Hello Airbrush!

Filed under: Jessica Biel > Photoshop Awardz

A very VERY Photoshopped Jessica Biel does the cover of the new Harper's Bazaar.

She's definitely way too airbrushed!

They did manage to make her look more feminine, though, and less like a dog.

That's a good thing, we think. Although, we love a good dog!

Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 12:43 pm / Email this »

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Steph says – reply to this

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HAHA…totally agree with you. She looks less muscular.
phoeb says – reply to this

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fuck u she's gorgeous. jealous fatty?
Tanya says – reply to this

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kinda agree, they way overdid the airbrushing….too bad ’cause normally she's gorgeous!
Amand says – reply to this

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she is tom-boyish…but not at all a dog.
lulu says – reply to this

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she looks OLD
Perez is cool says – reply to this

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Vote
Obama!
Emily says – reply to this

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First!!!!!!!!! She looks like a dog with too much makeup. Gross.
kamil says – reply to this

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the way her face is… she always looks older. I dont t hink she will age well. I see botox in her future
julia says – reply to this

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first
lizzi says – reply to this

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PEREZ… TURN A NEW LEAF OVER, QUERIDO… SHE LOOKS PRETTY… JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT… NO DOG COMMENTS, CHICO!
jen says – reply to this

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Doesnt even look like her!!
fercho.a.m. says – reply to this

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loves it
sydne says – reply to this

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very photoshopped
ashle says – reply to this

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shes gorgeous, you're ugly
alisa says – reply to this

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shes creepy looking. and why doesnt anyone ever comment about her sausage lip. its obviously injected. and her nose its like julia roberts…..ew
dlog says – reply to this

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hahahah yeah i agree
j says – reply to this

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first first first
V says – reply to this

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I THINK SHE IS BEUTIFUL AND SHE HAS A VERY HEALTHY BODY. I DONT THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE A DOG AT ALL PEREZ YOU JUST DON'T LIKE ANY WOMEN U SUCK!!!!
Eric says – reply to this

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If you think Jessica Biel looks like a dog, well..what does that make you Perez?
Jamie says – reply to this

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She's ugly.
noodl says – reply to this

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her bangs suck
imo says – reply to this

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aw shes pretty
nonon says – reply to this

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Dog? Hay perezito que te hizo la pobre?
amy says – reply to this

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everyone's airbrushed
sdfuu, she's a pretty girl

minus the mullet;]
jess says – reply to this

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She looks 45! oooooooold bag hag!
LettyB says – reply to this

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I USED TO LIKE UNTIL SHE STARTED WEARING BUTT PADS!
gaydc says – reply to this

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first! bitches
Baile says – reply to this

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Props to whoever airbrushed but still yeeeesssh
jacin says – reply to this

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I love jessice biel
MY 2 says – reply to this

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more like MR ED DAUGHTER!
Plop says – reply to this

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First ?!
steph says – reply to this

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i thought it was hillary swank at first glance. she must have hired mimi's retoucher.
Jokes says – reply to this

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They made her look less like a dog? A dog? Man, you are REEEAAALLLLY gay.
Steff says – reply to this

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I AGREE!
KAT says – reply to this

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shes ugly.
prome says – reply to this

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I guess you have to keep saying dumb and irrelevant things about people in order keep things flowing around here. Part of your brilliant strategy I suppose. "I know! We'll totally make something up about Jessica Biel's looks and confuse people with it! Haha! Genius!"
Me says – reply to this

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She's pretty on her own but the picture does make her features look different. Her nose is more refined, and her arms look too thin. So I would say some photoshop and some good makeup job.
Chrys says – reply to this

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Umm, that doesn't look like her at all. I don't remember her nose looking like that?!? And she totally has the Cindy Landon "sausage lip"
J.B. says – reply to this

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Is it me or does she look like Lisa Kudrow in this pic??………..
Jodi says – reply to this

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OK, since when has Jessica Biel been a dog?!?! I think she's beautiful. And for a woman in today's entertainment industry, she's also controversy free (as far as I know). I agree that they shouldn't airbrush so much and just let people be natural, but I disagree on your tastes in women, Perez. Oh wait! That's right - you're gay - I guess you just don't appreciate a lovely woman!
howie says – reply to this

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her lip looks screwy…ick.
I.Z. says – reply to this

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She is ugly as hell. Not even airbrushing could help her. Terrible nose job, huge horse teeth - how can someone find this chick attractive?
nonam says – reply to this

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Uhm, I dont really like her hair this shade, but this is a beautiful girl, Perez!
Morga says – reply to this

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They usually photo shop their arms too thin but this is a nice.
Chrys says – reply to this

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Re: Chrys – I should add that usually I think she's really pretty, but she looks horrible here!!
Kisse says – reply to this

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for a sec i thought it was Hilary Duff
Me says – reply to this

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No amount of photoshop could make this "girl" look pretty.
Natty says – reply to this

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I think she looks good. why must you always hate on people, perez? I love your site, i read it practically everyday, but your comments about people that do not deserve it is becoming a bit too much. Why are you so cynical? Are you jealous? These famous people that you talk shit on do not care what you have to say, they are living the dream. It has almost become unbearable to read all the negative comments you make. I am telling you, you are gong to lose readers if you continue acting like this
susan says – reply to this

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Looks exactly like her to me when the paps catch her. No airbrushing here. Your nuts Perez. Whats your hatred of Justin carrying over to Jessica now. You really need to get a life.
uuuuu says – reply to this

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perez you are a dick… really though, a dog? like where do you get off saying these kinds of things? you arent all that attractive yourself..
Twila says – reply to this

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Oh my gosh!!! At first glance, I honestly thought that was Hillary Duff.
Marie says – reply to this

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She really doesn't even look like herself, I think the picture is kinda creepy actually.
Kimbe says – reply to this

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Her lips have always looked liked that. Her nose has always looked like that. Go back and look at some of her older pictures, she hasn't had any plastic surgery. Other than her makeup being a little to heavy, she looks great, not old. You people suck! You are just hating on her because you are TO' UP FROM THE FLO' UP!
blahfrickinblah says – reply to this

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she looks like an ugly Hillary Duff in that pic. I don't see what people see in her. she can't act for shit.
olivi says – reply to this

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I think she always looks pretty.
shurf says – reply to this

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STUNNING cover. Perez, you're not so good with spotting the lovely ladies sometimes. You love the hag Madonna, but think Jessica is a dog? Riiight….
Gon c says – reply to this

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Her nose is scaring me.
rrrachowww says – reply to this

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You think she looks like a dog?!?!?!? NO WAY! She is gorgeous…with our without makeup. One of the few naturally beautiful actresses.
Jaelynn says – reply to this

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SHE'S NOT AS PRETTY AS SHE USED TO BE ON 7TH HEAVEN.
Nancy says – reply to this

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What magazine cover isn't airbrushed? The title "airbrushed" is getting old.
Lee says – reply to this

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they made her look like Shannon Doherty
Natha says – reply to this

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Alright perez….I come to ur site frequently to see what the celebs are up to..but really man..ur just starting to be a douche..why are u SO NEGATIVE!?!?!?! Can u ever give anyone their props?? Jessica Biel looks like herself..not photoshopped..Ive noticed u never say ANYTHING bad about Rihanna..that Christina Yen chick..or whatever her name is from youtube..the Jonas Brothers..and a few others I could name..Now THOSE people are a joke.
craza says – reply to this

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she looks like kylie minogue. or hilary swank. not jessica biel.
Cos says – reply to this

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I think this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time! I actually laughed out loud
Crybaby & says – reply to this

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My first initial reaction was "what happened to Christie Turlington?"
TL says – reply to this

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She is SO gorgeous in person and has had NO plastic surgery…she is also very lean and muscular…stop hating on people for NO reason…and making false claims…especially if someone actually IS natural
Iwish says – reply to this

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Perez,

I wish they could airbrush your pig nosed, fat face out of any sort of publication. That would make the world a better place. It must be a horrible feeling at the end of the day when you are laying in bed with your UGLY dog and your 12 year old Thai boy knowing that you sling shit at people all day long with the realization that all of the plastic surgery in the world couldn't make you half as attractive as a semi decent looking person.

Owned….fatass.
Dodod says – reply to this

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Oh Perez, if only someone could airbursh your ugly ass… oh wait, you do make yourself 100% skinnier in the cartoons of you on the site.
PLAM says – reply to this

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Airbrushed or not, who the F could find this "woman" attractive?! She is so manly and disgusting. Look at her lips and her scary nose. Gross. Skinny does not always mean pretty!
Nat says – reply to this

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That doesn't even look like her
MissK says – reply to this

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Perez, you're calling HER a dog? Pot, meet Kettle.
Dee says – reply to this

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Definitely thought it was Christy Turlington at first glance.
CBG says – reply to this

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At first I thought it was the woman who played Julie Cooper…and she's like 20 years older than Jessica Biel!
Sam says – reply to this

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She looks like Elizabeth Hurley here!
Kate says – reply to this

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That is creepy. She looks just like Christy Turlington. I would have never thought it was Jessica Biel
mike says – reply to this

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Jessica Biel is hot…Perez just can't see it because he's an overweight queen with self esteem issues.

Biel is much more hittable than that Agyness chick he's always pimping on this site.
suz says – reply to this

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what are you talking about perez you're the one that looks like a dog!!!
dinVe says – reply to this

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Geezus— you are such an asshole.
Icegirl says – reply to this

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I didn´t even recognize her :/ I personally think she´s beautiful and it´s a shame that all this airbrushing was done, she looks better without it.
I-DON says – reply to this

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Somebody please tell me why she's still considered "a star" and gets magazine covers? Can someone also tell me ONE hit movie she's been in? Has she ever been "the draw" to a movie?! wtf?
marie says – reply to this

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i don't think there is too much photoshop, she looks like she does at a premiere
it's just the hair color… I don't think it's the best color for her
Megan says – reply to this

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HER HAIR color & style are YUCK
Boob says – reply to this

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Liz Hurley and Hilary Duff created life with their clotties. I didn't know that was possible.
kimbe says – reply to this

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NEVER did understand why she is considered so hot. Ain't all that, bitch.
arf a says – reply to this

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She should hope she looked this good in real life. But she is still ugly as homemade sin! ARF ARF
MT Bu says – reply to this

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Perez, you ARE a good DOG!!!
F.U.I.T.A.M.F…………..oh wait you would like that too much!!!
mia says – reply to this

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She is a pretty woman. Stand her next to a real disaster like sjp and she has the face and body of a goddess.
dj wa says – reply to this

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hahhah d0g is right.. fkn ugly ass beetch
she certainly aint no alba or ,megan fox
get this shit off my screen and put somethinghot and arousing up hahaha
allin says – reply to this

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Perez, if you're looking for someone who is waaay too airbrushed in magazines, when is the last time you looked at YOUR magazine shots?! hmm?
and don't pick on Jessica, she is a talented actress and has a great look.
Quit saying these things about people, it's rude and childish.
C_le0 says – reply to this

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Thank you Perez!! It's about time someone recognized that "Fish-lips Biel" is not good looking and yes, she is way too manly!!! What does Justin see in her again???
beave says – reply to this

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She is so ugly and manly and probably one of the worst actresses ever
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7th heaven loser bitch I have no respect for her
Xtini says – reply to this

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Re: Chrys – OMG I was just thinking that! She totally has sausage lip like old lady landon! lol
beave says – reply to this

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Re: allin – are you special? Don't read this site if u don't like it stoooopid. also she is a terrible actress u must be a 14 year old girl who likes 7th heaven reruns
Lady says – reply to this

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She is fit looking…but shes beautiful Fat *ss
YA says – reply to this

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Re: I-DON – I totally agree
lady says – reply to this

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Re: beave –

Ur an Idiot…If its Okay for Perez to talk crap about people who are genetically superior to him then its okay for a response. Calm down
not h says – reply to this

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Re: C_le0 – what does he see in her mannish ass?
Nikki says – reply to this

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Perez Hilton, you are so mean, but you are so funny.
SD says – reply to this

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Jessica Biel is about the farthest thing from a dog. I think she is beautiful all the time. You're just jealous…I know I'm jealous of her. She has one of the best bodies in Hollywood and she is GORGEOUS. You know, people would respect you a lot more if you weren't so negative like the bitchy cheerleader in high school.
beave says – reply to this

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Re: lady – Hey lady are u fat?

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