Separated At Birth
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Left: Cindy McCain. Right: Prince Nuada from Hellboy 2.
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
Sorry but, Cindy is a drop dead gorgeous MILF.
lol - that's hilarious!!
No no no no. Prince Nuada looks like Ted Danson.
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Hahahah, good job Perez! U nailed it!
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Sorry perez…Cindy is gorgeous for her age.
haha you're so funny Perez LOL
right on
that is freakin hilarious!
CINDY IS HOT!!! FUCK DEMOCRATS!!!!
um not really.
LOL.
Cindy is a bit more attractive, i have to admit.
perez, if you are trying to garner support for Obama this is not the way to do it. Obama himself would scold you for bringing his and McCain's wife into this. Cyndi McCain is a really pretty lady so you are really wasting your time trying to insinuate she is anything less and you are actually HELPING MCCAIN by going after his wife.
haha
she also looks like the creepy white evil dude from "Time Machine" yea… that about covers it.
IT LOOKS JUST LIKE HER
Perez you fat fuck, she's a very kind, philanthropic, and giving woman.
Hater!
You need to RESPECT
Perez, quit being such a bitch. I love this site but PUHLEASE stop with the Obama campaign! Aren't we all entitled to our own political opinions? Take an example from Oprah, campaigning for Obama is not going to help raise your popularity with your fans!
oh please, horrible comparison.
last I looked I wasn't on drudgereport.com.
STOP WITH THE POLITICS ALREADY.
Now that is just wrong! She is a very attractive, poised woman. Just because you don't agree with her husbands politics does not mean you should be so mean-spirited against her!
KEEP STOOPING LOWER PEREZ THAT ONLY HELPS MCCAIN AND SINCE SO MANY PEOPLE HATE YOUR UGLY FAT ASS ENDORSING OBAMA IS ACTUALLY GOING TO HELP THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. MCCAIN IN '08 BABY!!!
Perez she is beautiful. I am not a Republican either. You are crazy. I am sure if she was latina you would be kissing her ass.
Perez, i see why you are queer….can't appreciaite a good looking woman. keep taking it up the ass!
hey she's not that bad looking…at all. she's really pretty actually…
It's funny how the liberal slant in your eyes distorts your vision….
she is beautiful, inside and out…she just happens to be a Republican, right?
HAHAHAHAH PEREZ THAT IS SO TRUE
Sorry, are you just jealous because your boobs are bigger than hers-
Cindy McCain looks a plastic surgery mess and y'all know it. That woman has one of the most demonic eyes I've ever seen and this is a good comparison Perez, funny as hell too!
Re: KELLY – Hey, don't put that on all democrats. I personally think Cindy McCain is hot sh-t. I'd do her.
Perez is heterophobic
Don't hate Perez…..Cindy is beautiful, and classy…. OBVIOUSLY, she was a theta!
grow the fuck up…you are nothing more than an online bully. The McCains would never lower themselves to your standards.
OMG That is way too funny! I love it
not even close!!! she is stunning!!!
mccain in 08!!!!!!
Sorry Perez, but you couldn't be more wrong!!
I know you support Obama…but this is low….even for you!
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EWWW!!! CAN SHE AT LEST BLEND HER FACE MAKE UP TO HER NECK.. THAT SO GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
CINDY IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEREZ IS JUST A FATASS LIBERAL DEMOCRAT AND JUST JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!
You should stay away from putting our potential first lady or potential president on a skewer to be roasted….. some things should be respected and off limits
why are people making such a big deal about you campaigning for Obama? one person says, "Perez, quit being such a bitch. I love this site but PUHLEASE stop with the Obama campaign! Aren't we all entitled to our own political opinions?" Okay so A) yes we ARE entitled to our own political views, therefore Perez can say whatever he wants about his political opinion…. if you're telling him that he can't then you are contradicting your own statement B) It's a JOKE people, learn to have a sense of humor…
Perez…you are nuts. Cindy McCain is a beautiful woman! What the hell is wrong with you. Like you look so hot yourself!
Wait, he has better hair.
I think you're reaching here Perez. Cindy is gorgeous. The other one is not.
perez- i read you daily. im a young attorney in Chicago and while I keep myself politically informed when i read you blog politics and the presidential election are the last thing I want to see. Remember the media and the right attacked Teresa Heinz Kerry it was sickening. And while these people subject themselves to the public eye - as celebrities do - you shouldn't scrutinize them as harshly for the following reasons. (1) informed votes are better votes (2) not all your readers take the time to inform themselves and are easily swayed. So please no more Michelle Obama, John McCain, Cyndy McCain, Barack.
We don't come here for your world view, we come here for Tina, Miley, Speidi, LC and Brangelina.
Wow, Brilliant!!!!
right on the money with this one. lmao. LOOK TWINS!!! she looks like she smiles without a soul
Wow! They really really do look alike.I always knew she was an ugly bitch but now this drives it home. She looks like an over the hill bleach blonde hooker who's face is melting.
I don't know if that is "Separated from birth", more like Cindy McCain without plastic surgery!!
Nah, Cindy McCain is hot, and she does wonderful things with her money.
That is all kinds of fucked up. She is a beautiful older woman. Just because you don't like her husband, doesn't mean you have to be an ass about her appearance.
Re: LOYAL – Well, maybe you do? I know i could care less about Miley and her other talentless friends.
Look at you trying to be popular with the libs. Such an ass clown you are.
So true!
Her and her husband are fugly!
Not feelin' it.
If elected, she will be the most attractive First Lady ever.
you know i have to give it to MC Cain, he's with a total hottie *cough* plastic surgery, botox* cough* is not expensive for her….c'mon she obviously gets it done…
but yeah, she defitnately resembles that!!
when are you gonna criticize Obama/Osama's bitch of a wife????
More like memememememememe with a nasty hangover.
Please! Not even close!
I bet you won't do a separated at birth with Michelle Obama.
Cindy will make a GREAT first Lady!
and shes pretty too!
lol
McCain in '08….u know when Jesse Jackson wants to cut ur nuts off you have no chance for prez…..Obama is up for a "change"….it would def be a change to have a prez(wont happen) with no nuts…watch out Iran….u keep messing with us and you gonna get blown up.
Sorry..she could be gorgeous but there is something just not right with her face. There is something wrong with her nose but I can't put my finger on it. Is it too short?
WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT CINCY MCCAIN - SHE STOLE DRUGS FROM A NON-PROFIT AGENCY THAT SUPPLIED MEDS. TO THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES
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In 1988 Cindy McCain and others founded the American Voluntary Medical Team (AVMT), non-profit organization that organized trips and provided drug supplies for doctors, nurses, and other medical personnel to care for war-torn third-world countries. AVMT also supplied treatment to poor sick children around the world.
Prescription drug addiction, theft, and recovery
In 1989, Cindy McCain became addicted to opioid painkillers such as Percocet and Vicodin, The addiction progressed to where she was taking upwards of twenty pills a day and she resorted to stealing drugs from her own AVMT.
In 1992, her parents forced her to get help and she attended a drug treatment facility
In spring 1993, the Drug Enforcement Administration was tipped off to investigate McCain's drug theft from her Non-Profit Agency. A federal investigation ensued. McCain's defense team, led by a Washington lawyer, secured an agreement with the U.S. Attorney's office that limited her punishment to financial restitution and enrollment in a diversion program, without any public disclosure
The Arizona Republic published an editorial cartoon ridiculing the motivations for her AVMT work and an award dinner in her honor was canceled citing poor ticket sales.
AND NO ARREST – LUCKY CINDY !!! – SHE SHOULD HAVE DONE JAIL TIME !!!!
LOL, she looks more like the chic from Dead Silence, you know the crazy old hag.
Hey, I'm an Obama voter, but Cindy's pretty darned hot. Maybe Sharon Stone?
….keeper! That woman is a freaking crypt keeper who doesn't pay her taxes. Her La Jolla condo was nearly sold in a tax auction after five years of unpaid taxes and continual billing. She finally paid at the zero hour. Scum.
Although I am a strong Democrat and don't agree with McCain's policies, I think Cindy is gorgeous.
I am NOT a John McCain fan… I will have to get drunk to vote for him come 11/3 (www.getdrunkandvote4mccain.com)
But, Cindy McCain is undoubtedly very pretty for her age…Most woman would kill to look like that at 54 years old…
Just because you are an idiot and can't think for yourself doesn't mean she's ugly or anything. She is GORGEOUS. Grow up dude.
PEREZ WHY DONT YOU DO A SEPERATED AT BIRTH WITH MICHELLE OBAMA???????????? JUST GOOGLE IMAGE "NEANDERTHAL"
**I am NOT a John McCain fan… I will have to get drunk to vote for him come 11/3 (www.getdrunkandvote4mccain.com)
But, Cindy McCain is undoubtedly very pretty for her age…Most woman would kill to look like that at 54 years old…
usually you are dead on…sorry…this time you're not
Re: KELLY – you go girl…right on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least she doesn't look like an ape…
she's a turd. her face is always a different color than her neck. she looks like a 90 yr old barbie doll.
So funny. Perfect clones!
Re: MEME – 15 years ago? get over it, i bet you did drugs 15 years ago. talk about obama listening to every single word of his racist preacher for the past 20 years. ps, your boy did drugs too, are you mad about that? doubt it.
I think Madonna looks more like Nuada than Frau McCain does!
I don't know about the comparision here but the words stunning and all that have been used to describe her are way to generous!!! She is scary looking to me and not pretty at all! Ewwwww is more like it.
Perez, babe, I love you… but please stay away from politics. Even a gay man can see that Cindy is a beautiful woman. Stop shoving your Democratic garbage down your readers throats. It's insulting!
To be fair, she actually looks like Mary Shaw from the movie Dead Silence
get outta here! No COMPARISION AT ALL
SORRY BUT YOU ARE WAY OFF ON THIS ONE! A LAME DIG AT CINDY ONLY BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE HER HUSBAND.
You are nothing more than a bitter, fat, gay, online bully. Thats how you will be remembered. Pathetic.
Perez, she is gorgeous for her age and does alot of GOOD work that we don't hear about through that old McCain guy. She does charitable work and doesn't publicize it very much.
I think you need to stick to making fun of the real assholes and dumbfux out there….
Come on, Perez, you're smarter than that.
IF HER HUSBAND WAS A LIBERAL DUMMYCRAT YOU'D BE SAYING HOW GOURGOUES SHE IS…
WRONG on this one Perez. Its really a cheap shot by you!! He looks like Ted Danson and not Cindy. D- for effort. I'm disappointed.
Perez, why don't you post a "Separated at Birth" with Michelle Obama & James Brown! Now, those two look alike!
Re: kely – Well, DUH? But can't we hate both her and her dumb husband.
McCain left his first wife who was disabled in a car accident, unceremoniously went for Cindy who is the daughter of a very rich Arizona power family for his political ambitions. Cindy is an ultimate Stepford wife. Do we need yet ANOTHER one of these after the current Mrs. Bush?
Nope, Cindy is beautiful. Why do you only do this to women?? Fucking misognynist.
fuck you perez.She does way more honest work and has better ethics than you will ever have.She has class…something you will never have.
I think she's beautiful, Perez. She's older than most and still looks great. Why don't you bash Barack's wife? Cindy looks a lot better than her.
Cindy is beautiful Perez. Jealous much?
Oh come on… lay off already. I love you Perez, but the political humor is NOT funny anymore.
omg wow.
mccain really picks them well.
Re: jeff – You can hate her all you want (though I dont know why you'd want to. She's done more charity work with her money than most other rich people!) But I think most of us all agree that despite what people think of her, she isn't hurting in the beauty department!
Wow! what an astonishing resemblance. The nose, the hair the eyes!!
Yesssss!!!