Your Brangelina Update
Filed under: Brad Pitt > Baby Blabber > Angelina Jolie > Francophilia
With the birth of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's new son and daughter, we have a feeling that there will be lots of Brangie baby news this week!
Their doctor, Michel Sussmann, is quite the yapper.
He spoke (a lot) this past weekend and even talked to the media again on Monday, assuring everyone that Angelina is fine (again) and the babies are doing great (as he had previously said).
Michel also told reporters that Brad was a great help in the delivery room.
Dr. Sussmann jokingly adds that Brad "was my assistant!" He even mentions that Poppa Pitt cut both of the twin's umbilical cords.
Adding that Brad was "perfectly calm, totally determined, very pleased to be at the birth of his children, very moved and very emotional."
As for Angelina, during delivery, the doctor adds that for her, "It was an epidural, so she was awake and speaking and laughing. They were happy. [They] were talking, they were together."
Ange will be required to stay in the hospital for a few days, so her exact departure dates are yet unknown. Or so the doctor wants us to believe.
Dr. Sussmann adds, "She will stay for a few days. You know, in Europe it isn't like in the United States, where the patients go home after three days. They will stay a bit longer until everything is okay."
Yea, that's because in the US people can't afford to stay a few days. Having children is expensive here.
And it turns out that their twins might be the highest paid children ever!
Reports are still circulating that the first photos of the kids will be worth millions, over $11 million are the new reports, while some estimate between $15-$20 million.
But of course, the proceeds will go to charity.
The Jolie-Pitt family is just too good to be true!
[Image via WENN.]
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Who the FuCk really cares?
Who the FuCk really cares?
Who the FuCk really cares?
Who the FuCk really cares?
Who the FuCk really cares?
Who gives a rip about this b-list home wrecking 'actress' and her over hyped sperm donor. yawn.
"Yea, that's because in the US people can't afford to stay a few days. Having children is expensive here."
omfg!
Nobody goes home immediately after they have a cesarian. It's major surgery that endangers the lives of mothers and children. She did that because she is in fact NOT a good mother, but a husband stealing whore who wanted to try and keep a tight twot to hold on to someone else's man.
THEY ARE TWO MEDIA WHORES! WHO CARES!
I love this family and I wish them all the happiness and health in the world. Congratulations Brad and Angie on your beautiful children. God Bless..
Now get busy, WHORING out those kids!!!
c-sections are major surgery! i had two, and it takes a good 4-5 days of massive pain shots in order to feel half way decent! but i was lucky, i did get to stay 5 days!!!
it's not the fact that people in the US can't afford to stay in the hospital more than a few days, it's because the insurance companies refuse to pay for more than that, dimwit!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNN!!
They look beautiful together. Is it just me or does Brad Pitt seemed like he's aged about ten years with Angie. It must be fatherhood or he has been laying off the botox.
Just stop. Enough already. So what. Babies are born every day. Big effin deal.
First!!!!! Finally!!!! Yay for me on accomplishing something GREAT!
Angelina had a C-Section, that is why she has to stay in the hospital a few extra days. Usually 96 recovery hours for a C-Section and 72 for a routine vaginal birth.
Who cares about these fame whores. they make me sick. they arent even all that attractive.
Actually, it's not that people in the US can't afford it - it's because our shitty healthcare system forces us out of the hospital in 2 days for regular delivery and 3 days for a c-section. Imagine that - they kick you out - after they just cut a hole in your body - after just 3 days!
Re: darli – Baby! It only took me 2 days. What's with you that it took 5? Jesus. Americans are WIMPS!!!
Yeah for little Leon and Vivienne! Welcome to the world…
LOVE THAT THEY ARE GIVING IT TO CHARITY!!!
OH GOD! the Angelina Jolie worshipping is making me sick. Love yourselves and your family folks, and stop worshipping those that don't give a rats ass if you breathe or stop breathing.
except for the fact that she is a homewrecker and doesn't care that she stole another woman's husband.
Can't wait to see the photos!
Jennifer A must be probably hoping that John Mayer will dump her right about now so the attention will go back on her and that people will keep on feeling sorry for her…….she must be dreading the time comes when those pics of the twins come out!!
Poor Jen, those kids were never meant to be your children! Anyone who spends hundreds of dollars on flip flops instead of giving it to charity does not earn the gift to be a parent!
TEAM ANGIE AND BRAD!!
USA SUCKS
USA SUCKS
USA SUCKS
USA SUCKS
USA SUCKS
USA SUCKS
POOR (REALLY POOR) LOOSERSSSSSSSS
SURE the proceeds will go to charity!! And then mysteriously another mansion will be bought and added to their collection!
PHONIES!!
Now they will hopefully shut up and stay home and take care of their children. Make a stable home for God's sake and quit flying all over the world in your private jets you hypocrites!!! I hate the psycho-whorelina–even her Dad says she has mental problems.
Re: Carin – Or so they say. Such a bunch of phonies! Until I see the transfer of money paperwork, I don't believe any of it!
hmmm i wonder how the first comment is about a certain webpage? im sure perez has nothing to do with that….yeah right!
would you stop the teenage crush on them-'they are too good to be true.' bs. They are human, yes they donate the money to charity, but do any of these 'celebrities' understand the ramifications of charging mills for pics? You, Perez poste'd that mag profits where down. Yes, prices of everything are going up, including paper, ink, etc. People are reading more of it on the internet, no need to buy it, etc. If the mag. pays millions for wedding/baby pics, the money has to come from somewhere. People stated they know they won't sell enough copies to make up for the money, it is more like a trophy getting the pics. So, instead of paying thousands to a photog, millions is paid. the owners of the mag want to make money so they lay off people, don't give deserved raises, cut benefits and raise the price of the magazine. But, the price can only go so far before people say it isn't worth it. Most of these rags have reached it for the average person.
I had a C-section and my husband was in the operating room but he did NOT do anything that resembled assisting the doctor. Why would anyone want to see the person they supposedly love like that? With a huge incision in their abdomen? Brad's ass should have been behind the sheet holding Angelina's hand.
He cut the cord and she had a C-section?? Both of my deliveries were vag so not 100% sure but I thought in America, fathers could not cut the cord in C-sections because past the drape was considered a sterile/surgical environment? I guess things are different in France.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz enough is enough, these two make me wanna PUKE.
WHO GIVES A SHIT..WHO GIVES A FUCK….
she is an attention whore, fuck her, her kids and her baby daddy
"Yea, that's because in the US people can't afford to stay a few days. Having children is expensive here."
thats because european govts are more interested in good health care than starting a war they cant afford
morons
homewreckin bitch..
they annoy the shit outta me.
Too good to be true?? Give me a break! She's a homewrecker and he cheated on his wife, what is good about that?? Home to take care of their kids…yeah right along with all their nannies that HELP out!
Enough about these idiots already!!! They're talentless, publicity seeking whores who pimp out their kids. Their so-called charitable acts are nothing more than small percentage tax write-offs; they pocket the rest of the money supposedly going to 'charities' that always remain nameless. Stop canonizing these hypocrites and write about people who don't insult our intelligence.
I sold Ang heroin last month and we shot it up togehter in her mans. We shared needles.
HEY FRIENDS, THIS IS PEREZ
JUST WANTED TO WARN YOU TO NOT GO ONTO ANY WEBSITES PROMOTED ON HERE!
THEY WILL TEAR YOUR HARD DRIVE A NEW ASSHOLE.
JUST WANTED TO WARN MY BELOVED READERS!
KISSES, PEREZ
Re: Gwen –
FUCK YOU
LEON & VIVIENNE
Damn straight they're "too good to be true" and that's why I call BULLSHIT.
Now that Hollywood's biggest whore has "given birth" via electing to have her uterus sliced open without medical necessity and having two babies yanked out (really, what's the point of that? Let em' come out naturally, with a "mother" like that, it'd be a waterslide) can the media please focus on something of interest and relevancy?
*yawn*
It's not because babies are more expensive here you idiot — it's because insurance comapnies have determined that women do not need to stay more than a day or two afterward…total crap, but it's not because of the babies, it's because of the healthcare system and the fucked up insurance system we have.
What the hell was there for either one of them to do? She had a cesearian. Why can't she have kids the normal way? What's wrong with her, other than the fact that she is a "collector" of children. I feel bad for her kids. The whole thing is bizarre.
once again i would like to hear from the charity that they "donate" this huge sum of money to. it's not going to happen. they say this to foolthe public and everyone just assumes they actually follow through with it.
I went home 17 hours after delivering. There is no reason to stay in the hospital that long. Womens bodys are made to give birth, childbirth is not a medical emergancy.
Well good to see that Angelina will be well rested after the babies as it will be hard going having all 6 kids when she goes home. I do like the fact that Brad and Angelina have done a lot for charity, however auctioning your babies pictures off to the highest bidder? I know the money is going to charity, but happened to privacy and a little class? Babies are so precious and beautiful moments of their growth is priceless. I don't know appears to be the trend of the celebrities to put their babies out there for the public - but only at a price.
People in the United States work more hours and get paid less than people in Europe. Our heath care industry here is shit. Go watch Sicko by Michael Moore and you will see how our government and the heath insurance industries fuck us over in America.
I just wanted to add that in Canada, they kick you out of the hospital the next day… Ther is no waiting around to make sure everything is alright. Everyone says our system is better casue we dont pay as much, but we also dont get the quality…
To:Danni
"People in the United States work more hours and get paid less than people in Europe. Our heath care industry here is shit. Go watch Sicko by Michael Moore and you will see how our government and the heath insurance industries fuck us over in America."
I think this is abt Angie and her twins.BTW move to Europe if u dont like it here.
Where's Cokie?
SHOOT ME NOW!!!!
Her last movie is a violent movie of course with guns. Its good to know that she
is so peace -loving.How can one verify her charity donations, easy to say harder to do.Just saying.
In Europe, or at least in Norway, our welfare system ensures thet we don't have to pay anything for our stay at the hospital when we are giving birth.. That's why we can stay untill we are completely fine. We don't have the system of health insurance.
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ugh , finally the homewrecker gave birth- where's karme when u need it?
Re: whate – Nobody goes home immediately after they have a cesarian. It's major surgery that endangers the lives of mothers and children. She did that because she is in fact NOT a good mother, but a husband stealing whore who wanted to try and keep a tight twot to hold on to someone else's man.
With the amount of men she's slept with, doubt it's tight anymore.
Press Release:
"Mr. Bob Whatever just generously donated $150 million to the Cancer Association. Isn't Mr. Whatever the best person in the world? Viva la Bob! Viva la Bob! St. Bobelinga for Pres!"
Always ask for proof.
loveeeeee them! they are such amazing ppl! congrats on the birth of their two new babies! they deserve to be happy for all of the good they do for others. karma ppl! take a look at these two ppl… they are selfless, something everyone should look to them as examples for
yay for brad & angie!!! wahoooooo
Norway no way hehe: Linea87 : Your country is very beautiful but boring as hell.
Re: Porn_Mobile_Man – Fuck YAH Porn Mobile Man! I wanna ride in your NASTYmobile! Here's my dirty panties for yah…oh wait…I'm not wearing any today!
I don't care about THEM!
MY Child was born Monday July 7th!!!!!!
More illegitimate children!!!!!!
Here's a game Angelina can play with the kids:
heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, METH!
too PATHETIC to be true! Wow a whore AND a baby maker-who would have guessed it! Had to have a c-section again cause she didn't want Pitt-face falling in during "sex", Gross!
That's right…they can only run on meth. Get it? Heroin will make them want to lay in bed all day and scratch their legs with a hairbrush.
Maybe Cokie's PCOS was acting up and she was tired from all the anger and typing yesterday. Maybe she needs a break…and a new antidepressant prescription.
Viva la Cokie! Viva la Cokie! (to use Bob's words that made me lol)
These two are so damn tacky. Why Perez continues to idolise this talentless skank and her enunch of a bf is beyond me.
Re: natas – NATAS you idiot, you are kept in the hospital 24 hours after delivering vaginally if everything is ok, and you are kept in 96 hours after I c-section in Canada.
Re: NaNa – You little media whore, you! Congrats!!!
Angelina Jolie had a c-section with Shiloh because Shiloh was breech. And while one can theoretically have a VBAC (vaginal birth after having had a previous c-section c-section) it's not the norm. The choice to have a repeat c-section is valid and between her and her doctor. As to the length of stay, yep, it's normal in Europe. I had a c-section in Germany (footling breech) - and stayed in the hospital for eight days. After major surgery, returning home with that painful incision and a new baby is not such a great idea, even without complications. It's standard and the insurance pays. Statistics for 2008 (CIA Factbook) are showing that France is 6th in lowest infant mortality rates. Germany is 12th. Where's the US? At number 43. Even Cuba does better than we do.
1. If it were anyone else but Angelina, Perez would have titled her a HOMEWRECKING WHORE.
2. If it were anyone else but Angelina, Perez would point out that these children are technically BASTARDS.
3. Not that I want him to call her or her children either of these things. I just want him to see the disparity in how he labels people.
What is she too posh to push?
Give it to charity? Doesn't it go to Jolie-Pitt charity fund; which means that it sits in a charity account for tax right off, and gets distribute when they feel like it.
These two make me ill. They are the biggest hypocrites around. What's next, they'll get married?
Giving money to charity is nothing more than a TAX WRITE-OFF!
Lol, you're right Perez, everything is expensive in your country even and especially health.
Here, in France, we don't have to pay to stay at hospital, surgery… etc…
The richest pay about 30 euros per month and the others pay… NOTHING!
Everything's free!!!
I really like my country!!!!!
FRANCE ROCKS
DO THE SAME IN USA as Hilary wanted to
She's a great woman
Listen her!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bottom line is there's nothing "too good to be true" about these two. They're exploiting their kids for profit–and for their own egos. No matter how much "good" they think they're doing, they're still selling their children. A wrong doesn't make a right. Frankly, it's disgusting and they will have one helluva lot to answer to when those kids are grown.
Re: Prom – Come on, they don't sell their kids!
They don't use them.
They give love and they got lots of money.
The kids, maddox, pax and zahara will have a better life than staying in an orphanage, right?!!!!
I've been adopted by a wonderful woman, I've been really lucky and I'm happy those kids got that luck!!!!!!!!!
God bless ya all, Brangelina's family!
oh it's not our fault if americans can't afford having kids!
blame your bloody government you voted for
Angelina ia a MOTHER WHORE !!!!!
Angelina ia a MOTHER WHORE !!!!!
Angelina ia a MOTHER WHORE !!!!!
Angelina ia a MOTHER WHORE !!!!!
Angelina ia a MOTHER WHORE !!!!!
Angelina ia a MOTHER WHORE !!!!!
Angelina ia a MOTHER WHORE !!!!!
Angelina ia a MOTHER WHORE !!!!!
Angelina ia a MOTHER WHORE !!!!!
Angelina ia a MOTHER WHORE !!!!!
Angelina ia a MOTHER WHORE !!!!!
Angelina ia a MOTHER WHORE !!!!!
Angelina ia a MOTHER WHORE !!!!!
Angelina ia a MOTHER WHORE !!!!!
Angelina ia a MOTHER WHORE !!!!!
Angelina ia a MOTHER WHORE !!!!!
too good to be true? are you serious? she's a homewrecking whore and he's a cheating bastard. not to mention their kids are bastards too.
Re: jenn – Yes! And he calls other women like Sienna Miller a slut and a skank for fucking a married man…..what do you think Angelina did? And he calls other kids of unmarried parents bastards….well what are Brangelina's kids then?
Re: Richi – Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"in the US people stay in hospital for a few days"? try a day for vaginal delivery, and 2 for c-section…3, tops!
health care for most in the U.S. sucks, big time.
Angelina is a whore. Go away!
Oh, the bastard twins have been born!
Who gives a shit about these two with their ugly bastard children! Angelina comes off like some sort of a saint. She is a WHORE!
Re: AK – Perfectly stated!!!!
#4 Re: stacy –
Who gives a rip about this b-list home wrecking 'actress' and her over hyped sperm donor. yawn
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Well actually millions care. No homewrecker here either. No kids involved and old Manniston obviously had no interest in children after five years of marriage. Now Brad has what he wanted, a lovely family.
Stay in hospital for 3 days here in the US? Honey, you pop out the kid and you're OUT within 24 hours. In Europe, you stay in for practically a week after giving birth. In the US, you might as well be on a conveyor belt.
why do a few people always mention jennifer aniston? Yes, she must have some feelings every time she sees pictures of them. Who wouldn't after what happened. I have not seen her looking for the cameras eveytime her ex Husband is in the paper with his girlfriend. I see the rags trying to find her and look for something wrong. I am amazed that Perez has restrained himself and not badmouthed her as much as usual.
Re: JB – i'm no big fan of this "collector" either…i think it fills her up, and not in a good way…she was a cutter for years…that occurs when the person feels devoid of anything and cuts to "feel something"…etc…and some women collect romantic conquests to fill them up, some need to constantly be preggars to feel that sense of being "there" (she apparently does both!)…it'll all come tumbling down someday, when she can no longer bear children, or Brad gets tired of being sheppard to an increasingly growing hoard of kids…then we'll see the "black hole of need" that is angelina jolie…as she consumes and collects some other poor woman's man…another notch on your belt, eh?
Yes Brad and Angelina are giving people just as soon they give the 20 mil to charity they will also give the new twins to their nannies. Do you think these 2 people can actually take care of newborn twins by themselves let alone a total of 6 kids under age 6.
OMG make it go away already! stop with the new threads reitarating the same information as the past 3 threads! Anything for hits I suppose. But seriously, for two people that want privacy and pretend to hate the papz in their business they certainly know how to put on a show. Let's see, the US wouldn't have even known that she was in the hospital if it weren't for a press conference stating the fact. She flew in by helicopter, so how would the papz even know she was there? We also wouldn't have seen the birth certificate or found out the specifics of the babies without the "2nd press conference". Talk about starving for attention. She knows how to work the media. Pretend to not be pregnant for a few months, then be evasive about the due date, then withhold the sex of the babies, then act undecided when asked if she's giving birth in France… it's just a bunch of bullshit on Jolie and Pitt's part. I think anyone who didn't have an opinion of them before will certainly have a negative one of them now. They literally work WITH the papz now. With all this attention in France, what was the reason again as to why they wouldn't have the babies in the US? OH that's right , cause her mom was FRENCH CANADIAN!!!!
Yo, yo, yo yo yo….
Hello world, my name is Knox,
My big bros are Pax, and Maddox.
I was born with Viv who so far just squawks,
But we’ll learn how to walks, and then how to talks,
So we can ask, “Why do you gawks?”
To all the peeps when they see our ma who’s a fox,
And when they see our pa, who looks like Goldilocks.
Some say our fam is a bit unorthodox,
When we finger paint we say no to the smocks.
Mad’s hair is wild, he gets to wear mohawks,
There’s caviar and gourmet cheese in Pax’s lunchbox.
Z likes to stack her solid gold blocks,
Another sister just popped up from Shi’s jack-in-the-box.
We do what we want when; we don’t look at the clocks,
We use helicopters just like you use crosswalks,
All eyes are on us but we often outfox,
Still no matter what we do the world loves the aftershocks.
Wherever we go next we will knock off your socks,
Cause we’re the Brangelina Bunch that really really rocks!
Re: Dear – oh please don't wish that psycho back ! Hopefully she was just like a fart in the wind - here and then gone.
wouldn't it be ironic if the jolie-pitts had the anti-christ
I am so sick if hearing about those two low life scum of the earth parents. She is a whore and a c*nt. He is incredibly pathetic. No one really gives a shit about these two. We all want you to blow up. There are more important things in this world besides these two and their bastard children. ANGELIA IS A SKANK!
WHO CARES!!! I HOPE THEY ALL DIE IN A PLANE CRASH!!
Re: tINa – recovering from a c-section has nothing to do with what country ur in…everyone's body is different and everyone recovers at different rates..moron
Re: K –
"Make it go away"? You can't be serious. You are writing the longest commenta on every Angelina threads. You can't live without her, she rules you life. Oh Perez isn't giving you enough JenJen threads? Still dreaming that Brad cares for Jenjen and her poor choices of PR-boyfriends, do we. Well, he's too busy, unlike you and Jennifer.
Re: stacy –
B-list? She won an Oscar.
Homewrecking? What home? You don't mean Aniston/Pitt = they didn't have a home where the heart would have been.