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Guess That Beer Belly

Filed under: Guess The Celebrity

The bad news? Someone's let themselves go!

The good news? He/she is doing something about it!

CLICK HERE to find out who was seen sweating off that keg Thursday in L.A.

[Image via Starzlife.]

It's director and foot fetishist Quentin Tarantino. Stay away from the craft services table!

Posted: July 10, 2008 at 11:30 pm

126 comments to “Guess That Beer Belly”

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Brendon says – reply to this

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blah
eug says – reply to this

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hm.
Trish says – reply to this

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first
fbds says – reply to this

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first
Casey says – reply to this

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Oh well!
cory says – reply to this

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oooohhh
Abby says – reply to this

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first!!!!!!
lw says – reply to this

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FIRST!
charl says – reply to this

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Chubby Chaser
lw says – reply to this

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FIRST!
Bren says – reply to this

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Eh.
wane says – reply to this

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Bleu cheese
super says – reply to this

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interesting…
Matth says – reply to this

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eww first??
matt says – reply to this

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he is such a badass rich ass man. who cares? and fuck them dip shits who shout out FIRST…… fags
peeps says – reply to this

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YIKEs, too many burger royales!!
jess says – reply to this

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yucccccck
mel says – reply to this

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leave him alone. poor guy
Erin says – reply to this

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Good for him!!
tangs says – reply to this

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wowowow
betty says – reply to this

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Who cares what he looks like, as long as he's making great movies. I love him and I always have. He's fantastic!!!!
Kayla says – reply to this

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I guessed Perez Hilton. Since ya know, he's still a fat ass.
Ash says – reply to this

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first
Natal says – reply to this

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FIRST
jamie says – reply to this

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at least he's wayyyyyyyy more talented than perez.. HA!
OmGuS says – reply to this

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OMG he's fuckinq uqly!!!!!!!!
animal. says – reply to this

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suck my toes quentin
ray j says – reply to this

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all i wanna know is sexy can i?
jholly says – reply to this

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yuckkkk
alaba says – reply to this

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thats kinda mean. i fucking love tarantino. *drool*
becca says – reply to this

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perez u have noe room 2 talk! fat ass…
OgleOodles says – reply to this

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my eyes!!!!!!!!!
krist says – reply to this

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what a fucking douche
LishaB says – reply to this

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You know what's retarded? The cocksuckers that come on here and say "first" shut the fuck up. you're all fucking morons. 2nd, the idiots that come on here and talk shit about Perez. Get a life. You obviously don't have one, cuz if you did, you wouldn't sit around on his site all day just for the opporutnity to talk shit to him. You think he reads this shit. you're dumb, go play in traffic.

3rd, Quentin is such an ugly man, but i love his movies, he's amazing. Good for him doing something about his weight.
Oogab says – reply to this

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I love Quentin, and I'm happy he's getting in shape, but shit, who cares if he's fat? He's still a genius!
Leana says – reply to this

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Re: ray j –

No life, I see?
yes says – reply to this

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I thought maybe Vince vaugh lost some weight
ll says – reply to this

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cunt
happy says – reply to this

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wow.

it truly is a sad time in humanity when a director's slightly growing girth size is considered news.

perez basks in it, but the people who are actually living and not just alive know that this makes our society so fucking ridiculous and hard to be content in.

fuck this website, i have way better things to do that don't involve worrying about every little detail about so-called famous people.

p.s.- lay off quentin tarantino. he has talent, unlike perez fucking hilton, who can barely type a goddamn sentence.
Holly says – reply to this

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I thought it was Rosie O'donnel
meltz says – reply to this

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Cut the dude some slack, he's pushing 50.
Kathr says – reply to this

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love him!! as long as he's happy and healthy!
boot says – reply to this

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Every time I start thinking you're a decent person, you pull something like this: you lose about 10 lbs and then start making fun of everyone else who has a couple extra.

It's narcissistic, AND it hurts those of us who have a "keg" they're still trying to get rid of.
Erica says – reply to this

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I thought that was Ozzy!! omg!
Owen says – reply to this

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Ummm Perez your one to talk… i dont think you should be commenting negative things about "ugly" and "fat" celebrities until you do something about yourself. Its starting to get stupid.
danie says – reply to this

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fat geniouss hehehe
rev says – reply to this

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Re: LishaB – LOL…well said! I agree 150%
c/nu says – reply to this

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… and here comes criticism from the (on average) fattest people in the World.

We love you America. You're the best.

Enslaved by capitalism,

Muthafukkin Lord c/nu
Punky says – reply to this

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is he still fucking that nig?
WTF! says – reply to this

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Perez you're way more of a lard than that.
huend says – reply to this

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we love to hear you on b96 in chicago!
urfat says – reply to this

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hmmm….for some one who has been FAT their whole life, you shouldn't be one to talk.
Lindsey says – reply to this

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ugh hate him
jenbu says – reply to this

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tarantino is the most awesome potbellied director ever!
Geros says – reply to this

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for some stupid reason I thoughg the beer belly would be for some goodlooking actor that partied a little hard lately. Sweet Jesus… Quentin has always been as appetizing as a razorblade Blowjob.
jenn says – reply to this

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i would still fuck him for money
linda says – reply to this

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He's sooooooo gross & ugly!
BDO says – reply to this

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He still looks smaller than you FATSO. And he is talented you are NOT! You are such a MORON.
HALLA says – reply to this

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Okay, I must say I love you perez… I love my celebrity gossip. You know what I hate though, Hypocrisy, You're not too skinny yourself. And who fucking cares, it's not like he's geortestically obese, leave peoples weight alone, body image should mean nothing. And Atleast get a Brad Pitt Bod yourself before heckling chubby filmmakers.
pinxx says – reply to this

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But he's been quite chubbyfor a long time this is nothing new.
TrickSlut says – reply to this

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YUCK !!! ……………ALTHOUGH I LIKE HIM AS A DIRECTOR….MOSTLY (KILL BILL, PULP FICTION ETC)
ghsd says – reply to this

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Not everyone that is chubby is unnattractive, IMO…he looks good.
steph says – reply to this

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guys… this isn't a negative post!!! perez is giving kudos to quentin!! its called motivation for ALL! both these men are AMAzingly talented entertainers and it's great that they're both making an effort to take care of themselves!
billi says – reply to this

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AH, HE'S STILL GREAT! I STILL LIKE HIM.. O WELL
JuneBug says – reply to this

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Whoa. He's so unattractive, he needs to at least be in shape!
Jay says – reply to this

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Oh please, who cares? The man has more talent in his pinky finger then 99% of Hollywood.
ndf says – reply to this

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at least he exercises.
yfets says – reply to this

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Don't call perez fat…..he's buff and scrumptiously bumptiously vulmptious , you're just jealous
3BZii says – reply to this

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ewwwwwww i thought it was jack black roflmao
HAM says – reply to this

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He's totally one of my hero's! I kinda like him fat, I imagine him all fat smoking a cigar making all kindz of nasty ho's suck his dick. IDK Just a fantasy of mine…..♥
Tara says – reply to this

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umm..it's Royale with cheese..lol
wow nice to see the men get picked on for a change!
thanks much perez;)
ltran says – reply to this

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Yes. But there will always be some wanna be actress that will fuck him.
FAG! says – reply to this

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Alright, so Quentin has a lantern jaw and a beer belly. Even if he has 8 balls and a vagina/cock hybrid on his forehead he'd still be better looking and more succesful than you, you human cock disposal.
wow says – reply to this

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…DUMBASS, hes always looked like that. why dont you show a picture of someone who used to be skinny who looks like that now. no, seriously. wtf, i cant believe i wasted my time clicking this link….wtf…WHY THE HELL DOES IT MATTER IF Tarantino's fat?! hes beeen fat. when wasnt he fat. I WANNA KNOW WHEN HE WASNT FAT?!
krist says – reply to this

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Hey-look-not like he was ever attractive-who gives a f-if he is fat, he is stll cool….and still not attractive, just bigger. Lol,
Katia says – reply to this

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i'd fuck him
Zanzi says – reply to this

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He rocks!
Bride says – reply to this

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well, that's sad you have talk shit about Quentin Tarantino.
everyone knows you don't talk shit about him, he's the man.
sucks your're the first, last, and only douchebag to do that,
fucking fat idiot-ass, you're one to talk.

sad, very sad.
KURT COBAIN says – reply to this

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aw shit i thought it was adam sandler.. i love him!
Steph says – reply to this

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dude you fat fucker seriously his tittys arn't nearly as big as yours plus he's way older…When you're his age you're going to look worse than star jones before surgery
OdJob says – reply to this

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He became rich so he could afford to buy all those burgers he wanted. That's understandable.
fairytalesofyesterday says – reply to this

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I thought that it was nick Carter
meghanhardy says – reply to this

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no offense perez… but get real.. you dont look any different than he does. so quick to judge.
heff says – reply to this

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Re: fairytalesofyesterday – i love you. why do all the fairy tales have to be yesterday? peace……heff
hazza says – reply to this

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First! bahahaha!!
Rizz0 says – reply to this

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Ew, who cares, he's ugly as hell anyway.
wotev says – reply to this

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Perez everyone knows that you are 10 times uglier than anyone you call fat or ugly, youre just a bitter little bully in the playground, grow up
jo jo says – reply to this

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shudder.
DR. F says – reply to this

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You know what's retarded? The cocksuckers that come on here and say "first" shut the fuck up. you're all fucking morons. 2nd, the idiots that come on here and talk shit about Perez. Get a life. You obviously don't have one, cuz if you did, you wouldn't sit around on his site all day just for the opporutnity to talk shit to him. You think he reads this shit. you're dumb, go play in traffic.
3rd, Quentin is such an ugly man, but i love his movies, he's amazing. Good for him doing something about his weight. Yeah you fat motherfucker. Besides all you are is a fat man whore who would suck any dick dangled infront of your face. You can't tell me you wouldn't bath in Quentin's love juices. When you make a movie as great as Pulp Fiction I'll suck your dick and let you cum up my ass. But that ain't gonna happen cause you suck as a person. Peace out.
Laino says – reply to this

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Obviously!! Uma thurman must have broken his heart when she moved on to that rich ex of Elle Mac !!!! Think about it…
dave says – reply to this

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Is it that you, Perez?
Kiki says – reply to this

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He's spends most of his time behind the camera. Let's face it…most directors have appearance flaws. He still looks better than most.
angienikka says – reply to this

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I think he had too many Reservoir Hot Dogs for now…wow!
almos says – reply to this

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What an ugly MF …..
flangie nopants says – reply to this

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He's still slimer than you, lardhandles…..
June says – reply to this

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A genius like him doesn't have to be handsome!
Who cares?!
meme says – reply to this

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LOOKS JUST LIKE PEREZ TO ME !!!!!!!!!!!!
QUENT says – reply to this

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Re: Katia – KATIA, URE SO RIGHT!!!!! FUCK HIM DOGGYSTYLE!!!!!
nat says – reply to this

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What an unattractive man. Does he have Down's Syndrome?

I'd let him hit it if he put me in a movie though lol
ron says – reply to this

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he's still skinnier than your fatass

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