Lindsay Will Be Pissed

Filed under: Aliana Lohan

Click here to listen to Aliana Lohan's debut single, All The Way Around.

The good news? It's better than anything Lindsay's ever done.

But that's not saying much!

The song is mediocre but it's slowly growing on us - like one of Lindsay's STDs.

Do you like Ali's song?

It's just so-so (37%)
No (39%)
Yes (24%)

Total Votes: 96,300

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Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 5:00 pm / Email this »

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345 comments to “Lindsay Will Be Pissed”

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HOPE says – reply to this

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Sucks hardcore
heila says – reply to this

2

ew
elyse says – reply to this

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i'll say this with a grain of salt, but her voice does not sound all robot-ish. she has potential to make decent pop music…. but for the amount of money she probably paid for this song is not worth it…. not a hit, for sure.
dasfs says – reply to this

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ewww it sucks ass.
first
tickl says – reply to this

5

I loved it!
MILEY says – reply to this

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OMG I LOVE IT
LEGEND IN THE MAKING

But I still like Heidi Songs more…SHE IS REALLY TALENTED!
jesus says – reply to this

7

wow, that sorta made me wanna kill myself.
the m says – reply to this

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BORING….NOT A RADIO FRIENDLY SONG………….FIRST??
johns says – reply to this

9

maybe first?
tor says – reply to this

10

ehhh. its w/e….nothing i havent heard before.
Brianna says – reply to this

11

She looks like my grandmother.
The D says – reply to this

12

What could this song even be about?

Describing the rim jobs she gives, probably.
Kaygi says – reply to this

13

I saw her show, she didn't seem to bad. She would be so pretty, everything is good cept her nose! Hey I bet if she gets a nose job she will be smoking.
belle says – reply to this

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first?! (;
s says – reply to this

15

sux
Ashle says – reply to this

16

Um, slight problem…That's ALI Lohan, NOT Aliana.
ash says – reply to this

17

she looks more like ashlee simpson and less like lindsay.
Julie says – reply to this

18

sick extensions
MalloryG says – reply to this

19

confessions of a broken heart is much better than this, perez.
nm says – reply to this

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nm
justi says – reply to this

21

i like it, too bad she's soooo dumb, though. she does not know how to interview or anything. that reality show of her mom's sucks!
Kendra says – reply to this

22

I don't think it's bad. I've heard worse.
Amy says – reply to this

23

You go girl!
Kate says – reply to this

24

Yeah, not so hot. Sounds really over processed or whatever you say when they synthesize it too much.
Lopez says – reply to this

25

it sucks
Pinky says – reply to this

26

Oh, lawd. That's really bad even by today's music standards. OUCH. She's a worse singer than J Lo, LiLo, all dem los.
ava says – reply to this

27

ok i didnt like it at all. I hate to say it but i kinda like lindsay's music better!

first?
lu says – reply to this

28

First i think!!! hahahaha
Song is wack its not memorable its ok if you want to compare it to lindsay's work its better than hers but i dont see this being a hit in my opinion
Peta says – reply to this

29

its okay.
wvgal says – reply to this

30

It's sort of odd how deep her voice gets for such a young girl. I mean it's good, but she doesn't seem to have that much of a vocal range
Yasmi says – reply to this

31

Her voice is WAY better than Lindsay's. Finally her raspy 40 year-old smoker's voice comes in handy for some slightly soulful (if you can call it that) beats. But honestly, I like this song. Or at least, don't mind it.
lu says – reply to this

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Wow i was very far from first!!!! ha
oh well F it
gonza says – reply to this

33

she sounds… much older!!! but the song it´s quite mediocre…
RANA says – reply to this

34

Eww. better than lindz but still veryyyy bad!!
jess says – reply to this

35

could be worse
LilaK says – reply to this

36

ehh it's not awful. Not good though. I don't like her at all.
joe says – reply to this

37

Dude, shes like 12. What is this song even about? Agreed better than Linds– Why is she important?
d says – reply to this

38

That shit sucks major balls
atra says – reply to this

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Re: MILEY – eww are you fucking retarded both so called artist suck more then Lil Kim at a backstage party!
me says – reply to this

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Re: Ashle – Aliana is her full name…DUH. idiot. don't say something if u don't have the FULL FACTS BIATCH!
gonza says – reply to this

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Re: Ashle – ALIANA = ALI
asshole…
heatherrr says – reply to this

42

That song wasn't bad because it is not difficult in the slightest. She didn't bring anything special to it either. The problem with this girl is that her imagine is that of a 40 year old long island housewife! Why so much dark makeup and the mature outfits? Not fun to look at and she certainly won't be able to endorse anything other than hmm cigarettes. She should get a new haircut and just model.
Jen says – reply to this

43

She absolutely sucks ass, she makes Lindsays seem like a talented singer
Maija says – reply to this

44

Her voice isn't bad, but the song sucks.
canad says – reply to this

45

I like it. I've heard worse.
Awful says – reply to this

46

Sounds as bad as she looks
Adam says – reply to this

47

Lindsay is better than Ali. Atleast lindsey has a different sound no matter how fake it is. This song and her voice is lame tame and BORING
miles says – reply to this

48

its okay.
its not the best ,but its ttlycomputerized
emma says – reply to this

49

she has a voice that is in tune and has a little ability. but it't not going to improve that much and she has no training and at age 14, she better get on it if she wants to be good at all. the main problem is that she is undisciplined and will never get through a concert to sing her songs since she'll get "bored" and will want to do "fun things". her career is already over. she is being pushed by her mother and she doesn't really want to do this anyway.
yurac says – reply to this

50

;
;
Not bad, not bad at all.
Mikey says – reply to this

51

I actually like it.

Not bad at all.

Never cease to be surprised.
mama says – reply to this

52

pretty girl.
M says – reply to this

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number 16 ashle aliana is her full name idiot
Jason says – reply to this

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From a music listener with good taste, and doesn't judge the song on the person singing it.. It is an Ok song, she sounds good for her age, if that is her real voice… She can definately sing.

People need to stop hating just admit they are jealous, learn to appreciate, she seems like a nice little girl, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER..

Anywayz at least the lohans are getting money from all the hater fans they get, it gives them more publicity..

when are people going to learn…

BY COMMENTING ON HIS ENTRY ON PEREZ HILTON… PEREZ IS GOING TO POST MORE OF ALI, IF YOU KEEP COMMENTING.. ( IT GETS HIM MORE CLICKS FROM ADVERTISERS ON HIS WEBSITE)
kiara says – reply to this

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I love it! on the show it wasss gettin stuk on me its pretty catchy! n lindsay has had good song- confessions of a broken heart was good! n Over! but I love it=)
isabe says – reply to this

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Re: Pinky – exactly what i was thinking.. lol to "all dem los" haha
amy says – reply to this

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shes not bad, i'd rather listen to her than miley.
supeR says – reply to this

58

The kid actually has a pretty good voice, I'm really not into her music but she has potentiall.
shena says – reply to this

59

why does she always look like she is smelling something rotten??
ck says – reply to this

60

If that Lohan family would just go away!!

I just can't see them anymore.
sugar says – reply to this

61

she looks like a creepy porcelain doll to me and the song does not impress…
getme says – reply to this

62

that song made me puke and cry. she is such a retarded little douchebag.
bobi says – reply to this

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I wish Ali all the best in her career and her ambition to be a singer - she does have talent that can be molded if she's working with the right people.

I have to say tho, the producer needs to pay a little more attention to the backing vocals meshing with the lead tracks… they are a lot tighter and polished, they make the lead vocals seem weak as a result. Ali isn't a powerhouse vocally, but still, bad producing here… and it's generic formulaic crap song writing… the family has a edge there… let's see it without trying to make the girl into the next Jojo…

Good luck Ali, hope the best for you and keep working hard doing what you're doing… the hard work will pay off… keep in mind because of your profile, it'll be a lot harder for you to deal with the growth you're going through as an artist… stay tough, head up, chin down, keep swingin.
karen says – reply to this

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Legend? With the turned down mouth and 60's hairstyle? Needs a style makeover.
runne says – reply to this

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I know that both Lindsay's sister whats-her-name (too lazy to scroll to top) and Lindsay's mother are probably going to read these comments so I am going to tell them straight up how I feel. The song was not great, good, or even ok. It was horrible. More voice lessons and at least try to act passionate about what you are singing. Ok. I am getting bored. Your 15 minutes are ticking away.
elect says – reply to this

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I like lindsay's music MUCH better….
angie21 says – reply to this

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HOW OLD SHE 30 LOL
JF says – reply to this

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WHY DO ALL THOSE GOSSIP SITES HAVE TO GIVE UNTALENTED CELEBRITIES SO MUCH PUBLICITY???

WILL THEY EVER GO AWAY???
slkdj says – reply to this

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well her voice sounds like her age… 32
Bebe says – reply to this

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I didn't even bother to listen to the song…

JMO: Regardless of how "old" Ali looks - she is much PRETTIER than Lindsay can ever hope to be.
(Lindsay WAS pretty when she had a fuller figure and was a redhead).
Just my opinion.

At least Ali doesn't look like your "run of the mill blonde" (at least, not yet).
rachelshavon says – reply to this

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She looks about fifty years old and shes only 14, and very unprofessional YUCK!
famew says – reply to this

72

She needs a few singing lessons. Her arms are freakishly long btw.
Sonas says – reply to this

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I don't care whether her song is good or not shes ugly as hell!
PrincessAndrea says – reply to this

74

i think its good
mmmmE says – reply to this

75

ewwwy
shes NASTYYYY
gross
i watched that show with her and her disgusting whore money suckling of a mom
and may i just say it is the worst thing i have ever watched (and i have watched the surreal life, and i love money, and a shot at love..so thats saying A LOT)
ali lohan is disgusting, shes ugly
and the only reason she has a song is because of her last name (which lindsey made big)
ali lohan has no career, and on top of all of this shes and ugly HO
just look at her face!!!!

she just wants to be lindsey, maybe ali will have a baby soon!! (JUST LIKE JAMIE LYNN!!!)
they should get togethzzz
b says – reply to this

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Its not bad at all. Its better than some of the other crap they play on the radio
bria says – reply to this

77

her song sucks ass
Carin says – reply to this

78

Sounds better than Asslee Simpson!!!
shell says – reply to this

79

It is very good. Good job Alli
Bisque says – reply to this

80

Wow. I'm surprised. She actually sounded quite good. Very unlike her sister's robotic studio-enhanced voice. Some voice a lessons and few years on her and she might actually sound great. She needs a better song though.
woow says – reply to this

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amazing what technology can do now and days isn't it ?
it's not awful, but it's not good either .
i prefer lindsey before she went all alcohol and drugs.
allll says – reply to this

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wow she looks SOOOOO much better with brown hair and brown eyes and without a ton of makeup like she has now. it sucks that at such a young age her hair color is fake and her eye color is fake. how much more is she going to change? she looks like a fugly troll now but i forgot she used to be cute when she was natural!

oh and the song sucked. she is trying too hard–it couldve been the song choice though.
joey says – reply to this

83

she is pretty good.. sings well all you haters are jealous of lil ali…

=]

lol..

nah but i like it… not very catchy but its cool…
Maybe says – reply to this

84

Her pupils are uneven.
lex says – reply to this

85

didn't love the song, but her voice is very pretty.
pronz says – reply to this

86

Ugh.

Fuck that.

Seriously.
g says – reply to this

87

Rumors and Bossy are totally hot songs from Linds
kiounne says – reply to this

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Re: Ashle – Are you serious?? Ali is short for her full name… douche
Mof1 says – reply to this

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BORING! TERRIBLE! omg TAKE THIS DOWN FROM YOUR SITE.
allll says – reply to this

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oh and lindsays voice is sooo much better–confessions of a broken heart was actually good and im a music snob….
chees says – reply to this

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She looks like she's 40. Less make-up and get rid of the extensions.
shell says – reply to this

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love it!
matty says – reply to this

93

it's so-so, not too bad but not too good, just so-so
Bebe says – reply to this

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Sounds like she is singing the entire song in one entire breath (a deep one at that).

Not sure why, however, this girl (kid, really)…reminds me of Ashlee Simpson…both in the looks department…and in the "I too, wanna be a star like my big sister" scenario.

Funny how Lilo, Dina and Ali all have a similar voice.
I think Dina has been looking awfully "hard" recently!
I guess liquor and drugs WILL make someone look like that.
gb says – reply to this

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This is so dumb. Why can't kids just join their school choir instead of trying to make record albums? They are far too young to handle the life of a "celebrity", and then they are screwed up forever…
Brina says – reply to this

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THIS IS NOT HER!!!!!! I heard her sing on her show and she sounds a HOT MESS!!! OH the wonders of editing!!!
Girl says – reply to this

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Who cares if she can sing. This girl is a young teen and already looks rode hard and put away wet. Imagine what she'll look like at 30, awful. White trash crap and not worth the time.
PICASIO says – reply to this

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she looks like a porn star
Monki says – reply to this

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If you have ever watched the "reality show" you would know that is not how she really sounds…..The whole thing is computer generated…Its sad that it has become all about image and talent is starting to take a distant second……
micke says – reply to this

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i heard her sing this on the show, living lohan…it sounded a lot different than the final product. LOTS of work done on it.
let's just see how she lipsynchs, oh sorry, SINGS live.

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