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Russell Crowe appears to be speaking in code while out for a stroll in Sydney this past weekend.

His hand gestures translate to "______________."

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 3:00 pm / Email this »

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sarah says – reply to this

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first?
ho says – reply to this

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please put it in my butt now!!!!!
Elise says – reply to this

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I NEED A COLOR CHECK!
noko says – reply to this

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PEACE PEACE??
jess says – reply to this

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i want you.
afsd says – reply to this

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theyre just 2 peace signs perez
Roz says – reply to this

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I'm a G.
Anon1 says – reply to this

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I usually like to take four fingers up my ass ….clearly that is what he is saying here
Andre says – reply to this

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TO FUCK OFF
olivi says – reply to this

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i'm so gangster
Crist says – reply to this

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Yo Hammer your gonna have to come to Sydney to get your pants back.
tink9 says – reply to this

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do you think i'm cool?
rrrachowww says – reply to this

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"I have two…count 'em—TWO—chins."
krist says – reply to this

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TEAM VA GADGE!!!!!
madlo says – reply to this

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first
boo says – reply to this

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"Australians are retards"
SJ says – reply to this

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I've had this many pies today
Ror says – reply to this

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Greather than….Less than

I'm just sayin'……
Manc says – reply to this

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he's obviously flashing the CUNT sign at them with each hand, but I suppose you Americans don't grasp that
stefy says – reply to this

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Translate "I've put on 200lbs, homies"

Damn, Russell jumped the shark.
Miran says – reply to this

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how many big mac meals he just ate!
fuck says – reply to this

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How many cheeseburgers he ate for beakfast?
How many times he actually made a decent movie?
bunny says – reply to this

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Damn, I forgot which hand I smoke with. No wonder I'm gaining all this weight.
joker says – reply to this

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I'm a down under cracker!
Mr.Perfectionz says – reply to this

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Peace!!!
Naile says – reply to this

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I am a total douche! holla!
wilma says – reply to this

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"Peace, Motha Fucka"!
tattooed white trash says – reply to this

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"I can cut your dick off with one hand and your balls off with the other hand":)
jenni says – reply to this

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They mean he is super GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………..I HATE YOU CROWE Go COURTNEY LOVE WOOOOOOO…………………….
Diana says – reply to this

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thats mean also fuck u in england
sash says – reply to this

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CHECK OUT MY FATASS NIGGA BITCHHHES
perez says – reply to this

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yo yo hot momma
ur ma says – reply to this

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I'm a DOUCHE!!
Haley says – reply to this

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5th

"I'm a douche"
L says – reply to this

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Hey, look how FAT I got!!!!
vb says – reply to this

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Perez is a Twinkie™ smuggler!!!
Sean says – reply to this

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"has-been douchebag"
gared says – reply to this

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He looks like Mario Batalli in that pic. hahahaha
heidi says – reply to this

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ROCK PAPER SCIZZORS
Ha! says – reply to this

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Old balls posse!
Brie says – reply to this

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His hand gestures translate to "my right boob is bigger than my left, but my left testicle is bigger than my right."
JD says – reply to this

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Looks like something from Malibu's Most Wanted.
jenneg says – reply to this

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deuce, deuce bitchezzzz!!!!!
uncly says – reply to this

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I'M MOTHERFUCKING SCISSORHANDS!!!
Juicy says – reply to this

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Wanna smell my fingers?
errrr says – reply to this

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This is how many notes that shiteous band of mine knows?
moi says – reply to this

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I am a double-douche. word.
Blob says – reply to this

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From the looks of him, I'd say it translates to: Gimme two hamburgers and two orders of fries. God he's got fat. Eatting on the run?
LettyB says – reply to this

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LETTY ROCKS!
TJ says – reply to this

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I'm a complete twat?
s says – reply to this

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hey fuck off and leave me alone
thats what he is trying to say
Stace says – reply to this

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"stimulamos, stimulamos"
redhe says – reply to this

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translates to "I'm a douchebag"
JLove says – reply to this

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PEACE UP, A-TOWN DOWN SILLY!
Larry says – reply to this

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"I'm a douchebag!!"
Ryan says – reply to this

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I'm heading to London, kiddos.

Stab me HERE and HERE
k8 says – reply to this

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Translation…"I'm incognito…as Brett Meisner."
FATTY says – reply to this

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"I accidently bit off my other 6 fingers while scarfing down a plate off kangaroo meat hot dogs"
machi says – reply to this

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That's a double Fuck You in Australian sign… love it!
meani says – reply to this

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It's code for "Mario is a fucking moron".
Brook says – reply to this

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"thug life"
Miss Mac says – reply to this

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* If I do this people will think im young and cool then I can finally get Gladiator 2 - "It Was All A Dream" into production*
april says – reply to this

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I'M A STUPID TWAT!!!!!
Rich says – reply to this

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I'm fat, and no longer hot.
emily says – reply to this

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i'll be back in two and two
bb says – reply to this

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translates to "venice holmes"
Joe says – reply to this

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"I got really fat and ugly"
Laura says – reply to this

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…"im down with the kids"
Fanny says – reply to this

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Cut me 30 slices of pizza, i'm on my way!
buhby says – reply to this

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yo!
Told says – reply to this

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This guy looks like and acts like Joe Blow…then he must BE Joe Blow. Joe Blow who just got a lucky break.
Shano says – reply to this

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"I'm a douchbag"
TheBabblingHousewife says – reply to this

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Two all-beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun
Myron says – reply to this

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He's telling the world "I'm the biggest douchebag the world has ever known!"
G says – reply to this

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Russell Crowe Fuckin Rocks! Amazing actor and all you blow giant donkey dick you disagree!!
Peter says – reply to this

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he's telling the pas to FUCK OFF!!!!!
andre says – reply to this

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It's two fingers like a playa for all you dumb little kids who are too young to know, or think just cause someone's fat and old that they don't know what's up. peeps 1-64 you're all douchbags!!!!!!
mj says – reply to this

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SCISSORHANDS,YO MOTHAFUCKIN' RUSSEL,TIME TO CUT YO HAIR YO!
LAME. says – reply to this

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"Makin movies makin songs and Ffghtin round the world"… lol…
sneee says – reply to this

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This is crip code for I am four times douchier than the normal douche.
P'el says – reply to this

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….AND 4 SECONDS TO ASSBEATING…AND 3 SECONDS TO ASSBEATING….
trach says – reply to this

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I am weetawded
J says – reply to this

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I let myself go
eunic says – reply to this

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"i'm mario batali, beeyotch!"
kitty says – reply to this

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TRANSLATE THAT HE'S A FUCKING DOUCHE, THAT'S WHAT IT TRANSLATES. FUCKING ACTORS, GOOD THING THIS UGLY BASTARD CAN ACTUALLY ACT.
..... says – reply to this

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Re: G – Congratulations. You have just joined the "Idiotic Commentary Club". Loser.
MEL says – reply to this

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"I LOVE CHILI DOGS"
PRisSyMisSy says – reply to this

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V's up gangstas
ur ma says – reply to this

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Re: Haley – Re: Haley –
Two DOUCHES are better than one!! (lol)
Laure says – reply to this

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hey, focus on my hand gestures and try to ignore the fact that i have become a frumpy middle-aged man
j-me says – reply to this

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Actually, that is the Austarlian equivalent of the middle finger…a backwards peace sign says fuck you.
jacki says – reply to this

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I'm a fucking retard.
!!!!! says – reply to this

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He's so fucking hot he could smash telephones in my face all day long
ur ma says – reply to this

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Oh yeah, I am a FAT DOUCHE trying to look gangsta, please Squeeze me!!
theGa says – reply to this

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Making movies making songs, fightin' round the world
Tabi says – reply to this

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"I have no lips, two chins and smelly balls."
Johnn says – reply to this

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"I'm gonna beat you with a hotel lobby phone"
AMO says – reply to this

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Ugh, he's a gross dork. Hopefully he doesn't throw a phone at me from Australia for saying that!
Alban says – reply to this

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Waaazup peepz!! gangstahhh
Marsh says – reply to this

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Translates to: I am a HUGE Australian douche!

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Criss Angel Responds To Recording Of Altercation! Says Producer Provoked Him!

There are two sides to every story! Here's his!

In light of the audio recording released yesterday that featured Criss Angel threatening to knock out one of his producers, the illusionist's attorney, Ken Woloson, has released the following statement:

"Criss Angel was in the process of firing Joe Safuto on Wednesday when Safuto became abusive and Criss asked him to leave. Criss decided to fire Safuto in response to repeated complaints from co-workers and other magicians about Safuto's abusive and violent behavior and general ineptitude. Witnesses have attested that there was no physical contact and that Safuto very clearly was the antagonist. The audio released to the media is a snippet of a much longer conversation. We are exploring legal action against Mr. Safuto, including for his defamatory and illegal conduct."

Ouch! Sounds like he means business!

Give the clip a listen again (above)!

It DOES certainly sound like Angel was provoked! But enough to respond like he does?

What do U think?? Who's really at fault here??