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Lindsay Will Be Pissed

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Click here to listen to Aliana Lohan's debut single, All The Way Around.

The good news? It's better than anything Lindsay's ever done.

But that's not saying much!

The song is mediocre but it's slowly growing on us - like one of Lindsay's STDs.

Do you like Ali's song?

  • It's just so-so (37%)
  • No (39%)
  • Yes (24%)

Total Votes: 96,300

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345 comments to “Lindsay Will Be Pissed”

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  1. HOPE says – reply to this


    1

    Sucks hardcore

  2. heila says – reply to this


    2

    ew

  3. elyse says – reply to this


    3

    i'll say this with a grain of salt, but her voice does not sound all robot-ish. she has potential to make decent pop music…. but for the amount of money she probably paid for this song is not worth it…. not a hit, for sure.

  4. dasfs says – reply to this


    4

    ewww it sucks ass.
    first

  5. tickl says – reply to this


    5

    I loved it!

  6. MILEY says – reply to this


    6

    OMG I LOVE IT
    LEGEND IN THE MAKING

    But I still like Heidi Songs more…SHE IS REALLY TALENTED!

  7. jesus says – reply to this


    7

    wow, that sorta made me wanna kill myself.

  8. the m says – reply to this


    8

    BORING….NOT A RADIO FRIENDLY SONG………….FIRST??

  9. johns says – reply to this


    9

    maybe first?

  10. tor says – reply to this


    10

    ehhh. its w/e….nothing i havent heard before.



  11. 11

    She looks like my grandmother.

  12. The D says – reply to this


    12

    What could this song even be about?

    Describing the rim jobs she gives, probably.

  13. Kaygi says – reply to this


    13

    I saw her show, she didn't seem to bad. She would be so pretty, everything is good cept her nose! Hey I bet if she gets a nose job she will be smoking.

  14. belle says – reply to this


    14

    first?! (;

  15. s says – reply to this


    15

    sux

  16. Ashle says – reply to this


    16

    Um, slight problem…That's ALI Lohan, NOT Aliana.

  17. ash says – reply to this


    17

    she looks more like ashlee simpson and less like lindsay.

  18. Julie says – reply to this


    18

    sick extensions



  19. 19

    confessions of a broken heart is much better than this, perez.

  20. nm says – reply to this


    20

    nm

  21. justi says – reply to this


    21

    i like it, too bad she's soooo dumb, though. she does not know how to interview or anything. that reality show of her mom's sucks!



  22. 22

    I don't think it's bad. I've heard worse.

  23. Amy says – reply to this


    23

    You go girl!

  24. Kate says – reply to this


    24

    Yeah, not so hot. Sounds really over processed or whatever you say when they synthesize it too much.

  25. Lopez says – reply to this


    25

    it sucks

  26. Pinky says – reply to this


    26

    Oh, lawd. That's really bad even by today's music standards. OUCH. She's a worse singer than J Lo, LiLo, all dem los.

  27. ava says – reply to this


    27

    ok i didnt like it at all. I hate to say it but i kinda like lindsay's music better!

    first?

  28. lu says – reply to this


    28

    First i think!!! hahahaha
    Song is wack its not memorable its ok if you want to compare it to lindsay's work its better than hers but i dont see this being a hit in my opinion

  29. Peta says – reply to this


    29

    its okay.

  30. wvgal says – reply to this


    30

    It's sort of odd how deep her voice gets for such a young girl. I mean it's good, but she doesn't seem to have that much of a vocal range

  31. Yasmi says – reply to this


    31

    Her voice is WAY better than Lindsay's. Finally her raspy 40 year-old smoker's voice comes in handy for some slightly soulful (if you can call it that) beats. But honestly, I like this song. Or at least, don't mind it.

  32. lu says – reply to this


    32

    Wow i was very far from first!!!! ha
    oh well F it

  33. gonza says – reply to this


    33

    she sounds… much older!!! but the song it´s quite mediocre…

  34. RANA says – reply to this


    34

    Eww. better than lindz but still veryyyy bad!!

  35. jess says – reply to this


    35

    could be worse

  36. LilaK says – reply to this


    36

    ehh it's not awful. Not good though. I don't like her at all.

  37. joe says – reply to this


    37

    Dude, shes like 12. What is this song even about? Agreed better than Linds– Why is she important?

  38. d says – reply to this


    38

    That shit sucks major balls

  39. atra says – reply to this


    39

    Re: MILEY – eww are you fucking retarded both so called artist suck more then Lil Kim at a backstage party!

  40. me says – reply to this


    40

    Re: Ashle – Aliana is her full name…DUH. idiot. don't say something if u don't have the FULL FACTS BIATCH!

  41. gonza says – reply to this


    41

    Re: Ashle – ALIANA = ALI
    asshole…



  42. 42

    That song wasn't bad because it is not difficult in the slightest. She didn't bring anything special to it either. The problem with this girl is that her imagine is that of a 40 year old long island housewife! Why so much dark makeup and the mature outfits? Not fun to look at and she certainly won't be able to endorse anything other than hmm cigarettes. She should get a new haircut and just model.

  43. Jen says – reply to this


    43

    She absolutely sucks ass, she makes Lindsays seem like a talented singer :(

  44. Maija says – reply to this


    44

    Her voice isn't bad, but the song sucks.

  45. canad says – reply to this


    45

    I like it. I've heard worse.

  46. Awful says – reply to this


    46

    Sounds as bad as she looks

  47. Adam says – reply to this


    47

    Lindsay is better than Ali. Atleast lindsey has a different sound no matter how fake it is. This song and her voice is lame tame and BORING

  48. miles says – reply to this


    48

    its okay.
    its not the best ,but its ttlycomputerized

  49. emma says – reply to this


    49

    she has a voice that is in tune and has a little ability. but it't not going to improve that much and she has no training and at age 14, she better get on it if she wants to be good at all. the main problem is that she is undisciplined and will never get through a concert to sing her songs since she'll get "bored" and will want to do "fun things". her career is already over. she is being pushed by her mother and she doesn't really want to do this anyway.

  50. yurac says – reply to this


    50

    ;
    ;
    Not bad, not bad at all.

  51. Mikey says – reply to this


    51

    I actually like it.

    Not bad at all.

    Never cease to be surprised.

  52. mama says – reply to this


    52

    pretty girl.

  53. M says – reply to this


    53

    number 16 ashle aliana is her full name idiot

  54. Jason says – reply to this


    54

    From a music listener with good taste, and doesn't judge the song on the person singing it.. It is an Ok song, she sounds good for her age, if that is her real voice… She can definately sing.

    People need to stop hating just admit they are jealous, learn to appreciate, she seems like a nice little girl, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER..

    Anywayz at least the lohans are getting money from all the hater fans they get, it gives them more publicity..

    when are people going to learn…

    BY COMMENTING ON HIS ENTRY ON PEREZ HILTON… PEREZ IS GOING TO POST MORE OF ALI, IF YOU KEEP COMMENTING.. ( IT GETS HIM MORE CLICKS FROM ADVERTISERS ON HIS WEBSITE)

  55. kiara says – reply to this


    55

    I love it! on the show it wasss gettin stuk on me its pretty catchy! n lindsay has had good song- confessions of a broken heart was good! n Over! but I love it=)

  56. isabe says – reply to this


    56

    Re: Pinky – exactly what i was thinking.. lol to "all dem los" haha

  57. amy says – reply to this


    57

    shes not bad, i'd rather listen to her than miley.

  58. supeR says – reply to this


    58

    The kid actually has a pretty good voice, I'm really not into her music but she has potentiall.

  59. shena says – reply to this


    59

    why does she always look like she is smelling something rotten??

  60. ck says – reply to this


    60

    If that Lohan family would just go away!!

    I just can't see them anymore.

  61. sugar says – reply to this


    61

    she looks like a creepy porcelain doll to me and the song does not impress…

  62. getme says – reply to this


    62

    that song made me puke and cry. she is such a retarded little douchebag.

  63. bobi says – reply to this


    63

    I wish Ali all the best in her career and her ambition to be a singer - she does have talent that can be molded if she's working with the right people.

    I have to say tho, the producer needs to pay a little more attention to the backing vocals meshing with the lead tracks… they are a lot tighter and polished, they make the lead vocals seem weak as a result. Ali isn't a powerhouse vocally, but still, bad producing here… and it's generic formulaic crap song writing… the family has a edge there… let's see it without trying to make the girl into the next Jojo…

    Good luck Ali, hope the best for you and keep working hard doing what you're doing… the hard work will pay off… keep in mind because of your profile, it'll be a lot harder for you to deal with the growth you're going through as an artist… stay tough, head up, chin down, keep swingin.

  64. karen says – reply to this


    64

    Legend? With the turned down mouth and 60's hairstyle? Needs a style makeover.

  65. runne says – reply to this


    65

    I know that both Lindsay's sister whats-her-name (too lazy to scroll to top) and Lindsay's mother are probably going to read these comments so I am going to tell them straight up how I feel. The song was not great, good, or even ok. It was horrible. More voice lessons and at least try to act passionate about what you are singing. Ok. I am getting bored. Your 15 minutes are ticking away.

  66. elect says – reply to this


    66

    I like lindsay's music MUCH better….



  67. 67

    HOW OLD SHE 30 LOL

  68. JF says – reply to this


    68

    WHY DO ALL THOSE GOSSIP SITES HAVE TO GIVE UNTALENTED CELEBRITIES SO MUCH PUBLICITY???

    WILL THEY EVER GO AWAY???

  69. slkdj says – reply to this


    69

    well her voice sounds like her age… 32

  70. Bebe says – reply to this


    70

    I didn't even bother to listen to the song…

    JMO: Regardless of how "old" Ali looks - she is much PRETTIER than Lindsay can ever hope to be.
    (Lindsay WAS pretty when she had a fuller figure and was a redhead).
    Just my opinion.

    At least Ali doesn't look like your "run of the mill blonde" (at least, not yet).



  71. 71

    She looks about fifty years old and shes only 14, and very unprofessional YUCK!

  72. famew says – reply to this


    72

    She needs a few singing lessons. Her arms are freakishly long btw.

  73. Sonas says – reply to this


    73

    I don't care whether her song is good or not shes ugly as hell!



  74. 74

    i think its good

  75. mmmmE says – reply to this


    75

    ewwwy
    shes NASTYYYY
    gross
    i watched that show with her and her disgusting whore money suckling of a mom
    and may i just say it is the worst thing i have ever watched (and i have watched the surreal life, and i love money, and a shot at love..so thats saying A LOT)
    ali lohan is disgusting, shes ugly
    and the only reason she has a song is because of her last name (which lindsey made big)
    ali lohan has no career, and on top of all of this shes and ugly HO
    just look at her face!!!!

    she just wants to be lindsey, maybe ali will have a baby soon!! (JUST LIKE JAMIE LYNN!!!)
    they should get togethzzz

  76. b says – reply to this


    76

    Its not bad at all. Its better than some of the other crap they play on the radio

  77. bria says – reply to this


    77

    her song sucks ass

  78. Carin says – reply to this


    78

    Sounds better than Asslee Simpson!!!

  79. shell says – reply to this


    79

    It is very good. Good job Alli :)



  80. 80

    Wow. I'm surprised. She actually sounded quite good. Very unlike her sister's robotic studio-enhanced voice. Some voice a lessons and few years on her and she might actually sound great. She needs a better song though.

  81. woow says – reply to this


    81

    amazing what technology can do now and days isn't it ?
    it's not awful, but it's not good either .
    i prefer lindsey before she went all alcohol and drugs.

  82. allll says – reply to this


    82

    wow she looks SOOOOO much better with brown hair and brown eyes and without a ton of makeup like she has now. it sucks that at such a young age her hair color is fake and her eye color is fake. how much more is she going to change? she looks like a fugly troll now but i forgot she used to be cute when she was natural!

    oh and the song sucked. she is trying too hard–it couldve been the song choice though.

  83. joey says – reply to this


    83

    she is pretty good.. sings well all you haters are jealous of lil ali…

    =]

    lol..

    nah but i like it… not very catchy but its cool…

  84. Maybe says – reply to this


    84

    Her pupils are uneven.

  85. lex says – reply to this


    85

    didn't love the song, but her voice is very pretty.

  86. pronz says – reply to this


    86

    Ugh.

    Fuck that.

    Seriously.

  87. g says – reply to this


    87

    Rumors and Bossy are totally hot songs from Linds



  88. 88

    Re: Ashle – Are you serious?? Ali is short for her full name… douche

  89. Mof1 says – reply to this


    89

    BORING! TERRIBLE! omg TAKE THIS DOWN FROM YOUR SITE.

  90. allll says – reply to this


    90

    oh and lindsays voice is sooo much better–confessions of a broken heart was actually good and im a music snob….

  91. chees says – reply to this


    91

    She looks like she's 40. Less make-up and get rid of the extensions.

  92. shell says – reply to this


    92

    love it!

  93. matty says – reply to this


    93

    it's so-so, not too bad but not too good, just so-so

  94. Bebe says – reply to this


    94

    Sounds like she is singing the entire song in one entire breath (a deep one at that).

    Not sure why, however, this girl (kid, really)…reminds me of Ashlee Simpson…both in the looks department…and in the "I too, wanna be a star like my big sister" scenario.

    Funny how Lilo, Dina and Ali all have a similar voice.
    I think Dina has been looking awfully "hard" recently!
    I guess liquor and drugs WILL make someone look like that.

  95. gb says – reply to this


    95

    This is so dumb. Why can't kids just join their school choir instead of trying to make record albums? They are far too young to handle the life of a "celebrity", and then they are screwed up forever…

  96. Brina says – reply to this


    96

    THIS IS NOT HER!!!!!! I heard her sing on her show and she sounds a HOT MESS!!! OH the wonders of editing!!!

  97. Girl says – reply to this


    97

    Who cares if she can sing. This girl is a young teen and already looks rode hard and put away wet. Imagine what she'll look like at 30, awful. White trash crap and not worth the time.



  98. 98

    she looks like a porn star

  99. Monki says – reply to this


    99

    If you have ever watched the "reality show" you would know that is not how she really sounds…..The whole thing is computer generated…Its sad that it has become all about image and talent is starting to take a distant second……

  100. micke says – reply to this


    100

    i heard her sing this on the show, living lohan…it sounded a lot different than the final product. LOTS of work done on it.
    let's just see how she lipsynchs, oh sorry, SINGS live.

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