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Yes, that's really Andy Dick!

The wacktor was arrested in California earlier today and PerezHilton.com has just obtained the police report.

It brings the LOLs!

Here's what the cops have to say:

"At 0113 hours, Murrieta Police responded to call at Buffalo Wild Wings, 40484 Murrieta Hot Springs Rd., Murrieta to investigate an intoxicated male at the location urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance. Officers arrived and stopped a truck which was leaving the location. Witnesses told the officers one of the truck occupants had sexually battered a 17 year old outside the restaurant and bar.

The 17 yr old female victim and several witnesses told police that as Andy Dick left the establishment, he approached two females outside the bar. Dick walked up to the 17 year old female victim, grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts. He then was escorted by several of his friends to a truck which was stopped by arriving police officers in a nearby Sam’s Club a few moments later.

Andy Dick was in the front passenger seat of the truck. A curbside lineup was conducted and the male was identified by the victim, as well as a witness. During a search incident to arrest, marijuana and Xanax were found in Andy Dick’s pants pockets. Andy Dick was extremely intoxicated at the time of his arrest. He was booked at the Southwest Detention Center."

Is a stint on Celebrity Rehab in his future???

That…or jail!

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161 comments to “Does This Make You Horny???”

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  1. BulkF says – reply to this


    1

    Stop bashing the gays…Perez is a homophobe!

  2. rober says – reply to this


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    If he did that to my niece I would have shot him dead. Period.

  3. Lulu says – reply to this


    3

    Andy Dick and Courtney Love and Lily Allen should all gay marry each other.

  4. cass says – reply to this


    4

    He needs more than rehab. He needs to go to jail for a while and straighten up.

  5. Kimba says – reply to this


    5

    Wow…that's rough!

  6. IKNOW says – reply to this


    6

    I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS A FAG.



  7. 7

    Wow. I'd fuck him.

  8. Linds says – reply to this


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    EWWWWWWW

  9. shar says – reply to this


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    ew

  10. Blu says – reply to this


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    EWWWW Someone's hit the wall, HARD!



  11. 11

    gross

  12. Kriss says – reply to this


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    What a DOUCHE!!!!!

  13. Oh Pl says – reply to this


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    at least he didn't drink and drive

  14. bling says – reply to this


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    oh man.. hes fucked up

  15. WTF says – reply to this


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    Rehab, jaill, or ass kicking



  16. 16

    Ok, Confuzed, What did this guy do to be "famous"?

  17. sean says – reply to this


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    hey that is my home town.

  18. fhg says – reply to this


    18

    Yesterday I searched his nice photo on " C asu al se ek . co m " . It is said that he wants to end his current relationship and find another girl to start.

  19. & says – reply to this


    19

    how vile

  20. LOSER says – reply to this


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    Really? Is that where you see him: jail or celebrity rehab? Cuz I see him dead in the not so distant future.

  21. & says – reply to this


    21

    and ive never even heard of him!

  22. Mark says – reply to this


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    It's over for him now. Sexual assault: he will go to prison if convicted.

  23. Noret says – reply to this


    23

    OMG
    LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON.

    XOXOXO

    (HEART) (KISS) (HEART) (KISS)

    DADDIES LIL GIRL
    don't yah love when daddies rich lol.!.!.!.



  24. 24

    Wow… he really is such a tool!! !!! AHAHAHAH

  25. Erin says – reply to this


    25

    It brings the "LULz," Perez… Not the LOLs

  26. Frank says – reply to this


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    Is it just me or does this mug shot look like a skinny,white trash cracked out version of that Law&Order SVU hottie Christopher Meloni???? Damn you Andy Dick for ruining what was once a wonderful sex fantasy!!! Anyone see him in OZ? LOL. Love ya Perez!!!!

  27. MC says – reply to this


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    Re: rober

    if your niece is 17 and hanging out at 1:13am, when she really should be home and not out on the streets, then this is what she'd be subjecting herself to. Everyone always makes other people out to be the bad guys but no one ever wonders if these people were provoked. Andy Dick is a fag anyway, so it wasn't even sexual.

    Like women who show up to work in skimpy ass outfits, with their titties nearly jumping out of their extra-small top and then wonder why the men around them stare at their boobs when talking to them, instead of looking at them in the face.

    typical double standard bullshit.

  28. THINK says – reply to this


    28

    the only dangerous drug there was the ALCOHOL.

    the only dangerous drug there was the ALCOHOL.

    the only dangerous drug there was the ALCOHOL.

    the only dangerous drug there was the ALCOHOL.

    the only dangerous drug there was the ALCOHOL.

    the only dangerous drug there was the ALCOHOL.

    THINK

  29. ur says – reply to this


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    Re: fhg – will you stop posting this shit!

  30. Yikes says – reply to this


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    Wow. He scares me a bit. I think his name cursed him from the start. Andy Dick-head. So sad. He is a very funny guy, when he's not being a perv boy. Call Jon Lovitz, so he can straighten him out. lol

  31. Well? says – reply to this


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    He behaves like a self-absorbed, rude, classless and mannerless asshat who has absolutely no concern or empathy for how he made that young girl feel when witnesses observed his random sexual battery, or anyone else who's had the misfortune of running into that kind of an attention seeking malignant narcissist.
    Having read report after report of this kind of sh*t from him, I ask whether he is of sound mind.

  32. Oscar says – reply to this


    32

    That's the look of EVIL right there folks.

    Don't do drugs kiddos!!



  33. 33

    …. disgusting

  34. BNice says – reply to this


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    OK..I will not be nice this time. This dick is a total dick… a huge drunk skanky loser. Yuck is all I have to say. I can't believe that anyone would want to hang out with this trashed trashy perverted skanky man.

  35. sojd says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA he's my heroe

  36. Gemmy says – reply to this


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    A stint in rehab? Are you crazy. This perv is way out of control. He assualted a 17 year old! He will be facing some major charges here. At least he better be. Creepy Geepy. I would call him a "has been" but come on, he is a "never was".

  37. boots says – reply to this


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    2 things:1) thats extremely gross and i would have beat the shit outta him for it and 2) is it just me or does his chin look like two very small hairy balls?…doubly disgusting!!!

  38. Yikes says – reply to this


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    Re: Frank – #26—-LOL! He *does* look a bit like a weirded out Christopher Meloni!! Maybe they should send Andy to Oz. Can you imagine him in that show? LOL.

  39. CHOMP says – reply to this


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    CONGRATS TO ANDY FOR TAKING THE CREEPIEST CELEB MUGSHOT EVER!

  40. Dick says – reply to this


    40

    It's gone beyond a celebrity stint with Andy. Andy needs help. I pity his son.

  41. ANGEL says – reply to this


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    WTF is Andy doing in Murrieta?

  42. MsAmn says – reply to this


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    Remind me again why this guy had success and fame plop in his lap while the rest of us poor slobs can't make our MasterCard payments and have to eat Ramen noodles?

  43. jake says – reply to this


    43

    He looks like Richard Lewis in that pic.

  44. Hyde says – reply to this


    44

    Just saw him on ST Voyager yesterday and he was great. He had talent, but booze and drugs have destroyed him. I'll never forgive him for his involvement in Phil Hartman's death.

  45. buck says – reply to this


    45

    he is an Obama supporter, hope he gets to vote before he goes to jail.

  46. Jenni says – reply to this


    46

    Ok, first off- I have always thought he has portrayed himself as an asshole, now he's a perverted asshole. I think anyone (famous or not) under the influence or not should be prosecuted to the fullest. He deserves all they can book him with.



  47. 47

    WHAT THE FUCK.
    I live on Murrieta Hot Springs. What a pile OF SHIT.

  48. Julie says – reply to this


    48

    Doesn't make me LOL. Most 17 year olds are not exhibitionists like the Hollywood hos. I think this is horribly disrespectful and I hope he spends some time in prison!!!!!!!!!

  49. RED says – reply to this


    49

    HAHAHAHA!!! OH SHIT ITS BEEN A LONG WEEK…THIS RELALY LIGHTENS THE MOOD. THANKS ANDY. WHAT A RIDICOULOUS STORY!

  50. Aimee says – reply to this


    50

    It's a shame because i used to find him kinda funny, especially in San Andreas and Less Than Perfect.

  51. The K says – reply to this


    51

    OH SNAP, I live in Murrieta, CA! Haha, this shit happened down the street from my house.

  52. hey g says – reply to this


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    Re: MC – Why is a fag like you talking about staring at titties?
    But I'm sure you are relating it to your experience of staring at your male
    co-workers packages

  53. jewls says – reply to this


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    wow, he looks like sideshow bob in that picture

  54. HADER says – reply to this


    54

    Sorry for the 17 year old but
    YAY this asswipe finally fucked up BAD enough
    to get his ass set straight for real!
    Too bad you can't really ask a girl her age
    before you sexually batter her.
    LOSER

  55. The K says – reply to this


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    Re: ANGEL
    That's what I'm saying! Murrieta is a "pass-through" town.

  56. Boo B says – reply to this


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    She's 17, out after 1am, wearing a tank top. She was looking for dick and found the wrong one.

  57. LB says – reply to this


    57

    This guy will be the next to die and no one will remember him…has anyone told him That?

  58. Udid says – reply to this


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    Re: MC – School year is over and I was 17 when I gradutaed high school and I was definitely out at 1:13 am often enough, seeing a movie, hanging out, eating at a restaurant(as she was), shooting pool. Unless you're about 50+ you must have done the same… maybe even if you are

  59. hader says – reply to this


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    Re: MC – YOU FUCKING CUNT FACED MAGGOT, WOMEN OF ANY AGE HAVE A RIGHT TO BE WHERE EVER THEY FUCKING WANT WITHOUT ANYONE TOUCHING THEM OR PULLING OFF THEIR CLOTHING
    fucking idiots like you need to be rounded up and dumped somewhere
    like a deserted island
    FUCKING TWAT

  60. Lin says – reply to this


    60

    damn he used to be funny now he's just really creepy and scary looking….

  61. deede says – reply to this


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    Re: MC – Oh, yeah, sure…blame it on the girl. She has every right to be out at any time she pleases, and also should be able to go out without some a**hole grabbing her!

  62. Jenn says – reply to this


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    Re: hey g – HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  63. Creep says – reply to this


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    Sister Ophelia - nice pornographic avatar; you're a creepy deviant.

  64. Mark says – reply to this


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    Re: Boo B – Every single 17 year old has been out after 1am, especially in the summer when there are no classes. The summer also explains the tank top don't you think?
    And even if she's a total tramp (which we have ZERO evidence of, that could maybe justify him hitting on her a little too much, but not grabbing her shirt and her Bra and pulling them down so he could see her tits
    retards, fucking bloody retards

  65. Lynne says – reply to this


    65

    Although you guys are having a good bash about this…I think it's a great reminder of where addiction takes you. Here's a guy who has been blesssed with so much, but he just cannot stay sober. It's a horrible disease. Many don't make it. He may be an addict of the hopeless variety. I hope not. Instead of laughing at him, why don't you try a bit of compassion. He's a very sick man.

  66. terri says – reply to this


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    Re: MC

    i completely agree! if this "child" was at home under her parents roof maybe this wouldnt have happened. but i mean come on she was 17 probably looked 25 and probably shouldnt have been at a bar!!! i bet she had a fake id too!

  67. linds says – reply to this


    67

    Looks like Pedofile is the next thing added to Andy Dick's rap sheet.

    He will most likely have to register as a sex offender after this one!

  68. girl says – reply to this


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    Re: Mark – I think I love Mark

  69. rober says – reply to this


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    Re: MC – MC you stupid asshole. Don't try too hard to comment around here, you just come off sounding like the simple minded lonely loser that you are. Stupidity should be painful. You are a douche. It must be hard for you having no friends eh. Poor stupid bastard.

  70. sick says – reply to this


    70

    Yeah, actually it kinda does.

  71. bets says – reply to this


    71

    Re: Creep – Agree, but we should be a little sympathetic.
    I'm sure SISTER OPHELIA'S cunt is WAY prettier than her face

  72. Maria says – reply to this


    72

    Another slow death - Just like Amy Winehouse.

    Although Andy Dick was the funniest guy alive. I am so sorry that
    he turned out to be this screwed up. This is a damn shame. I hope
    Andy gets into treatment. He is totally screwed up.

  73. BobD says – reply to this


    73

    LOL he looks like Deniro's character in "Cape Fear"



  74. 74

    Re: MC – what the hell? its summer idiot. shes 17!!!!!!! she can be out at that time. dont be such a goddamn prude. ugh how the hell can you blame something on the victim? its like that one famous case where a rapist was acquitted cause the victim was wearing tight jeans. Andy assaulted a minor and he should be going to jail. thats child molestation right there.

  75. AJ says – reply to this


    75

    God he's GROSS!!!

  76. TOOL says – reply to this


    76

    That pic is even more creepy
    than
    Pee Wee's mugshot for
    tossing off in a theater



  77. 77

    Murrieta? LOL.
    I just moved there.

  78. Temec says – reply to this


    78

    This doesnt surprise me. He was being offensive and rude to all the women at the bar we were all hanging at on Sunday night here in Temecula. He pulled up a few girls shirts there too against their will.



  79. 79

    .
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    So what if he raped a young girl with a hotwing.
    Question is what is he doing in the 909? Rehab dude, Rehab dude.
    .
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  80. Andre says – reply to this


    80

    He is so strange! I can never tell if his weirdness is supposed to be him being funny, or if he's really like that! They should just lock him up somewhere where no one remembers him.

  81. Boo B says – reply to this


    81

    Re: Mark
    A tank top at Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta; was it prom night?

  82. ketie says – reply to this


    82

    He is always wasted out in public, doing crazy/stupid things. I can't believe it took this long for him to be arrested. He definatley needs help.



  83. 83

    He is a weasel that thinks he is above the law…Screw rehab…He needs at least 90 days in a real jail to learn a lesson…Isn't it about time?!?!?!?!?!?
    xox, ilona rose

  84. court says – reply to this


    84

    if you shaved his head a little, would he not look just like that guy on Law & Order SVU??? what's his face with the huge forehead??
    creeeeeeppppyyy.

  85. Lori says – reply to this


    85

    Re: terri

    Yeah, a 17yr old shouldn't be out that late, but I don't think it's a crime unless there's a curfew in effect. Her age or not Andy Dick grabbed her and pulled her top down. It does not matter whether she's 17 or not. She was there and she could have been 21, 30, 40, etc… He's in the wrong and not is it only wrong, but it's criminal.

    STOP BLAMING WOMEN FOR THE BEHAVIOR OF MEN.



  86. 86

    Re: MC – MC…You are a fool…Are you Andy Dick's laywer or something? Sexiest fool is what you are…
    xox, ilona rose

  87. Chip says – reply to this


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    so if any 17 year old is out at 1:00am during summer it's anything Goes? DAMN! Here I thought I'd never get laid..LOL just kidding!! just kidding!!

    That's what You call Assault, Abuse, Attempted rape???WTF you just can't go around pulling 17 y.o. Tops down..Ho or not! Good or bad kid..

    There's NO REHAB FOR ASSAULT!!

  88. lerni says – reply to this


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    Hope he rots in hell, he sure is ugly

  89. Tool says – reply to this


    89

    of all people, it had to be Andy Dick to get Murrieta a mention on PerezHilton?!

  90. Tool says – reply to this


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    Re: TOOL

    damn, now I feel even less origional! :)

  91. Me says – reply to this


    91

    Haha. I live a mile from where this happened. Nothing interesting ever happens here.

  92. Holly says – reply to this


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    Re: G.O.D.

    actually murrieta is 951. which makes it even odder.

    it's odd he's at the jail thats a mile away from my house.
    he tried to fight & kiss a guy i went to high school with.

  93. Aaron says – reply to this


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    He looks like DeNiro

  94. Jules says – reply to this


    94

    I hope he goes to jail.. he doesn;t deserve to be apart of the free worl for sometime being…

  95. rgz says – reply to this


    95

    Why do people still care about this creep?

  96. DEATH says – reply to this


    96

    Andy, it's me, Death. Do yourself a favor and kill yourself. We'll love you for it.

  97. kt says – reply to this


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    holy crap! i live right next to that sams club! lol i do my shopping there…werid

  98. just says – reply to this


    98

    Wow… sad…

  99. likei says – reply to this


    99

    ewwww. He looks psycho!

  100. Dumya says – reply to this


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    Sounds like he's following in George Bush and Ahnold Swartzenegger's footsteps. Next stop, after prison and rehab? The Governor's Mansion.

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