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Filed under: Australiastic > Fill In The Blank > Russell Crowe

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Russell Crowe appears to be speaking in code while out for a stroll in Sydney this past weekend.

His hand gestures translate to "______________."

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

217 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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  1. sarah says – reply to this


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    first?

  2. ho says – reply to this


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    please put it in my butt now!!!!!

  3. Elise says – reply to this


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    I NEED A COLOR CHECK!

  4. noko says – reply to this


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    PEACE PEACE??

  5. jess says – reply to this


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    i want you.

  6. afsd says – reply to this


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    theyre just 2 peace signs perez

  7. Roz says – reply to this


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    I'm a G.

  8. Anon1 says – reply to this


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    I usually like to take four fingers up my ass ….clearly that is what he is saying here

  9. Andre says – reply to this


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    TO FUCK OFF

  10. olivi says – reply to this


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    i'm so gangster

  11. Crist says – reply to this


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    Yo Hammer your gonna have to come to Sydney to get your pants back.

  12. tink9 says – reply to this


    12

    do you think i'm cool?



  13. 13

    "I have two…count 'em—TWO—chins."

  14. krist says – reply to this


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    TEAM VA GADGE!!!!!

  15. madlo says – reply to this


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    first

  16. boo says – reply to this


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    "Australians are retards"

  17. SJ says – reply to this


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    I've had this many pies today

  18. Ror says – reply to this


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    Greather than….Less than

    I'm just sayin'……

  19. Manc says – reply to this


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    he's obviously flashing the CUNT sign at them with each hand, but I suppose you Americans don't grasp that

  20. stefy says – reply to this


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    Translate "I've put on 200lbs, homies"

    Damn, Russell jumped the shark.

  21. Miran says – reply to this


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    how many big mac meals he just ate!

  22. fuck says – reply to this


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    How many cheeseburgers he ate for beakfast?
    How many times he actually made a decent movie?

  23. bunny says – reply to this


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    Damn, I forgot which hand I smoke with. No wonder I'm gaining all this weight.

  24. joker says – reply to this


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    I'm a down under cracker!



  25. 25

    Peace!!!

  26. Naile says – reply to this


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    I am a total douche! holla!

  27. wilma says – reply to this


    27

    "Peace, Motha Fucka"!



  28. 28

    "I can cut your dick off with one hand and your balls off with the other hand":)

  29. jenni says – reply to this


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    They mean he is super GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………..I HATE YOU CROWE Go COURTNEY LOVE WOOOOOOO…………………….

  30. Diana says – reply to this


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    thats mean also fuck u in england :)

  31. sash says – reply to this


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    CHECK OUT MY FATASS NIGGA BITCHHHES

  32. perez says – reply to this


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    yo yo hot momma

  33. ur ma says – reply to this


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    I'm a DOUCHE!!

  34. Haley says – reply to this


    34

    5th

    "I'm a douche"

  35. L says – reply to this


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    Hey, look how FAT I got!!!!

  36. vb says – reply to this


    36

    Perez is a Twinkie™ smuggler!!! :lol:

  37. Sean says – reply to this


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    "has-been douchebag"

  38. gared says – reply to this


    38

    He looks like Mario Batalli in that pic. hahahaha

  39. heidi says – reply to this


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    ROCK PAPER SCIZZORS

  40. Ha! says – reply to this


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    Old balls posse!

  41. Brie says – reply to this


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    His hand gestures translate to "my right boob is bigger than my left, but my left testicle is bigger than my right."

  42. JD says – reply to this


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    Looks like something from Malibu's Most Wanted.



  43. 43

    deuce, deuce bitchezzzz!!!!!

  44. uncly says – reply to this


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    I'M MOTHERFUCKING SCISSORHANDS!!!

  45. Juicy says – reply to this


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    Wanna smell my fingers?

  46. errrr says – reply to this


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    This is how many notes that shiteous band of mine knows?

  47. moi says – reply to this


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    I am a double-douche. word.

  48. Blob says – reply to this


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    From the looks of him, I'd say it translates to: Gimme two hamburgers and two orders of fries. God he's got fat. Eatting on the run?



  49. 49

    LETTY ROCKS!

  50. TJ says – reply to this


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    I'm a complete twat?

  51. s says – reply to this


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    hey fuck off and leave me alone
    thats what he is trying to say

  52. Stace says – reply to this


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    "stimulamos, stimulamos"

  53. redhe says – reply to this


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    translates to "I'm a douchebag"

  54. JLove says – reply to this


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    PEACE UP, A-TOWN DOWN SILLY!

  55. Larry says – reply to this


    55

    "I'm a douchebag!!"

  56. Ryan says – reply to this


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    I'm heading to London, kiddos.

    Stab me HERE and HERE

  57. k8 says – reply to this


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    Translation…"I'm incognito…as Brett Meisner."

  58. FATTY says – reply to this


    58

    "I accidently bit off my other 6 fingers while scarfing down a plate off kangaroo meat hot dogs"

  59. machi says – reply to this


    59

    That's a double Fuck You in Australian sign… love it!

  60. meani says – reply to this


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    It's code for "Mario is a fucking moron".

  61. Brook says – reply to this


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    "thug life"



  62. 62

    * If I do this people will think im young and cool then I can finally get Gladiator 2 - "It Was All A Dream" into production*

  63. april says – reply to this


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    I'M A STUPID TWAT!!!!!

  64. Rich says – reply to this


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    I'm fat, and no longer hot.

  65. emily says – reply to this


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    i'll be back in two and two

  66. bb says – reply to this


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    translates to "venice holmes"

  67. Joe says – reply to this


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    "I got really fat and ugly"

  68. Laura says – reply to this


    68

    …"im down with the kids"

  69. Fanny says – reply to this


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    Cut me 30 slices of pizza, i'm on my way!

  70. buhby says – reply to this


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    yo!

  71. Told says – reply to this


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    This guy looks like and acts like Joe Blow…then he must BE Joe Blow. Joe Blow who just got a lucky break.

  72. Shano says – reply to this


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    "I'm a douchbag"



  73. 73

    Two all-beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun

  74. Myron says – reply to this


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    He's telling the world "I'm the biggest douchebag the world has ever known!"

  75. G says – reply to this


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    Russell Crowe Fuckin Rocks! Amazing actor and all you blow giant donkey dick you disagree!!

  76. Peter says – reply to this


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    he's telling the pas to FUCK OFF!!!!!

  77. andre says – reply to this


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    It's two fingers like a playa for all you dumb little kids who are too young to know, or think just cause someone's fat and old that they don't know what's up. peeps 1-64 you're all douchbags!!!!!!

  78. mj says – reply to this


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    SCISSORHANDS,YO MOTHAFUCKIN' RUSSEL,TIME TO CUT YO HAIR YO!

  79. LAME. says – reply to this


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    "Makin movies makin songs and Ffghtin round the world"… lol…

  80. sneee says – reply to this


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    This is crip code for I am four times douchier than the normal douche.

  81. P'el says – reply to this


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    ….AND 4 SECONDS TO ASSBEATING…AND 3 SECONDS TO ASSBEATING….

  82. trach says – reply to this


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    I am weetawded

  83. J says – reply to this


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    I let myself go

  84. eunic says – reply to this


    84

    "i'm mario batali, beeyotch!"

  85. kitty says – reply to this


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    TRANSLATE THAT HE'S A FUCKING DOUCHE, THAT'S WHAT IT TRANSLATES. FUCKING ACTORS, GOOD THING THIS UGLY BASTARD CAN ACTUALLY ACT.

  86. ..... says – reply to this


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    Re: G – Congratulations. You have just joined the "Idiotic Commentary Club". Loser.

  87. MEL says – reply to this


    87

    "I LOVE CHILI DOGS"



  88. 88

    V's up gangstas

  89. ur ma says – reply to this


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    Re: HaleyRe: Haley
    Two DOUCHES are better than one!! (lol)

  90. Laure says – reply to this


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    hey, focus on my hand gestures and try to ignore the fact that i have become a frumpy middle-aged man

  91. j-me says – reply to this


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    Actually, that is the Austarlian equivalent of the middle finger…a backwards peace sign says fuck you.

  92. jacki says – reply to this


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    I'm a fucking retard.

  93. !!!!! says – reply to this


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    He's so fucking hot he could smash telephones in my face all day long

  94. ur ma says – reply to this


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    Oh yeah, I am a FAT DOUCHE trying to look gangsta, please Squeeze me!!

  95. theGa says – reply to this


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    Making movies making songs, fightin' round the world

  96. Tabi says – reply to this


    96

    "I have no lips, two chins and smelly balls."

  97. Johnn says – reply to this


    97

    "I'm gonna beat you with a hotel lobby phone"

  98. AMO says – reply to this


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    Ugh, he's a gross dork. Hopefully he doesn't throw a phone at me from Australia for saying that!

  99. Alban says – reply to this


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    Waaazup peepz!! gangstahhh

  100. Marsh says – reply to this


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    Translates to: I am a HUGE Australian douche!

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