Madonna Wanted Jose Canseco's Cuban Sperm!

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Admitted steroid user, former baseball star, and A-Rod's #1 hater, Jose Conseco, claims that Madonna 'begged' him to impregnante her back in 1991 - even though he was married at the time!

In case you don't know, Canseco HATES the Yankee cuz he hit on his wife!

Can the things that link A-Rod/Madonna get any crazier!?

Canseco tells Us Weekly, "She had a Cuban child (Lourdes) and wanted another one. She wanted to get married and have a child with me – she wanted a Cuban child."

Uhmm, Lourdes was born AFTER 1991, you idiot!

When Canseco mentioned that splitting up with his then current wife would be costly, Madonna supposedly offered to support him through the ordeal! He recalls to the mag, "She said, 'I have lots of money. Don't worry about that."

According to Canseco's account, Madonna is the one who went after him. "Her people" arranged for their first meet up through "his people". Madge's people also reportedly made it clear from the get-go that it was his sperm she was after!

Us: And she barely knew you at this point.

JC: She didn't.

Us: So she was interested in your genes.

JC: Yeah, I'm Cuban 6-foot-3, athletic, built.

Her Madgesty tried to seduce him at their first meeting in her Hollywood Hills home by playing the masturbation scene from Truth or Dare for him. He says nothing happened, besides kissing, because he was young and intimidated.

Madge's pursuit of Jose apparently continued on for 3-4 months, all coordinated by their people. She would also meet him at the baseball clubhouse and would use the code name "Melissa". Jose claims that they were never intimate over that course of time.

He also said that she was very businesslike throughout their entire "relationship".

"I think she thought she could persuade me or seduce me over time," was Canseco's final comment to the mag.

Gosh, if Madonna wants another Cuban child that badly, Perez will gladly give her some sperm!

[Images via WENN.]

    Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 3:08 pm / Email this  »

    154 comments to “Madonna Wanted Jose Canseco's Cuban Sperm!”

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    1. Couga says – reply to this


      101

      It's because of women like Madonna, even though she's famous and a woman of great means, that all men in pro sports are counseled about the stalker women that just want to get pregnant with their child and have them pay mega child support so that they never have to work again or they get off on the fact that they feel like they are one of the "chosen" ones. She is no different than the lowest of the low of this ilk.

    2. Marku says – reply to this


      102

      lol!ya right!

    3. ant says – reply to this


      103

      Re: Da R – stfu madonna rules and she prob has a more better life then urs

    4. john says – reply to this


      104

      THIS STORY IS BULLSHIT! US Magazine changed their story to make it sound more "valid" by cutting out the part where "Madonna had a cuban child, Lourdes and wanted another one." As soon as Perez called bullshit on it, they changed their story:

    5. ANT says – reply to this


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      Re: WHORE – i think someone is a lil jelous of MADONNA WHO IS IN THE ROCK N ROLL HALL OF FAME AND WHO IS MORE SUCCESFUL AND MORE THEN ANYTHING U WILL EVER B..SO IN THE WORDS OF MADONNA WHO IS ALMOST 50 AND STILL ROCKIN IT FUCK U!!!!!!!!!

    6. smith says – reply to this


      106

      Yeah, I am sure she wants your sperm Perez…she would have a flabby, pasty, b*tchy, gay, offspring, lol.

    7. GUGU says – reply to this


      107

      US Magazine "changed" their story

      She had a Cuban child (Lourdes) and wanted another one. She wanted to get married and have a child with me – she wanted a Cuban child"

    8. a-rod says – reply to this


      108

      the media in the states is so low , this BS doesnt happen in london , people care for the truth here

    9. Micha says – reply to this


      109

      No one wants YOUR sperm.

    10. GUGUG says – reply to this


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      Re: Joyou

      US Magazine "changed" their story

      She had a Cuban child (Lourdes) and wanted another one. She wanted to get married and have a child with me – she wanted a Cuban child"

    11. me says – reply to this


      111

      They wanna make Madonna the new Britney? It wont work!

    12. Good says – reply to this


      112

      There is still time to be good, Madonna Louise.

      Dad

    13. Bewar says – reply to this


      113

      If I were Britney's conservator I would have second thoughts as to letting these two women get together. It is clearly in Madonna's interest to have her be involved but Madonna's mental health is just as fragile as Britney's AND she has no qualms about being Britney's Svengali. Brit needs to stir clear of a possible backslide and walk away from the precipice(Madonna's influence).

    14. DisGr says – reply to this


      114

      Madonna is a international disgrace and an embarrassment to: The Roman Catholic Church, The State of Michigan, The United States of America and especially to her own family.

      Pappa Ciccone seems to be the most forgiving- but her siblings loathe her.

      Maybe she'll make good one day. (In a way that does not involve selling her dried up sex)

    15. Props says – reply to this


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      At this point it's a toss up as to who is propping whom up, career wise. Frankly, I think one is on the way up and one is on the way down. I guess they'll meet in the middle, gyrate and french kiss and then part amicably, all the while raking in the money for the fools that pay to see mental illness on display. Yeah think?

    16. GUG says – reply to this


      116

      US Magazine "changed" their story
      She had a Cuban child (Lourdes) and wanted another one. She wanted to get married and have a child with me – she wanted a Cuban child"

    17. anon says – reply to this


      117

      Old ass news, Perez. Get with it.



    18. 118

      What a dick.

    19. HJ says – reply to this


      119

      I don't believe a word of Conseco's tale. But, OMG, Mario. I cannot believe you are willing to become Madonna's Gay Aiken!

    20. AMO says – reply to this


      120

      He's not even cute. I believe it though; she's a slut.



    21. 121

      Mad wants Cubano leche on her huevos…. ummm



    22. 122

      Re: Kathryn – Jajajajaja



    23. 123

      Re: "Uhmm, Lourdes was born AFTER 1991, you idiot!"

      Duh … She was hunting for the Cuban sperm!

    24. LkAtU says – reply to this


      124

      This story just goes to show you how big a whore vagonna has ben over the years. Perez your sperm has too many fat genes, nobody wants to raise a fat slob like you.

    25. Kay says – reply to this


      125

      Lay off the excercising, Lady! Your popped veins look hideous.

    26. Hunte says – reply to this


      126

      "because he was young and intimidated."

      code for…he couldnt get it up??

    27. david says – reply to this


      127

      this cannot be good PR for Madonna. Really.

    28. donke says – reply to this


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      Jesus Christ! What did I stumble upon? Seriously, these posters are kinda fucking weird. Calling the woman a slut over and over again proves there are still a lot of judgmental people living in America. Really. Think about it. Get over your holier than thou selves. Fucking hypocrites.

    29. Judge says – reply to this


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      Judgemental? Uhm, well let's see, if there are no judgements there are no consequences. If there are no consequences then anything goes. If that's the case then society, as a whole, falls apart and that includes the family structure. And to assume it is only Americans that judge is a monumental falsehood, but hey, I guess it props up your own judgements, so go for it.

    30. stink says – reply to this


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      69! who cares, baseball is dumb

    31. Ter says – reply to this


      131

      If people did not judge then Madonna would not have a career because her act is based on shock value. If it weren't "judged" as pushing the envelope or being innovative it would have been a non starter. People judge, society judges, nations judge. Use another argument as that one does not hold water and didn't make Madonna rich.

    32. Zizi says – reply to this


      132

      Lourdes dad is Puerto Rican I think not Cuban



    33. 133

      OK. I'm not even a Madonna fan really and this guy is annoying AND full of shit! He's a drug addict for one and we have all seen him admit this. Second, he does whatever it takes now to be in the lime-light, hence, the reality show he did awhile back. He's trying to profit on the hype of Madonna in the media right now. Madonna didn't need his friggin sperm, she could have any dude in Cuba she wanted probably!

    34. oh pl says – reply to this


      134

      That guy is full of shit!

      Go Madge!

    35. Howba says – reply to this


      135

      He didn't get a hard on due to the roids.
      why not get while the getting was good who wants the two rocks between his legs now.

    36. WTF2 says – reply to this


      136

      *BEWARE*

      For all those people on here that are "surprised" as to Madonna's "past" - Honey dear, for those of us that have been around as long as her "star" has shone, we all remember her SKANKY book "SEX" - that was published in the early 90's. If you want to remove all doubt as to her "skankiness" - I encourage you to "google" her book titled "Sex" - and nothing Madonna does, says, sings, schools she funds or kids she adopts, will make one iota of difference.

      P.S. There are some really trashy pics of Madonna in the book - one of which is a DOG about to, or just having licked her p - - - y!

      (hope you haven't eaten dinner yet - it might just be a waste - if you know what I mean.)

    37. Renee says – reply to this


      137

      dear ms ciccone,

      please sue these bastards!!! thank you

    38. I Bet says – reply to this


      138

      I bet if you ask Madonna's employees or siblings they would tell you that she is one Kaballah class or one mega work out from full tilt looney. I bet they know she needs help but won't seek it.

    39. fiera says – reply to this


      139

      He sounds like a major asshole!! I think Carlos Leon was a better choice for a sperm donor.



    40. 140

      PEREZ, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE TO MAKE SHIT UP AND BE A GOSSIP QUEEN FOR MONEY?? WHAT A FUCKING CUNT YOU ARE TO CALL THIS SHIT A LIVING AND TRY TO SLANDER JUST ABOUT EVERYONE WHO ACTUALLY DOES HAVE TALENT. AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE MADONNA!!! SHYITT!!

    41. EP says – reply to this


      141

      Caught! what a liar.

    42. renee says – reply to this


      142

      ****it's totally true Denise Rodman said the same thing about her wanting his sperm! Shes a fucking wierdo control freak.  Deep down you are what you are Madonna a slut from Detroit.!!!****

    43. Psst says – reply to this


      143

      Perezito: Only "men" have sperm!

    44. Miche says – reply to this


      144

      This is old news. I heard him tell this story to Chelsea Handler a while back…

    45. ang says – reply to this


      145

      no way jose

    46. htl says – reply to this


      146

      seriously. are we ridiculous here. gosh perspective please….a numbing enough on nothing gossiip. who bloody cares when we've become 90…can't we just breathe our own lives in good and stop with the stupid stories perez sir….or at least report real bs::)

    47. slam says – reply to this


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      The fact that Madonna is STILL making front page headlines, both here and in the US, 25 years after she released her first single is extraordinary. Even the people who claim her to be 'finished', 'over ' and 'old' (all of which has been said a million times before throughout her career regardless of her actual age), just can't resist stating their opinion about her. Subconciously, they know that Madonna is a very important figure in pop culture - probably THE most important pop star there has ever been- so in spite of not liking her they HAVE to have their say.
      The fact is, people are fascinated by Madonna because she has lived her life the way SHE wants to and has been rewarded with riches beyond avarice.
      I have no doubt whatsoever that on the eve of Madonna's 80th birthday, she will still be making headlines and people will still posting about her on blogs for good or ill. The world ADORES Madonna, and just like in all the most passionate of relationships, love and hate are both sides of the same coin.

    48. tim says – reply to this


      148

      Madge is so gay!!!u gotta love her!!!

    49. cc says – reply to this


      149

      this is what I love in u perez… lol ur soo funny

    50. Snick says – reply to this


      150

      Could Jose Canseco be any more desperate to remain in the spotlight and relative? Does he still think it's 1990 or something??? A Rod was in high school the last time Canseco was doing anything meaningful.

    51. jessy says – reply to this


      151

      What are those marks on Madonna's mid arm section? Those marks could explain why M looks like the Terminator lately.

    52. Neda says – reply to this


      152

      Um she said she wanted a CUBAN baby not a EL SALVADORIAN baby MARIO!!



    53. 153

      he said this on chelsea handler's show chelsea lately a few months back perez. i love you but your starting to slip.

    54. Daze says – reply to this


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      She had one Cuban baby in 1991 and wanted another? No she didn't. Lourdes, her first child, is only 11. She wasn't born until 1997. The man is an idiot and a liar. In 1991, Madonna had no children.

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