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"Woman kills husband with folding couch"

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Woman kills husband with folding couch

A Russian woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch, Russian media reported on Wednesday.

St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.

The couch, which doubles as a bed, folds up automatically in order to save space. The man fell between the mattress and the back of the couch, Channel Five quoted emergency workers as saying.

The woman then walked out of the room and returned three hours later to check on what she thought was an unusually quiet sleeping husband.

Police refused to comment.

The St Petersburg Emergency Services Ministry said a private rescue service removed the man's body.

Video on the television channel's website showed emergency workers sawing away the side panels of a couch to remove a man in his underwear lying headfirst between the cushions.

Emergency workers said the man died instantly.

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    65 comments to “Headline of the Week Weak”

    1. lala says – reply to this


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      WTF? First



    2. 2

      dude, that'll teach men to just lay around… hahaha

    3. first says – reply to this


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      hahahahaha
      first first first



    4. 4

      ……….I cant help but laugh at all the unique ways couple are killing themselves now… this is not a serious site so please allow me to giggle…..
      "Woman kills husband with folding couch"
      lmao

    5. Ms. D says – reply to this


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      hahahahahahaha lil sad but hahahahahahaha

    6. anji says – reply to this


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      thats one way to deal with a man…

    7. joe says – reply to this


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      holy first



    8. 8

      wow! I need me one of those couches!

    9. XXX says – reply to this


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      first

    10. Mangi says – reply to this


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      Note to self: Get asshold landlord to sit in folding couch!

    11. sglhd says – reply to this


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      she didn't really kill him…he fell on his own.

    12. ffekl says – reply to this


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      hahaha

    13. sexy- says – reply to this


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      lol i dont get were he landed on the couch someone help meeeeeeeee?

    14. Comba says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHA! those darn russians!

    15. 0.O says – reply to this


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      HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR.
      Fucking pwnage.



    16. 16

      I bet the wife feels horrible :( I do not think she was intended to kill him, she was just angry.

    17. Gabby says – reply to this


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      Ha ha ha…well, I think it was nice of her… I mean he seemed to love the couch…so she just allowed him to die with the couch…she is a giver!

    18. Twigg says – reply to this


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      LOL i know that the death of someone shouldn't ever be found funny but this is just So Friken Funny……I Need to remember to get me one of those folding couches… ;-)

    19. Saman says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHA thats so funny

    20. The D says – reply to this


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      I read about this on Yahoo! News Odd News Stories on like Monday…OLD NEWS, fucking dumb shit!!!

    21. nay says – reply to this


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      that's ashame! the things men put us through….

    22. gardn says – reply to this


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      shouldn't have been drunk. serves him right.

    23. s says – reply to this


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      wow i have a drunk man i would like to do that to
      i hope she is not procescuted



    24. 24

      Did she go to jail?



    25. 25

      lol… wtf? it's sad that he's dead, but who would've thought? lol.. Wow.. sorry for laughing but that's a funny way to die.. Freaking drunkie!

    26. late says – reply to this


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      when will you ever give us gossip or news when its new? this is old, saw this days ago. throw in the towel mario.

    27. Virgo says – reply to this


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      Poor woman, she's got a couch mashed potato for a husband.

    28. olz says – reply to this


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      how the fuckk is this funny
      you people r horrible
      how would u like it if your mother killed your dad by accident in a silly argument?

    29. HAM says – reply to this


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      AWESOME!!!!! I hope I die like that. Thats totally the way I wanna go

    30. Inga says – reply to this


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      I feel bad for laughing but this is a funny way to go:D

    31. NayCa says – reply to this


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      Thats crazy, who woulda thunk it

    32. nikki says – reply to this


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      Re: Virgo –

      funniest comment EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
      funniest comment EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
      funniest comment EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

    33. NIKKI says – reply to this


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      Re: Virgo –

      Ten minutes later and I am still cracking the fuck up at this amazing comment. Virgo - you are comedy gold.

      -nikki



    34. 34

      Re: Bambina di Bella – Agreed. Sucks for her that everyone on the internets is laughing about it.

    35. genev says – reply to this


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      wtf
      thts horrible
      im not laughing at this shit a man lost his life
      not funny
      who ever laughs at this is STUPID

    36. Gwen says – reply to this


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      OLD NEWS PEREZ!

    37. emma says – reply to this


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      oh my god. who knew that was possible? wow. poor guy probably survived for a little bit and then slowly suffocated. what a crap way to die. another darwin winner.

    38. :( says – reply to this


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      How sad :( I hope they recall that brand of sofabed so it doesn't happen to anyone else.

    39. couch says – reply to this


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      Sweet! Now I'm going to get me one of those folding couches!

    40. Lali says – reply to this


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      OMG, I don't know what to say!

    41. Fred says – reply to this


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      So in other words, he was crushed to death when she hit the switch and the folding couch pinned him against the wall? Right? He died instantly and didn't feel a thing. Poor guy…..damn. This is something you would see on an episode of Six Feet Under. Wacky and bizarre death scenes were the norm for that show……..

    42. lolol says – reply to this


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      GENUIS!!!!!!!!

    43. love2 says – reply to this


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      Man, I know men can be terrible to live with but this is an example of a brutal punishment! How does the police know that she did it? He could have accidentally did it himself. Was there a confession?

    44. The C says – reply to this


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      give her the chair!!!!!!



    45. 45

      Now that is a Head….line.
      But seriously,….I do all sorts of weird shit to my husband when he's drunk, but it's all in fun. Never thought of killing him. I mean really killing him.
      Can't wait to see this on Saturday Night Live.



    46. 46

      He was owned by the couch. Re: 0.O – Cool, number 15.

    47. Butte says – reply to this


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      LMFAO!so LAME.but FUNNI AS HELL!:D

    48. Compu says – reply to this


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      Re: Bootylicious – if you look closely it's a woman holding a pink computer mouse, the clit is the wheel LMAO, if you use firefox right click > view image, the bigger image makes that clear



    49. 49

      Ate the police sure this was not intentional? He was always drunk and maybe she had had enough of him. Are the police still investigating I wonder?



    50. 50

      Re: Bootylicious – haha idiot thats a classic avatar joke.

    51. jenbu says – reply to this


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      i'll have to write this one down in my death note.

    52. Hahah says – reply to this


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      Hahahahahah!!! That's Great!!! I don't think the woman tried to kill her husband she was just pissed and kicked the handle to the folding couch and, well yea you know what happened after that!!!

    53. JAMES says – reply to this


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      I THINK THAT'S WAT HIS DRUNK A** GETS(WHO IS HE TO JUST COME HOME DRUNK AND GIVE HIS WIFE PROBLEMS?)

    54. we_lo says – reply to this


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      lol that is good now i hope all men tack a note on this

    55. alphi says – reply to this


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      im guessing those two have a lot of arguements

    56. alphi says – reply to this


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      Re: JAMES – very true

    57. chazz says – reply to this


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      ha ha ha ha ha ha ha LOL

    58. stupi says – reply to this


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      why are all russians so crazy stupid or slutty



    59. 59

      Sad but.. what the heck ? Lol those things are dangerous appearently.

    60. jojo says – reply to this


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      where do you get one of those couches?I need one j/p



    61. 61

      she better do the right thing and let him be burried with his couch too.. hahaha comfy much

    62. ATEE says – reply to this


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      She prolly knew it the whole time.

    63. b did says – reply to this


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      WOW!! I would be in the same position if I had one of those sofa's last night. My boy-toy was drunk last night, soooooo un-sexy. Rest his soul.

    64. b did says – reply to this


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      Re: olz – This story was not as funny until I read your somment and pictured my parents. Halarious. I think my mom just got a sofa bed OOOOO Sh*T.

    65. Rhino says – reply to this


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      You gotta know when to fold em. Sad