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Separated At Birth

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Left: Australian actor Russell Crowe. Right: celebrity chef Mario Batali.

    Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 4:45 pm / Email this  »
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    1. ?? says – reply to this


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      first? LOL

    2. ?? says – reply to this


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      FIRST …. Third time today!!!

    3. JSS says – reply to this


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      They should be brothers! I thought of Mario when I saw the Russell pic. Spot on…

    4. Cat says – reply to this


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      you're really reaching with that one…they don't look anything alike!

    5. berth says – reply to this


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      thirdd

    6. Crash says – reply to this


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      LMFAO :]]]]

    7. stupi says – reply to this


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      1244th!

    8. abbee says – reply to this


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      TOTALLY



    9. 9

      Mario can cook awesome, he's got a reason to be pudgy. What's Russell Crowe's excuse?

    10. nicol says – reply to this


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      wow mario batali is a hottie lol

    11. sam-n says – reply to this


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      they look l like you !!! You should put your pic in as the triplet, piglet!

    12. HAM says – reply to this


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      -ZING! Oh snap, U got that fool! I feel bad for the Chef!

    13. ZooMo says – reply to this


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      SWEET, Perez!! Still laughing. :)

    14. HAM says – reply to this


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      Re: berth – NOT! Totally 5th! Better luck next time sucker!

    15. FReal says – reply to this


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      I don't know which one should be more insulted. I guess Mario because he still has a career.

    16. JLove says – reply to this


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      He looks like the white Ice-T.lol

    17. leo says – reply to this


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      The only connection I am making here is the ponytail…

    18. annie says – reply to this


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      Twins!! Good one Perez. lol

    19. ImWit says – reply to this


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      I want some news on GARY BUSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      :)

    20. prezy says – reply to this


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      I could think of another Mario to make these TRIPLETS, how about you guys ;) ???

    21. Jenny says – reply to this


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      We all have our good days and bad days… unfortunately for Russell hes in the spotlight so everyone sees his bad days too. When I see pix like this I just close my eyes and remember Gladiator…. mmmm MAXimus. =]

    22. fiera says – reply to this


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      Spot on!! hahahahahah

    23. Girl says – reply to this


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      You ass, Russell Crowe is in better shape than you fat ass. You should post a picture of you and the other Mario - 2 rolly polly peas in a pod my friend.

    24. simon says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    25. Matt says – reply to this


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      I feel sorry for mario batali. but a least he's got some talent.

    26. trina says – reply to this


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      hmm perez must be jealous, Russell is HOT!

    27. Busty says – reply to this


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      Oh my gosh!

      They're TWINS!!!!!!!!

    28. dee says – reply to this


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      Russell gonna kick yo ass, muthafuka!

    29. dee says – reply to this


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      but there is one thing…Russell wouldn't have had any trouble taking off his shirt and running around Venice Beach…you and the "other Mario"….not so much..
      Boing diddy, boing diddy, boing diddy, boing! (that's your fat titties and flabby middles flapping in da breeze…lllllooooolllll!

    30. *** says – reply to this


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      batali is so much cooler!!

    31. AntiA says – reply to this


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      Perez!! Please don't refer to Russell Crowe as an Aussie, he is a Kiwi. We dont want the fat slob.



    32. 32

      Eh, whatever. Crowe is hot no matter what. It's the bad boy image and Aussie accent that attracts me anyway… besides the great acting skills of course. It's just a little extraneous flab.

    33. Tubal says – reply to this


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      Perez has this new little drawing of him sitting indian style with his laptop. I didn't know apple started making 24" widescreen laptops. Where did you get it Perez?

    34. mp says – reply to this


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      At least RC doesn't cat around on his wife like fatass Mario does.

    35. Nena says – reply to this


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      Hahaha, thats like real messed up!

    36. deb says – reply to this


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      buahahahahahahahahahah

    37. oi_au says – reply to this


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      I would love to see you say that to Russell Crowe's face Perez. Could be funny to see the response from Russell and what he throws at you lol.



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      Those great uber-workouts prior to gladiator/300 type movies—sure are short-lived.

    39. Heidi says – reply to this


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      he's the master of farfalle - i doubt crowe can carry wear that crown!

    40. Beani says – reply to this


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      Uh, yeah, Russell, you may want to stop making those faux gang signs. You kind of look like a dumbass.

    41. Jenni says – reply to this


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      Oh my god I thought that WAS Mario Batali on the left at first!

    42. Eurom says – reply to this


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      Don't see the resemblance, but I'd do them both!

    43. Shots says – reply to this


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      Mario Batali is adorable and has a good personality. Russel Crowe isn't and doesn't.

    44. Lukin says – reply to this


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      Remember how Marlon Brando ballooned up in his later years? Russell Crowe is the same calibre of actor, whereas Jabba the Hut will probably probably die from clogged arteries. You, another tub of lard, will meet a violent end, I'm sure.

    45. jess says – reply to this


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      Lindsey Lohan Is on top again at Reality Bedroom.



    46. 46

      Hey everybody it's me! I'm just cruisin in my "Porn display on wheels", my good ol '89 lincoln full of nasty shit! It has everything a sexual deviant could ever ask for - porn dvds & mags, the naked barbie, explicit music, dildos and what not! I'm hungry - let's see whats on the menu - Oh, it's "Panties on a platter"! Yumm… I'm also wearin lip gloss. Oh, also, i will soon set off my "Porn Mobile Tour 2008 - Porn on wheels" - coming to a city near you, bitches ! To the porn mobile!!!!

    47. susan says – reply to this


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      LOL…THIS is why I love u Perez!!

    48. flori says – reply to this


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      can't stan russel crow but LOVE mario batali

    49. hey! says – reply to this


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      this is funny.. but both of them are VERY awesome, respectable people!

      mario is an amaaaaaaaaazing chef, & russell is fantastic!

    50. yeahi says – reply to this


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      But Batali is much nicer and much more talented.

    51. Proph says – reply to this


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      Ha! That´s a good one.

    52. nelle says – reply to this


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      OMG! WTF Happened to him?!

    53. Rhino says – reply to this


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      Mario is dope and Russell is a dope.

      Uhm Perez? Where is my pic?