Remember The Assless Shorts???

Filed under: Gisele Bundchen

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We all loved that photo shoot in Malibu a few months back, and now…

Here are the results!

Gisele Bundchen gets cheeky in the new issue of V magazine.

CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored assless shot as well as HIGHlights from the interview.

- Only Mario [Testino] could make me take those pictures. Ah! The only person that can get me to do stuff like this is Mario. You know what he’s like…

- When I was 14 years old I did this job because it was a way to make money and help my parents out. It happens that I’ve been successful. Now I’m 27 and I keep doing it because it works for me. I remember the paparazzi when I moved to L.A. in 2000. I used to smoke, so maybe a picture of me would come out where I’m smoking and I would be like, “Oh no, my mother is going to kill me.” But I didn’t know that picture was taken; I didn’t feel invaded. Now they sit in front of my house all day. The first thing in the morning is them this close to me. And if you touch them they yell that they’re going to sue. Believe me, if I had my way I would go around punching people.

- I remember when I was a kid and how I was inspired. I read stories about Gandhi and world leaders—they were amazing. What are the kids aspiring to be in American culture? I worry about having children.

- People don’t want to become good people now. They want to become famous. Whatever they have to do for that they’ll do. The media should take more responsi-bility for what it’s creating.

- Okay, let me tell you something: I’ve been a model for ten years and I don’t have a publicist. I am the only person I know that does not have one. Do you know why? Because I don’t want them to talk about me. For my job I need an agent. Where am I going? What time is my flight? Who am I working with? That’s what I need to know. I have nothing to say to people who gossip about me. The more I talk, the more I feed into this craziness that I don’t want to be associated with.

- I work in fashion but I’m not really a fashion person. I don’t follow trends. I couldn’t tell you which designer made that shoe or that bag. I like jeans. I like comfortable clothes. I’m all for feeling good in what you wear. I don’t do shows anymore, so I don’t even know who is doing what now. I do my job, which is to make the clothes look like they’re supposed to, and to interpret what the photographer, designer, and stylist want in a picture.

- Look, I just think that everybody deals with their demons in different ways, and everybody finds a different way to express their frustrations. I’m a fortunate person. This job has given me a lot of opportunities—I speak five languages, know half the world, meet very interesting people, and I’m 27 years old and financially independent. So I’m not going to spit on the plate that feeds me. When I go to a job people are relying on me. Everyone—from the hair person to the caterer to the stylist—is there to do a job, and if I screw it up I’m screwing up twenty people’s day. That’s not fair. Who am I to do that? I just do what is expected of me and become the persona they want. When I’m there I’m not Gisele—’cause believe me I have opinions about everything—I’m a canvas. I’ve accepted that.

- The other day at the airport I stopped to buy a magazine—I like design magazines, like Architectural Digest—and saw this little girl, maybe 15, who had five magazines, all gossip magazines! I wanted to ask her mother, “Why is your daughter reading this garbage? What do you think it’s going to inspire your daughter to be in her life?”

- I have a line of flip-flops in Brazil [with Ipanema], and in the last three years we’ve been donating proceeds to protect local water sources and replant forests. Look, I have a huge concern for so many other things going on in the world. I paid for a study about violence that is being edited into a book at the end of the year; we researched for three and a half years with fifty sociologists. While everyone is going around saying crazy things about my life I’m concerned with the destruction of our planet. Why don’t they talk about that? Or, forget about what I’m doing altogether, why don’t they talk about what’s going on in the environment in these magazines?

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    Posted: Jul 15, 2008 at 3:45 pm / Email this  »

    198 comments to “Remember The Assless Shorts???”

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    1. al says – reply to this


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      great!

    2. me says – reply to this


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      HAHA…how much did she have to stick it out/photoshop it to make it look like she actually has an ass! poor thing makes millions and can't even feed herself?!? how does that work? EAT SOMETHING DAMMIT!



    3. 103

      SHE IS BLESSED!! MAN, I WAS DEALT A BAD CARD! :(

    4. ... says – reply to this


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      wow, i knew i liked her, she seems humble, but now im like in love, she is so awsome, we need more celebs who take the attention off of themselves and gear it toward something that is meaningful. She's got her shit together.. amazing beautiful person, she is stunning but her personality might outshine that

    5. Cambe says – reply to this


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      Her body is like a little boys with too much tanner on it. I don't get it, she looks a bit like a preying mantis.

    6. tony says – reply to this


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      Now I see a living barbie doll, so plastic looking..

    7. anon says – reply to this


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      Love the interview - intelligent and she has a good perspective. Hate the pictures - they are trashy and don't give the same vibe as the point that she was trying to get across.

    8. Alice says – reply to this


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      Boy, oh boy, just listen to all the ugly, obese American women. Gisele turds in the toilet looks better than all of you. German women wherever they are, are naturally tall, willowy and physically fit. Go to McDonald's butter butt face Americans and stuff yourselves.

    9. David says – reply to this


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      I just don't get what's so special about this woman.

    10. kerri says – reply to this


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      i think she is the ugliest model out there. she looks like a man and not even an overly attractive man. her boyfriends ex is much prettier and more feminine and likely not as full of herself (and for no reason). honestly - not impressed or intimidated when i see her. she's looks like a freak.

    11. RJII says – reply to this


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      garbage fashion. horse head model. she's got a body, but that horse face is so big and Mr. Ed.

    12. Beth says – reply to this


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      Why has she borrowed brooke hogan's assless chaps?

    13. Pigs says – reply to this


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      Jealousy is so sad and pathetic coming from pigs.

    14. Gay says – reply to this


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      She could steal the boyfriends and husbands of all of you envious bitches at the drop of a hat.

    15. Lein says – reply to this


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      kerri, you are a typical fat, gross, American with a fat, gross boyfriend who beats you every night and day. You stupid filthy swine cunt.

    16. LMC says – reply to this


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      Why do you post ANYTHING on this fugly "woman"??? She is the most annoying person in the public eye.

    17. Karen says – reply to this


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      Alice you're a freak too. german woman end up being square shouldered, weathered, ugly monsters with the most unflattering disgusting accents ever. and no honey i'm not american or fat or ugly. i'm actually candian, tall, thin and stop men in their tracks when they pass me and that my friend, is not an exaggeration. but, nice try. you total loser

    18. Prey says – reply to this


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      Germans are best at everything.

    19. To Le says – reply to this


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      actually i am far from that description - i am average height, thin, hot, blond, blue eyed, tight athletic build with nice boobs whose boyfriend is a total hottie who loves me every day. and why i even wrote that back to you is beyond me. your name says it all. later loser! i've got a life to get to! big hug though for the real ugly out there. xo!

    20. pener says – reply to this


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      oh lord is that her fat vag hanging out?

    21. ok says – reply to this


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      oh lourdes is that her fat vag hanging out?

    22. Blunt says – reply to this


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      Holy shit, why can't all girls look like this? Gisele's ass was sculpted by God himself. If she had a little more tit and was a little prettier in the face, she'd be a super 10.

    23. Mangi says – reply to this


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      She looks like a fucking man in drag!!!!! The 1st shot, her face is very masculine!!!! Where's the beard?????

    24. perez says – reply to this


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      Brook Hogan already wore that outfit

    25. L says – reply to this


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      What a meaningful contribution to society.

    26. lala says – reply to this


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      The hookers in the Red Hook section of Brooklyn call this look their uniform. There's no difference between hookers and models anyhoot.

    27. VL says – reply to this


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      The clothes…or shreds are simply HIDEOUS - Like she wonders why mothers would let their daughters read gossip mags….I wonder how a mother could let their daughter dress and get photographed in this shit get up…I mean c'mon. I don't care how old or who you Gazelle…you look skank in the clothes. Porn star fashion.

    28. Beth says – reply to this


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      She might just be the perfect woman.

    29. Danny says – reply to this


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      hey fatso, what the fuck…you can't show her ass on your main page??? they show your fat face on every page and you're an ass…whats the deal????? you hump

    30. Maria says – reply to this


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      Shes gorgey,

    31. Anne- says – reply to this


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      I didn't know Brooke Hogan had a clothing line.

    32. P. says – reply to this


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      wow, she has a really good head on her shoulders. she sounds intelligent!

    33. dania says – reply to this


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      giselle is demeaning women enough with her victoria's secret modeling , but isn't this a little much ? She's trashy no matter how much makeup or how much weight you make her put on and lose.

    34. pingu says – reply to this


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      Those are the ugliest clothes I have seen in a long time. Someone should get Giselle out of them and just set fire to all those outfits.

    35. The b says – reply to this


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      She complains - as all the beautiful people do - that no one is interested in the things that are really important to her. Sorry, but who wants to hear your opinion when your ass his hanging out of your pants. You want to be taken seriously? Put your ass back in your pants and take all of your future money and do SOMETHING worthwhile with it. You don't need anymore money as you are ALREADY independent. I challenge the bitch to do something worthwhile with HER life.

    36. goawa says – reply to this


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      "I'm a canvas"! Shut the fuck up!

    37. tripp says – reply to this


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      she is gorgeous. i don't know how she does it.

    38. Eugen says – reply to this


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      Why people is not talking about Heidi Klum that has kids with two different guys (the first was definetely a classic gold digger case), the second and third, I do not know.
      Gisele is great! She just doesnt care about being famous or being with somebody famous. She does a lot of charity in Brazil and she is totally into her family.
      Too bad for you all… she is rich and she is hot. Stop expecting people to help you… if she does be grateful because there are not many people willing to do that, especially famous!

    39. Eugen says – reply to this


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      How sad see so many jealousy haterss….
      She might be ugly and look like a man, but fashion industry thinks she worth 25 million a year. I guess you all have better judgment thastolen Tom n all those people who make billions of dollar to decide who look good and who does not. About the tacky pictures….. it is just a job, she got paid (very well) to do that. She do not choose the clothes or the poses… she is guided! I was a model I know how it works.
      She might have Brad from his ex. Elizabeth Taylor did the same thing at least two times (Eddie Fisher, and Richard Burton) and they were married at that time. Angelina Jolie got pregnant of Brad Pitt when he was still married to Jen Aniston. Guess what nobody cares… thats their life. Gisele might be better on bed (most of brazilians are!), like Angelina was, and Taylor was too.
      Regarding how bad is her english…. too bad, she can get her point across… but I wanna see whoever wrote that comment saying a phrase on at least 2 idioms.

    40. erika says – reply to this


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      no boobs, no butt…no big deal & man-lookin, i might add

    41. alina says – reply to this


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      sexiest woman aliveeeeeee (:

    42. adria says – reply to this


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      Thats not her VA JAY JAY peaking out is it? I have never liked her, too stuck up looking, Leo did good to be rid of her.

    43. Kirst says – reply to this


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      She stole those assless chap/jeans from Brooke Hogan!!!

    44. ana says – reply to this


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      she is def one handsome woman! when you look at her, all you remember afterwards is the body. At least with Bridget you cant take your eyes off of her face (and yes i have seen her in person- and she is beautiful unlike Giselle)
      she needs to dress like this so we give her a second look.
      and it is utterly amusing how she is angry when 'youngsters' look at her in a tabloid throwing out the garbage, because she views that as 'unhealthy' yet she poses with basically everything out in a tasteless photo shoot for the money, so her point is what? if she gets paid then its ok, but otherwise its a bad influence on young America? what a hypocrite!

    45. ranie says – reply to this


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      Re: Lein (the cunt)
      your a dolt

    46. Rae says – reply to this


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      she's soooooooo right. and she's so lucky to have the opportunities that she does, and she's taking them! but i do love to read my perez ;-)

    47. poop says – reply to this


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      Cheatriots SUCK!!!!! Gisel might have a nice ass, but Bridget M has Tom Brady's baby! HAAAA!!

    48. fl says – reply to this


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      Ha ha listen to all you bitter jealous women (just guessing). gisele is a high fashion model, she was doing her job and there is a reason why she is the highest paid model out there. she is professional and smart. not to mention gorgeous!

    49. LOL says – reply to this


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      I know! Maybe she's trying to tell Bridget that she can kiss her skinny bitch of an ass! I can't wait to see the TOm Brady and Gisele in a sex tape!

    50. karen says – reply to this


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      She is beutiful and smart !!!

    51. Keven says – reply to this


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      Gostoza, inteligente, guapisima, maja, divertida, preciosa, cariñosa. Gisele.

    52. kdjkd says – reply to this


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      She's smart and she has a nice ass, but it's kind of hard to take her serious with her ass in my face. If she is so passionate about more serious thing, maybe she should find herself another career.

    53. grate says – reply to this


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      Exactly the kind of girl every young man wants to take home to meet the folks.

    54. Kate says – reply to this


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      I Love Gisele
      she`s a very smart,beuatiful minded person
      Perez`s gossip is fun and on internet
      so lets stop buying stupid magazines to save some trees!
      and read about more important things to learn something usefull

    55. hilla says – reply to this


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      I love her! SHe is a very bright, stable and has black & white opinions which i think is GREAT! You never hear what people really think. She is going to Marry Tom Brady. She is perfect for him. They are very much alike in their beliefs. She is an old fashioned girl down deep. GOod for her and him! More power to them both - I hope he ends up with her.

    56. stupi says – reply to this


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      this is a stupid shoot.

    57. dud says – reply to this


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      Yes we al really love these phtos, and really like her ass. Its much better than her face!

    58. Katie says – reply to this


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      FIIIIIEEEERRRCCEEE!!!!!!!

      Love her! Although, I'm not too sure about these interview answers because I remember hearing some of them awhile ago. Oh well, she's still the BEST THING EVER!



    59. 159

      her pluh pluh looks all prickly and flappy. What is that? How did she get her jeans like that?

    60. steph says – reply to this


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      Re: cmax – dumbass thats her panties

    61. Rickj says – reply to this


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      Klackity Klack Klack. I can see her pie!!!!!! NICE.

    62. LuLu says – reply to this


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      What is she holding in her hand in that ass shot?? Is that someone's hair? A dog? A Tribble???

    63. sum says – reply to this


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      that is the TACKIEST photoshoot.
      she is SO JUDGEMENTAL and HYPOCRITICAL — she feeds into the same industry and media that she shoots down- either be a model and shut up, or dont be a model and say those things about the industry– YOU CAN'T DO BOTH.

      and she's NOT CUTE.

    64. elcla says – reply to this


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      she stole brooke hogan's pants.

    65. robin says – reply to this


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      I bet alot of dick's have been up that ass.

    66. Hope says – reply to this


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      She looks like A MAN and what's even GROSS is that Tom Brady picked her over his baby's mama which is way more beautiful than Gisele Bundchen!!!



    67. 167

      In the last pic is she wearing panties or does she have a yellow Hoohaa?

    68. Angry says – reply to this


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      If my ass looked like that, I'd wear those shorts too!

    69. linda says – reply to this


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      Bruno #99

      Many American are against what is happening in Iraq.
      Government doesn't always equal the people's voice.

      Gisele is beautiful and very smart.

    70. hster says – reply to this


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      I want to play butt bongo fiesta with those cheeks.

    71. lydia says – reply to this


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      i wish i was that tan

    72. dante says – reply to this


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      hott!

    73. Bela says – reply to this


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      I'm 14 and it's undeniably inspiring to read about famous figures who value more than just their own pay check. She's a wonderful woman.

    74. Valer says – reply to this


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      Never used to care about her but this interview really is something I'd like to read more often coming from influent personalities. It is a simple message but full of common sense… She's inspired me somehow with her frankness. We need more down to hearth personalities who have other concerns than their own insipid lives…

    75. Monic says – reply to this


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      Wish my a$$ looked like that !

    76. cholo says – reply to this


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      TOM BRADY is really a lucky bastard to have her….

    77. Snick says – reply to this


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      Rockin' bod but HORSE FACE FROM HELL!!! She's bad luck/karma - went to the Oscars back in '05 with Leo when they dated and he lost to Jamie Foxx. She went to the Super Bowl this year to see pretty boy Toothpaste Model Tom Brady play and he lost to the Giants!! Her nose is huuuuuuuuuge!

    78. Paty says – reply to this


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      She said all those good things and still people here are only talking about the pics. So lame. I think that´s the problem…americans have Tyra Banks…only interested in making money and look up to her. And then Gisele comes and say all this interesting stuff and people are just saying how bad or good she looks.

      The youth is just lost.

    79. Heath says – reply to this


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      She's wearing Brooke Hogan's Assless Jean Chaps!

    80. asha says – reply to this


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      Lets talk about sex with Reality Bedroom.

    81. Loo N says – reply to this


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      This all sounds all very well and lovely until after I'm reading I'm hit in the face with HER ASS CHEEKS. Don't talk to me about a 15 year old girl buying gossip magazines when your ass is out there for every kid to see. It is the height of hypocrisy. If she was as really smart as she thinks she is, she would also know the paps and gossip magazines keep her in her rotten crap clothes. And another thing, why does that model show with Tyra always stress that the model be really into fashion when it is now very clear that none of that is important to anyone. It's like teaching Latin in school. No one cares about your fashion sense, it's all about your body you 'effing praying mantis.

    82. what says – reply to this


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      What in the world is she doing wearing Brooke Hogan's chaps?

    83. bridg says – reply to this


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      Um hello!! The girl she spoke of was picking up GOSSIP mags..not fashion mags! Theres nothing wrong with fashion…the problem she is speaking of is what is important in society today, when some lame,unmarried couple staying in France births twins,it makes international news…The focus in this country is so wrong and messed up. Instead of caring about things that matter,like our childrens future, people are obsessed with worthless celebrities lives. Gisele is not saying people should listen to her..she doesn't want attention for herself..if you read the whole interview, she just wishes people would stop feeding the horrible media machine and concentrate on what really matters. After reading the whole interview..I am actually impressed. She is totally right.

    84. x says – reply to this


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      man i wish i had her ass.. *sigh*

    85. HOMEW says – reply to this


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      Screw this bitch, lets not forget she is a homewrecker and divided a family while Tom Brady and Bridgette Monohan were together and she was pregnant, thats an all time low. She should talk about that in an interview and get over herself. So classy in those Brooke Hogan Ass Chaps UGLY!!!

    86. fapaz says – reply to this


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      A Gisele é linda, é humana! É alguém que faz a diferença para este mundo tão cruel e cheio de gente que critica e não faz MERDA nenhuma. Isso aí Gi. Qua você sempre tenha muita saúde para preservar sua beleza e seu coração. Beijos.

    87. Birdi says – reply to this


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      She's very tall, very thin and is not pretty. I am so sick of the media trying to make more out of someone than they are. If you saw her on the street, you would only notice how tall and thin she is, not how attractive she is. You could go out to your local mall and find gilrls that are more attractive.

    88. Whats says – reply to this


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      Is her cooch hanging out, getting a breath of fresh air in the last photo?



    89. 189

      yummy

    90. Missy says – reply to this


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      OMG this is disgusting!! A)Her clothes, or should I say lack of, are horrendous!! B) The pictures are just all together utterly tasteless, and C) is she in a contest to see who can suck their stomach in the farthest?

    91. Beth says – reply to this


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      Did she borrow the clothes from Brook Hogan?

    92. BiBro says – reply to this


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      Geil :-)

    93. Robbi says – reply to this


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      she's assless indeed,i want bumbum

    94. vitor says – reply to this


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      Lekker ding

      ciao

    95. erik says – reply to this


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      Hmmmmmmmmm but she got no boobs

    96. Dr. V says – reply to this


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      She is a good looking female, excatly what a sound man would love to have. The writers, who do not like her pictures must be large proportioned them self, always those who complaint. Men love you Gisele.

    97. I'm says – reply to this


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      What a fat ass..!!!
      She used to be so slim…
      what a wast of potential…
      :-(

    98. Heidi says – reply to this


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      Re: I'm
      Indeed, that fat chick !!!
      Go on a diet again, please !?!

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