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"Woman kills husband with folding couch"
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Woman kills husband with folding couch
A Russian woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch, Russian media reported on Wednesday.
St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
The couch, which doubles as a bed, folds up automatically in order to save space. The man fell between the mattress and the back of the couch, Channel Five quoted emergency workers as saying.
The woman then walked out of the room and returned three hours later to check on what she thought was an unusually quiet sleeping husband.
Police refused to comment.
The St Petersburg Emergency Services Ministry said a private rescue service removed the man's body.
Video on the television channel's website showed emergency workers sawing away the side panels of a couch to remove a man in his underwear lying headfirst between the cushions.
Emergency workers said the man died instantly.
WTF? First
dude, that'll teach men to just lay around… hahaha
hahahahaha
first first first
……….I cant help but laugh at all the unique ways couple are killing themselves now… this is not a serious site so please allow me to giggle…..
"Woman kills husband with folding couch"
lmao
hahahahahahaha lil sad but hahahahahahaha
thats one way to deal with a man…
holy first
wow! I need me one of those couches!
first
Note to self: Get asshold landlord to sit in folding couch!
she didn't really kill him…he fell on his own.
hahaha
lol i dont get were he landed on the couch someone help meeeeeeeee?
HAHAHAHAHA! those darn russians!
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR.
Fucking pwnage.
I bet the wife feels horrible
I do not think she was intended to kill him, she was just angry.
Ha ha ha…well, I think it was nice of her… I mean he seemed to love the couch…so she just allowed him to die with the couch…she is a giver!
LOL i know that the death of someone shouldn't ever be found funny but this is just So Friken Funny……I Need to remember to get me one of those folding couches…
HAHAHAHA thats so funny
I read about this on Yahoo! News Odd News Stories on like Monday…OLD NEWS, fucking dumb shit!!!
that's ashame! the things men put us through….
shouldn't have been drunk. serves him right.
wow i have a drunk man i would like to do that to
i hope she is not procescuted
Did she go to jail?
lol… wtf? it's sad that he's dead, but who would've thought? lol.. Wow.. sorry for laughing but that's a funny way to die.. Freaking drunkie!
when will you ever give us gossip or news when its new? this is old, saw this days ago. throw in the towel mario.
Poor woman, she's got a couch mashed potato for a husband.
how the fuckk is this funny
you people r horrible
how would u like it if your mother killed your dad by accident in a silly argument?
AWESOME!!!!! I hope I die like that. Thats totally the way I wanna go
I feel bad for laughing but this is a funny way to go:D
Thats crazy, who woulda thunk it
Re: Virgo –
funniest comment EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
funniest comment EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
funniest comment EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Virgo –
Ten minutes later and I am still cracking the fuck up at this amazing comment. Virgo - you are comedy gold.
-nikki
Re: Bambina di Bella – Agreed. Sucks for her that everyone on the internets is laughing about it.
wtf
thts horrible
im not laughing at this shit a man lost his life
not funny
who ever laughs at this is STUPID
OLD NEWS PEREZ!
oh my god. who knew that was possible? wow. poor guy probably survived for a little bit and then slowly suffocated. what a crap way to die. another darwin winner.
How sad
I hope they recall that brand of sofabed so it doesn't happen to anyone else.
Sweet! Now I'm going to get me one of those folding couches!
OMG, I don't know what to say!
So in other words, he was crushed to death when she hit the switch and the folding couch pinned him against the wall? Right? He died instantly and didn't feel a thing. Poor guy…..damn. This is something you would see on an episode of Six Feet Under. Wacky and bizarre death scenes were the norm for that show……..
GENUIS!!!!!!!!
Man, I know men can be terrible to live with but this is an example of a brutal punishment! How does the police know that she did it? He could have accidentally did it himself. Was there a confession?
give her the chair!!!!!!
Now that is a Head….line.
But seriously,….I do all sorts of weird shit to my husband when he's drunk, but it's all in fun. Never thought of killing him. I mean really killing him.
Can't wait to see this on Saturday Night Live.
He was owned by the couch. Re: 0.O – Cool, number 15.
LMFAO!so LAME.but FUNNI AS HELL!:D
Re: Bootylicious – if you look closely it's a woman holding a pink computer mouse, the clit is the wheel LMAO, if you use firefox right click > view image, the bigger image makes that clear
Ate the police sure this was not intentional? He was always drunk and maybe she had had enough of him. Are the police still investigating I wonder?
Re: Bootylicious – haha idiot thats a classic avatar joke.
i'll have to write this one down in my death note.
Hahahahahah!!! That's Great!!! I don't think the woman tried to kill her husband she was just pissed and kicked the handle to the folding couch and, well yea you know what happened after that!!!
I THINK THAT'S WAT HIS DRUNK A** GETS(WHO IS HE TO JUST COME HOME DRUNK AND GIVE HIS WIFE PROBLEMS?)
lol that is good now i hope all men tack a note on this
im guessing those two have a lot of arguements
Re: JAMES – very true
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha LOL
why are all russians so crazy stupid or slutty
Sad but.. what the heck ? Lol those things are dangerous appearently.
where do you get one of those couches?I need one j/p
she better do the right thing and let him be burried with his couch too.. hahaha comfy much
She prolly knew it the whole time.
WOW!! I would be in the same position if I had one of those sofa's last night. My boy-toy was drunk last night, soooooo un-sexy. Rest his soul.
Re: olz – This story was not as funny until I read your somment and pictured my parents. Halarious. I think my mom just got a sofa bed OOOOO Sh*T.
You gotta know when to fold em. Sad