The Douchebag Begins His Media Assault
Filed under: MadonnaMadonna's sleazy brother, Christopher, has begun his book tour.
Click here to check out the desperate-for-cash sibling's interview from Good Morning America today.
P.S. He says he doesn't believe Madonna and A-Rod have had an affair!
Posted: July 14, 2008 at 9:30 am
I'm sick of hearing about this guy!
1st…Im joining the club
someone should jusy kill madonna and make the world a bwtter place! she is WT!!!
GO CHRISTOPHER!!!!!!
TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT
YOUR CRAZY CUNT SISTER!!!!
1st?2nd?10th? Whether you like it or not, people will buy this book, Perez!
the old version of spencer pratt or his slutty girlfriend .. oh shut the fuck u !! first?v
First!!
first
what is the difference between him and you, besides that he actually knows her and doesn't write on her picture with white pen? you are scummy.
Desperate? Yea, that's pretty much what he is now… tisk tisk
Hmmm…Denying the A-Rod affair…makes me believe the folks who say this is an
AUTHORIZED book, put our for (surprise) publicity!!!
you are no better than him. he actually knows the person he is writing about, you are a pathetic loser that is DYING to be like these people. can you imagine any of them having a line at Hot Topic, you are Z list. they hate you, you are perpetuating the stereotype and setting gay people back. you are ridiculous.
Selling out the personal life of your sister is wrong and is gonna bite you in the ass. Watch out!
He didn't seem like much of a douche bag to me. He seemed only to tell us stuff about his bossy sister, which I'm pretty sure is true. Rumor is that he is a former drug addict who was pissed when she cut him off financially, but who the hell knows.
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The reason he believes they didn't have an affair is because they didn't.
You'd have to be pretty naive about the media not to figure that out. Even Arod's wife knows they didn't have an affair, that's why the media is calling it an 'affair of the heart.' That's shorthand for 'we don't have a story, but this is the story we want.'
Madonna is a self-centered talentless control freak!!!! I hope her bro makes a ton of cash, she deserves this Kharma…
This guys is pathetic. Selling out your sister for cash is the worst thing that can happen. Stop giving this guy publicity.
MADONNA IS ONE SICK PERSON HER EGO IS BEYOND BELIEF I BELIVE WHAT HER BROTHER CHRISTOPHER IS SAYING
As a huge Madonna fan and even bigger A-Rod fan, I was upset about this book, until……
I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE…..
I find it very hard to look at or even hear Madonna at all since the A-Rod extravaganza. I am disgusted by the both of them.
I ANXIOUSLY AWAIT THE ARRIVAL OF SLIMY BRO'S BOOK
Sleazy brother of a sleazy woman.
I suspected that Guy Ritchie might have had something to do with it! But — Christopher likely IS bitter about something else.
THIS GUY NEEDS TO GET A LIFE AND STOP BEING SUCH AN ASS
OK..HE THINKS HE CREATED MADONNA..WHATEVER….DONE IS DONE GET ON WITH UR LIFE!
Leave him alone Perez! It sounds like she was a mega-bitch to him. Maybe he's right. Maybe he is lashing out after dedicating soooo many years to her. And Guy Ritchie is the Douchebag! Freakin Homophobe. I'm glad all his movies have failed. He sucks as a director. I can't wait to buy the book. Juicy!
i'm with him 100% !!!!!!!!that disrispectful(gwise) oldfart bitch treated him like shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Airing the dirty laundry in public is not something I praise but given that he is speaking out on Guy Ritchie's homophobia, then it's an exception to the rule.
Why is it OK to out homophobic senators but wrong when it comes to artists who enable a homophobic surrounding or embrace it ? I, for one, will never see a Guy Ritchie movie again.
I do actually believe him. Guy Ritchie is a renowned homophobe, and even Rupert Everett agrees (see a patern??). I really hope Madonna divorces him cause he's a talentless middle class wanker. Perez, you should go a meet the couple and see how Guy treats you, he'd probably shoot you like he shoots wild foxes. Sooo kabbalah! x
I actually this it is GREAT that he is doing this! I had no idea Madonna was such a selfish, greedy, needy for attention, controlling, stupid cheapskate! How can you be worth a zillion dollars and then expect your family to pay for their own tickets to your over the top wedding in a Scottish castle no one can get to without considerable expense? How can she not pay for that, for her whole family to be there?? Had she been a bit more generous, instead of leaving people who trusted her to pay her own bills e.g. regard to the paintings he bought for her with his own money and then she changed her mind and left him with the bill, she would not be in this situation. You can buy silence, and had she not had her head up her ass with her sick need to contantly prove that she is successful and young (though she wears the ugliest clothes money can buy) and fit (popeye arms anyone? Do any of her outfits have sleeves besides those ugly track suits she is always wearing?) she would have kept her brother on her payroll and this would not have happened. I say, GOOD ON YOU CHRIS!!! I HOPE YOU MAKE A TON OF MONEY ON THIS!
i wouldn't say that he necessarily said anything harsh about madonna that we don't already know. she's a controlling bitch. that's not news. although he did read her a couple of times. his issue is the fact that she chose her husband over him after all that they've been through. and the fact that guy is a homophobe makes it even worse. as far as her affair with arod, at least he didn't totally sell her out. he did say he thought it was absurd, but at the same time, he was kinda shady when he said it.
oh he's harmless, let him tell his story, he is obviously morning the lost relationship with his sister. And perhaps more specifically there finacial relationship but again he still seems harmless. I hope its not true about Guy and homophobia but if it is that has to be horrible for her brother. I hope they don't stay estranged for long.
much love
I met this Queen at a party about 10 + years ago and let me tell you he gave my friend, who had drank a lilttle too much that evening, one of the nastiest faces I've have ever seen on a human face (or animal as the case may be) - SCARY SHIT!
This "Mooching book" tells me she hasen't changed much.
GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
I think this is a smear campaign against Madonna. This guy is absolutely pathetic. I can't believe people on here are buying this s***
he doesn't look like someone with a drug habit even though he does have one. but even if he's a designer adn a good one, if there's been so much conflict, then design for OTHER people. duh. he does seem to have been riding her coattails for a LONG time and he's 48. so just work indepedently. it's not healthy for any siblings to be co-dependent for that long. madonna should cut him loose. he's not a child. he needs to grow up. he will make a sh*tload from this book though since he presents himself well.
Dude this guy is a freeeeeeeak. Reminds me of Liza Minelli's ex-husband. Too much plastic surgery and an identity crisis.
Is the same person posting over and over again under different names?
Hmmmm, Maddonna doesn't seem to really generate MUCH LOYALTY from her own brother who she thought was good enough to work for her for years. Buying him a ticket to Scotland with his paycheque (if true) is the height of arrogance and ignorance and so completely unacceptably controlling. Making him sit through Guy's homophopic comments do not showcase this couple in a good light. I would never date a guy who made my brother feel like that. I'm sure Maddonna probably has lots of blame to heap on Chris to justify her bad behaviour. The very fact they exchanged emails and faxes to fire him instead of a face to face conversation or at least on the phone just shows how really chicken shit she really is.
WHO CARES!
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i love the fact that they reminded everyone that CHRIS was the one who created madonna. the younger fans don't know that, and the older fans like to act like it's not true. chris created all of her "legendary" tours, her videos, everything. watch the credits at the end of the blond ambition tour, the girle show, and truth or dare. it says the entire production is created, designed, staged, and choreographed by CHRISTOPHER CICCONE. madonna is a self absorbed control freak who deserves every bit of bad press she gets. GO CHRIS!!
I didn't like him bc I read all this stuff about him on Perez.
BUT I LIKE HIM AFTER SEEING THIS INTERVIEW!
He seems VERY down to earth and I understand why he's doing it. I would too if my sister completely shut me out of her life after he was there for her his whole entire life. That's pretty messed up. And Guy looks like the Douchebag. I hope she is cheating on him
you know, chris doesn't come across as a douchebag, he actually comes across straightforward. and i believe him when he says guy made gay jokes around him…well, i ordered my copy off of amazon, so can't wait to read it!
I started to say that I would take his ass in the woods, strip him down and steal his money. Then, I would cut me a switch from the tree and beat his ass until it bleeds.
Perez -
I don't know why you are against this book. I am glad that we are going
to learn the truth. Why wasn't she helping out her siblings with all of her
money ? These celebrities are disgusting selfish.
I don't blame him- i'd be doing the exact same thing! Plus, Madonna is HORRIBLE in every way. It's about time someone is brave enough to talk some shit. If I gave two craps about her, I would definitley read the book, and I would choose to believe every negative thing he says about her (because I hate her in case I haven't already metioned it!)
FUCK MADONNA!
Good for Chris. Perez, if Guy is really homophobic, don't you think he should be exposed? You keep dumping on him, and I think it's unfair. Just because he's Madonna's husband, and we love her, doesn't mean her husband is untouchable. If Guy is really a gay-basher, then Chris has a right to tell everyone, and Madonna's fans, including MILLIONS of gays, have a right to know. I'm straight, and I'm kind of shocked. Madonna is so open-minded - I assumed that her husband would be as well, but we all have our prejudices. But when you look at back at his movies what do you see: a bunch of macho guys way overcompensating to prove their manliness, almost desperate to out-man the other. Isn't there a touch of homophobia in all of that, in that mindset?
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I just want you to maybe appreciate this particular content of what Chris has told us, Perez.
He is the biggest baby. Madonna owes him NOTHING!
He is scum and should kill himslef now.
GOOD GOOD GOOD
FINALLY THE WORLD BE TOLD!!
MADGE IS TALENTLESS WHORE
WHY ANYONE(MINDLESS DIOTS) LIKES THIS ZERO TALENT HACK ASSHOLE IS BEYOND ME!!!
I'm disgusted by Maddonna. At first I was outraged her brother was selling her out but so far, what I hear, if true, she's a total fucking bitch from hell. I worked with someone similiar to her and I recognize the craziness, the selfishness, the shocking controlling behaviour. This is not acceptable at her advanced age of fifty. Her behaviour is typical of a nave nineteen year old girl who's never been to college. Giving everything up for your asshole husband.
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The more shit Guy does, the more Maddonna has to defend him because to admit he's a jerk is to admit she made a mistake marrying him.
Sleazy brother??? Must be genetic. Loathe that classless slut. Go Chris!
Chris did NOT create Madonna. He has always been an idiot trying to ride on her coatails. What a douchebag.
WHO CARES? ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHY PEREZ IS SUCKING MADONNA'S COCK? THEN RAVES ABOUT THEM TALENTLESS PRE PUBIC HAIRED JONAS BROTHERS? IF HE WASN'T GETTING SOMETHING OUT OF TALKING GLOWINGLY ABOUT THEM…HE SURE AS FUCK WOULD BE DRAWING ON THERE PICTURES AND SAYING NASTY SHIT ABOUT THEM… SO WHATS THE DEAL, JUDAS??
What an idiot. The Ciccone family must be proud to have a douchebag in their family like Chris. And why is the same person commenting over and over on here.
I'd much rather read her brother's book than the stuff you write about her Perez. You have Madonna on such a high pedestal it's sickening. There are three sides to every story…..in this case it would be his, hers and the truth. She has always seemed a bit bitchy to me. She sure looks slutty in most of her promo pics. Her "sex" book was questionable…so why is what her brother has to say about "sister dearest" so far fetched.
After watching the video, I don't think he's sleazy at all. I think he has every right to speak out. I think Guy Ritchie is the one who comes out looking like a scuzzball.
Team Chris! I'd buy the book.
I believe Madonna is controlling and self absorbed, etc., etc. but she is no different than a successful man….e.g. Donald Trump. I think she has been supporting her WHOLE family for the last 20 years - or at least giving them nice gifts, and maybe some of them take it for granted and cry when they need more $$. She's probably sick of it. Chris lived off her and Mr. Ritchie came along and cut him off. So now, Mr. Chris has to go and make his own living…and he is spiteful, too bad it created at rift b/w him and his sis. I hope it doesnt last forever. That would be sad, but it is very common in families not to like the IN LAWS.
It's all about FORESKIN
Madge loves her men UNCUT, when she told Christopher, about Guys long one, he wanted to check it out
Guys was not amused, so the trouble began
I'm not a huge Madonna fan but this guy is a blabbering idiot. I hope karma comes back to get him.
Perez, stop sucking up to Madonna. it makes us sick!
I don't think it's right to assume someone is automatically homophobic just because someone says so. I really know nothing about Guy Ritchie. I've never heard him say in an interview anything homophobic
If you don't like someone, one of the easiest ways to make them look bad is to call them a bigot. It's very hard to prove you're not a bigot if someone says so. You can say you're not but people will just say you're lying. Too bad, Guy will now forever be seen as a bigot even if he isn't one. Just because he made violent movies doesn't mean he's anti-gay
I have the feeling Guy just didn't like Chris as a person not because of his sexuality.
Chris is very inarticulate. I had a hard time even standing to listen to the whole interview.
Perez, thanks for sticking up for Madonna. The Mariah fans on here keep posting the same thing ( but under different screen names).
EVEN THE QUEENY BROTHER OF ONE OF MADONNA'S EMPLOYEES WITH A REALLY BAD HAIR TRANSPLANT AND ZERO TALENT HAS BEEN TELLING PEOPLE OF MADONNA'S EGO TRIPS FOR YEARS.
No idea what to make of this. Madonna has always , ALWAYS struck me as a cold , heartless and calculating person , very business savvy , a talented performer and musician , but ultimately lacking something on a human level? Maybe that's how she's chosen to portray herself in the media and she's not actually like that.. As for guy Ritchie , I could well believe he's a homophobic dickhead . he seems quite invested in that laughably transparent mockney bravado thing , even though he attended private schools and had A VERY VERY PRIVILAGED upbringing. He's some sort of tim westwood figure in short. Madonnas fanbase is predominantly gay , yet she seems to be attracted exclusively to these bigoted , homophobic misogynist cunts
He is talking about rumors and going into other people's dirty laundry and exposing it to make money, and YOU are calling him names Perez?
Isn't that like the pot calling the kettle black? Or is Madonna on one of your protected lists like Paris and others are on?
Seriously Mario. Think about what you say before you post it and make a total ass out of your self. It makes it so you taste less foot.
I think you can also get this book on tape with Christopher reading. It's a little extra but well worth it. Thanks Perez for sharing this. I am gonna buy the book tomorrow. What a great summer read. Finally exposing the talentless slut for who she really is. Loves it!
Sounds like some drug junkie gone wrong. You also can't judge Guy Richie based on this idiot's comments. There are always two sides of the story.
Oh yes Madonna Mother of the year and still a good Catholic girl,my god can I hurl now.Splash the dirt on this skank,don,t forget to read to the kiddies your sex book before bedtime
MADONNA DOES A GOOD ENOUGH JOB MAKING HERSELF LOOK BAD. SHE CAN'T POSSIBLY GET MAD ABOUT THIS BOOK WHEN SHE HAS DONE SO MUCH WORSE TO GIVE HERSELF A BAD NAME!
There are 2 sides to every story. Madonna needs to check out her taste in men. Frankly, I wouldn't do Guy — he looks anorexic and is a talentless, uneducated lout.