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Filed under: Jessica Biel > Photoshop Awardz
A very VERY Photoshopped Jessica Biel does the cover of the new Harper's Bazaar.
She's definitely way too airbrushed!
They did manage to make her look more feminine, though, and less like a dog.
That's a good thing, we think. Although, we love a good dog!
Posted: July 10, 2008 at 12:43 pm
HAHA…totally agree with you. She looks less muscular.
fuck u she's gorgeous. jealous fatty?
kinda agree, they way overdid the airbrushing….too bad ’cause normally she's gorgeous!
she is tom-boyish…but not at all a dog.
she looks OLD
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First!!!!!!!!! She looks like a dog with too much makeup. Gross.
the way her face is… she always looks older. I dont t hink she will age well. I see botox in her future
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PEREZ… TURN A NEW LEAF OVER, QUERIDO… SHE LOOKS PRETTY… JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT… NO DOG COMMENTS, CHICO!
Doesnt even look like her!!
loves it
very photoshopped
shes gorgeous, you're ugly
shes creepy looking. and why doesnt anyone ever comment about her sausage lip. its obviously injected. and her nose its like julia roberts…..ew
hahahah yeah i agree
first first first
I THINK SHE IS BEUTIFUL AND SHE HAS A VERY HEALTHY BODY. I DONT THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE A DOG AT ALL PEREZ YOU JUST DON'T LIKE ANY WOMEN U SUCK!!!!
If you think Jessica Biel looks like a dog, well..what does that make you Perez?
She's ugly.
her bangs suck
aw shes pretty
Dog? Hay perezito que te hizo la pobre?
everyone's airbrushed
sdfuu, she's a pretty girl
minus the mullet;]
She looks 45! oooooooold bag hag!
I USED TO LIKE UNTIL SHE STARTED WEARING BUTT PADS!
first! bitches
Props to whoever airbrushed but still yeeeesssh
I love jessice biel
more like MR ED DAUGHTER!
First ?!
i thought it was hillary swank at first glance. she must have hired mimi's retoucher.
They made her look less like a dog? A dog? Man, you are REEEAAALLLLY gay.
I AGREE!
shes ugly.
I guess you have to keep saying dumb and irrelevant things about people in order keep things flowing around here. Part of your brilliant strategy I suppose. "I know! We'll totally make something up about Jessica Biel's looks and confuse people with it! Haha! Genius!"
She's pretty on her own but the picture does make her features look different. Her nose is more refined, and her arms look too thin. So I would say some photoshop and some good makeup job.
Umm, that doesn't look like her at all. I don't remember her nose looking like that?!? And she totally has the Cindy Landon "sausage lip"
Is it me or does she look like Lisa Kudrow in this pic??………..
OK, since when has Jessica Biel been a dog?!?! I think she's beautiful. And for a woman in today's entertainment industry, she's also controversy free (as far as I know). I agree that they shouldn't airbrush so much and just let people be natural, but I disagree on your tastes in women, Perez. Oh wait! That's right - you're gay - I guess you just don't appreciate a lovely woman!
her lip looks screwy…ick.
She is ugly as hell. Not even airbrushing could help her. Terrible nose job, huge horse teeth - how can someone find this chick attractive?
Uhm, I dont really like her hair this shade, but this is a beautiful girl, Perez!
They usually photo shop their arms too thin but this is a nice.
Re: Chrys – I should add that usually I think she's really pretty, but she looks horrible here!!
for a sec i thought it was Hilary Duff
No amount of photoshop could make this "girl" look pretty.
I think she looks good. why must you always hate on people, perez? I love your site, i read it practically everyday, but your comments about people that do not deserve it is becoming a bit too much. Why are you so cynical? Are you jealous? These famous people that you talk shit on do not care what you have to say, they are living the dream. It has almost become unbearable to read all the negative comments you make. I am telling you, you are gong to lose readers if you continue acting like this
Looks exactly like her to me when the paps catch her. No airbrushing here. Your nuts Perez. Whats your hatred of Justin carrying over to Jessica now. You really need to get a life.
perez you are a dick… really though, a dog? like where do you get off saying these kinds of things? you arent all that attractive yourself..
Oh my gosh!!! At first glance, I honestly thought that was Hillary Duff.
She really doesn't even look like herself, I think the picture is kinda creepy actually.
Her lips have always looked liked that. Her nose has always looked like that. Go back and look at some of her older pictures, she hasn't had any plastic surgery. Other than her makeup being a little to heavy, she looks great, not old. You people suck! You are just hating on her because you are TO' UP FROM THE FLO' UP!
she looks like an ugly Hillary Duff in that pic. I don't see what people see in her. she can't act for shit.
I think she always looks pretty.
STUNNING cover. Perez, you're not so good with spotting the lovely ladies sometimes. You love the hag Madonna, but think Jessica is a dog? Riiight….
Her nose is scaring me.
You think she looks like a dog?!?!?!? NO WAY! She is gorgeous…with our without makeup. One of the few naturally beautiful actresses.
SHE'S NOT AS PRETTY AS SHE USED TO BE ON 7TH HEAVEN.
What magazine cover isn't airbrushed? The title "airbrushed" is getting old.
they made her look like Shannon Doherty
Alright perez….I come to ur site frequently to see what the celebs are up to..but really man..ur just starting to be a douche..why are u SO NEGATIVE!?!?!?! Can u ever give anyone their props?? Jessica Biel looks like herself..not photoshopped..Ive noticed u never say ANYTHING bad about Rihanna..that Christina Yen chick..or whatever her name is from youtube..the Jonas Brothers..and a few others I could name..Now THOSE people are a joke.
she looks like kylie minogue. or hilary swank. not jessica biel.
I think this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time! I actually laughed out loud
My first initial reaction was "what happened to Christie Turlington?"
She is SO gorgeous in person and has had NO plastic surgery…she is also very lean and muscular…stop hating on people for NO reason…and making false claims…especially if someone actually IS natural
Perez,
I wish they could airbrush your pig nosed, fat face out of any sort of publication. That would make the world a better place. It must be a horrible feeling at the end of the day when you are laying in bed with your UGLY dog and your 12 year old Thai boy knowing that you sling shit at people all day long with the realization that all of the plastic surgery in the world couldn't make you half as attractive as a semi decent looking person.
Owned….fatass.
Oh Perez, if only someone could airbursh your ugly ass… oh wait, you do make yourself 100% skinnier in the cartoons of you on the site.
Airbrushed or not, who the F could find this "woman" attractive?! She is so manly and disgusting. Look at her lips and her scary nose. Gross. Skinny does not always mean pretty!
That doesn't even look like her
Perez, you're calling HER a dog? Pot, meet Kettle.
Definitely thought it was Christy Turlington at first glance.
At first I thought it was the woman who played Julie Cooper…and she's like 20 years older than Jessica Biel!
She looks like Elizabeth Hurley here!
That is creepy. She looks just like Christy Turlington. I would have never thought it was Jessica Biel
Jessica Biel is hot…Perez just can't see it because he's an overweight queen with self esteem issues.
Biel is much more hittable than that Agyness chick he's always pimping on this site.
what are you talking about perez you're the one that looks like a dog!!!
Geezus— you are such an asshole.
I didn´t even recognize her :/ I personally think she´s beautiful and it´s a shame that all this airbrushing was done, she looks better without it.
Somebody please tell me why she's still considered "a star" and gets magazine covers? Can someone also tell me ONE hit movie she's been in? Has she ever been "the draw" to a movie?! wtf?
i don't think there is too much photoshop, she looks like she does at a premiere
it's just the hair color… I don't think it's the best color for her
HER HAIR color & style are YUCK
Liz Hurley and Hilary Duff created life with their clotties. I didn't know that was possible.
NEVER did understand why she is considered so hot. Ain't all that, bitch.
She should hope she looked this good in real life. But she is still ugly as homemade sin! ARF ARF
Perez, you ARE a good DOG!!!
F.U.I.T.A.M.F…………..oh wait you would like that too much!!!
She is a pretty woman. Stand her next to a real disaster like sjp and she has the face and body of a goddess.
hahhah d0g is right.. fkn ugly ass beetch
she certainly aint no alba or ,megan fox
get this shit off my screen and put somethinghot and arousing up hahaha
Perez, if you're looking for someone who is waaay too airbrushed in magazines, when is the last time you looked at YOUR magazine shots?! hmm?
and don't pick on Jessica, she is a talented actress and has a great look.
Quit saying these things about people, it's rude and childish.
Thank you Perez!! It's about time someone recognized that "Fish-lips Biel" is not good looking and yes, she is way too manly!!! What does Justin see in her again???
She is so ugly and manly and probably one of the worst actresses ever
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7th heaven loser bitch I have no respect for her
Re: Chrys – OMG I was just thinking that! She totally has sausage lip like old lady landon! lol
Re: allin – are you special? Don't read this site if u don't like it stoooopid. also she is a terrible actress u must be a 14 year old girl who likes 7th heaven reruns
She is fit looking…but shes beautiful Fat *ss
Re: I-DON – I totally agree
Re: beave –
Ur an Idiot…If its Okay for Perez to talk crap about people who are genetically superior to him then its okay for a response. Calm down
Re: C_le0 – what does he see in her mannish ass?
Perez Hilton, you are so mean, but you are so funny.
Jessica Biel is about the farthest thing from a dog. I think she is beautiful all the time. You're just jealous…I know I'm jealous of her. She has one of the best bodies in Hollywood and she is GORGEOUS. You know, people would respect you a lot more if you weren't so negative like the bitchy cheerleader in high school.
Re: lady – Hey lady are u fat?