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Madonna's shady brother, Christopher, was back on Good Morning America today to pimp out his new tell-all book about her.
Once again, he doesn't say or reveal much.
However, Christopher does claim that Madonna has had a face lift!
Somewhat incredulously, he claims that he thinks his sister will still speak with him in the future. And, he says that he still loves Madonna.
He lives in his own little world!
Click here to check out the ingrate's appearance.
Two Degrees Of Madonna
Who Wore It Better???
Re: FLACJ – Yes- this is true. Do y'all remember when Liz Rosenliar assured the press and the American public that Madonna was definitely not adopting a baby from Malawi?
That is why everyone so believes her now when she says Vadge and Guy aren't on the rocks, and Vadge isn't boning A-Rod hole.
How could any gay person even be remotely moved to spend their hard earned money on any Madonna product after reading this book???? Gays are completely out of her life now. Is she doing that to please Guy too? Never one red cent again!
The idea of shooting a "Sticky and Sweet" load into Madonna's mouth just isn't all that exciting anymore. She's a 50 year old plastic surgery victim. Eeek.
Why do Madonna and Guy keep shitting on gay people?
This is like Donna Summer redux.
In the beginning she brought pop and girlish fun
her image was so easily spun
Props to her, it was a neat trick
to build her career brick by brick
But when she wanted more and MORE
she started comporting as a whore
When she brought us truth or dare
we should have cast a vacant stare
When she brought her book of sex
we should have known to fix a hex
For in her mania and disregard
she became the icon and the bard
For our children and our youth
she was so egocentric and SO uncouth
As her performance mirrored her soul
she indoctinated girls that would use the pole
As a way to prance and preen
on the stage to be obscene
The wreckage she left behind
the raping of the innocent mind
Is something she can not claim
was not the object of her game
She says,Don't cry for me Argentina
what I have left is my "tough" patina
Oh wait, I've had to excoriate
my wrinkes in order to propagate
The fact that I still matter
and I'm not mad as a hatter
But Chris has spoiled all my hopes
that you are chumps and you are dopes
Collective Karma is growing in power
and coming at you like a tsunami shower
to scrub us of your influence
and pummel away your relevance
To all the girls that came behind,
you thought she was cool, you thought she was kind
The fact is what she really did
was to leave you confused and using your Id
As a way to gain your riches
and act like divas and little bitches
So sad to see that her media blitz and talking head Liz may have worked. I see that Chris's media tour may be short lived since Madge will deny access to them if they don't cancel his bookings. It's sadder still for her to NOT realize that she left generations of confused girls. IHey, it's "cool" to be bisexual, it's hip to be an unwed mother, it's fantastic fun to show your body for money and fame, but most of all it's blessed bliss when you dismiss everyone else in your world because they aren't shit to you!
A pox on you Madonna, and I'm sure you have enough hedonistic gays to further your fortunes, but that also furthers your mania, so the joke is on you.
Yeah for negative attention. . .Wacko!
Re: Ter – Liz may be gaining ground temporarily- but the public is so bewitched by Christopher and his book!!! They want MORE CHRISTOPHER!
The groundswell will be so strong that not even the almightly Liz Rosenberg will be able to sabotage Christopher's media bookings anymore.
I'm getting bored of all the haters hating and all the M lovers loving it's too extreme, what we do know is M cut CC off the payroll because he was hooked on drink and crack!, would anyone continue to work with a mess like that ?, M created the monster when she stopped giving him money for his GHB, I'm sure the books a good read but CC would have been wacked when all the best bits happened !
Re: hmm – Can you imagine how much cock Christopher got over the years using the "I'm Madonna's brother" line?
WOW MADONNA BROTHER IS A BIG LOSER DUDE…SELLING YOUR SISTER, I WOULD NEVER BUY THAT BOOK…SHAME ON YOU CHRIS……
Madonna sure comes across as one rich miserable lonely loser who doesn't know who she is and sure can't please a man. 3 kids - 3 different fathers. Doesn't sound like such a big success to me.
What are you moaning about Hilton? He's just doing what you do every single day except he managed to get a book deal out of it!!
I AM BECAUSE WE ARE all in need of publicity, Mary!
Re: FELLA – Vadge's massive cheekbone implants weren't exactly subtle.
Vadge uses Vicks to get her Vag vibes goin'
Re: Vicks – She's a total Vaggot! So's her douche husband.
Christopher will be on SHOWBIZ TONIGHT this evening talking about the Homophobic Enabler Madonna.
I love Madonna…she is a WONDERFUL, INSPIRING LEO just like me. No MATTER what FAMILY NEVER EVER DOES THIS!!!! Madge, cut all ties forever…loyalties should ALWAYS be with YOU no matter what.
Was a fan of Madonna but after reading the book , I have no respect for her what so ever how can she blow out her own grandmother with all the money she earns. I feel sorry for her brother and respect him for speaking the truth I always knew there was some truth behind his allegations. Madonna is not even that loyal to her gay fans anymore we are only there to finance her tour I think I will join team Janet at least she has advocated gay rights and has talent..
Re cock: yeah I can, and she probable knew that he was using that line !!!
Say what's yours like ? haha
I remember her brother from the documentary Truth or Dare and even then he seemed bitter. I guess if I'd been hearing either "your sister's hot!" or "you're sister's a skank!" my entire life, I'd resent it too.
Still, you've got to really hate your sister to publish a tell-all book about her.