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1. sarah says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   first?

2. ho says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   please put it in my butt now!!!!!

3. Elise says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I NEED A COLOR CHECK!

4. noko says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   PEACE PEACE??

5. jess says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   i want you.

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   theyre just 2 peace signs perez

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   I'm a G.

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   I usually like to take four fingers up my ass ….clearly that is what he is saying here

9. Andre says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   TO FUCK OFF

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    i'm so gangster

11. Crist says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Yo Hammer your gonna have to come to Sydney to get your pants back.

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    do you think i'm cool?

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    "I have two…count 'em—TWO—chins."

14. krist says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    TEAM VA GADGE!!!!!

15. madlo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    first

16. boo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "Australians are retards"

17. SJ says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I've had this many pies today

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    Greather than….Less than

    I'm just sayin'……

19. Manc says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's obviously flashing the CUNT sign at them with each hand, but I suppose you Americans don't grasp that

20. stefy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Translate "I've put on 200lbs, homies"

    Damn, Russell jumped the shark.

21. Miran says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    how many big mac meals he just ate!

22. fuck says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    How many cheeseburgers he ate for beakfast?
    How many times he actually made a decent movie?

23. bunny says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Damn, I forgot which hand I smoke with. No wonder I'm gaining all this weight.

24. joker says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'm a down under cracker!

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    Mr.Perfectionz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Peace!!!

26. Naile says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I am a total douche! holla!

27. wilma says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "Peace, Motha Fucka"!

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    "I can cut your dick off with one hand and your balls off with the other hand":)

29. jenni says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    They mean he is super GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………..I HATE YOU CROWE Go COURTNEY LOVE WOOOOOOO…………………….

30. Diana says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    thats mean also fuck u in england

31. sash says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    CHECK OUT MY FATASS NIGGA BITCHHHES

32. perez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    yo yo hot momma

33. ur ma says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'm a DOUCHE!!

34. Haley says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    5th

    "I'm a douche"

35. L says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Hey, look how FAT I got!!!!

36. vb says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez is a Twinkie™ smuggler!!!

37. Sean says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "has-been douchebag"

38. gared says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He looks like Mario Batalli in that pic. hahahaha

39. heidi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ROCK PAPER SCIZZORS

40. Ha! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Old balls posse!

41. Brie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    His hand gestures translate to "my right boob is bigger than my left, but my left testicle is bigger than my right."

42. JD says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Looks like something from Malibu's Most Wanted.

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    deuce, deuce bitchezzzz!!!!!

44. uncly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'M MOTHERFUCKING SCISSORHANDS!!!

45. Juicy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Wanna smell my fingers?

46. errrr says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This is how many notes that shiteous band of mine knows?

47. moi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I am a double-douche. word.

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    From the looks of him, I'd say it translates to: Gimme two hamburgers and two orders of fries. God he's got fat. Eatting on the run?

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    LETTY ROCKS!

50. TJ says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'm a complete twat?

51. s says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hey fuck off and leave me alone
    thats what he is trying to say

52. Stace says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "stimulamos, stimulamos"

53. redhe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    translates to "I'm a douchebag"

54. JLove says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    PEACE UP, A-TOWN DOWN SILLY!

55. Larry says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "I'm a douchebag!!"

56. Ryan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'm heading to London, kiddos.

    Stab me HERE and HERE

57. k8 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Translation…"I'm incognito…as Brett Meisner."

58. FATTY says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "I accidently bit off my other 6 fingers while scarfing down a plate off kangaroo meat hot dogs"

59. machi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That's a double Fuck You in Australian sign… love it!

60. meani says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    It's code for "Mario is a fucking moron".

61. Brook says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "thug life"

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    * If I do this people will think im young and cool then I can finally get Gladiator 2 - "It Was All A Dream" into production*

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    I'M A STUPID TWAT!!!!!

64. Rich says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'm fat, and no longer hot.

65. emily says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i'll be back in two and two

66. bb says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    translates to "venice holmes"

67. Joe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "I got really fat and ugly"

68. Laura says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …"im down with the kids"

69. Fanny says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Cut me 30 slices of pizza, i'm on my way!

70. buhby says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    yo!

71. Told says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This guy looks like and acts like Joe Blow…then he must BE Joe Blow. Joe Blow who just got a lucky break.

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    "I'm a douchbag"

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    Two all-beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun

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    He's telling the world "I'm the biggest douchebag the world has ever known!"

75. G says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Russell Crowe Fuckin Rocks! Amazing actor and all you blow giant donkey dick you disagree!!

76. Peter says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's telling the pas to FUCK OFF!!!!!

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    It's two fingers like a playa for all you dumb little kids who are too young to know, or think just cause someone's fat and old that they don't know what's up. peeps 1-64 you're all douchbags!!!!!!

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    SCISSORHANDS,YO MOTHAFUCKIN' RUSSEL,TIME TO CUT YO HAIR YO!

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    "Makin movies makin songs and Ffghtin round the world"… lol…

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    This is crip code for I am four times douchier than the normal douche.

81. P'el says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ….AND 4 SECONDS TO ASSBEATING…AND 3 SECONDS TO ASSBEATING….

82. trach says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I am weetawded

83. J says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I let myself go

84. eunic says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "i'm mario batali, beeyotch!"

85. kitty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    TRANSLATE THAT HE'S A FUCKING DOUCHE, THAT'S WHAT IT TRANSLATES. FUCKING ACTORS, GOOD THING THIS UGLY BASTARD CAN ACTUALLY ACT.

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    Re: G – Congratulations. You have just joined the "Idiotic Commentary Club". Loser.

87. MEL says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "I LOVE CHILI DOGS"

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    V's up gangstas

89. ur ma says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Haley – Re: Haley –
    Two DOUCHES are better than one!! (lol)

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    hey, focus on my hand gestures and try to ignore the fact that i have become a frumpy middle-aged man

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    Actually, that is the Austarlian equivalent of the middle finger…a backwards peace sign says fuck you.

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    I'm a fucking retard.

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    He's so fucking hot he could smash telephones in my face all day long

94. ur ma says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Oh yeah, I am a FAT DOUCHE trying to look gangsta, please Squeeze me!!

95. theGa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Making movies making songs, fightin' round the world

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    "I have no lips, two chins and smelly balls."

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    "I'm gonna beat you with a hotel lobby phone"

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    Ugh, he's a gross dork. Hopefully he doesn't throw a phone at me from Australia for saying that!

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    Waaazup peepz!! gangstahhh

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     Translates to: I am a HUGE Australian douche!