Gwyneth Got Beat!

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Wacky, Tacky & True

Celebs give their kids such ridiculous names!

We think Apple Paltrow Martin has just been beat for dumbest food-themed name.

According to a Soap Opera Digest, Z-lister Ingo Rademacher (he of the great name himself), an actor on General Hospital, named his new son Peanut Kai Rademacher.

Let's see who'll top that one!

What do you think: Peanut, cute name or silly silly???

Posted: Jul 16, 2008 at 5:00 pm / Email this »

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dan says – reply to this

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1st suckers!!
Amand says – reply to this

2

More of a dogs name I would think bah hahaha
laure says – reply to this

3

stupid!!
**ShantiShanti* says – reply to this

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apple is a wonderful name!

but PEANUT????
PEA-NUTS??
wat the hell ?
jana says – reply to this

5

first
NICO says – reply to this

6

FIRST!! lame
brenn says – reply to this

7

soooo crazy!
morga says – reply to this

8

Peanut is a fucking GIRL DOGS name.

That "boy" will be scarred for life.
Leigh says – reply to this

9

I think cute….
s says – reply to this

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IDIOT NAME
he will be teased
l says – reply to this

11

it's pretty dumb.. i think apple is worse than peanut though.
paty says – reply to this

12

1st
Silly ASS NAME!!
mee! says – reply to this

13

1st! :]
chris says – reply to this

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stupid stupid name…good nickname but think of school, etc.
aaaaa says – reply to this

15

dumbbbbbbbbbbb
Heather says – reply to this

16

Silly. That kids going to be made fun of so bad when he's 16. PEA NUT
aniel says – reply to this

17

stupid….and 1st!!!!!!!
liz says – reply to this

18

ew.
Dar says – reply to this

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That has got to be the stupidest name I ever heard of.What the FUCK were they thinking?? That kid is going to get the shit kicked out of him when he goes to school
Cassi says – reply to this

20

what an idiot. what are his friends gonna call him…..Pea? ("Pee") that poor kid.
abcde says – reply to this

21

Retarded name. Doesn't he realise that the poor child will become a teenager and an adult one day? I would've HATED my parents if they had given me such a retarded name
Megha says – reply to this

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That poor poor child. What the heck is up with celebs and their babynaming?
Alexa says – reply to this

23

pretty silly!! Poor kid!!
Alexa says – reply to this

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I would beat him up…
Caty says – reply to this

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sammy says – reply to this

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every parent nicknames their kid peanut… but actually naming it that?!?!
Girl says – reply to this

27

Ha, Peanut sounds cute when he's a baby, but I don't think there's a man on Earth who'd like to be called Peanut. Really.
lydia says – reply to this

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cute while he is a kid, but when he gets older its mayjah suicide.
Karsl says – reply to this

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Peanut is certainly better than Apple!
lolo says – reply to this

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cute for a nickname but not as a real name comeon people! i am all for original and different names but lets keep food out of it. although peanut might be better than apple, still undecided.
nicol says – reply to this

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as a nickname perhaps but on a birth cert is retarded
megan says – reply to this

32

now he can name the next one butter. The funny part is that people will assume the kid loves peanuts and will gift him with peanut apparel left and right. The kid will get so sick of it that he will be known as Kai.
Poppy says – reply to this

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That is sooooo stupid!!! That child will be RIDICULED his WHOLE life!! Thanks DAD!!! (if you can call him that!)
Iknow says – reply to this

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Peanut is the nickname of Perez's pecker!!
ALKD says – reply to this

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I LIKE SEX.
Diior says – reply to this

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that kid will b suicidal after he starts school
Jenn says – reply to this

37

Peanut is a nickname. not a name.

cute… for a dog
Sarah says – reply to this

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That's so stupid, gotta feel bad for the kids
BORIN says – reply to this

39

more like nickname then a real name
i call my friend peanuts
nofun says – reply to this

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When will these ego maniacal self centered parents think about the children who will be saddled with these retarded names. I just can't wait for the child named turd. I work in the health care field and have had patients name their children after their favorite drug. What a eeeeeeeeffffffffffffffffffffffffffffedddd up world.
silly says – reply to this

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veryyy silly
J says – reply to this

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shuttafackup!
Ingo Rademacher's facking hot!
gorgeouss..Ah, Hard onZ~
i facking lurv general hospital
cmax says – reply to this

43

who cares?
wow says – reply to this

44

Wow. that kid is gonna have serious psychological issues growing up..i feel bad for him…for having dumb parents…and a ridiculously stupid name
CC says – reply to this

45

Peanut is way better than Nicole and Keith's daughter: Sunday Roast….WTF?!?! I guess we can make two types of sunday roasts!!! Yummy!
Becci says – reply to this

46

My son's NICKNAME (not actual name) was "Peanut." Until we found out that he had a life-threatening allergy to peanuts. How's that for irony. If this kid has an allergy…
veeje says – reply to this

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Why don't they just put a "kick my ass" sign on his back, and let him play in traffic…
LASY says – reply to this

48

I am going to name my daughter LAMIERDA STINKS!!!
Ronni says – reply to this

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Scary actually…bc I'm deathly allergic to peanuts!
plusmodellaviola says – reply to this

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That is fucking retarded… but whatever floats your boat I guess…
Kim says – reply to this

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What the hell is up with people in Hollyweird using kiddie nicknames as real first names? Peanut is a cute nickname but not appropriate for a legal first name. I have a feeling that within the next 20 years we will see a huge surge in legal name changes.
cavegirl says – reply to this

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I think its a ridiculous name.
Jay9 says – reply to this

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Apple is cute… peanut will be cute for his first year of life. after that he is goin to be living in hell. thanks mom and dad.
da says – reply to this

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Bullies are gonna kick the living shit out of that kid if he makes it to school…
FREAK says – reply to this

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WHAT DO EXPECT FROM SOMEONE NAMED"INGO"
summe says – reply to this

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what is wrong with these parents? Apple is one thing, but peanut????
whatever happened to normal names? Seems like all the new baby names I see have the strangest spellings or are just plain made up. The kids are going to get incredibly tired of constantly having to spell their names as they grow up.
Jorda says – reply to this

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i GUESS IT is ok to name your kid whatever you want but, DAMN people are going above and beyond stupid Please at least get some people naming their kids simple nice old fashion names.
Margi says – reply to this

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Cute for a 2 year old. What's he gonna be called when he's all grown up? WALNUT?
Anna says – reply to this

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Does he hate his child? Why else would he want to hurt him so?
mike says – reply to this

60

apple and peanut aren't as bad as Audio Science that Shannyn Sossamon from A Knights Tale named her child
Kelly says – reply to this

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who cares what your name is when your dad is Ingo! he is freakin gorgeous. puuuurrrrrrrrrrrr!
AMO says – reply to this

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Did they not think about how bullies will shorten it to Pea? I wouldn't want my kid called Pea the Pee Pee Head!
Amber says – reply to this

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if i were a guy i would definitely not want to be named PEANUT. can you imagine what high school is gonna be like for that kid with a name like that???
whate says – reply to this

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f'n retarded
Gaby says – reply to this

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My name is Gabriela and growing up people would make fun of me cause they would say Gaby you talk to much and so on. I could not imagine Apple or Peanut. Kids are cruel!!! My sis was ISABEL and they would go around and call her ding dong since it was like Is A Bel.
jenn says – reply to this

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Peanut IS my dog's name.
booge says – reply to this

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PEANUT??? I named my pet ostrich Peanut! Now what am I supposed to do? I thought I was being original now!
Jaye says – reply to this

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this kid will get an ass-whupping every day of his life.
ken says – reply to this

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does anyone here find it rather trivial at all…………..a name is just a bunch of letters that make up a sound. Is it really that big of a deal? You are not your name and you are not your ego so it doesn't even matter. All of the judgement on anu of this is just a waste of time. Peace!
GuyZo says – reply to this

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These are some fucked up kids name:

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn of Penn & Teller’s daughter
Pilot Inspektor: actor Jason Lee’s son
Fifi Trixibelle: Bob Geldoff’s daughter
Poppy Honey: chef Jamie Oliver’s daughter
God’iss Love Stone: Lil’ Moe, r&b artist, daughter
Poppy Honey: chef Jamie Oliver’s daughter
Dixie Boo:chef Jamie Oliver’s daughter
Dixie Dot: chef Jamie Oliver’s daughter
Chris says – reply to this

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I'm sorry, but it will never beat Penn Jillete's daughter, who is named Moxie Crimefighter or Jason Lee's child, Pilot Inspektor.
Trip says – reply to this

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And no one heard of this stupe until he named his child such a vile name.
Here's how it probably went:
Wife: Honey, I'm in so much pain…I think the meds are kicking in….
Nurse: We need to get a name for the baby…
Dumb man: I can do that
(Dumb man look at his son, then focus' on his son's pee-pee)
Dumb man: That's a Peanut!
Nurse: We'll we are in New York… And you are in show business… and your wife, who would probably wound you for doing this is passed out, so I just put that down.
ziggl says – reply to this

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I know a girl at uni called Peanut Honour Lamb….
yes, sounds like peanut on a lamb
rocrmom94 says – reply to this

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OMG!! Thats a dogs name!!!
wtf says – reply to this

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LMFAO This guy is from Germany. Did he come over here and hear people calling their kids the popular nickname peanut and think it was actually a real and popular name here? Poor kid. His parents should seriously be b!tch slapped.
Rhond says – reply to this

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I love Jax, hate "peanut" that's worse than a dog's name. not cool!
Half.of.it says – reply to this

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I agree with **ShantiShanti* (number 4), Apple is a beautiful name, but Peanut? Are msot stars drunk when they decide this things, or do they flip through some basic dictionary for the first noun they see?
Although…has ANYONE ever heard of the star baby named Pilot Inspector? Saw it on MTV/VH1 ages ago, never again.
Blunt says – reply to this

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I guess these retarded celebrities think this is chic and trendy, to give children idiotic, embarrassing names but this shit is serious. How in the fuck is this little, innocent boy supposed to be taken seriously with a name like Peanut? Way to handicap his self esteem way before it gets a chance to be developed. I mean, this is child abuse, really. How the fuck is he supposed to grow into an honorable man who commands respect with a humiliating name like "Peanut"? I can already tell you now that there will be many tears shed as a result of this very poor decision. All Ingo had to do was just use the timy fraction of his brain that still works and settle on a name like Joseph, Robert, James, Thomas, Andrew, Michael, etc. Anything even close to these kind of names would have given this kid an incredible life, being the son of a wealthy star. God himself would have shouted from the mountaintops, "Anything but a food name, Ingo, anything." Nope, he couldn't resist. What absolute lapse of sanity would lead him to be amused by this name? This is certain proof he must, must be on drugs.
Half.of.it says – reply to this

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Re: GuyZo –
Ah gods yes, someone saw it! Who in their right mind would name thier child PILOT INSPEKTOR????? What, does the K instead of C make it alright?
kayle says – reply to this

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its not as bad as Sunday Rose (Sunday roast) which nicole kidman named her daughter the other day
koolk says – reply to this

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imagine him at a job interview…"hi my name is peanut and i really like to work at this firm…." how stupid s that??? hilarious….BAHAhahahahahah…..i think it is a very silly name. Wat ould his friends call him? NUTTY??
jen says – reply to this

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Apple is cute. Peanut is a bit weird, but still kinda cute. But either is better then KAL-EL or PIOLET INSPEKTOR!
Stacy says – reply to this

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What an awful thing to do to your child. A name is so important, and 'Peanut' sucks. Really, really , really awful.
Nikki says – reply to this

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peanut is kinda cute in a way
Bob says – reply to this

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First of all, who really likes the name they are given?? The kid can change it….sound familiar Mario?

Secondly, if Ingo Rademacher is Z-list and has had a daytime and primetime career for over 12 years on major TV networks (ABC & NBC) what is Mario/Perez? I guess Perez wouldn't even make the alphabet.
sasa says – reply to this

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I call my daughter peanut as an enderment, but as her official name. no way
jan says – reply to this

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apple is actually a real name, not just some name Paltrow came up with (*huh* gasp!!)it appears in several baby name books if you all didn't know meaning she's obviously not the first one to name her kid that, but I see some cruel jokes in Peanut's future. At least when he turns 18 he can legally change his name, if his parents haven't already done it by then
kisme says – reply to this

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I don't know about you, but I'd rather be named Peanut or Apple rather than; Dweezil, Moon Unit, Elijah Blue, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen, Fifi-Trixibelle, Moxie Crimefighter, Tiger Lily Heavenly Hiraani, Rocket, Jigme, Pilot Inspekter or Tabooger and that's just off the top of my head/.
Claud says – reply to this

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seriously? peanut? that's a cute nickname for a little girl, but not a cute NAME for a BOY! poor kid…
Laure says – reply to this

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That is retarded. Peanut is what I called my son when I found out I was pregant. Nickname, NOT a REAL NAME.
t. says – reply to this

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so dumb
i didnt like apple to start with but now i like it
peanut will NOT grow on me
cody says – reply to this

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I absolutely love General Hospital, but WHAT WAS HE THINKING????
marya says – reply to this

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lol, Michael Jackson named one of his kids Blanket!
TLish says – reply to this

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That's what I named my cat!
Leni says – reply to this

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You can blame Ingo (do you think kids teased him with the song, "…and Ingo was his name-o!"?) but must also blame his wife/girlfriend/whatever for allowing that to go onto the birth certificate!

Jesus, you just gotta ask what in the hell these people are thinking. I'm thankful my parents were rich or famous–I might have been named for where I was conceived (like Garth Brooks' daughter) and my name would have been, "Back Of A Chevy"!!
Lauri says – reply to this

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Peanut was actually the name of my late Daschund!

Ingo, you really screwed that one up… Maybe Ingo and Ehiku (his fiancee) wanted to continue the tradition of giving weird names that their respective families obviously respected.
Leni says – reply to this

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I meant to type, "I'm glad my parents WEREN'T rich or famous…"
Cute- says – reply to this

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- if you are a circus act. If the kid grows up to look like Ingo he'll be fine but fucking nothing like a long odds shot out of the gate. Expect major ass kickings on the playground *sigh*
okay says – reply to this

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He's no z-lister, that guy is smokin' hot.
ann says – reply to this

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i wonder what they'll do if he ends up being allergic…or marries someone who is allergic. that would suck.

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