Gwyneth Got Beat!
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Wacky, Tacky & True
Celebs give their kids such ridiculous names!
We think Apple Paltrow Martin has just been beat for dumbest food-themed name.
According to a Soap Opera Digest, Z-lister Ingo Rademacher (he of the great name himself), an actor on General Hospital, named his new son Peanut Kai Rademacher.
Let's see who'll top that one!
What do you think: Peanut, cute name or silly silly???
Posted: July 16, 2008 at 5:00 pm
1st suckers!!
More of a dogs name I would think bah hahaha
stupid!!
apple is a wonderful name!
but PEANUT????
PEA-NUTS??
wat the hell ?
first
FIRST!! lame
soooo crazy!
Peanut is a fucking GIRL DOGS name.
That "boy" will be scarred for life.
I think cute….
IDIOT NAME
he will be teased
it's pretty dumb.. i think apple is worse than peanut though.
1st
Silly ASS NAME!!
1st! :]
stupid stupid name…good nickname but think of school, etc.
dumbbbbbbbbbbb
Silly. That kids going to be made fun of so bad when he's 16. PEA NUT
stupid….and 1st!!!!!!!
ew.
That has got to be the stupidest name I ever heard of.What the FUCK were they thinking?? That kid is going to get the shit kicked out of him when he goes to school
what an idiot. what are his friends gonna call him…..Pea? ("Pee") that poor kid.
Retarded name. Doesn't he realise that the poor child will become a teenager and an adult one day? I would've HATED my parents if they had given me such a retarded name
That poor poor child. What the heck is up with celebs and their babynaming?
pretty silly!! Poor kid!!
I would beat him up…
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every parent nicknames their kid peanut… but actually naming it that?!?!
Ha, Peanut sounds cute when he's a baby, but I don't think there's a man on Earth who'd like to be called Peanut. Really.
cute while he is a kid, but when he gets older its mayjah suicide.
Peanut is certainly better than Apple!
cute for a nickname but not as a real name comeon people! i am all for original and different names but lets keep food out of it. although peanut might be better than apple, still undecided.
as a nickname perhaps but on a birth cert is retarded
now he can name the next one butter. The funny part is that people will assume the kid loves peanuts and will gift him with peanut apparel left and right. The kid will get so sick of it that he will be known as Kai.
That is sooooo stupid!!! That child will be RIDICULED his WHOLE life!! Thanks DAD!!! (if you can call him that!)
Peanut is the nickname of Perez's pecker!!
I LIKE SEX.
that kid will b suicidal after he starts school
Peanut is a nickname. not a name.
cute… for a dog
That's so stupid, gotta feel bad for the kids
more like nickname then a real name
i call my friend peanuts
When will these ego maniacal self centered parents think about the children who will be saddled with these retarded names. I just can't wait for the child named turd. I work in the health care field and have had patients name their children after their favorite drug. What a eeeeeeeeffffffffffffffffffffffffffffedddd up world.
veryyy silly
shuttafackup!
Ingo Rademacher's facking hot!
gorgeouss..Ah, Hard onZ~
i facking lurv general hospital
who cares?
Wow. that kid is gonna have serious psychological issues growing up..i feel bad for him…for having dumb parents…and a ridiculously stupid name
Peanut is way better than Nicole and Keith's daughter: Sunday Roast….WTF?!?! I guess we can make two types of sunday roasts!!! Yummy!
My son's NICKNAME (not actual name) was "Peanut." Until we found out that he had a life-threatening allergy to peanuts. How's that for irony. If this kid has an allergy…
Why don't they just put a "kick my ass" sign on his back, and let him play in traffic…
I am going to name my daughter LAMIERDA STINKS!!!
Scary actually…bc I'm deathly allergic to peanuts!
That is fucking retarded… but whatever floats your boat I guess…
What the hell is up with people in Hollyweird using kiddie nicknames as real first names? Peanut is a cute nickname but not appropriate for a legal first name. I have a feeling that within the next 20 years we will see a huge surge in legal name changes.
I think its a ridiculous name.
Apple is cute… peanut will be cute for his first year of life. after that he is goin to be living in hell. thanks mom and dad.
Bullies are gonna kick the living shit out of that kid if he makes it to school…
WHAT DO EXPECT FROM SOMEONE NAMED"INGO"
what is wrong with these parents? Apple is one thing, but peanut????
whatever happened to normal names? Seems like all the new baby names I see have the strangest spellings or are just plain made up. The kids are going to get incredibly tired of constantly having to spell their names as they grow up.
i GUESS IT is ok to name your kid whatever you want but, DAMN people are going above and beyond stupid Please at least get some people naming their kids simple nice old fashion names.
Cute for a 2 year old. What's he gonna be called when he's all grown up? WALNUT?
Does he hate his child? Why else would he want to hurt him so?
apple and peanut aren't as bad as Audio Science that Shannyn Sossamon from A Knights Tale named her child
who cares what your name is when your dad is Ingo! he is freakin gorgeous. puuuurrrrrrrrrrrr!
Did they not think about how bullies will shorten it to Pea? I wouldn't want my kid called Pea the Pee Pee Head!
if i were a guy i would definitely not want to be named PEANUT. can you imagine what high school is gonna be like for that kid with a name like that???
f'n retarded
My name is Gabriela and growing up people would make fun of me cause they would say Gaby you talk to much and so on. I could not imagine Apple or Peanut. Kids are cruel!!! My sis was ISABEL and they would go around and call her ding dong since it was like Is A Bel.
Peanut IS my dog's name.
PEANUT??? I named my pet ostrich Peanut! Now what am I supposed to do? I thought I was being original now!
this kid will get an ass-whupping every day of his life.
does anyone here find it rather trivial at all…………..a name is just a bunch of letters that make up a sound. Is it really that big of a deal? You are not your name and you are not your ego so it doesn't even matter. All of the judgement on anu of this is just a waste of time. Peace!
These are some fucked up kids name:
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn of Penn & Teller’s daughter
Pilot Inspektor: actor Jason Lee’s son
Fifi Trixibelle: Bob Geldoff’s daughter
Poppy Honey: chef Jamie Oliver’s daughter
God’iss Love Stone: Lil’ Moe, r&b artist, daughter
Poppy Honey: chef Jamie Oliver’s daughter
Dixie Boo:chef Jamie Oliver’s daughter
Dixie Dot: chef Jamie Oliver’s daughter
I'm sorry, but it will never beat Penn Jillete's daughter, who is named Moxie Crimefighter or Jason Lee's child, Pilot Inspektor.
And no one heard of this stupe until he named his child such a vile name.
Here's how it probably went:
Wife: Honey, I'm in so much pain…I think the meds are kicking in….
Nurse: We need to get a name for the baby…
Dumb man: I can do that
(Dumb man look at his son, then focus' on his son's pee-pee)
Dumb man: That's a Peanut!
Nurse: We'll we are in New York… And you are in show business… and your wife, who would probably wound you for doing this is passed out, so I just put that down.
I know a girl at uni called Peanut Honour Lamb….
yes, sounds like peanut on a lamb
OMG!! Thats a dogs name!!!
LMFAO This guy is from Germany. Did he come over here and hear people calling their kids the popular nickname peanut and think it was actually a real and popular name here? Poor kid. His parents should seriously be b!tch slapped.
I love Jax, hate "peanut" that's worse than a dog's name. not cool!
I agree with **ShantiShanti* (number 4), Apple is a beautiful name, but Peanut? Are msot stars drunk when they decide this things, or do they flip through some basic dictionary for the first noun they see?
Although…has ANYONE ever heard of the star baby named Pilot Inspector? Saw it on MTV/VH1 ages ago, never again.
I guess these retarded celebrities think this is chic and trendy, to give children idiotic, embarrassing names but this shit is serious. How in the fuck is this little, innocent boy supposed to be taken seriously with a name like Peanut? Way to handicap his self esteem way before it gets a chance to be developed. I mean, this is child abuse, really. How the fuck is he supposed to grow into an honorable man who commands respect with a humiliating name like "Peanut"? I can already tell you now that there will be many tears shed as a result of this very poor decision. All Ingo had to do was just use the timy fraction of his brain that still works and settle on a name like Joseph, Robert, James, Thomas, Andrew, Michael, etc. Anything even close to these kind of names would have given this kid an incredible life, being the son of a wealthy star. God himself would have shouted from the mountaintops, "Anything but a food name, Ingo, anything." Nope, he couldn't resist. What absolute lapse of sanity would lead him to be amused by this name? This is certain proof he must, must be on drugs.
Re: GuyZo –
Ah gods yes, someone saw it! Who in their right mind would name thier child PILOT INSPEKTOR????? What, does the K instead of C make it alright?
its not as bad as Sunday Rose (Sunday roast) which nicole kidman named her daughter the other day
imagine him at a job interview…"hi my name is peanut and i really like to work at this firm…." how stupid s that??? hilarious….BAHAhahahahahah…..i think it is a very silly name. Wat ould his friends call him? NUTTY??
Apple is cute. Peanut is a bit weird, but still kinda cute. But either is better then KAL-EL or PIOLET INSPEKTOR!
What an awful thing to do to your child. A name is so important, and 'Peanut' sucks. Really, really , really awful.
peanut is kinda cute in a way
First of all, who really likes the name they are given?? The kid can change it….sound familiar Mario?
Secondly, if Ingo Rademacher is Z-list and has had a daytime and primetime career for over 12 years on major TV networks (ABC & NBC) what is Mario/Perez? I guess Perez wouldn't even make the alphabet.
I call my daughter peanut as an enderment, but as her official name. no way
apple is actually a real name, not just some name Paltrow came up with (*huh* gasp!!)it appears in several baby name books if you all didn't know meaning she's obviously not the first one to name her kid that, but I see some cruel jokes in Peanut's future. At least when he turns 18 he can legally change his name, if his parents haven't already done it by then
I don't know about you, but I'd rather be named Peanut or Apple rather than; Dweezil, Moon Unit, Elijah Blue, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen, Fifi-Trixibelle, Moxie Crimefighter, Tiger Lily Heavenly Hiraani, Rocket, Jigme, Pilot Inspekter or Tabooger and that's just off the top of my head/.
seriously? peanut? that's a cute nickname for a little girl, but not a cute NAME for a BOY! poor kid…
That is retarded. Peanut is what I called my son when I found out I was pregant. Nickname, NOT a REAL NAME.
so dumb
i didnt like apple to start with but now i like it
peanut will NOT grow on me
I absolutely love General Hospital, but WHAT WAS HE THINKING????
lol, Michael Jackson named one of his kids Blanket!
That's what I named my cat!
You can blame Ingo (do you think kids teased him with the song, "…and Ingo was his name-o!"?) but must also blame his wife/girlfriend/whatever for allowing that to go onto the birth certificate!
Jesus, you just gotta ask what in the hell these people are thinking. I'm thankful my parents were rich or famous–I might have been named for where I was conceived (like Garth Brooks' daughter) and my name would have been, "Back Of A Chevy"!!
Peanut was actually the name of my late Daschund!
Ingo, you really screwed that one up… Maybe Ingo and Ehiku (his fiancee) wanted to continue the tradition of giving weird names that their respective families obviously respected.
I meant to type, "I'm glad my parents WEREN'T rich or famous…"
- if you are a circus act. If the kid grows up to look like Ingo he'll be fine but fucking nothing like a long odds shot out of the gate. Expect major ass kickings on the playground *sigh*
He's no z-lister, that guy is smokin' hot.
i wonder what they'll do if he ends up being allergic…or marries someone who is allergic. that would suck.