Gwyneth Got Beat!
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Wacky, Tacky & True
Celebs give their kids such ridiculous names!
We think Apple Paltrow Martin has just been beat for dumbest food-themed name.
According to a Soap Opera Digest, Z-lister Ingo Rademacher (he of the great name himself), an actor on General Hospital, named his new son Peanut Kai Rademacher.
Let's see who'll top that one!
What do you think: Peanut, cute name or silly silly???
Posted: July 16, 2008 at 5:00 pm



1st suckers!!
More of a dogs name I would think bah hahaha
stupid!!
apple is a wonderful name!
but PEANUT????
PEA-NUTS??
wat the hell ?
first
FIRST!! lame
soooo crazy!
Peanut is a fucking GIRL DOGS name.
That "boy" will be scarred for life.
I think cute….
IDIOT NAME
he will be teased
it's pretty dumb.. i think apple is worse than peanut though.
1st
Silly ASS NAME!!
1st! :]
stupid stupid name…good nickname but think of school, etc.
dumbbbbbbbbbbb
Silly. That kids going to be made fun of so bad when he's 16. PEA NUT
stupid….and 1st!!!!!!!
ew.
That has got to be the stupidest name I ever heard of.What the FUCK were they thinking?? That kid is going to get the shit kicked out of him when he goes to school
what an idiot. what are his friends gonna call him…..Pea? ("Pee") that poor kid.
Retarded name. Doesn't he realise that the poor child will become a teenager and an adult one day? I would've HATED my parents if they had given me such a retarded name
That poor poor child. What the heck is up with celebs and their babynaming?
pretty silly!! Poor kid!!
I would beat him up…
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every parent nicknames their kid peanut… but actually naming it that?!?!
Ha, Peanut sounds cute when he's a baby, but I don't think there's a man on Earth who'd like to be called Peanut. Really.
cute while he is a kid, but when he gets older its mayjah suicide.
Peanut is certainly better than Apple!
cute for a nickname but not as a real name comeon people! i am all for original and different names but lets keep food out of it. although peanut might be better than apple, still undecided.
as a nickname perhaps but on a birth cert is retarded
now he can name the next one butter. The funny part is that people will assume the kid loves peanuts and will gift him with peanut apparel left and right. The kid will get so sick of it that he will be known as Kai.
That is sooooo stupid!!! That child will be RIDICULED his WHOLE life!! Thanks DAD!!! (if you can call him that!)
Peanut is the nickname of Perez's pecker!!
I LIKE SEX.
that kid will b suicidal after he starts school
Peanut is a nickname. not a name.
cute… for a dog
That's so stupid, gotta feel bad for the kids
more like nickname then a real name
i call my friend peanuts
When will these ego maniacal self centered parents think about the children who will be saddled with these retarded names. I just can't wait for the child named turd. I work in the health care field and have had patients name their children after their favorite drug. What a eeeeeeeeffffffffffffffffffffffffffffedddd up world.
veryyy silly
shuttafackup!
Ingo Rademacher's facking hot!
gorgeouss..Ah, Hard onZ~
i facking lurv general hospital
who cares?
Wow. that kid is gonna have serious psychological issues growing up..i feel bad for him…for having dumb parents…and a ridiculously stupid name
Peanut is way better than Nicole and Keith's daughter: Sunday Roast….WTF?!?! I guess we can make two types of sunday roasts!!! Yummy!
My son's NICKNAME (not actual name) was "Peanut." Until we found out that he had a life-threatening allergy to peanuts. How's that for irony. If this kid has an allergy…
Why don't they just put a "kick my ass" sign on his back, and let him play in traffic…
I am going to name my daughter LAMIERDA STINKS!!!
Scary actually…bc I'm deathly allergic to peanuts!
That is fucking retarded… but whatever floats your boat I guess…
What the hell is up with people in Hollyweird using kiddie nicknames as real first names? Peanut is a cute nickname but not appropriate for a legal first name. I have a feeling that within the next 20 years we will see a huge surge in legal name changes.
I think its a ridiculous name.
Apple is cute… peanut will be cute for his first year of life. after that he is goin to be living in hell. thanks mom and dad.
Bullies are gonna kick the living shit out of that kid if he makes it to school…
WHAT DO EXPECT FROM SOMEONE NAMED"INGO"
what is wrong with these parents? Apple is one thing, but peanut????
whatever happened to normal names? Seems like all the new baby names I see have the strangest spellings or are just plain made up. The kids are going to get incredibly tired of constantly having to spell their names as they grow up.
i GUESS IT is ok to name your kid whatever you want but, DAMN people are going above and beyond stupid Please at least get some people naming their kids simple nice old fashion names.
Cute for a 2 year old. What's he gonna be called when he's all grown up? WALNUT?
Does he hate his child? Why else would he want to hurt him so?
apple and peanut aren't as bad as Audio Science that Shannyn Sossamon from A Knights Tale named her child
who cares what your name is when your dad is Ingo! he is freakin gorgeous. puuuurrrrrrrrrrrr!
Did they not think about how bullies will shorten it to Pea? I wouldn't want my kid called Pea the Pee Pee Head!
if i were a guy i would definitely not want to be named PEANUT. can you imagine what high school is gonna be like for that kid with a name like that???
f'n retarded
My name is Gabriela and growing up people would make fun of me cause they would say Gaby you talk to much and so on. I could not imagine Apple or Peanut. Kids are cruel!!! My sis was ISABEL and they would go around and call her ding dong since it was like Is A Bel.
Peanut IS my dog's name.
PEANUT??? I named my pet ostrich Peanut! Now what am I supposed to do? I thought I was being original now!
this kid will get an ass-whupping every day of his life.
does anyone here find it rather trivial at all…………..a name is just a bunch of letters that make up a sound. Is it really that big of a deal? You are not your name and you are not your ego so it doesn't even matter. All of the judgement on anu of this is just a waste of time. Peace!
These are some fucked up kids name:
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn of Penn & Teller’s daughter
Pilot Inspektor: actor Jason Lee’s son
Fifi Trixibelle: Bob Geldoff’s daughter
Poppy Honey: chef Jamie Oliver’s daughter
God’iss Love Stone: Lil’ Moe, r&b artist, daughter
Poppy Honey: chef Jamie Oliver’s daughter
Dixie Boo:chef Jamie Oliver’s daughter
Dixie Dot: chef Jamie Oliver’s daughter
I'm sorry, but it will never beat Penn Jillete's daughter, who is named Moxie Crimefighter or Jason Lee's child, Pilot Inspektor.
And no one heard of this stupe until he named his child such a vile name.
Here's how it probably went:
Wife: Honey, I'm in so much pain…I think the meds are kicking in….
Nurse: We need to get a name for the baby…
Dumb man: I can do that
(Dumb man look at his son, then focus' on his son's pee-pee)
Dumb man: That's a Peanut!
Nurse: We'll we are in New York… And you are in show business… and your wife, who would probably wound you for doing this is passed out, so I just put that down.
I know a girl at uni called Peanut Honour Lamb….
yes, sounds like peanut on a lamb
OMG!! Thats a dogs name!!!
LMFAO This guy is from Germany. Did he come over here and hear people calling their kids the popular nickname peanut and think it was actually a real and popular name here? Poor kid. His parents should seriously be b!tch slapped.
I love Jax, hate "peanut" that's worse than a dog's name. not cool!
I agree with **ShantiShanti* (number 4), Apple is a beautiful name, but Peanut? Are msot stars drunk when they decide this things, or do they flip through some basic dictionary for the first noun they see?
Although…has ANYONE ever heard of the star baby named Pilot Inspector? Saw it on MTV/VH1 ages ago, never again.