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Gwyneth Got Beat!

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Wacky, Tacky & True

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Celebs give their kids such ridiculous names!

We think Apple Paltrow Martin has just been beat for dumbest food-themed name.

According to a Soap Opera Digest, Z-lister Ingo Rademacher (he of the great name himself), an actor on General Hospital, named his new son Peanut Kai Rademacher.

Let's see who'll top that one!

What do you think: Peanut, cute name or silly silly???



168 comments to “Gwyneth Got Beat!”

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  1. dan says – reply to this
    1

    1st suckers!!

  2. Amand says – reply to this
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    More of a dogs name I would think bah hahaha

  3. laure says – reply to this
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    stupid!!

  4. 4

    apple is a wonderful name!

    but PEANUT????
    PEA-NUTS??
    wat the hell ?

  5. jana says – reply to this
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    first

  6. NICO says – reply to this
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    FIRST!! lame

  7. brenn says – reply to this
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    soooo crazy!

  8. morga says – reply to this
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    Peanut is a fucking GIRL DOGS name.

    That "boy" will be scarred for life.

  9. Leigh says – reply to this
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    I think cute….

  10. s says – reply to this
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    IDIOT NAME
    he will be teased

  11. l says – reply to this
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    it's pretty dumb.. i think apple is worse than peanut though.

  12. paty says – reply to this
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    1st
    Silly ASS NAME!!

  13. mee! says – reply to this
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    1st! :]

  14. chris says – reply to this
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    stupid stupid name…good nickname but think of school, etc.

  15. aaaaa says – reply to this
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    dumbbbbbbbbbbb

  16. 16

    Silly. That kids going to be made fun of so bad when he's 16. PEA NUT ;)

  17. aniel says – reply to this
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    stupid….and 1st!!!!!!!

  18. liz says – reply to this
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    ew.

  19. Dar says – reply to this
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    That has got to be the stupidest name I ever heard of.What the FUCK were they thinking?? That kid is going to get the shit kicked out of him when he goes to school

  20. Cassi says – reply to this
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    what an idiot. what are his friends gonna call him…..Pea? ("Pee") that poor kid.

  21. abcde says – reply to this
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    Retarded name. Doesn't he realise that the poor child will become a teenager and an adult one day? I would've HATED my parents if they had given me such a retarded name

  22. Megha says – reply to this
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    That poor poor child. What the heck is up with celebs and their babynaming?

  23. Alexa says – reply to this
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    pretty silly!! Poor kid!!

  24. Alexa says – reply to this
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    I would beat him up…

  25. Caty says – reply to this
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  26. sammy says – reply to this
    26

    every parent nicknames their kid peanut… but actually naming it that?!?!

  27. Girl says – reply to this
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    Ha, Peanut sounds cute when he's a baby, but I don't think there's a man on Earth who'd like to be called Peanut. Really.

  28. lydia says – reply to this
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    cute while he is a kid, but when he gets older its mayjah suicide.

  29. Karsl says – reply to this
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    Peanut is certainly better than Apple!

  30. lolo says – reply to this
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    cute for a nickname but not as a real name comeon people! i am all for original and different names but lets keep food out of it. although peanut might be better than apple, still undecided.

  31. nicol says – reply to this
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    as a nickname perhaps but on a birth cert is retarded

  32. megan says – reply to this
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    now he can name the next one butter. The funny part is that people will assume the kid loves peanuts and will gift him with peanut apparel left and right. The kid will get so sick of it that he will be known as Kai.

  33. Poppy says – reply to this
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    That is sooooo stupid!!! That child will be RIDICULED his WHOLE life!! Thanks DAD!!! (if you can call him that!)

  34. Iknow says – reply to this
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    Peanut is the nickname of Perez's pecker!!

  35. ALKD says – reply to this
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    I LIKE SEX.

  36. Diior says – reply to this
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    that kid will b suicidal after he starts school

  37. Jenn says – reply to this
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    Peanut is a nickname. not a name.

    cute… for a dog

  38. Sarah says – reply to this
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    That's so stupid, gotta feel bad for the kids

  39. BORIN says – reply to this
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    more like nickname then a real name
    i call my friend peanuts

  40. nofun says – reply to this
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    When will these ego maniacal self centered parents think about the children who will be saddled with these retarded names. I just can't wait for the child named turd. I work in the health care field and have had patients name their children after their favorite drug. What a eeeeeeeeffffffffffffffffffffffffffffedddd up world.

  41. silly says – reply to this
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    veryyy silly

  42. J says – reply to this
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    shuttafackup!
    Ingo Rademacher's facking hot!
    gorgeouss..Ah, Hard onZ~
    i facking lurv general hospital

  43. cmax says – reply to this
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    who cares?

  44. wow says – reply to this
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    Wow. that kid is gonna have serious psychological issues growing up..i feel bad for him…for having dumb parents…and a ridiculously stupid name

  45. CC says – reply to this
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    Peanut is way better than Nicole and Keith's daughter: Sunday Roast….WTF?!?! I guess we can make two types of sunday roasts!!! Yummy!

  46. Becci says – reply to this
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    My son's NICKNAME (not actual name) was "Peanut." Until we found out that he had a life-threatening allergy to peanuts. How's that for irony. If this kid has an allergy…

  47. veeje says – reply to this
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    Why don't they just put a "kick my ass" sign on his back, and let him play in traffic…

  48. LASY says – reply to this
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    I am going to name my daughter LAMIERDA STINKS!!!

  49. Ronni says – reply to this
    49

    Scary actually…bc I'm deathly allergic to peanuts!

  50. 50

    That is fucking retarded… but whatever floats your boat I guess…

  51. Kim says – reply to this
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    What the hell is up with people in Hollyweird using kiddie nicknames as real first names? Peanut is a cute nickname but not appropriate for a legal first name. I have a feeling that within the next 20 years we will see a huge surge in legal name changes.

  52. 52

    I think its a ridiculous name.

  53. Jay9 says – reply to this
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    Apple is cute… peanut will be cute for his first year of life. after that he is goin to be living in hell. thanks mom and dad.

  54. da says – reply to this
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    Bullies are gonna kick the living shit out of that kid if he makes it to school…

  55. FREAK says – reply to this
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    WHAT DO EXPECT FROM SOMEONE NAMED"INGO"

  56. summe says – reply to this
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    what is wrong with these parents? Apple is one thing, but peanut????
    whatever happened to normal names? Seems like all the new baby names I see have the strangest spellings or are just plain made up. The kids are going to get incredibly tired of constantly having to spell their names as they grow up.

  57. Jorda says – reply to this
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    i GUESS IT is ok to name your kid whatever you want but, DAMN people are going above and beyond stupid Please at least get some people naming their kids simple nice old fashion names.

  58. Margi says – reply to this
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    Cute for a 2 year old. What's he gonna be called when he's all grown up? WALNUT?

  59. Anna says – reply to this
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    Does he hate his child? Why else would he want to hurt him so?

  60. mike says – reply to this
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    apple and peanut aren't as bad as Audio Science that Shannyn Sossamon from A Knights Tale named her child

  61. Kelly says – reply to this
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    who cares what your name is when your dad is Ingo! he is freakin gorgeous. puuuurrrrrrrrrrrr!

  62. AMO says – reply to this
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    Did they not think about how bullies will shorten it to Pea? I wouldn't want my kid called Pea the Pee Pee Head!

  63. Amber says – reply to this
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    if i were a guy i would definitely not want to be named PEANUT. can you imagine what high school is gonna be like for that kid with a name like that???

  64. whate says – reply to this
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    f'n retarded

  65. Gaby says – reply to this
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    My name is Gabriela and growing up people would make fun of me cause they would say Gaby you talk to much and so on. I could not imagine Apple or Peanut. Kids are cruel!!! My sis was ISABEL and they would go around and call her ding dong since it was like Is A Bel.

  66. jenn says – reply to this
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    Peanut IS my dog's name.

  67. booge says – reply to this
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    PEANUT??? I named my pet ostrich Peanut! Now what am I supposed to do? I thought I was being original now!

  68. Jaye says – reply to this
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    this kid will get an ass-whupping every day of his life.

  69. ken says – reply to this
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    does anyone here find it rather trivial at all…………..a name is just a bunch of letters that make up a sound. Is it really that big of a deal? You are not your name and you are not your ego so it doesn't even matter. All of the judgement on anu of this is just a waste of time. Peace!

  70. GuyZo says – reply to this
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    These are some fucked up kids name:

    Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn of Penn & Teller’s daughter
    Pilot Inspektor: actor Jason Lee’s son
    Fifi Trixibelle: Bob Geldoff’s daughter
    Poppy Honey: chef Jamie Oliver’s daughter
    God’iss Love Stone: Lil’ Moe, r&b artist, daughter
    Poppy Honey: chef Jamie Oliver’s daughter
    Dixie Boo:chef Jamie Oliver’s daughter
    Dixie Dot: chef Jamie Oliver’s daughter

  71. Chris says – reply to this
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    I'm sorry, but it will never beat Penn Jillete's daughter, who is named Moxie Crimefighter or Jason Lee's child, Pilot Inspektor.

  72. Trip says – reply to this
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    And no one heard of this stupe until he named his child such a vile name.
    Here's how it probably went:
    Wife: Honey, I'm in so much pain…I think the meds are kicking in….
    Nurse: We need to get a name for the baby…
    Dumb man: I can do that
    (Dumb man look at his son, then focus' on his son's pee-pee)
    Dumb man: That's a Peanut!
    Nurse: We'll we are in New York… And you are in show business… and your wife, who would probably wound you for doing this is passed out, so I just put that down.

  73. ziggl says – reply to this
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    I know a girl at uni called Peanut Honour Lamb….
    yes, sounds like peanut on a lamb

  74. 74

    OMG!! Thats a dogs name!!!

  75. wtf says – reply to this
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    LMFAO This guy is from Germany. Did he come over here and hear people calling their kids the popular nickname peanut and think it was actually a real and popular name here? Poor kid. His parents should seriously be b!tch slapped.

  76. Rhond says – reply to this
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    I love Jax, hate "peanut" that's worse than a dog's name. not cool!

  77. 77

    I agree with **ShantiShanti* (number 4), Apple is a beautiful name, but Peanut? Are msot stars drunk when they decide this things, or do they flip through some basic dictionary for the first noun they see?
    Although…has ANYONE ever heard of the star baby named Pilot Inspector? Saw it on MTV/VH1 ages ago, never again.

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