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Pete Doherty is running through London's Heathrow Airport on Tuesday because ______.

[Image via Matrix Photos.]

Posted: July 16, 2008 at 1:30 pm

203 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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  1. jul says – reply to this


    1

    uhh eww

  2. isabe says – reply to this


    2

    NO ONE CARES

  3. Mary says – reply to this


    3

    First….because he is hot as shit!!!

  4. xtina says – reply to this


    4

    what a fucking mess he is

    First?



  5. 5

    Why does he have any fame! He's a loser!!

  6. josh says – reply to this


    6

    1st?
    …..because amy's on her death bed and he's going to be late for his flight back home to smoke one last crack pipe with her.

  7. Dawn says – reply to this


    7

    …the voices inside his head told him to….

  8. yiiui says – reply to this


    8

    Surprising!!
    He is playing on " C asu al se ek . co m " recently. It is said that he wants to find a nice girl on " C asu al se ek . co m " to be his girlfriend. Who will be the lucy firl? You or Me?

  9. first says – reply to this


    9

    Not First… And Perez is still fat.

  10. Jenn says – reply to this


    10

    What Perez, no comment about getting sued for millions by Diane Wargo today?

  11. iuoie says – reply to this


    11

    Surprising!!
    He is playing on " C asu al se ek . co m " recently. It is said that he wants to find a nice girl on " C asu al se ek . co m " to be his girlfriend. Who will be the lucy firl? You or Me?



  12. 12

    He's on speed?

  13. michi says – reply to this


    13

    ….because they are giving away free crack samples at the gate!

  14. Pwn3d says – reply to this


    14

    because he doesn't want to be last in line to PWN3D Perez Hilton!

  15. Sarah says – reply to this


    15

    …he has a flight to catch?
    …bought Amy a present and needs to get there FAST
    …does it on his free time and also has a retarded run

  16. kris says – reply to this


    16

    hes so high he thinks he can fly!

  17. Elise says – reply to this


    17

    He is hallucinating that wild boars are going to take away his heroin.

  18. LISAT says – reply to this


    18

    1STTTTTTT

  19. Stins says – reply to this


    19

    Yeah he is still fat… and full of himself… he is all of the negitives that he points out in everyone else.

  20. cas says – reply to this


    20

    god he looks like hes 45! FIRST!

  21. cl says – reply to this


    21

    ….the cops were chasing him

  22. Tinna says – reply to this


    22

    ..he owes his drug dealer money..

  23. rache says – reply to this


    23

    because he is trying to catch his dope dealer before his plane takes off.



  24. 24

    He either had drug dogs chasing him or he left his crack pipe in the bathroom on the plane!

  25. BRY says – reply to this


    25

    LAST CALL FOR COCAIN!!!!!

  26. hader says – reply to this


    26

    It makes him look even more like the hot
    musical genius he is

  27. Kim says – reply to this


    27

    he was playing at the Montreux Jazz Festival in Switzerland and apparently he showed up on time!

  28. TRACE says – reply to this


    28

    HE IS LATE FOR HIS PLANE!!!!

  29. cw says – reply to this


    29

    Because he's a coked-up douche-bag. No further explanation needed.

  30. TI na says – reply to this


    30

    He is seeign aliens in the sky. he is high as a kite!!

  31. kris says – reply to this


    31

    crack

  32. fuckp says – reply to this


    32

    because he has a flight to catch you fucker.

  33. erges says – reply to this


    33

    hes a fucking idiot

  34. JM says – reply to this


    34

    … he's higher than the jets.

  35. Kuroi says – reply to this


    35

    He's a looser, i really hate him, if i see him on streets, i would spit at his face!

    FUCK PETE DOHERTY HE SUCKS!

  36. ewww says – reply to this


    36

    he just got a call from his dealer saying he just got some really good shit

  37. LYNDS says – reply to this


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    5'OCLOCK FREE CRACK GIVE AWAY!

  38. allis says – reply to this


    38

    Lost his crackpipe?

  39. nelle says – reply to this


    39

    … at terminal B ….they are having a free crack giveaway…….lol….

  40. Antho says – reply to this


    40

    he's being chased by the Drug Enforcement Administration!!

  41. MEL says – reply to this


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    BECAUSE THERE IS A CRACK SALE AT BJS

  42. HOPE says – reply to this


    42

    Run, Forest, Run

  43. dutch says – reply to this


    43

    He has a flight to Amsterdam to catch

  44. Moss says – reply to this


    44

    Because his coke ridden asshole was exploding feces and it was running down his sore infested leg

  45. Blond says – reply to this


    45

    I refer you to this quote from Trainspotting:

    Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: [narrating] Heroin makes you constipated. The heroin from my last hit was fading, and the suppositories had yet to melt.
    [moans loudly, doubles over]
    Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: I'm no longer constipated.

  46. p says – reply to this


    46

    because perez is a fat fucking pig.

  47. Kanuk says – reply to this


    47

    I cannot believe that I hear more about Doherty on PerezHilton than anywhere else. LOL, sad really
    I LOVE both Libertines albums, and though the first Babyshambles album was crap, then second(most recent) album was bloody brilliant, maybe even better then either Libertines album musically, though definitely less important to the scene
    You're kind of a dick Petey, but keep rockin' for us

  48. mayte says – reply to this


    48

    forgot my crack



  49. 49

    he had drugs in his pockets

  50. forev says – reply to this


    50

    needs to find the row of shoe shine guys

  51. Mandy says – reply to this


    51

    He's late to meet his dealer

  52. toni says – reply to this


    52

    he was too busy smoking his crack pipe and laying out a line of coke on the back of the commode and almost missed his flight!

  53. Anon1 says – reply to this


    53

    Theyre having a 5:00 free crack giveaway?

  54. zzzzz says – reply to this


    54

    he actually prolly needed to catch his flight to the montreux jazz festival where he was performing Tues nite.

  55. Kiki says – reply to this


    55

    Pete Doherty is running through London's Heathrow Airport on Tuesday because he has done so many drugs he thinks he is an actual airplane

  56. AnnaP says – reply to this


    56

    He had to take a dump………

  57. Iknow says – reply to this


    57

    Because he was shopping at Jo Malone and the soap scared him…..AAAAAAHHHHH!

  58. jr says – reply to this


    58

    BECAUSE……HE FORGOT HIS DRUGS IN THE LIMO AND CAN'T FLY WITH OUT THEM.

  59. MaSyA says – reply to this


    59

    Well, if you really want an answer, it looks like he is meeting somebody arriving there, though I thought it was YOUR job to know these things?
    He's carrying a giftshop bag, not a travel bag, and he's running while looking up to see arrival times
    dick

  60. Miche says – reply to this


    60

    There was a sale on crack!?

  61. sarah says – reply to this


    61

    because he forgot his crack pipe in the bathroom

  62. Sara says – reply to this


    62

    Because he heard there was a buy-one-get-one-free on a drug of his choice…



  63. 63

    He's under arrest or in some sort of trouble and whenever he is in trouble he runs
    DOUCHE BAG

  64. susan says – reply to this


    64

    theres a sale on drugs!

  65. Braid says – reply to this


    65

    he is late to meet his drug dealer

  66. boots says – reply to this


    66

    Re: josh – F&*KING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

  67. Steph says – reply to this


    67

    He is late for a crakc date with his dealer…DUH! LOL

  68. Zoe says – reply to this


    68

    Because an old lady is trying to mug him.

  69. lydid says – reply to this


    69

    he is late for another concert.

  70. tyron says – reply to this


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    Re: LYNDS – lmao thanks for that…Peanut Butter and Crack Sandwich!



  71. 71

    HE'S A CRACKHEAD

  72. Gregg says – reply to this


    72

    He left his crack in the bathroom stall.

  73. court says – reply to this


    73

    because kate moss is on the other side

  74. anna says – reply to this


    74

    because he was flying to switzerland for a gig…

  75. B says – reply to this


    75

    shouldn't this be files under 'if you are easily grossed out" YICK!

  76. Raa? says – reply to this


    76

    Re: yiiui – You speak-a de engrish? Me guesses yo wont end up with da Pete…. Get a betterer job fruck face.

  77. eek! says – reply to this


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    Re: LYNDS – lol!!! "Joe Rogan you crazy!"….



  78. 78

    He's not running he's being chased by a sniffer dog! XD

  79. Sharo says – reply to this


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    ….because he thinks he's replacing OJ in a Hertz commercial.

  80. bobo says – reply to this


    80

    his shirt is awfully clean for it being Pete Doherty…

  81. angel says – reply to this


    81

    he heard crack was on sale

  82. tre says – reply to this


    82

    _looking for a restroom to shoot up in, crack in the bag

  83. lover says – reply to this


    83

    FREE CRACK
    FREE CRACK
    FREE CRACK
    CRACK FOR FREE

  84. Laure says – reply to this


    84

    Because it was the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway!

  85. !!!!! says – reply to this


    85

    There's an open bar in the first class lounge. If you look real close, I am running behind him

  86. Sean says – reply to this


    86

    " . . . Duran Duran called and wanted their outfit back."

  87. Mcken says – reply to this


    87

    coz he was playing at Montreux Jazz Festival in Swiiiiiitzerland, and almost missed the flight. But he showed uuuuuup, and the concert was really reaaaaally great, i was there.

  88. eric says – reply to this


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    …because he is going to meet up with Tyrone Biggums at the big crack giveaway.

  89. tamta says – reply to this


    89

    he thought he was on another planet

  90. Sarah says – reply to this


    90

    he's running from the paparnazzi.
    or he's late for catching a plane.

  91. ladyl says – reply to this


    91

    he saw drugs falling from the skkyyyyyyyyy

  92. gottc says – reply to this


    92

    he sees little floating magical fairys and he must catch before they leave

  93. Sarah says – reply to this


    93

    Re: MaSyA – he's not picking someone up because if he was he wouldn't be allowed in that part of the airport and you check your bags in before you get to the part of the airport with stores.

  94. Plobe says – reply to this


    94

    …an invisible penguin is chasing him

    …he left his bukkit in teh baffroom

  95. upup& says – reply to this


    95

    drugs got him believing hes an airplane, and of course, he doesn't want to be late for take off.
    passengers will be furious.
    Runway, here he comes.

  96. Cara says – reply to this


    96

    he was supposed to meet his drug dealer 15 minutes ago.

  97. simon says – reply to this


    97

    ..he can't find his way out of the new Terminal nightmare n°5-total disaster.

  98. pinsl says – reply to this


    98

    because he was getting high! Get it? Airport… planes… high… he also does drugs…

  99. mesma says – reply to this


    99

    the cops are chasin him!!!

  100. Caitl says – reply to this


    100

    …he's late for a flight? HA!

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