Mucca Will Eff Her Shiz Up
Filed under: TV News > Reality Television > Donald Trump > Heather Mills > Star Jones > Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers let the cat out of the bag!
She revealed to the Canadian press that she's been cast in season two of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice.
An NBC mouthpiece immediately spoke out and said, "We can't confirm any casting until an official announcement closer to the airdate."
Forget the Donald! If early reports turn out to be true, Celebrity Apprentice will be ALL about the crazy ladies…Star Jones, Heather Mills and now Joan Rivers?!?
We'd put our money on Mucca — she can whip off that leg to beat down any bitch getting in her way!
[Image via Getty Images.]
Posted: July 14, 2008 at 3:15 pm




ew he needs new hags
First!!!
third!!
No, no, no… Joan is made of rubber - she'll just bounce back after every hit.
time for another facelift
Too much crazy old lady for me!
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I WANT BRAD PITT'S SEMEN AND PISS FLOWING DOWN MY THROAT!!!
I WANT BRAD PITT'S SEMEN AND PISS FLOWING DOWN MY THROAT!!!
I WANT BRAD PITT'S SEMEN AND PISS FLOWING DOWN MY THROAT!!!
I WANT BRAD PITT'S SEMEN AND PISS FLOWING DOWN MY THROAT!!!
I WANT BRAD PITT'S SEMEN AND PISS FLOWING DOWN MY THROAT!!!
I WANT BRAD PITT'S SEMEN AND PISS FLOWING DOWN MY THROAT!!!
I WANT BRAD PITT'S SEMEN AND PISS FLOWING DOWN MY THROAT!!!
I WANT BRAD PITT'S SEMEN AND PISS FLOWING DOWN MY THROAT!!!
Joan is a crazy bitch!
Not only that MUCCA is a professional 'Gold Digger'. I'll give her that much…and that's it!!
FIRST!
Its Britney Bitch!
I FNLUV JOAN RIVERS!!
She'll slaughter Mucca!
Love Joan!!! She knows how to milk some press!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Worst than michael jackson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FREAK!
i do care about that just talk about the jonas brothers more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: ANDY2 – NASTY!
DAMN SHE FINE LOL
1st
I hope Joan eats Heather's face off.
I would so tune in for the first time ever!
I LOVE JOAN RIVERS! THIS IS GOING TO BE A HOOT.
SHE WILL TOTALLY PUT THOSE OTHER TWO BITCHES IN PLACE.
I LOVE IT!
Good Grief! She looks like the Cat woman heiress, Jocelyn Wildenstein.
fuck this old talentless cunt needs to fuck off and die
YOU ARE SUCH A FAT HEAD. YOUR STUPID CUBAN PARENTS DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH BRAINS BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM TO TEACH YOU THAT IT IS MORONIC TO MAKE SPORT OF SOMEONE'S DISABILITY.
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STUPID CUBANS !!!!!
I hope Heather gets fired.
WTF happened to her face? She looks like she is wearing a mask!
You gotta be kidding, P. Joan is one tough old birdie. Mucca doesn't even come close.
Jesus! WTF did she do to herself…Proof positive that plastic surgery makes you look WORSE not better. Natural is the way to be…at least it's not effing scarey…she looks like…Falcor the luck dragon from the neverending story…only shiny.
Good Lord. Where's that Lawzy, Lawzy dude when you need him.
Just shows you how low Donald Trump will stoop.
What a line-up of total fucking losers.
Not to say that Star Hones and Heather Mills don't deserve each other, because they certainly do.
Star Jones.
Enough with freakin' Botox already, Joanie.
You look like some kind of fucked up zombie from the planet Anus.
Dexter Baxter
The World According to Otis
OMG she looks like a puppet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Like the ones they had on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.
now, i will watch…i love her
how can someone so tight faced have such loose lip's?
Poor Joan. She's starting to look like that cat woman.
Real sex In a real city at Reality Bedroom.
if she was on the show id pay big bucks to see her dominate that action!