If You Speak German…

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Click here to read a really great article on Perezzers in today's issue of Bild!

Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 2:44 pm / Email this »

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EMILY says – reply to this

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FIRST? && i cant speak german sorryyy
sarah says – reply to this

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second..and i can speak german
AHH says – reply to this

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perez=wannabe. you're fat
Miss Diva says – reply to this

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emm third?

and no, i don't speak german…i can read german, but hardly understand anything
There says – reply to this

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We just love you up here in Germany……And the article says: The gossip king of hollywood……and then there are some of your quotes…..

love from berlin!!!!!!
celin says – reply to this

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i am from germay
well let me translate it for some people:
the trash-king of hollywood
heidi klum is pretty boring-amy winehpouse is totally sick- britney spears is going to feel better in time

hehe. i love the bild
Nunya says – reply to this

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What should have been written was "If You Speak Deutsche….." because the deutsche people don't refer to themselves or their language as German. Do a little research Perez, we don't want people thinking American's are ignorant!
ornel says – reply to this

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finally it happened: Germany here is talking about you man! i´m a fan of your blog for soooo long! i just love it! like many other germans

muah, greetz from mannheim/germany
celin says – reply to this

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okay gossip king is a better word.
s says – reply to this

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uh how come u were on the runway for heidiwood? i thought you hated her line ? i sure do
o wait everyone thinks they are a fashion designer now
MB says – reply to this

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The headline says:
"The exclusive interview of BILD"
"The gossip-king of Hollywood"
"Heidi Klum is pretty boring"
"Amy Whinehouse is totally broken"
"Britney is on the road of getting better"
Erin says – reply to this

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Oh the Bild is so trashy! lol
Selma says – reply to this

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Re: There – A correction: It doesn't say "Trash-King", but "Gossip King". The article is extremly positive, which is quite surprising for Bild, LOL! It's Germany's biggest newspaper.
sssss says – reply to this

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so you tried to be an actor yourself…makes perfect sense
Petra says – reply to this

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Scheiss Bildzeitung
Nila says – reply to this

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Greetings from Germany, you have been in some german magazines, this is not your first one…
Love your blog, always a step ahead…Take care x
Gisel says – reply to this

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wow they love you! very nice read!
MRS. RICKY MARTIN LOVER says – reply to this

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perez if you lost a lot a lot of weight you wold be sexy
Danie says – reply to this

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Re: Nunya – If you speak Deutsch, not Deutsche… if you're correcting already, you better know what you're talking about…

Bild is the most read daily newspaper in Germany.
corre says – reply to this

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Re: Nunya –

I agree Nunya, but your language in ENGLISH (the language that he was writing that sentence in) is called German, just like Deutschland is referred to as Germany. The reason that even those of us who are fluent in Deutsch don't call it that when we speak in English is that it is very often referred to as Dutch (Nederlandisch). I didn't create my language, so I apologize that it isn't particularly accurate… but Perez isn't being ignorant, he's just speaking a propper English sentence.
BEN says – reply to this

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would have been better if it was soem other german newspaper to report about you. the bild is teh biggest in reach but the better quality would have been in such like the SPIEGEL oder even one of the conservative papers like FAZ. but anyway, now at least the BILD-reader finally know you, the much more intelligent ones of cause already do for ages…
Nox says – reply to this

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in the article itself they call you "the world's most popular gossip-journalist" and say that you became one of the most important men in showbiz. btw, i love the photos they chose to accompany the article. much love
fabie says – reply to this

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BILD = trash
corre says – reply to this

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Gah, I wrote complete jibberish in 20… what I meant to write was that if you call German Deutsch when speaking English, people here would think you were referring to Dutch (Nederlandisch).
OddNi says – reply to this

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I am german and I can tell anyone, that "Bild" is the worst gossip newspaper in Germany.. it totally sucks in my opinion ;P

greetings
Cryst says – reply to this

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OMG finally your in Deutschland its a good thing love it
Guapo says – reply to this

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Perez just gets more and more handsome!
mr pe says – reply to this

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Yes we can read German. It says Perez is an ego-maniac and very ugly. He is talentless, and shameful to look at (this might be the wrong translation). It says Perez has become very boring and uninteresting and there are other Blogs now much better to read than his which is all about Perez and boring. It says Perez isn't interesting, and he just thinks he is interesting, but he is really very boring to us and not interesting at all. It says since Perez began acting like a celebrtity his blog has become boring and uninteresting and many people don't like Perez anymore or to read his uninteresting blog anymore because he is no cool.
Evy says – reply to this

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bild? na toll….
könnte vllt jemand mal Stefan Raab sagen wie sein Schützling hier promted wird?^^
Eli says – reply to this

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Hallo Perez,
Glückwünsche zu dem großen Artikel in der vermulich meistgelesenen deutschen Tageszeitung!!! Viele Grüße vom Bodensee!
and now i English: congrats to the big article in the most read daily newspaper in Germany! greetz from the lake of Constance!
Annac says – reply to this

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Great picture perez and those lips would be sweet around my cock.
Les says – reply to this

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Sehr gut! Ja, spreche ich Deutsch!! Sechs Jahren im Deutschen Klassen.
Les says – reply to this

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Re: Nunya –

But if you speak English in America, the word for German people AND their language is German.
jayPh says – reply to this

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the gossip king from hollywood

THATS WHAT IT SAYs !
GodHa says – reply to this

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i fail to see the connection between speaking german and being able to read it.
sam-n says – reply to this

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who is the big plastic looking drag queen on the right?
dmd says – reply to this

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isch haba supa shvanz viltz du mal zien….Fat BODY
honey says – reply to this

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Greetings from Austria!! We just love you here, your blog is the best thing that ever happened to hollywood ; ) and the rest of the world…
Alex says – reply to this

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hey perez,
we love love love ur site
greetings from munich/germany
tina says – reply to this

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looks like germany loves you. (:
greetings from bavaria.
Kathi says – reply to this

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English:
Yes, I can speak German, because I'm German.
For everyone who can't speak german: try www.leo.org (it's a dictionary). It helps me a lot when I read Perez's Blog and don't know some words.

and the same in
Deutsch:
Ja, Ich spreche Deutsch, weil Ich Deutsche bin.
Für alle die kein Deutsch sprechen, versucht mal www.leo.org (das ist ein Wörterbuch). Das hilft mir immer sehr wenn ich Perezs Blog lese und ein paar Wörter nicht kenne

;D
anja says – reply to this

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wow paris in a few months u will be known in the whole world. i love ur site sooo much… and i´m also from germany come and visit our beautiful country paris!!! greetings…
Kaimu says – reply to this

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Die Bild ist mal das größte Drecksblatt aller Zeiten, auf sowas sollte nicht mal Perez stolz sein!
JJ says – reply to this

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I don't spreckken but that pic with the black eye is priceless!
aut says – reply to this

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Re: honey – übertreiben musst dus auch nicht…
kelly says – reply to this

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NUNO OF ALVES
Colorful hair, shrill outfits, pointed spring: These are the trademark of the famous gossip-reporter of the world, Perez Hilton. Stars from all over the world fear the reports. He himself called his blog "website meistgehasste Hollywood."

"I polarisiere. People either love or hate me, "says Perez Hilton (30) in an interview with BILD.de. But: "For me, that's okay. At least so I provoziere reactions. "
kelly says – reply to this

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And what for what. "Tara Reid has me once threatened me into a pool schmeißen," said Perez. And Actor Jesse Metcalfe (known as a gardener from "Desperate Housewives"), he confessed his murder fantasies. No doubt: Perez Hilton, out of nowhere to become one of the most important men of the showbiz emporgearbeitet
QUEER says – reply to this

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DAMN BUCHA YOU LOOK FIERCE!. U R SCARY, LOOK AT UR LIPS, DON'T TRY TO BE LIKE POSH EUUUUUUUUUUUW
kelly says – reply to this

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His recipe for success: "I schufte simply harder than others." He brings to nearly five hours sleep per night, the rest of the time he devotes the stars and starlets. If Amy Winehouse simply weiterraucht despite emphysema, then you will see the photos shortly afterwards at www.perezhilton.com.
kelly says – reply to this

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Perez 'judgement on the scandal-singer: "Amy Winehouse is completely broken."

Almost around the clock writes the 30-year-old on the crazy world of celebrities, but in truth he may-earth people.

According to the gossip factor of Supermodel Heidi Klum asked Perez replied: "It is quite boring. But that's nothing bad. Dull people have their lives under control. "

Most of the celebrities in his blog have not. Nevertheless, he sees for Britney Spears after their mental descent finally hope. "It is on the path of improvement," said Perez. That means, of course: less material for its gossip page.

Meanwhile, Perez Hilton itself to become celebrities. Even a musical was the Web-Shooting Star.

And if his life at some point the way to the cinema screen, he already knows what superstar to play it: "Of course, Madonna," he says - and laughs …
kelly says – reply to this

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Your WElcome
Jon says – reply to this

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God Your Hideous Perez
Yeah says – reply to this

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Perez, I Speak A Little German, Not Enough To Read That Though x
Sven says – reply to this

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Never really heard of you, the "bild"article made you more popular… first I was supposed to say: get a life- who's really interested of all that crap you're reporting about? But otherwise you make much money and get even polpular in Germany- so keep on doing as long it's possible. Therefore: my respect
raddy says – reply to this

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Best pic of you EVER!
Serap says – reply to this

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Bild=Star Magazine Congrat's to you, Perez! I just read about you in the german "glamour"! You're a idol for celeb blogger!
Sophi says – reply to this

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I'm from Germany and I looooooove you =)
But in 6 days I will go to Oregon and stay there one year… I'm so happy =)
uBUGr says – reply to this

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WHEN YOU TURNED SIDEWAYS IN THIS PICTURE, YOUR PROFILE LOOKS LIKE EDDIE MUNSTER, WHICH IS IRONIC, SINCE YOU ARE SUCH A MONSTER YOURSELF.
:)-
You Stupid Cuban
uBUGr says – reply to this

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WHEN YOU TURNED YOUR HEAD SIDEWAYS IN THIS PICTURE, YOUR PROFILE LOOKS JUST LIKE EDDIE MUNSTER, WHICH IS IRONIC, SINCE YOU ARE SUCH A MONSTER YOURSELF.
:)-
Stupid Cubans !!!
heeey says – reply to this

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i speak german, die Bild-Zeitung ist super, toller Artikel! Glückwunsch
Fritz says – reply to this

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Congratulations, Perez!

I am German. I read the article. You made it to front page of Bild.de, which is really, really big. Bigger than The Sun, Daily Mirror and Prawda. Bigger tham The Alps, the Migration Period and the Chinese Wall. Even bigger than Bigfoot and The Marshmallow Man.

But we, your German followers and believers, are worried. You are sharing your fame on the front page with terrible German folk acts like Marianne & Michael! Overweight German politicians with a strong belief that video games turn kids into mass murderers are only one click away from you! And they have their own "star reporter" Norbert Korzdörfer, who is so damn proud that Tom Cruise called him his personal friend (which is obviously a result of a 30-minute-interview, probably not even one-on-one but within a movie junket.)

In other words: You are getting too mainstream now. We, your German followers and believers, don´t want you to become famous. We want to share your wisdom among us secretly. We do not want to watch housewifes sceaming at the top of their lungs when you walk through the Brandenburger Tor one time.

Please stay edgy, because I can´t do the job for you. My German accent is too strong, even in written language, as you may have noticed.

Forgive me.

Yours,

Fritz

PS: These big things with a lot of wheels on your highways are trucks, not lorries, right?
Ulrik says – reply to this

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The Germans are always on top of what is cool or in and you are in boy Good for you Perez!!! Great article
Nadja says – reply to this

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Perez, you hot piece of ass, I can't believe Germany finally discovered your blog.
I've been living in the US for a couple months now, so I'm familiar with your awesomeness, but Germany is sooo out of the loop when it comes to a lot of stuff (and Germans tend to really suck at English, creepy accent and all..ewwww), so whoa, mad props to them for discovering you
Though the Bild Zeitung is kinda like a newspaper version of People magazine with less celeb gossip and more wannabe shocking reports/sob stories^^
Dumb says – reply to this

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It must suck to be that ugly. You hit a lot of branches falling off the ugly tree Mario.
liz says – reply to this

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oh weh, die Bild….
MissC says – reply to this

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jaja, die Bildzeitung wieder LOL
- Bild sprach zuerst mit den Toten, oder wie war das?;)
MissC says – reply to this

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but…damn!!! Perez rocks:D

many greets from germany
noemiii says – reply to this

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über dich?
ist sheißer
du bist von voll sheißer
kiding
noemiii says – reply to this

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über dich?
ist scheißer
du bist von voll scheißer
°_°
Elle says – reply to this

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MEEE THEEE! MEEEE THEEEEE! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE THHHHHEEEE!
Lilia says – reply to this

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Yes, I can
You´ve got a very interesting blog and I think it´s good that now Germany also talks about you. BILD is a lil bit trashy, but that doesn´t matter: We like your articles
Danny says – reply to this

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Not even bangs can hide that huge head of your's Perez. Give it up!
Nonbr says – reply to this

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Wow…those photos were back when Perez was NICE to Amy Winehouse, before he turned on her for no reason what so ever. He went from her making a beehive in his hair and laughter to asking "How Long Til She Dies"?
There is something very sad about that–in that Perez considers this "businnes as usual." Very, very sad.
CBG says – reply to this

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I have two words for that picture:

PHOTO

SHOP

Sort of ironic (and totally full of shit) that one who delights so heartily in mocking other celebs whose photos are photoshopped beyond recognition has absolutely no problem with the process being applied to him.

I call bullshit!
GG says – reply to this

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Haha, i LUV ur pic perez
Simon says – reply to this

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Na ich spreche Deutsch, dass ist ja mal was das Du es nach Deutschland geschafft hast You made it to the main german gossip paper *haha* congratulations If you need someone to transalte, Iam here for you
Julia says – reply to this

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Oh boy,

BILD?

it´s like tara reid goes big brother.

You´re famous in germany and you don´t need BILD.

sorry my english is soooooooooooooo bad =/
bb says – reply to this

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Amy Winehouse ist voellig kaputt!

Stimmt!
Sarah says – reply to this

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Re: Kathi – www.leo.org is actually my saviour - I study German at uni and its soooo much easier to use than my massive dictionary!

Glad to know I won't be the only Perez fan in good old Deutschland when I move there for my year abroad in September.
mateo says – reply to this

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hahaha — Perez, you are such a wannabe poseur!
you are OBVIOUSLY photoshopped to hell in this pic…how ironic considering you call everyone else out!
Um, to sum up: you are a fat, ugly, non-funny, bitchy, catty, lucky, talentless, poseur fraud.
Thanks!
coyotee1978 says – reply to this

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Re: celin – thanks for the translate!!ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Liv says – reply to this

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[re=2558921]Re: Nunya[/r
Würden wir nie denken If you speak deutsche….Hihi
belat says – reply to this

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you look like the GRINCH
hank says – reply to this

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Perez, your hair looks very Hitler-esque.
Kim says – reply to this

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You look fantastic, buddy!! Keep up the GREAT work!!
cass says – reply to this

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thats a good lil pic of u prez but careful with the sideburns. they dont work for everyone.
tussi B. says – reply to this

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Re: Nunya –

whats your problem bitch??
sorry but yes we are german
and we talk german so stop being so smartass and shut up
paoli says – reply to this

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perez rules the world! it was about time!

viele gruesse aus zuerich
Germa says – reply to this

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hey Perez, you do realize that the Bild is a shitty newspaper and is actually not allowed to even call itself Zeitung (newspaper) anymore? anyways, I love all your different hairdos! but don't be to proud of the Bild… it sucks, only stupid people read it
cavin says – reply to this

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see Paris Hilton new sex video at Reality Bedroom.
franz says – reply to this

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Hallo perez du fettarsch.Hör auf dier die Haare zu Färben, wie ein hund auf extasy sieht das aus.hahahahah
annon says – reply to this

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i can speak german.. its a nice article about perez.. nothing bad. dont worry..
greets
Tasch says – reply to this

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I am from Germany! Perezito, we love you!!!!!!!
Sonas says – reply to this

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Fuck I could only understand bits here and there.
lol says – reply to this

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The Bild Zeitung is the one paper in germany you do not want to be in. It's the worst piece of trash here…and its scary that so many million people read it It shows again how stupid and ignorant so many people are. The Bild is only printing stories to get money…about 50% of their "news" are inaccurate or false. It's a shame that people even refer to it as a NEWSpaper…it's just trash. But actually, Bild-readers totally love you…that tells a lot.
carol says – reply to this

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i lived in germany for 11 years, so i do speak german and loved the bild when i was there! always had amusing articles….so congrats perez!!

p.s. one of my favourite german words is "klatsch" ('trash' or 'gossip')…so fun to say…
Svenj says – reply to this

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Perez it's a really nice article about you and your fame. If the Bild is reporting about you, you are huge. Please visit Germany you would love it. It's great to see that you're getting more and more successful.
Ich liebe deinen Blog und checke merhmals täglich deine Seite, love you. Viele liebe Grüße aus dem Harz Mountain.
Germa says – reply to this

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I m German. BILD is the most trashiest tabloid in Germany, with a huge circulation, however.
Never call this a "newspaper", please! IT s the kind of paper that breaks into the houses of parents who have just lost their child to crime in order just to get a PHOTOGRAPH! BILD loses almost all its court procedings when indicted by some ot their "news victims"…

Nevertheless, congratulations, Perez, for making it to their front page! Although a lot of German celebrities would actually PAY for NOT(!) being on there…
German Duckie
Alexa says – reply to this

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I read BILD every day as well as your Blog! Greetz from Essen/Germany!
Nina says – reply to this

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nice that you get any fame in germany, i'm a regular reader of your blog but just to mention: "Bild" is one of the famoust, but also dumbest and non-serious papers which is full of fake and lies.
not such an honor, uh?
but don't mind

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