Do I Look Hot???
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A little update!
The latest picture of Brigitte Nielsen.
The reality TV whore is taking part in a new German TV show where she is getting plastic surgery live on TV every Sunday.
We hope it's worth it and she's happy with the results!
Posted: July 13, 2008 at 2:13 pm




first!
first
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!
First????????????
bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1st
she looks like tina
eww
hahahaha what a H O T T mess!!!
fucking sick. the drain tubes are disgusting.
third? haha
she's so disgusting!!! ew
She looks like Catherine Zeta Jones.
fifth
that is utterly gross…..she must be on some good meds to be able to smile through that though.
oh! I love the little drainage bags. So fashion forward.
i love that show, shes hilarious and her german is actually pretty good. in next weeks episode her dog joker dies..ouch
Am I the only one who thinks she actually looks better than her formerly "rode hard and put away wet" look pre-surgery? As the adage goes "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear"
Just saw the show…. big drama!!!
The show is not actually live! But even though it is still crazy enough…
EVERY sunday ?!
as in a different procedure every week?
yahh that's healthy…
omg….i live in a society where it's normal to be proud to do this to yourself. To even have pictures taken of it smiling!
And then have the media cheering you along.
Either I, or the world took a sudden left turn and we lost track of each other….
Its so damn funny .
I cant wait for next sunday. The show is great, thats Germany baby !! *fg*
i thought that was tina too!
Oh my god!
That's just…wow…
Disgusting. I'm not talking about the way she looks, its about the thought that she will be ruining her entire body and face just to get to be on TV. Whore. Every Sunday? That's gotta hurt!!
The show is so funny! I love it!
It seems that her boys are pretty normal.
Love that drainage necklace…That's just eff-ing sick!!!
Those don't even look like her eyebrows. I don't believe that it's her.
Leave her alone! She has always been very true to herself and hasn't let all the bad remarks affect her ..living her life. She is also very entertaining and at times, compelling. Brigitte F N ROCKS! I hope that she comes out GORGEOUS to the 10th power! She has a quality that most of us can only wish for…YOU GO BRIGGE!:)
who is this chick anyway?
whoever she is, she looks horrible..
that is so gross. Why would you want people to see you like that?
She looks Sooooooooooooooo much better! I guess the plastic surgery worked! Rock on Brigiette!
I am actually quite interested to see how she "turns out"! She certainly needed an overhaul!
It's just swollen, it's to be expected really…maybe it'll look better once the swelling's gone down.
AAAHHH so disgusting. I hate beauty butchers.
I love her! Hopefully she will be looking just as hot as 20 years ago.
looks like shes going to look hot again ……….
eye job, face lift, a bit of laser,
shes gonna need to stop the drinking though……..
shes going to look younger than lindsey .
I hope someone does her hair…it needs plastic surgery, too.
i love her—she's a wonderful person!!!
She can try, but you can't hide an ugly soul with a pretty face.
ouch
AGHHH EWWWW. i'm all about surgery to fix some flaws that could boost self-confidence or help you land a better job, but UGH this is overboard. the drains of bloody gunky liquid that are lying on her chest are so gross. she is the perfect example of a modern mental case.
She looks better already! Bandages, cuts, bruises and all- she looks much better than she did.
In early 2001, a popular plastic surgeon in the Hollywood area decided that plastic surgery wasn't getting nearly enough publicity. "There are millions of perfectly hideous women out there, living what they think are perfectly normal, happy lives!" said the surgeon, "The media must bring much more attention to plastic surgery if these unfortunate women are to ever learn of their own tragic flaws. How else will they achieve perfection? That's why I'm hoping to start a new reality TV show, in order to educate the girls of America that it's not okay to be different, and it's not okay to have any physical flaws, no matter how minor they seem."
FOOFIE FOOFIE!!!!!
Why can't these women just be happy with themselves? So much fucking plastic, nipping, tucking, botoxing, silicon… christ be happy with who you are.
Don't think much of her necklace
Strange: she is beginning to look more Scandinavian in this photograph….
Anyway, her Italian is perfect, she speaks Italian without an accent and her German is pretty good too. And her English ….
She looks like Tina. Ha ha!!!
She's "this close" to turning into that Wildenstein cat lady.
Get your resources right Perez …its not live all has been taped !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOD FOR HER! If she really gave up the booze and cigs, maybe she can start a new life YOU GO GIRL!
noooooo look at those drains.
why does people do that and pay for it arghhhhhhh
What is this world coming to? How sick could you possibly be to put yourself through this? The only reason why she is smiling is because she is probably hopped up on so many painkillers. I know that this show is playing in Germany but it is a prime example of why I no longer watch television.
yikes! hot mess is right!
I love Brigette Nielsen! She is AWESOME.
Good for you, Brigitte!!!!!!!!
I love bridgette shes a sick drunk like an old lohan or spears female so sexyyy que putas!
She looks better already!
Ewwww! She's got JP drains! I hate those things. I work in trauma and a lot of our patients have to have those. They are so sick! I get the lovely task of having to drain them sometimes. You wont believe the stuff that comes out of those. Thick, smelly, puss-blood….did I say smelly?? More like vomit inducing stench. You wouldnt believe how bad the inside of our bodies actually smell. *bleck*
Re: inhotpursuit – wow, its great that you are working with the traumatized…you must be comforting person..yup.
OUCH! Thats what it looks like.
How F*ckin superficial. Its people like YOU that influenced and caused her to get her body butchered. Its this whole obsession with looking young and staying rail thing to be beautiful. There is more to life than that. There is more than wanting to be a certain way on the outside. Its time people start focusing on their inner selves so they wont have to be so unhappy with themselves all the time. Once you feel beautiful in the inside, you start on the outside, and you embrace age, respect it, celebrate it, and define it as beauty and long life. Your society's obsession with looking a certain way to be superficially beautiful is a disaster to the future of your daughters and puts shame to what our mothers and grandmothers worked so hard to defeat. Thanks A$$holes.
for one thing- a terrible pic of her and another- SHES ALSO 45 ALREADY!!! i sware
Is that blood in a vile around her neck? I'm sure it's going to become all the rage in Germany…
ewww… what's that little bottle on her chest?????
Jennifer flavin stallone is sitting in her mansion hysterical laughing…
Gitte, you look young here!
I thought it was Tina.
Separated at Birth?
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i just puked a little. actually a lot.
When you think of how they actually cut the skin away from the underlying tissue before pulling it up into a new position, it's gruesome. The blepharoplasty and maybe a couple of skin peels would have been enough for her.
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Re: Ava – Is she married to Billy Bob Thornton now? Is that why she has the blood around her neck?
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and I am not joking, horrible self inflicted pain photo… hope it was worth it.
If she looks half as good as she did in Red Sonya, she will be way better looking than now..
She looks hot! I want to do her!
Hahaha Andre….she does! Maybe if she'd stop her boozing (yah, I am sure Dr. Drew helped) and the smoking, maybe she wouldn't look like a used up box of tissues!
OMFG I almost threw up when I saw that drain thingy! Nasty.
Wouldn't it be cool if she suffers from anesthetic complications and ends up in a permanent vegetative state? Then we could check in with her every Sunday as they turn her wasted body or give her massive doses of antibiotics to ward off all the infections she'll be getting. I'd love that. Even better than Death!!!
FUCKING SICK.
look at the drainage going down her neck into the plastic bags,,
no one should go public lookng like that..
sick .
sick .
sick.
I wish her well. She was so beautiful in Rocky IV and Cobra!
Well, God knows she needs it. She is lookin' beat these days. This woman has NOT aged well. Every Sunday??? Hope that's only when they broadcast it, wouldn't that jack a person up to go under the knife every week?
Wow I think it was really worth it.
Re: Conor –
'worth it'?!?
i honestly have zero respect for stupid cunts who get cosmetic plastic surgery. it is no different from becoming a virtual frankenstein creation.
and no, it's never 'worth it', because no matter how your disgusting self-inflicted scars heal, youre still left with a big hole in your mind, where you will always remember that you gave in to ridiculous and vapidly self-absorbed (and usually painfully unrealistic and hideous) 'beauty standards'.
fucking morons. keep following the crowd, insecure idiots.
I'd hit it. The bag of body juices turns me on.
I love Brigitte! I think she looks beautiful. She was always very pretty, but now she is stunning. I'm happy for her. I hope she's still on the wagon, though.
She looks like Roseanne Barr here. LOL
she looks amazing
ew!