Mucca Will Eff Her Shiz Up

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Joan Rivers let the cat out of the bag!

She revealed to the Canadian press that she's been cast in season two of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice.

An NBC mouthpiece immediately spoke out and said, "We can't confirm any casting until an official announcement closer to the airdate."

Forget the Donald! If early reports turn out to be true, Celebrity Apprentice will be ALL about the crazy ladies…Star Jones, Heather Mills and now Joan Rivers?!?

We'd put our money on Mucca — she can whip off that leg to beat down any bitch getting in her way!

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    Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 3:15 pm / Email this  »

    38 comments to “Mucca Will Eff Her Shiz Up”

    1. s says – reply to this


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      ew he needs new hags

    2. Linda says – reply to this


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      First!!!

    3. Linda says – reply to this


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      third!!

    4. Shaun says – reply to this


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      No, no, no… Joan is made of rubber - she'll just bounce back after every hit.

    5. dave says – reply to this


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      time for another facelift



    6. 6

      Too much crazy old lady for me!



    7. 7

      :[

    8. ANDY2 says – reply to this


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      I WANT BRAD PITT'S SEMEN AND PISS FLOWING DOWN MY THROAT!!!
      I WANT BRAD PITT'S SEMEN AND PISS FLOWING DOWN MY THROAT!!!
      I WANT BRAD PITT'S SEMEN AND PISS FLOWING DOWN MY THROAT!!!
      I WANT BRAD PITT'S SEMEN AND PISS FLOWING DOWN MY THROAT!!!
      I WANT BRAD PITT'S SEMEN AND PISS FLOWING DOWN MY THROAT!!!
      I WANT BRAD PITT'S SEMEN AND PISS FLOWING DOWN MY THROAT!!!
      I WANT BRAD PITT'S SEMEN AND PISS FLOWING DOWN MY THROAT!!!
      I WANT BRAD PITT'S SEMEN AND PISS FLOWING DOWN MY THROAT!!!

    9. 4324 says – reply to this


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      Joan is a crazy bitch!

    10. lucie says – reply to this


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      Not only that MUCCA is a professional 'Gold Digger'. I'll give her that much…and that's it!!

      FIRST!

    11. brits says – reply to this


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      Its Britney Bitch!



    12. 12

      I FNLUV JOAN RIVERS!!
      She'll slaughter Mucca!

    13. Jake says – reply to this


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      Love Joan!!! She knows how to milk some press!



    14. 14

      OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      A monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Worst than michael jackson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    15. 15

      FREAK!



    16. 16

      i do care about that just talk about the jonas brothers more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    17. 17

      Re: ANDY2 – NASTY!



    18. 18

      DAMN SHE FINE LOL

    19. Hanna says – reply to this


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      1st

    20. Crowg says – reply to this


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      I hope Joan eats Heather's face off.

    21. Aar says – reply to this


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      I would so tune in for the first time ever!

    22. hamme says – reply to this


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      I LOVE JOAN RIVERS! THIS IS GOING TO BE A HOOT.
      SHE WILL TOTALLY PUT THOSE OTHER TWO BITCHES IN PLACE.
      I LOVE IT!

    23. Jaye says – reply to this


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      Good Grief! She looks like the Cat woman heiress, Jocelyn Wildenstein.

    24. crong says – reply to this


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      fuck this old talentless cunt needs to fuck off and die

    25. uBUGr says – reply to this


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      YOU ARE SUCH A FAT HEAD. YOUR STUPID CUBAN PARENTS DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH BRAINS BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM TO TEACH YOU THAT IT IS MORONIC TO MAKE SPORT OF SOMEONE'S DISABILITY.
      :)-
      STUPID CUBANS !!!!!

    26. kat says – reply to this


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      I hope Heather gets fired.

    27. jaime says – reply to this


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      WTF happened to her face? She looks like she is wearing a mask!

    28. Linda says – reply to this


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      You gotta be kidding, P. Joan is one tough old birdie. Mucca doesn't even come close.



    29. 29

      Jesus! WTF did she do to herself…Proof positive that plastic surgery makes you look WORSE not better. Natural is the way to be…at least it's not effing scarey…she looks like…Falcor the luck dragon from the neverending story…only shiny.



    30. 30

      Good Lord. Where's that Lawzy, Lawzy dude when you need him.
      Just shows you how low Donald Trump will stoop.
      What a line-up of total fucking losers.
      Not to say that Star Hones and Heather Mills don't deserve each other, because they certainly do.



    31. 31

      Star Jones.

    32. Dexte says – reply to this


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      Enough with freakin' Botox already, Joanie.
      You look like some kind of fucked up zombie from the planet Anus.

      Dexter Baxter

      The World According to Otis

    33. fiera says – reply to this


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      OMG she looks like a puppet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Like the ones they had on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

    34. dinod says – reply to this


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      now, i will watch…i love her

    35. tre says – reply to this


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      how can someone so tight faced have such loose lip's?

    36. shar says – reply to this


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      Poor Joan. She's starting to look like that cat woman.

    37. Lucie says – reply to this


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      Real sex In a real city at Reality Bedroom.

    38. cat says – reply to this


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      if she was on the show id pay big bucks to see her dominate that action!