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We know you've been clamoring for that Mini-Me sex tape.

Well, unfortunately, you're gonna have to whip out your Pocket Rocket and just imagine the hotness that is Verne Troyer sticking his mini-me inside that desperate chick.

The actor is still fighting the video's release.

And, on Friday, a judge extended a restraining order, barring anyone from releasing the tape.

The parties have another week to work out a deal.

Why does Mini-Me not want us seeing the tape???

Does he pee on the girl? Does she fuck him with a strap-on?????

What gives???

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Jul 13, 2008 at 1:23 pm / Email this  »
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    47 comments to “You'll Have To Wait A Little Bit Longer”

    1. russe says – reply to this


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      First GROSS

    2. Tandy says – reply to this


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      Wait a LITTLE bit longer? Hahaha!

    3. charl says – reply to this


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      Firsttttt

    4. Ava says – reply to this


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      Second!

    5. Sammy says – reply to this


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      2nd

    6. Walte says – reply to this


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      I think he doesn't want us to see his choad!

    7. SECON says – reply to this


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      sick

    8. Yuck says – reply to this


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      Second! The video would be a riot.

    9. Emmy says – reply to this


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      Ew she's pretty, sort of, and he's hella ugly.

    10. nanci says – reply to this


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      Watching a clip from his video really screwed me up & I thougt I was a tuff girl

    11. Carri says – reply to this


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      He may just pee on her. lol. Remember when he got sh*tfaced on Surreal Life and peed in the corner?

    12. Jessi says – reply to this


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      Heres a guess…maybe he wants some privacy! I know it's a hard concept to wrap your head around.



    13. 13

      so dumb

    14. mom says – reply to this


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      You are repulsive you fat slob



    15. 15

      so dumb

    16. Drak says – reply to this


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      Ha, Ha, Hee, Hee, I'd quit laughing if I were you. This guy at 2' 8" has More Game than 99% of the pretenders who make fun of him. I've heard him talk, he is smart, clever and interesting. FUNNY but I think that's what girls like. As far as she goes, She Is A Knock Out. Any guy that sayus he wouldn't be thrilled to spend tiem with her is a liar. I think she is a nice person who was attracted to a nice person. Want to really cry your eyes out bully boys, find a picture of his ex wife YUMMY. At least he is a man of her race not some beast like that Oinker Heidi Klum has (SEAL THE CANIBAL)?



    17. 17

      A magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers comes to mind.

    18. qUEST says – reply to this


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      Would you be so rude and ignorant about a him if he were not white. I doubt it you pigs.



    19. 19

      disgusting

    20. tOTE says – reply to this


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      Re: shazsea – .. SHAZSEA (17) WHEN DO YOU GET THOSE TWEEZER OUT PIGGIE WHEN YOU WANT TO SPANK YOUR OWN??

    21. SD says – reply to this


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      Uh, maybe he doesn't want it released because he wants some privacy. Aren't people still entitled to that?

    22. Nas says – reply to this


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      Regardless of who the people are in tape no one should care to watch it anyway. She should have had some class and not have leaked it. I don't blame him for not wanting the tape splashed all over the internet. It is unfair to him most of all.

    23. Mina says – reply to this


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      Noone should be mad at him if he doesn't want anybody to see it. I mean, where's privacy when you need it?

    24. Nooo says – reply to this


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      Who really gives a fuck about watching this dwarf get it on. Why would any woman fuck this guy? He aint hot ot suave.

    25. loolo says – reply to this


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      Gee, why wouldn't he want it released? Hmmm… maybe he doesn't want millions of strangers seeing him have sex with his girlfriend? That couldn't be it, could it?



    26. 26

      Is she still living with him? Ya gotta admit, she's a cunt for what she did.

    27. HAM says – reply to this


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      "Well, unfortunately, you're gonna have to whip out your Pocket Rocket and just imagine the hotness that is Verne Troyer sticking his mini-me inside that desperate chick."
      .
      .
      LMFAO That iz sooo funny U have no idea!

    28. cele says – reply to this


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      why doesnt he fuck some adult his own size?

    29. Mel says – reply to this


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      Your mind immediately goes to pee and strap on. Is that how you get it?



    30. 30

      everyones the same hieght while they're lying down i guess..

    31. geezl says – reply to this


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      who would want the whole world to know that they had screwed a fucking midget????

    32. hhh says – reply to this


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      I think He's the one fucking her with a strapon je je je

    33. bongo says – reply to this


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      i heard this chick used mini me as a tampon

    34. Char says – reply to this


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      They would have to use those eye braces like in the movie, The Clockwork Orange, to get me to see that shit…

    35. sam says – reply to this


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      Re: qUEST –
      what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

    36. punja says – reply to this


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      His peenie is only big enough to screw barbie dolls!



    37. 37

      Honestly, I think '2 Girls 1 Cup' is probably less creepier than this sex tape. Seriously.

    38. stef says – reply to this


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      Re: SD – if he wanted privacy he shouldn't have been making A SEX TAPE DUMB FUCK! god. people nowadays think everything should be handed to them on a silver fucking platter. WELL REALITY CHECK BITCHES! things need to be earned. privacy is one of those things. god people open your fucking eyes and realize that making a sex tape is not a good idea. especially when your famous. use common sense. you should be ashamed of yourselves. idiots. god.

    39. PARIS says – reply to this


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      OH SHUT UP PEREZ.
      YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE IT.
      DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT UPSET.
      SICK-O.
      IN FACT, YOU HAVE SEEN IT YOU NASTY MAN.
      GET A LIFE.
      FUG!

    40. UMMMM says – reply to this


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      "Why does Mini-Me not want us seeing the tape???" Well….. Some people still think that sex should be private. An old thinking process but yeah some of us agree with that. If somebody did that to me I would fucking kill them and that is an understatement.



    41. 41

      oh hell make money off it Vern… we do not expect much! serious..

    42. becky says – reply to this


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      This is so disgusting. It turns my stomach. What IS WRONG with people?!!?!!

    43. Daves says – reply to this


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      Here is my question… how old is this picture because the shirt she is wearing is from Express from 5 years ago!!! Maybe it is the same one I just donated to the Salvation Army 2 months ago because it was too ugly and outdated to wear anymore!!!

    44. girll says – reply to this


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      thats like fucking a toddler. I'm sorry, I know he's a human and technically an adult, but honestly this girl must be really desperate for attention if she's willing to do that with someone quite literally half her size. It's not to say that people who are midgets don't deserve to get it on but, c'mon…pick on someone you're own size!

    45. april says – reply to this


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      mini me is sweet
      dont diss him

    46. Steel says – reply to this


      46

      Good Day,

      Well… We have already seen him naked and pissing in a corner… what else could there be to see? And oh yeah - the strange sleeping noises… What - could there be anything more embarassing?

      Steelie

    47. darth says – reply to this


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      maybe she was using all of him as a dildo