Does This Make You Horny???
Filed under: Andy Dick
Yes, that's really Andy Dick!
The wacktor was arrested in California earlier today and PerezHilton.com has just obtained the police report.
It brings the LOLs!
Here's what the cops have to say:
"At 0113 hours, Murrieta Police responded to call at Buffalo Wild Wings, 40484 Murrieta Hot Springs Rd., Murrieta to investigate an intoxicated male at the location urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance. Officers arrived and stopped a truck which was leaving the location. Witnesses told the officers one of the truck occupants had sexually battered a 17 year old outside the restaurant and bar.
The 17 yr old female victim and several witnesses told police that as Andy Dick left the establishment, he approached two females outside the bar. Dick walked up to the 17 year old female victim, grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts. He then was escorted by several of his friends to a truck which was stopped by arriving police officers in a nearby Sam’s Club a few moments later.
Andy Dick was in the front passenger seat of the truck. A curbside lineup was conducted and the male was identified by the victim, as well as a witness. During a search incident to arrest, marijuana and Xanax were found in Andy Dick’s pants pockets. Andy Dick was extremely intoxicated at the time of his arrest. He was booked at the Southwest Detention Center."
Is a stint on Celebrity Rehab in his future???
That…or jail!
Stop bashing the gays…Perez is a homophobe!
If he did that to my niece I would have shot him dead. Period.
Andy Dick and Courtney Love and Lily Allen should all gay marry each other.
He needs more than rehab. He needs to go to jail for a while and straighten up.
Wow…that's rough!
I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS A FAG.
Wow. I'd fuck him.
EWWWWWWW
ew
EWWWW Someone's hit the wall, HARD!
gross
What a DOUCHE!!!!!
at least he didn't drink and drive
oh man.. hes fucked up
Rehab, jaill, or ass kicking
Ok, Confuzed, What did this guy do to be "famous"?
hey that is my home town.
Yesterday I searched his nice photo on " C asu al se ek . co m " . It is said that he wants to end his current relationship and find another girl to start.
how vile
Really? Is that where you see him: jail or celebrity rehab? Cuz I see him dead in the not so distant future.
and ive never even heard of him!
It's over for him now. Sexual assault: he will go to prison if convicted.
OMG
LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON.
XOXOXO
(HEART) (KISS) (HEART) (KISS)
DADDIES LIL GIRL
don't yah love when daddies rich lol.!.!.!.
Wow… he really is such a tool!! !!! AHAHAHAH
It brings the "LULz," Perez… Not the LOLs
Is it just me or does this mug shot look like a skinny,white trash cracked out version of that Law&Order SVU hottie Christopher Meloni???? Damn you Andy Dick for ruining what was once a wonderful sex fantasy!!! Anyone see him in OZ? LOL. Love ya Perez!!!!
Re: rober –
if your niece is 17 and hanging out at 1:13am, when she really should be home and not out on the streets, then this is what she'd be subjecting herself to. Everyone always makes other people out to be the bad guys but no one ever wonders if these people were provoked. Andy Dick is a fag anyway, so it wasn't even sexual.
Like women who show up to work in skimpy ass outfits, with their titties nearly jumping out of their extra-small top and then wonder why the men around them stare at their boobs when talking to them, instead of looking at them in the face.
typical double standard bullshit.
the only dangerous drug there was the ALCOHOL.
the only dangerous drug there was the ALCOHOL.
the only dangerous drug there was the ALCOHOL.
the only dangerous drug there was the ALCOHOL.
the only dangerous drug there was the ALCOHOL.
the only dangerous drug there was the ALCOHOL.
THINK
Re: fhg – will you stop posting this shit!
Wow. He scares me a bit. I think his name cursed him from the start. Andy Dick-head. So sad. He is a very funny guy, when he's not being a perv boy. Call Jon Lovitz, so he can straighten him out. lol
He behaves like a self-absorbed, rude, classless and mannerless asshat who has absolutely no concern or empathy for how he made that young girl feel when witnesses observed his random sexual battery, or anyone else who's had the misfortune of running into that kind of an attention seeking malignant narcissist.
Having read report after report of this kind of sh*t from him, I ask whether he is of sound mind.
That's the look of EVIL right there folks.
Don't do drugs kiddos!!
…. disgusting
OK..I will not be nice this time. This dick is a total dick… a huge drunk skanky loser. Yuck is all I have to say. I can't believe that anyone would want to hang out with this trashed trashy perverted skanky man.
HAHAHA he's my heroe
A stint in rehab? Are you crazy. This perv is way out of control. He assualted a 17 year old! He will be facing some major charges here. At least he better be. Creepy Geepy. I would call him a "has been" but come on, he is a "never was".
2 things:1) thats extremely gross and i would have beat the shit outta him for it and 2) is it just me or does his chin look like two very small hairy balls?…doubly disgusting!!!
Re: Frank – #26—-LOL! He *does* look a bit like a weirded out Christopher Meloni!! Maybe they should send Andy to Oz. Can you imagine him in that show? LOL.
CONGRATS TO ANDY FOR TAKING THE CREEPIEST CELEB MUGSHOT EVER!
It's gone beyond a celebrity stint with Andy. Andy needs help. I pity his son.
WTF is Andy doing in Murrieta?
Remind me again why this guy had success and fame plop in his lap while the rest of us poor slobs can't make our MasterCard payments and have to eat Ramen noodles?
He looks like Richard Lewis in that pic.
Just saw him on ST Voyager yesterday and he was great. He had talent, but booze and drugs have destroyed him. I'll never forgive him for his involvement in Phil Hartman's death.
he is an Obama supporter, hope he gets to vote before he goes to jail.
Ok, first off- I have always thought he has portrayed himself as an asshole, now he's a perverted asshole. I think anyone (famous or not) under the influence or not should be prosecuted to the fullest. He deserves all they can book him with.
WHAT THE FUCK.
I live on Murrieta Hot Springs. What a pile OF SHIT.
Doesn't make me LOL. Most 17 year olds are not exhibitionists like the Hollywood hos. I think this is horribly disrespectful and I hope he spends some time in prison!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA!!! OH SHIT ITS BEEN A LONG WEEK…THIS RELALY LIGHTENS THE MOOD. THANKS ANDY. WHAT A RIDICOULOUS STORY!
It's a shame because i used to find him kinda funny, especially in San Andreas and Less Than Perfect.
OH SNAP, I live in Murrieta, CA! Haha, this shit happened down the street from my house.
Re: MC – Why is a fag like you talking about staring at titties?
But I'm sure you are relating it to your experience of staring at your male
co-workers packages
wow, he looks like sideshow bob in that picture
Sorry for the 17 year old but
YAY this asswipe finally fucked up BAD enough
to get his ass set straight for real!
Too bad you can't really ask a girl her age
before you sexually batter her.
LOSER
Re: ANGEL –
That's what I'm saying! Murrieta is a "pass-through" town.
She's 17, out after 1am, wearing a tank top. She was looking for dick and found the wrong one.
This guy will be the next to die and no one will remember him…has anyone told him That?
Re: MC – School year is over and I was 17 when I gradutaed high school and I was definitely out at 1:13 am often enough, seeing a movie, hanging out, eating at a restaurant(as she was), shooting pool. Unless you're about 50+ you must have done the same… maybe even if you are
Re: MC – YOU FUCKING CUNT FACED MAGGOT, WOMEN OF ANY AGE HAVE A RIGHT TO BE WHERE EVER THEY FUCKING WANT WITHOUT ANYONE TOUCHING THEM OR PULLING OFF THEIR CLOTHING
fucking idiots like you need to be rounded up and dumped somewhere
like a deserted island
FUCKING TWAT
damn he used to be funny now he's just really creepy and scary looking….
Re: MC – Oh, yeah, sure…blame it on the girl. She has every right to be out at any time she pleases, and also should be able to go out without some a**hole grabbing her!
Re: hey g – HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sister Ophelia - nice pornographic avatar; you're a creepy deviant.
Re: Boo B – Every single 17 year old has been out after 1am, especially in the summer when there are no classes. The summer also explains the tank top don't you think?
And even if she's a total tramp (which we have ZERO evidence of, that could maybe justify him hitting on her a little too much, but not grabbing her shirt and her Bra and pulling them down so he could see her tits
retards, fucking bloody retards
Although you guys are having a good bash about this…I think it's a great reminder of where addiction takes you. Here's a guy who has been blesssed with so much, but he just cannot stay sober. It's a horrible disease. Many don't make it. He may be an addict of the hopeless variety. I hope not. Instead of laughing at him, why don't you try a bit of compassion. He's a very sick man.
Re: MC –
i completely agree! if this "child" was at home under her parents roof maybe this wouldnt have happened. but i mean come on she was 17 probably looked 25 and probably shouldnt have been at a bar!!! i bet she had a fake id too!
Looks like Pedofile is the next thing added to Andy Dick's rap sheet.
He will most likely have to register as a sex offender after this one!
Re: Mark – I think I love Mark
Re: MC – MC you stupid asshole. Don't try too hard to comment around here, you just come off sounding like the simple minded lonely loser that you are. Stupidity should be painful. You are a douche. It must be hard for you having no friends eh. Poor stupid bastard.
Yeah, actually it kinda does.
Re: Creep – Agree, but we should be a little sympathetic.
I'm sure SISTER OPHELIA'S cunt is WAY prettier than her face
Another slow death - Just like Amy Winehouse.
Although Andy Dick was the funniest guy alive. I am so sorry that
he turned out to be this screwed up. This is a damn shame. I hope
Andy gets into treatment. He is totally screwed up.
LOL he looks like Deniro's character in "Cape Fear"