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Pete Doherty is running through London's Heathrow Airport on Tuesday because ______.

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Posted: Jul 16, 2008 at 1:30 pm / Email this »

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jul says – reply to this

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uhh eww
isabe says – reply to this

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NO ONE CARES
Mary says – reply to this

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First….because he is hot as shit!!!
xtina says – reply to this

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what a fucking mess he is

First?
OBAMA '08 says – reply to this

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Why does he have any fame! He's a loser!!
josh says – reply to this

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1st?
…..because amy's on her death bed and he's going to be late for his flight back home to smoke one last crack pipe with her.
Dawn says – reply to this

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…the voices inside his head told him to….
yiiui says – reply to this

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Surprising!!
He is playing on " C asu al se ek . co m " recently. It is said that he wants to find a nice girl on " C asu al se ek . co m " to be his girlfriend. Who will be the lucy firl? You or Me?
first says – reply to this

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Not First… And Perez is still fat.
Jenn says – reply to this

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What Perez, no comment about getting sued for millions by Diane Wargo today?
iuoie says – reply to this

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Surprising!!
He is playing on " C asu al se ek . co m " recently. It is said that he wants to find a nice girl on " C asu al se ek . co m " to be his girlfriend. Who will be the lucy firl? You or Me?
ItsBrittanyBitch says – reply to this

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He's on speed?
michi says – reply to this

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….because they are giving away free crack samples at the gate!
Pwn3d says – reply to this

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because he doesn't want to be last in line to PWN3D Perez Hilton!
Sarah says – reply to this

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…he has a flight to catch?
…bought Amy a present and needs to get there FAST
…does it on his free time and also has a retarded run
kris says – reply to this

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hes so high he thinks he can fly!
Elise says – reply to this

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He is hallucinating that wild boars are going to take away his heroin.
LISAT says – reply to this

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1STTTTTTT
Stins says – reply to this

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Yeah he is still fat… and full of himself… he is all of the negitives that he points out in everyone else.
cas says – reply to this

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god he looks like hes 45! FIRST!
cl says – reply to this

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….the cops were chasing him
Tinna says – reply to this

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..he owes his drug dealer money..
rache says – reply to this

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because he is trying to catch his dope dealer before his plane takes off.
lefty lady says – reply to this

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He either had drug dogs chasing him or he left his crack pipe in the bathroom on the plane!
BRY says – reply to this

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LAST CALL FOR COCAIN!!!!!
hader says – reply to this

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It makes him look even more like the hot
musical genius he is
Kim says – reply to this

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he was playing at the Montreux Jazz Festival in Switzerland and apparently he showed up on time!
TRACE says – reply to this

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HE IS LATE FOR HIS PLANE!!!!
cw says – reply to this

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Because he's a coked-up douche-bag. No further explanation needed.
TI na says – reply to this

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He is seeign aliens in the sky. he is high as a kite!!
kris says – reply to this

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crack
fuckp says – reply to this

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because he has a flight to catch you fucker.
erges says – reply to this

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hes a fucking idiot
JM says – reply to this

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… he's higher than the jets.
Kuroi says – reply to this

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He's a looser, i really hate him, if i see him on streets, i would spit at his face!

FUCK PETE DOHERTY HE SUCKS!
ewww says – reply to this

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he just got a call from his dealer saying he just got some really good shit
LYNDS says – reply to this

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5'OCLOCK FREE CRACK GIVE AWAY!
allis says – reply to this

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Lost his crackpipe?
nelle says – reply to this

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… at terminal B ….they are having a free crack giveaway…….lol….
Antho says – reply to this

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he's being chased by the Drug Enforcement Administration!!
MEL says – reply to this

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BECAUSE THERE IS A CRACK SALE AT BJS
HOPE says – reply to this

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Run, Forest, Run
dutch says – reply to this

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He has a flight to Amsterdam to catch
Moss says – reply to this

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Because his coke ridden asshole was exploding feces and it was running down his sore infested leg
Blond says – reply to this

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I refer you to this quote from Trainspotting:

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: [narrating] Heroin makes you constipated. The heroin from my last hit was fading, and the suppositories had yet to melt.
[moans loudly, doubles over]
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: I'm no longer constipated.
p says – reply to this

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because perez is a fat fucking pig.
Kanuk says – reply to this

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I cannot believe that I hear more about Doherty on PerezHilton than anywhere else. LOL, sad really
I LOVE both Libertines albums, and though the first Babyshambles album was crap, then second(most recent) album was bloody brilliant, maybe even better then either Libertines album musically, though definitely less important to the scene
You're kind of a dick Petey, but keep rockin' for us
mayte says – reply to this

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forgot my crack
paulina=dan radcliffe fan #1 says – reply to this

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he had drugs in his pockets
forev says – reply to this

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needs to find the row of shoe shine guys
Mandy says – reply to this

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He's late to meet his dealer
toni says – reply to this

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he was too busy smoking his crack pipe and laying out a line of coke on the back of the commode and almost missed his flight!
Anon1 says – reply to this

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Theyre having a 5:00 free crack giveaway?
zzzzz says – reply to this

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he actually prolly needed to catch his flight to the montreux jazz festival where he was performing Tues nite.
Kiki says – reply to this

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Pete Doherty is running through London's Heathrow Airport on Tuesday because he has done so many drugs he thinks he is an actual airplane
AnnaP says – reply to this

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He had to take a dump………
Iknow says – reply to this

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Because he was shopping at Jo Malone and the soap scared him…..AAAAAAHHHHH!
jr says – reply to this

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BECAUSE……HE FORGOT HIS DRUGS IN THE LIMO AND CAN'T FLY WITH OUT THEM.
MaSyA says – reply to this

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Well, if you really want an answer, it looks like he is meeting somebody arriving there, though I thought it was YOUR job to know these things?
He's carrying a giftshop bag, not a travel bag, and he's running while looking up to see arrival times
dick
Miche says – reply to this

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There was a sale on crack!?
sarah says – reply to this

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because he forgot his crack pipe in the bathroom
Sara says – reply to this

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Because he heard there was a buy-one-get-one-free on a drug of his choice…
Anononon says – reply to this

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He's under arrest or in some sort of trouble and whenever he is in trouble he runs
DOUCHE BAG
susan says – reply to this

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theres a sale on drugs!
Braid says – reply to this

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he is late to meet his drug dealer
boots says – reply to this

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Re: josh – F&*KING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Steph says – reply to this

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He is late for a crakc date with his dealer…DUH! LOL
Zoe says – reply to this

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Because an old lady is trying to mug him.
lydid says – reply to this

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he is late for another concert.
tyron says – reply to this

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Re: LYNDS – lmao thanks for that…Peanut Butter and Crack Sandwich!
adriana banana says – reply to this

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HE'S A CRACKHEAD
Gregg says – reply to this

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He left his crack in the bathroom stall.
court says – reply to this

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because kate moss is on the other side
anna says – reply to this

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because he was flying to switzerland for a gig…
B says – reply to this

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shouldn't this be files under 'if you are easily grossed out" YICK!
Raa? says – reply to this

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Re: yiiui – You speak-a de engrish? Me guesses yo wont end up with da Pete…. Get a betterer job fruck face.
eek! says – reply to this

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Re: LYNDS – lol!!! "Joe Rogan you crazy!"….
Miss Mac says – reply to this

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He's not running he's being chased by a sniffer dog! XD
Sharo says – reply to this

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….because he thinks he's replacing OJ in a Hertz commercial.
bobo says – reply to this

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his shirt is awfully clean for it being Pete Doherty…
angel says – reply to this

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he heard crack was on sale
tre says – reply to this

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_looking for a restroom to shoot up in, crack in the bag
lover says – reply to this

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FREE CRACK
FREE CRACK
FREE CRACK
CRACK FOR FREE
Laure says – reply to this

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Because it was the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway!
!!!!! says – reply to this

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There's an open bar in the first class lounge. If you look real close, I am running behind him
Sean says – reply to this

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" . . . Duran Duran called and wanted their outfit back."
Mcken says – reply to this

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coz he was playing at Montreux Jazz Festival in Swiiiiiitzerland, and almost missed the flight. But he showed uuuuuup, and the concert was really reaaaaally great, i was there.
eric says – reply to this

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…because he is going to meet up with Tyrone Biggums at the big crack giveaway.
tamta says – reply to this

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he thought he was on another planet
Sarah says – reply to this

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he's running from the paparnazzi.
or he's late for catching a plane.
ladyl says – reply to this

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he saw drugs falling from the skkyyyyyyyyy
gottc says – reply to this

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he sees little floating magical fairys and he must catch before they leave
Sarah says – reply to this

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Re: MaSyA – he's not picking someone up because if he was he wouldn't be allowed in that part of the airport and you check your bags in before you get to the part of the airport with stores.
Plobe says – reply to this

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…an invisible penguin is chasing him

…he left his bukkit in teh baffroom
upup& says – reply to this

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drugs got him believing hes an airplane, and of course, he doesn't want to be late for take off.
passengers will be furious.
Runway, here he comes.
Cara says – reply to this

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he was supposed to meet his drug dealer 15 minutes ago.
simon says – reply to this

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..he can't find his way out of the new Terminal nightmare n°5-total disaster.
pinsl says – reply to this

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because he was getting high! Get it? Airport… planes… high… he also does drugs…
mesma says – reply to this

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the cops are chasin him!!!
Caitl says – reply to this

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…he's late for a flight? HA!

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