men have changed they will hook on a women's back if they could and live off them



    53. 53

      err i am more concerned about that headline which says
      "John Mayer proposes to jen"

      please no thats gross

    54. Dom says – reply to this


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      CHER IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      :) :) :) :) :)

    55. cheri says – reply to this


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      Cher's upper lip is getting bigger and fishier.

    56. 90210 says – reply to this


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      maybe he'll keep her busy so she'll stop putting chemical fillers in her lips and face and stop cutting on her eyes. and veneering her teeth.

    57. jimmy says – reply to this


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      No, you're a STUPID BLOGGER! Posting it after reading only the HEADLINE and not the ARTICLE!! DUM ASS.

    58. bobit says – reply to this


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      I'm 25, and I'd marry that tired ass old bag, with all the cash she got.

    59. sugar says – reply to this


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      a pregnant MAN??!! IMPOSSIBLE!? WTF-WTF-WTF?!?

    60. nash says – reply to this


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      i hope these tabloid magazines pay you to steal their stories…at least you credit THEM - y not do the same for huffington post?!?!?!

    61. Angie says – reply to this


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      Got it wrong again, huh? Don't blame the enquirer because everyone knows they lie. Check your sources next time. You get things wrong a lot.

    62. Asiam says – reply to this


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      Hell´s Angels? She´s too old to ride.

    63. Aza says – reply to this


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      Omigosh, I don't care about Cher, what's the awful truth about man lady's baby?

    64. Deric says – reply to this


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      That does NOT even look like Cher…Looks like a drag queen to me, and I'm not even that big of a Cher fan! Perez? Are you reading these comments???

      Derick in Seattle

    65. Jeff9 says – reply to this


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      Well I doubt this is true, though I think it would be wonderful for Cher to find true love and be happily married. If it is true Cher, good for you keeping it from the paps. Cher is a legend! F off all of you haters!

    66. ADICT says – reply to this


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      O MY CHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
      WOWWWWWWW

      THE MUSIC NO GOODDDD WITHOUT YOU-CHERRRRRR

      HONEY PLIS COME BACK!!!!!!

      THE WORLD MISS YOU!!!!!11

      THE GODDES OF MUSIC.

    67. CHER- says – reply to this


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      CHER IS THE BIGGEST DIVA IN THE WORLD!!
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      SHE IS THE REAL QUEEN OF POP.

    68. adict says – reply to this


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    69. mea says – reply to this


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      just wondering…did anyone read this specific print??? WHATS THE AWFUL TRUTH ABOUT THE PREGNANT MAN'S BABY???!!!?????

    70. camil says – reply to this


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      ahhh, perez. how refreshing: life according to the national enquirer

    71. eryn says – reply to this


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      why would you make a post about something on the national enquirer?
      every single thing in that magazine is a lie and you know that!
      or do you?

    72. Ecsta says – reply to this


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      CHER has proven through her tried and true formula for music and movies that she will remain elitist STRENGTH in the face of ALL & ANY adversity. She is beautiful, energetic and someone to make America proud. WHY don't some of you who don't recognize this yet, tell us who you DO like? CHER IS AMAZING & She is GORGEOUS and TALENTED and I HOPE SHE is the HAPPIEST EVER. Because SHE DESERVES it. SHE has worked HARDER than ANYONE in the industry ever. AND she is smart. GOD BLESS CHER for being HUMAN AND HUMANE.

    73. Chris says – reply to this


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      I Love Cher!!!!

    74. Davie says – reply to this


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      Cher is older than my mom and grandma but hot and has something unusual going. I love Lil' Kim, Missy, Britney, Amy Winehouse and Cher. Hope she did marry this dude or at least has fun with him.

    75. lef says – reply to this


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      LOVE HER absolutely LOVE HER!!!
      You go girl!
      She is a true living legend not stupid Madge who had hits in the 80's then maybe 2 or 3 since!!!

    76. jen says – reply to this


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      lol did you see the other article with Christina Applegate…..Check out the dude!!!

    77. LOLOL says – reply to this


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      Cher is still getting her rocks off.

      Good on her.

      As if it's not every elderly lady's dream of having some young strong man having his way with her.

      she's just living her fantasys.. like cameron diaz did with JT & Demi Moore with Ashton.

    78. Richi says – reply to this


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      Perez, have you seen her VEGAS show yet!??!