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"Chatty burglar overstays welcome, gets arrested"

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Chatty burglar overstays welcome, gets arrested

WINNSBORO, Texas - An apparently intoxicated suspect chatted with a burglary victim long enough for officers to arrive and arrest him, authorities said.

John Michael Baker, 25, of Winnsboro was jailed Friday on bond totaling $59,500, the Wood County Sheriff's Office said.

Baker was charged with burglary of a habitation and burglary of a vehicle. He was also wanted and charged in Franklin County with being a felon in possession of a firearm, possession of marijuana and burglary of habitation, a jailer told The Associated Press.

Jail records did not list an attorney for Baker.

Sheriff's Chief Deputy Debbie Foster said a woman saw a man breaking into her home, and she called her husband.

The husband hurried home and saw Baker making his getaway. He called 911 before heading over to talk to the suspect, whom he knows. The men chatted by the side of the road until deputies arrived.

Foster told the Tyler Morning Telegraph that Baker was "pretty intoxicated."



22 comments to “Headline of the Week Weak”

  1. jadmk says – reply to this
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    lolfacefdf

  2. 2

    lol omg how dumb

  3. hfsou says – reply to this
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    I heared this news earlier on " C a su al S e ek . Co m ". Many discreet news and discreet videos can be found on it.

  4. 4

    What an idiot!

  5. first says – reply to this
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    First! Finally!

  6. h says – reply to this
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    crazy man

  7. Jo says – reply to this
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    knob

  8. baker says – reply to this
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    HA

  9. 9

    old story

  10. QUE? says – reply to this
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    What relation to the Spears family is this tool again? He's an uncle, right?

  11. Jayda says – reply to this
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    That's funny. I think I'm in the top ten!! YIPPPEEE!!

  12. Me says – reply to this
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    HaHa! Fucking Dumbass

  13. 13

    Just goes to show you that crime doesn't pay.

  14. erica says – reply to this
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    This guy must be WHITE cause if he was BLACK his picture would be all up on here!!! WHERE IS the PICK?????

  15. 15

    craziness!

  16. 16

    lol

  17. aj says – reply to this
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    Re: hfsou – burn in hell you piece of shit foreign spammer.

  18. 18

    hhaa you totally googled that picture

  19. U R D says – reply to this
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    FIRST OF ALL ERICA, its PIC not PICK. learn to spell

  20. jorda says – reply to this
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    typical east texans.

  21. amand says – reply to this
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    Re: erica – wow… some idiot managed to make this hilarious story into a racial issue… erica, you wouldn't happen to be black yourself, wouldja?

  22. Lilly says – reply to this
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    I am from East Texas…and don't appreciate the "typical east texans" comment. You're the dumbass for being that ignorant and stereotyping someone because of where they are from.