Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Chyna is going to jail!
Our favorite Kardashian, Khloe, the tranny, is heading to the slammer.
And it's her own damn fault!
K.K. was busted for DUI last year and the idiot failed to complete her community service and alcohol education program.
Now, she's sentenced to spend 30 days in jail, beginning this Friday.
And, always seizing an opportunity for publicity, big sis Kim is blogging about the incident.
"Khloe wants you to know she was sentenced to go to jail in regards to her one DUI case last year.
Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved.
I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive! "
At least we can agree on that.
Don't drink and drive.
Drink and be driven!
[Image via WENN.]