Going To Jail!
Filed under: Khloe Kardashian
Chyna is going to jail!
Our favorite Kardashian, Khloe, the tranny, is heading to the slammer.
And it's her own damn fault!
K.K. was busted for DUI last year and the idiot failed to complete her community service and alcohol education program.
Fool!
Now, she's sentenced to spend 30 days in jail, beginning this Friday.
And, always seizing an opportunity for publicity, big sis Kim is blogging about the incident.
She says:
"Khloe wants you to know she was sentenced to go to jail in regards to her one DUI case last year.
Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved.
I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive! "
At least we can agree on that.
Don't drink and drive.
Drink and be driven!
[Image via WENN.]
Not First.
I heared that she wrote a discreet blog on " C a su al S e ek . Co m " to look for some guys for romance. It is said that she wants to look for short time relationship.
I migh tsound like perez here but I would lick that asshole
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS DOWN SYNDROME!
hi
She got fat.
:-D
Re: djchi – NASTY FUCKTARD!
I might sound like Perez here but I would lick that asshole
PEOPLE said 3 days, not 30.
wow SHES GOING TO GO NUTS IN THERE
OH YEH IM FIRST POST !!!!!!
Another worthless "celebrity" that will do 17 minutes and be released.
is it that hard not to drink and drive? fuckin idiots
not first but damn close.
kardahians suck.
Fucking Fuggly……..WTF
I think she needs some man meat…..
O-bomb-ha suck cock….
Fern is a knob….
9th
#1 Khloe is an idiot
#2 Isn't that the same dress LC wore to the Dark Knight premere last night? how tragic!
THis is why if you live in RANDOLPH COUNTY VOTE YES on the 29!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you don't want me drinking and driving DON"T make me DRIVE to DRINK!!!! Legalise achool it will meen JOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People.com states that she is doing 3 days, not 30.
Haha. Lauren Conrad wore that dress the other day.
hahahahhahahhahahaha
ok, doesn't she look like she's had some work done on her face? her nose looks different… softer
did she lose weight this fatty?
SHIT SHE'S OFF TO JAIL hahahahhaha
maybe she can give up food while in there and she will be the good lookin kardashian when she is released UGLY BITCH have fun!
Re: mk – Oh Perez, Oh mk edition: You spotted it too. She's wearing the same dress that pesky Lauren Conrad wore to the Dark Knight premiere. Why was that girl allowed to that premiere, way to cheapen it.
bitch thought she was above the law, good thing she is going to jail, deserves it. all those stupid rich kids who are famous for being worthless partiers deserve it and more! Looser! PS — great pic of her, she looks like a male version of her sister who wears too much make up!
"Drink and be Driven"
No. Heres an idea, DONT DRINK AT ALL!
I cant stand people who think being drunk is fun, when they just look like assholes.
Perez is SOOOOOO late on this one!!
she needs a nose job, asap.
THREE days! not 30!
It's only 3 days. I think PEOPLE is more reliable than you!
Re: Ash – you don't have to be drunk to get a DUI that would be why its called Driving Under the Influace not Driving While DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!! You could have two glasses of wine and be over I have seen people go to a nice dinner out have two glasses of wine and then drive they arn't drunk but shouldn't be driving!
Wow, her initial sentence "alcohol education and Caltrans trash pick up" sounds like a breeze. Why didn't she just do that? Jail, yuk. Bad choice girl. Not even worth the publicity.
Wow. That is a horrible picture of her.
And shes my favorite!
Um, I thought I heard 3 days. Not 30?
even if she were to do the whole time unlike britney, nicole…..shell only end up doin 21 days for good behavor n get off scott free wit no probatin n what not……shes a tuff bitch she can handle it (= hopefully shell do the hwole time i dont get why celebs get special treatment…nick hogans doin his time!
so, is it 3 or 30…do the freaking corrections!
ahahah i'm not surprised she's in jail again.
she actually is a tranny :S
She is boxer,that's her nose so much deformed ?
Perez, can't you stop the dickweed in item #2 from soliciting your fans for a thinly disguised escort service..I am so sick of them baiting people on EVERY celebrity gossip website with LIES and false "insider" information. They, along with the 1st!!! assholes are making it harder each day to log on to your site without dreading these idiots bloging. Stop them or i'm OUT!
isn't that same dress LC wore to the batman premier last nite…Hey Ambuler! Digging through my Laundry?
I LOVE IT!! Hopefully she will become somebody's bitch in jail. Those girls are complete white trash with money.
MORE LIKE 30 MINUTES KNOWING HOW THE JAILS IN L.A. WORK WHEN IT COMES TO CELEBRITIES.
People like this are as dumb as shit. It's like no, if you are convicted of something and ordered to do something, you have to do it. When you are dealing with the cops, judges, etc., it is a yes mamn no sir situation. It's like the french fry granny who got arrested in my town for not pulling her car up into a waiting space when a cop behind her asked her to when she was waiting for her fries without salt. When a cop tells you to do something, you do it, unless it is blatently wrong.
Mario must be a closet tranny
this knucklehead Khloe is voting for Obama
Re: 30? – yeah but TMZ says 30 days. This just goes to show you how slow Perez is on the gossip. I read this yesterday about noon on other websites.
hey perez thats the same dress that LC was wearing at the Dark Knight premiere last night. Ha that's funny
guess she thought that no one would pick it up. Stuff like this will be picked up eventually. what was she doing that she could not complete the community service? how long can the education part be? Still think that she should do the community service, let these psuedo celebrities see where they could be very shortly. Let them work for us lowly people. This isn't just for Khloe, but eveyone of them who thinks they are above the law. Problem is, if she goes to a county jail, it will be overcrowded and she will be let go in a few days.
What exactly makes her a "celebrity"???????????? Her sister was friends with Paris Hilton and that's what makes her a celebrity??? The whole family is a bunch of attention whores who just take up space on this planet. Sheesh.
Lauren Conrad had this SAME dress on last night at the Batman Movie!!!! Skanks
Looks like her and LC from the hills share the same taste in clothes, LC wore the same dress to the Batman premiere.
They should arrest whomever did the horrible boob job on her…
Ewww, her face looks pushed in, like someone took a very large and very heavy cast-iron frying pan and with all their might hit her right in the middle of the face. Then they hit her with an ugly stick many many time over until they achieved the desired ugliness.
so i find it TOTALLY HILARIOUS that the kardashian's would devote a whole show to reliving the experience of khlomazon's DUI, but stupid B "forgot" to complete her community service and education program?
seriously, THIS is what we think is a good role model? THIS is what america thinks is a sane family? they're a pathetic group of insipid, insular sycophants.
i wish everyone in this country would stop calling these stripper whores "celebrities" just because they have a show on E. give it up, people.
She should be put in jail just for being SO DAMN FAT! Have some honor!!
MAN IS THIS BITCH UGLY…..SERIOUSLY LAY OFF THE LV FOR A WEEK AND GET SURGERY ON THAT NOSE WHICH JUST ABOUT THE SAME SIZE AS HER FAT ASS.
Wait, so that is kim's sister? Did she get eaten by a fat troll?
Her sister, Kim, has little room to talk. They are all bunch of spoiled brats and skanks. If I had all their money, I would have went to college and got a great education. She probably won't even do time in jail.
WHAT THE F*K HAPPENED TO HER NOSE, HER MOUTH AND HER CHEEKBONES?????????????!!! CANT BE HAPPY ?! … THEY DO A REALITY SHOW AND THEY WANT TO BE DIVAS RIGHT AWAY… SCARY DIVAS I MAY SAY…
SHE LOOKS COMPLETELY HORRIBLE… DONT KNOW WHAT SHE DID TO HER FACE, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SOME ONE BIT HER UP, AND THEN DID HER MAKE UP!!
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez you're such a jealous bitch. Her cheeks are not matching her forehead AT ALL!! Still love her
Why is this fugly piece of pork famous? She and her sister? These two self-absorbed, cock-eating sluts drive me crazy. Get over yourselves. Your daddy was famous; you ain't worth shit! Ew…..she's fucking disgusting. In the words of the immortal George Carlin, "I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!!"
Even though most of the time she looks like a tranny, Khloe is the best out of that f'd up family!
I can't figure out who this heifer looks more like—Elvis or Sylvester Stallone.
What's all the busy-ness going on around her nose and mouth?
Drink and be driven—just what does that mean….????
I think I kinda like the notion of drinking, then being driven,….by the right man.
www.people.com. says that she will be sentenced to jail for 3 days NOT 30 :S
Again, the entire Kardashian "fame" is beyond me.
Don't get it .. just a few more people hitting celebrity status - simply for being famous - without any noticeable talent or purpose.
Go to jail - like anyone else who isn't famous would have to do.
Lindsay and Nicole did about 80 minutes at Twin Towers? KK'll probably only do about 20 minutes at the Twin Towers. Will this mean she's off probation?
Best news ever! I love it! Only thing better would be if Kim went too. That would make my life complete!
Did she have facial surgery or something..her lip/nose is so odd looking.
She looks like Chyna Doll…tranny.
obviously kim got the looks in that brood…and talk about silly - 3 days? which will probably be reduced to 24hrs or less…i wonder whose payroll the judge in her case is on…
Khloe is too "important" to do community service but she's going to be content with going to jail? Yeah, right! She was expecting her family to buy her freedom. She's just another skank with alcohol in her tank, ready to kill someone's mother/father/sister/brother because she's too "good" for everyday laws. Hopes she gets bedbugs and crabs in the slammer.
I feel bad for anyone in California who gets a DUI and whose blood alcohol level is less than 0.10% - FYI that is really not intoxicated for people who are huge. The laws are too strict here and there are not enough means for public transport for people to get to bars and back home, especially in a culture like ours where alcohol is involved in every occasion of our life (happy or sad) - change the law dumbasses
what's up with that schnoz!
her new nose is weird looking!
she looks like a Picasso painting and I dont mean in a "good" way.
Re: becky – AGREED fatass driving drunk lose some weight
"becky says – She should be put in jail just for being SO DAMN FAT! Have some honor!!"
hahahhahahahah best comment ever
I don't know anything about this chick…but something makes me want to punch her in the face!
THAT came out of nowhere. TOO BAD her show isn't shooting…if it was, that would make an interesting episode!
What is up with her face. Did she have work done?
what is wrong with her nose!!!?
ha ha ha!
I hate it when the gays call girls tranny's …you know they are not and the fact is yes maybe thier look would be easy for a guy to duplicate, but it's the guys thing…woman are just woman and quit trying to put them in your world.Just cause someone is tall and has strong features does not mean she has a dick tucked up her ass and fake tits,wigs and a beard peaking thru.She IS a woman,tranny's are not.That baldwin brother is a tranny…Boy george is a tranny.Let's quit bashing on people for how they look naturally, if someone goes out of thier way to invite hate, sure…bring it if you must
Re: CelebrityGossipGirl – I know; wish they'd show her in jail on Keeping Up With the Kardashians!
Going to jail for DUI probation violations……so 2007!!
she is kinda manly looking in her face. weird
now if she will agree and admit that big ole fake butt is NOT real, then maybe she will be taken more serious…. and is she prejudiced against armanian men?
women stop bending over … its looks like i may be fu*king a cow from the back!
I really liked her too!!! She "acted" on the show like this DUI was such a huge deal and she really learned her lesson. What an idiot–all she had to do was sit through a few classes and help other people for a few hours and she was home free! Ass. Whatev–she'll cry about it and then be there for 3 hours. They totally made an example of Paris and losers like Khloe, LiLo, and Nicole Ritchie don't have to do shit.
ugh… what a tranny
I like Khloe and too bad she's going to jail..but that's going to teach her and others a lesson
This is why parents should set up consequences for kids that don't obey. If you don't, they turn into "big boys and girls" who STILL think that punishments don't stick.
This is why parents should set up consequences for kids that don't obey. If you don't, they turn into "big boys and girls" who STILL think that punishments don't stick.
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DO NOT EAT
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RUN
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DRINK CAFFINATED NON CALORIC BEVERAGES
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EAT ALTOIDS TO STARVE OFF HUNGER
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EXERCISE REGULARLY AND MORE
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ONLY FRUITS SALADS AND VEGGIES
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TAKE ADDERALL, DEXADRINE, DIDREX, PHENTERAMINE
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YOU FATTY FAT FUCKS
she.will.always.be.superior.to.you
YOU FAT PIGS
start today!!
30 days in jail? In L.A. County? Are you kidding? That means she'll be released after serving about an hour and a half. L.A. criminal justice is a total joke.
this dress gives her no waistline. where does her waist end and her hips begin? we shall never know.
what the fuck happened to her face? i dont remember it looking like that on the show!
It disgusts me that people even think about drinking and driving. My 3 yr. old daughter was killed this past October in a DUI. The man who hit us had a blood alcohol level of .16 and is now serving 24 yrs. in prison. Too bad celebrities just get a slap on the wrist.
All cars need to have interlock devices in them… I wish the government was interested in that instead of the "big digital tv change in 2009."
OMGA that's awful! Good luck to her
looks like she has cocaine nose
Honestly, Khloe is annoying ! If you ever watch the show; she is just not a pleasant person. She is obviously jealous of her sisters..and I can see why..she is not attractive. If you have seen pictures when she was much younger; you would be surprised. I just don't like her attitude; which makes her ugly.
Hey guys leave me step-sister alone. It's not her fault she's all fucked up looking. I still can't believe my dad married into that gypsy looking family. Did I tell you her brother, Steve, is going to play Osama Bin Laden in a movie. They look exactly alike.