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Back in the Arms of Greasy Bear

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Talk about a DOWNGRADE!

InTouch Weekly reports that Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr and super hot actor Orlando Bloom are over.

And, to make something shittier even more craptastic, the Oz catwalker has rebounded into the arms of her former flame, Brandon "Firecrotch" Davis!

Grossness.

This past Saturday, Greasy Bear and Miranda were spotting locking lips at two New York City clubs.

An eye witless says they were "full on making out" at 1Oak.

Orlando's ex was also spotted kissing Greasy at Beatrice Inn later that night.

"They didn't seem to care who saw," the witness reveals.

Miranda's rep denies the breakup with Orlando, yet the model was overheard telling Brandon about the split.

Davis recently called it quits himself with another Australian model, Cheyenne Tozzi.

An insider says, "Miranda always seems to go to Brandon when she has a fight with Orlando. He's her rebound guy."

How does Greasy pull the chicks?

What doe$ he have that's so appealing to them?

[Image via WENN.]

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    81 comments to “Back in the Arms of Greasy Bear”

    1. Erica says – reply to this


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      1st

    2. mkb says – reply to this


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      first!

    3. elle says – reply to this


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      FIRST???

    4. olivi says – reply to this


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      first!



    5. 5

      ew

    6. Jess says – reply to this


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      OMGOGM FIRST

    7. crimp says – reply to this


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      fiiiiiiiirst!!!!!!!

    8. Jess says – reply to this


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      I ACN FINALLY SAY THAT I IMMEDIATELY POSTED AND LOOKED LIKE A FOOL ON PEREZ HILTON YAY I CAN LIVE MY LIFE

    9. bendy says – reply to this


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      first??

    10. Kendr says – reply to this


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      first!

    11. duh says – reply to this


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      blow

    12. oh says – reply to this


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      dang

    13. linda says – reply to this


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      Yuck!!!!! That guy is such a gross slob, and you couldn't like him for his personality either ’cause he is such a pig!

    14. Mel says – reply to this


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      …maybe a slight resemblance with Elvis (- of course the early Vegas years) ?

    15. HAM says – reply to this


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      Well he does have all the money and drugz a girl could want and enough sweat to fuel satisfy my sweat fetish. Hey Brandon, bend over and let me lick the sweat beads rolling down UR ass crack, and then let me fuck U in it ♥

    16. lyssa says – reply to this


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      veggitable oil balls

    17. JB says – reply to this


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      "What doe$ he have that's so appealing to them?" well, besides the $$$, a natural lubricant? Being with him must be like a ride on the slip 'n slide. Seriously, he should see a doctor about all that grease, that can't be normal

    18. hmm says – reply to this


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      If this story does turn out to be true, major downgrade for Miranda. Brandon is pathetic.



    19. 19

      disgust. what the hell does she see in that slimmy ass racist..

    20. dana says – reply to this


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      don't listen to anything in touch, star, or life & style say… their sources and stories are always wrong.

    21. Katie says – reply to this


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      $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    22. figne says – reply to this


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      some women LOVE to douche!

    23. Cathy says – reply to this


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      Okay i dunno what this story is about but i DON'T care.. it's flippin John Mayer or w.e his name is … Can you say OLD much gross
      And for the record u guy are TOTALLY LAME for sayying first …wow guys your COOL now!!!

    24. goaty says – reply to this


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      Prezzrs…DUDE… YOYOYO! Rumer's sportin' kwayzee side boob in the daily mail uk!

    25. bonni says – reply to this


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      1. Orlando is hot. Good for him..he deserves much better…
      2. Brandon is disgusting….just ick…
      3. Miranda is a douche.

      That sums it up.



    26. 26

      I know brandon Davis..He is a loser dick, but he is at least real about things..He and Gummi are losers, but better than you'!!!

    27. CHANN says – reply to this


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      Oh for sure there is something she missed about him. Orlando may be a movie star but as a man he is very common. The other one it's truly handsome in a very sexal way.- There you have it! She had to coemback to her past.

    28. jen says – reply to this


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      whaaaat the hell? beauty and the beast, much?

    29. whore says – reply to this


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      who gives a shit about this cabbage patch alien whore pretending to be a model

    30. sho says – reply to this


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      they probably like his big ol greasy D***

    31. Cathy says – reply to this


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      Woah, WHOEVER thinks Orlando Bloom is hawt .. you must be old cause Danm tht boy is Old and uglyish :P !!! Gross!! If it was Chris brown , Brandon Urie , or Zac Effron ( for those who favour him ) its a diff story …As for "Greasy" WHY is he famous he looks gross….

    32. Abby says – reply to this


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      Pppl . Puh-lezz Orlando Bloom is ttly 5 years ago … He it totally over played ….

    33. FREAK says – reply to this


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      >>>>>>*LOWER GAS PRICES IDEAL

    34. @v@ says – reply to this


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      This just goes to show you that there's someone for everyone. I sometimes get the impression that Bloom gets caught up in his own press.

    35. FREAK says – reply to this


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      WE SHOULD DRILL FOR OIL IN GREASYS BEARS FUCKTARD FACE!!!!!

    36. bs says – reply to this


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      That's not "craptastic"
      Craptalistic works better.
      More Julie Andres expialidotious ness



    37. 37

      HELLO…HE'S FUCKIN LOADED!! & I KNOW HE'S A DOUCHE & HAS MAJOR HYPERHYDROSIS, BUT HE REALLY IS HANDSOME, HE LOOKS LIKE (YOUNG) ELVIS.

    38. Sheen says – reply to this


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      Him over Orlando Bloom? Fo'get that! I'd take Orlando Bloom anyday

    39. youtu says – reply to this


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      Re: FREAK –

      who'd turn down orlando bloom?

      Brandon davis is a doushbag.

    40. Kev says – reply to this


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      ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



    41. 41

      downgrade!

    42. cat says – reply to this


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      Perez, you need to block this first chit…it's annoying

      also, greasy bear doesn't deserve chit for press…..he's a disgusting troll that needs to go into a volcano to find his own fire crotch. louser and wanna be celeb. don't promote him

    43. Nany says – reply to this


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      i kneeewww she was a fuckerrr…. i mean why u do that stupiddd miranda kerrr…

      dont fuck with orli..

      u stupid bitch take care of what u have or u might loose it and there u go u lost it..

      idiot bitch

    44. mandi says – reply to this


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      who in their right mind would dump ORLANDO BLOOM for brandon davis?!?!
      SICKKK.
      she doesnt deserve orlando anyway.

    45. dumpe says – reply to this


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      She didnt dump Orlando He dumped her first. All good shows must come to and end and this showmance is O.V.E.R.
      Brandon is just the dude she went to next. She can't be alone for 5 minutes. She's that type of insecure girl. Can't believe Brandon though. Maybe now she cant get better.

    46. Kit says – reply to this


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      ummm.. durr?? it's called MONEY!!!

    47. Lala says – reply to this


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      He has…drugs! Money for drugs!!

    48. lynn says – reply to this


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      LOAD OF FUCKEN SHIT AS PER USUAL…IT GOT YOU A FEW HITS THO DIDNT IT PEREZ

    49. Shots says – reply to this


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      From Orlando to that piece of shit? That's just sad.

    50. EWWWW says – reply to this


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      AND SO THE HERPES CHAIN GROWS…..
      SEE, I TOLD YOU EVERY ONE IN NEW YORK CAN TRACE THEIR HERPIES BACK TO PARIS 1-800-VALTREX HILTON.
      EVERY 3 OUT OF 4 NEW YORKERS HAS HERPES, SO I WONDER WHO THE 1 OUT OF 4 PARIS DIDNT FUCK OR SUCK ARE?

    51. Niki says – reply to this


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      That guy is a major douche

    52. queen says – reply to this


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      hey i knew miranda at school and i'm not surprised. she was forever changing her mind and being SUPER insecure at school. how many times i've sat across from her telling her she's beautiful and everything will be okay while she bowled her eyes out over some guy? brendon is actually more her type anyway.

    53. Franc says – reply to this


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      I thought GREASY was disowned.

    54. COKE says – reply to this


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      He's got the coke in town, according to some.

    55. inkie says – reply to this


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      I don't know anything about him as a person, but in my opinion, he is SERIOUSLY handsome! Definitely a young Elvis.

    56. stef says – reply to this


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      orlando is a hott piece of man

    57. vitam says – reply to this


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      Orlando has money too, and its his Greasy asshole Brandon lives off his parents

    58. juJu says – reply to this


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      Thank goodness now Orlando can come back home to me :-D

    59. OMG says – reply to this


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      dam are we all that stupid?

      It's obvious Fago Perez knows, and is being coy.

      But luckily for all you other's dad will tell you. Let;s do some detective work.

      Is it his money? h,,, not really, he doesn't have it…no, what else? hmmm. Lets go with the models. What do models like to do in the bathroom? did someone say powder there nose?

      BINGO you won if you said nose candy, the snow, the yeayo, the magic powder, the cocoa leaf, the Paris Hilton special. COCAINE!!!!!! babies, it COCOAINE. You got it, the models will be your friends, and then some.

    60. adria says – reply to this


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      Oh what a shame, they are the only other couple that could have had better looking babies then Brangelina. He only met her folks in Australia like, last week. Boo Hoo if this is troo.

    61. P says – reply to this


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      why if u r soo hot would u even be an grease's presense???? especially if u dated someone as gorgeous as ORLANDO????????????? i just dnt get it

    62. megan says – reply to this


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      Wow shes gorgeous, and orlando is hot. why would you ever use brandon as your rebound hes so nasty.

    63. SoCal says – reply to this


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      Ewww! Tainted!



    64. 64

      Re: Cathy – what the fucking hell? you must be like 10 cause you simply sound like one. im 16 and i find him incredibly attractive. always have. so get some fucking taste.

    65. MizSa says – reply to this


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      What a dumb mole!

    66. not t says – reply to this


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      The Daily Telegraph is reporting that the rumor is not true, they have spoken to Miranda's brother Matthew who was with Miranda when she ran into Brandon at the club and they only said hello to him, so the whole thing is a lie and MK and OB are still together!

    67. erika says – reply to this


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      goddamn she is so fucking sexy.

      she can get sooo much better. -_-

    68. aussi says – reply to this


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      umm not true! there were reports the other day with miranda and orlando on holiday and she was topless he was naked on their verandah and then the went ot dinner … i say LOVE ppl!…its jsut gossip! don'tbelieve it

    69. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Orlando bloom takes himself waaayyy too seriously. He needs to get a sense or humour that guy. He seems to have an ego the size of Norway.

    70. Maste says – reply to this


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      A man dosent have to be perfect pretty… And especially when someone goes on a sinbinge all that matters i sex, drugs and alcohol… Men often go after strippers or pornstars… So why cant women sometimes trash? Brandon would do great as a new Ron Jeromy, white trashing to the max.. he he…

    71. arkap says – reply to this


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      Is Orlando keeping a moustache? To me it is not going with u Orlando, plsssssssssss shave it off.

      All perez hilton fans check out the cool site www.uploaded.tv and become rich.

    72. nej says – reply to this


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      If story is true, my new favorite vicky's model is no longer my favorite– but orlando being single is aweeeesome

    73. Lindy says – reply to this


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      I've gotta say, not a good shot of pre-death Elvis. Not that any pre-death photo is good, mind you, but man.

    74. oxy' says – reply to this


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      he always looks high

    75. Ace says – reply to this


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      "What doe$ he have that's so appealing to them?"

      Its called a trust fund! If I was his father I would have cut him off and forced him to work at Burger King for his money. Then maybe he wouldnt be such a rotten spoiled pig!

    76. Sam says – reply to this


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      You seem to be bagging out alot of Australian's Perez…

    77. Sarli says – reply to this


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      Actually if he looks like a younger Elvis then I'd say she could be a younger Priscilla so maybe it would work. Who knows what's true in Hollywood it's all smoke and mirrors anyway. Betcha the Buddhism crap is the experience they all get from their habits;)

    78. HIiii says – reply to this


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      Re: queen – hey queen do you really know miranda kerr if you know her please write me to e-mail: iamc00l@abv.bg

    79. clocw says – reply to this


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      Can somebody PLEASE tell me how this fuckin loser gets such hot chicks? Even though the guy HAS MONEY, he's a fuckin retard.

    80. mari says – reply to this


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      MONEY

    81. Felin says – reply to this


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      OMG
      I can't believe she left him for THAT!!!