2 Things

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1) Eva Longoria showed off a new, much-shorter hairdo while out to lunch at Toast in Los Angeles on Monday with hubby Tony Parker. U like????

and

2) Doesn't she look like she could be sperminated???? Maybe it's just the dress????

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    Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 11:26 pm / Email this  »

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    1. Tess says – reply to this


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      Cute hair and not pregnant, imo =)

    2. First says – reply to this


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      First!!!



    3. 3

      1st



    4. 4

      LOVE THE HAIR!

    5. nats says – reply to this


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      It´s just that ugly dress!



    6. 6

      Re: First – YOU FUCKTARDS AND YOUR FIRST SHIT! AND YOUR NAME ON HERE IS FIRST! DUMB ASS!

    7. that says – reply to this


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      first….:)

    8. annie says – reply to this


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      1st!?!

    9. DAYAM says – reply to this


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      Id sperminate her,…. FIRST

    10. Chris says – reply to this


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      Just the dress!!!!!!!!!!!

    11. HEath says – reply to this


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      1st

    12. eem says – reply to this


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      woo!!

    13. molly says – reply to this


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      HOT FIRST

    14. hagga says – reply to this


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      haggard slut

    15. Bobo says – reply to this


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      People would go crazy here if she were. seriously.

    16. babyg says – reply to this


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      looks like she ate a sandwich.
      first!

    17. steph says – reply to this


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      the hair is lovely :-)

    18. a says – reply to this


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      I like the new hair.

    19. S. says – reply to this


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      It's just the dress.

    20. lastk says – reply to this


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      you think everyone is prego!!

    21. Spunk says – reply to this


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      no…not really

    22. tatti says – reply to this


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      i like it

    23. jilly says – reply to this


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      it's just the dress

    24. Muk says – reply to this


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      WHAT HAPPENED TO ANY HOT TOPIC PICS PORKEZ? the crap Seems to have died away…your fat fukin ass been marked down yet? We all NOTICE yur Fat Ass has not posted a single pic from Vegas or San Fran.. Can u say loser?



    25. 25

      i really like her hair that way, it looks nice and polished. it suits her well

    26. Karla says – reply to this


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      i love the hair.
      i think its just the dress.
      who knows…!!!

    27. Karla says – reply to this


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      why are so many people hating on Perez?? why do they bother coming on this site then…lame!!

    28. sandr says – reply to this


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      she looks like me



    29. 29

      I don't like it too much.
      She looks like Posh Spice. Bleck.

    30. em-do says – reply to this


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      I think she IS preggers. Not especially in this pic but she's been looking a little rounder in lots of pics lately. Only time will tell!

    31. Muk says – reply to this


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      Re: Karla – we come here to laugh and read what Retards like you, write to worship and take up 4 FAT ASS. We all have seen Porkez's demos..Fat ugly chicks…Emo twits and his fellow Pedophiles! Its Entertainment..

    32. betdu says – reply to this


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      These women chop off their hair so easily and what do you see later? Hair extensions!



    33. 33

      Re: sandr – YOU WISH FUCKTARD!

    34. yourm says – reply to this


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      you look more pregnant than she does. shut the fuck up.

    35. tess says – reply to this


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      hair is a big improvement, and no she does not look pregnant.

    36. bon says – reply to this


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      LOVE the hair- hope she keeps it like this.
      Why is it as soon as someone gains like 2 oz. speculation is that they're pregnant? It's kinda ridiculous. Heaven forbid she wear something that isn't completely fitted and sucks in everything. God.

    37. googl says – reply to this


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      HER HAIR LOOKS SOOOOOO GOOD!

    38. katy says – reply to this


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      nah its the dresss.

    39. SHANN says – reply to this


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      SHE IS TRYING TO HARD TO BE LIKE POSH SPICE
      SHE IS TRYING TO HARD TO BE LIKE POSH SPICE
      SHE IS TRYING TO HARD TO BE LIKE POSH SPICE
      SHE IS TRYING TO HARD TO BE LIKE POSH SPICE
      SHE IS TRYING TO HARD TO BE LIKE POSH SPICE

    40. Miley says – reply to this


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      She looks gorgeous!! Loooove her and Tony together..they better have a baby soon.

    41. Jaspe says – reply to this


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      ummm old people always want to chop their hair off. ugly! She can't be sperminated. She only weighs a buck o five. She better hurry up before Tony leaves her old ass.lol

    42. RedHd says – reply to this


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      1) Her hair is gorgeous!

      2) She is not sperminated.

    43. blah says – reply to this


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      1. dont like the hair.
      2. doesnt look sperminated.

    44. Cinde says – reply to this


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      Her hair is FAB, the dress - not so much.



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      Re: Jaspe – AND YOU PROBABLY WEIGH 200 FUCKTARD!

    46. lexi says – reply to this


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      OLD NEWS! dont act like u thought for yourself that she is pregnant.

      every other celeb website has been speculating that for days now.

      you just want people to think that "you were the first to report it!"

    47. nonon says – reply to this


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      I love her haircut, it suits her. TMZ has some photos of her in a bikini and her belly did look either swollen from a heavy meal or perhaps a bundle of joy.

    48. te says – reply to this


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      Can't tell in that dress.

    49. linds says – reply to this


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      i like the hair, i'd say no on the preggers

    50. te says – reply to this


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      and, like the hair!

    51. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Doing it again!!!!! OMG can't a girl wear something comfy without all the preggers speculation?!!

      STOP IT PEREZ, YOU FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

    52. ugly says – reply to this


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      that is one ugly dress ,
      who designed it ? l.c or hidious heidi ? ahahhahaaa………..
      about as good as their style ……..

    53. morga says – reply to this


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      Is Tony flipping off the photogs??

    54. WC?!? says – reply to this


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      WC = Who Cares?!?!?!? Eva Longoria is stupid and not at all good-looking. I had no opinion of her whatsoever until she hosted some music awards show in a bathing suit. To add insult to injury, she even made a crack about how some "little storm" wasn't going to stop her fun. That "little storm" turned out to be Hurricane Katrina (the WORST storm in U.S. history) and that little rat-faced adolescent-boy bodied mouse had to eat her words. Also, she and Tony need to really cut the shit. It is VERY OBVIOUS that he cheated on her with that model, but she's so stupid that she would rather look like a fool than give up a man who has no respect for her. She thinks that because she is small, she looks like she's the same age as Tony, but she looks 45 without make-up! Expect this bullshit of a marriage to go bust within 2 years. And she won't have a child either!



    55. 55

      it's in your head- no preggers. the last thing the world needs is more breeding…..

    56. mccau says – reply to this


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      Big deal. Another breeder gets herself up the duff. Is this site turning into a womens magazine reporting on whos about to have another baby. Its getting very boring. Very boring indeed.

    57. Suz says – reply to this


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      Girls are ALLOWED TO HAVE CURVES.

      Girls are ALLOWED TO WEAR BABYDOLL TOPS.

      w/o the world thinking they are pregnant or look fat. Give me a break!



    58. 58

      Her new hair is lovely

    59. cdawg says – reply to this


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      looks hot…….as always

    60. j-me says – reply to this


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      wow, victoria beckham much?

    61. Janet says – reply to this


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      I don't think she's pregnant. Just saw photos of her in a bikini a couple days ago, she looks great.

    62. jaysu says – reply to this


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      You are so clueless. She doesn't look pregnant at all…jeez.

    63. clayt says – reply to this


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      she looks horrible

    64. WTF says – reply to this


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      That dress is hideous.

    65. ME says – reply to this


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      perezz….shut the funk up. you have absolutly no concept of fukin pregnancy…holy shito…ATTENTION SEEKER!!! i love u but shit..enough is enough.. ur really starting to sound stupid..i loive this site but god..STOP shes not fruckin preg…umm u said it urself…SHE JUST HAD LUNCH = bloated when ur a small women like her!! YOU should know a lil bit about being BLOATED. Love Me!

    66. goobe says – reply to this


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    67. Truth says – reply to this


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      Worst actress EVER on the Young & the Restless!

    68. mzy says – reply to this


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      Maybe she's trying to be more matronly…



    69. 69

      perez–
      you need to stop commenting on women's pregnancies, or lack thereof.
      the other day you said gwen was preggo with twins, and now this!!!!!
      eva is obviously NOT pregnant.
      geeeeeeeez p, i love ya but dang. stop.

    70. Blue9 says – reply to this


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      It's the dress. The hideous hideous dress, Which she probably paid thousands for.

    71. Mick says – reply to this


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      Re: WC?!? – I agree.

    72. KAT says – reply to this


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      OH SOOSOSOSO MUCH BETTER



    73. 73

      Nah, that's just her dress. Cute hair cut. Where'd the "NINE" tat get to tho?

    74. Maire says – reply to this


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      only if the baby daddy is an anorexic alien

    75. marwi says – reply to this


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      1. Her hair looks awesome. I like it. She looks pretty.

      2. She's skinny as fuck! She looks nowhere NEAR pregnant!

    76. helen says – reply to this


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      eva's in her 1st trimester still, she's about 2 to 2 and a half months so far, that's what eurpean reports are saying
      PS: she already has the mommy haircut

    77. UhNo says – reply to this


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      .
      SPERMINATED???
      She weighs about 95 lbs.
      WTF???

    78. bevy says – reply to this


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      She doesn't look preggers at all. She looks thin as usual

    79. Alex says – reply to this


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      I love her new haircut I think it looks great on her. And for her being knocked up I guess we'll know when she decides to tell us.

    80. La Co says – reply to this


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      She looks como La Sandra Bullock here. Cute, pero not much of a Sexican. Although most pregnant women and new mamas feel the need to cut their hair (a.k.a. La Katie Holmes), I ron teenk La Eva is pregnant. I have worn that dress before, and the fluffly little middle is not bery flattering to joor body.

      La Coacha from ChismeTime.com

    81. jamie says – reply to this


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      I think she's preggers! I saw a pic of her in People and I think she isss :)

    82. Bee says – reply to this


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      I love Eva's new hair cut, she looks very cute & pretty

    83. cfrom says – reply to this


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      Love it! I am biased though because this is the cut that I just got too.

    84. kim says – reply to this


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      wtf! she looks skinny you nut.

    85. katie says – reply to this


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      Bikini pics from last week show that she isn't. Like the hair, though.

    86. cass says – reply to this


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      the hair is interesting..



    87. 87

      Dudette,it is LA, and hot weather..People like to dressi n flowing WHITE garments that do not attract the sun. stop being a reatard, and realize true fashion,you feaux fag.



    88. 88

      Geez Perez, do you want to have a baby is that why you are so obsessed with spermination?

    89. Someo says – reply to this


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      How come every girl that wears loose fitting clothing must be pregnant in your eyes? Thank goodness this whole tight-fitting-look-like-a-slut fad is out.

    90. frank says – reply to this


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      it's just that idiotic looking dress. why the fuck would you wear a dress with a middle that looks like a fat caterpillar segment? i don't get it….also, her hair looks ugly. i hate it and not just because i despise her.

    91. Long says – reply to this


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      I don't like the damn Vic Beckham hair do. Where are the long sexy locks? Guys love to have that hair whip em in the face when they're going at it from behind. Am I right on this one? Eva had such freakin' sexy luxurious hair. I'm sad for her hubby now. He probably feels like he's married to a little boy now.

    92. steff says – reply to this


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      bad hair!!!

    93. john says – reply to this


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    94. Lena says – reply to this


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      Sperminated is such a dumb word, why do you use it so much?

      It's just the dress, it's fugly and the band above her waist is making the fabric underneath it bunch and puff out.

    95. ronni says – reply to this


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      She's so tiny, I don't see any spermination.! And…her hair…it's very, Katie Holmes…& Posh. Hmmm..they are turning into each other. It's also really cute.

    96. mk says – reply to this


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      love it!!



    97. 97

      love the hair its absolutely fantabulous lol shes gorgeous

    98. Sarah says – reply to this


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      No she does not look pregnant.
      Her hair is her most beautiful asset. She shouldn't cut it.
      Not until she's a lot older. This look is very matronly on her.
      Oh well, to each their own…



    99. 99

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    100. 100

      Def not sperminated. Its just the middle aged spread kicking in. Time for some more lipo honey!

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