If A Tree Falls In An Empty Forrest…

Filed under: Reality Television > VH1

This should come as no surprise!

Brett Michaels and that chick who won Rock Of Love 2 have broken up.

And, as that news "breaks", Vh1 has announced that it is bringing the reality show back for a 3rd season.

At this point, does anybody still care????

Posted: Jul 16, 2008 at 7:30 pm / Email this »

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mini says – reply to this

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trash
mini says – reply to this

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omg i was first!!!!
Dixie says – reply to this

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SAD!!!!
shere says – reply to this

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I'm from Aus and i have no idea who this guy even is, who cares!
Natalie831 says – reply to this

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1st!!!!!!!!!!!!
vango says – reply to this

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No, no and no one cares…Brett, go retire you washed up rocker!
yoo says – reply to this

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no one cares! reality tv shows are so ridiculous at this point.
sexyJaxsy says – reply to this

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ew
dfcdf says – reply to this

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Nice makeup, seriously though he was hot back in the day
mini says – reply to this

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what the fuck…i was first
nyc says – reply to this

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She was annoying and so is he
ashli says – reply to this

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god he is so repulsive it's unbelievable
sunshyne says – reply to this

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I still care!!
Olivi says – reply to this

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second?
jenil says – reply to this

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I cant wait i wish it was me with him i LOVE HIM !!!!!!
amand says – reply to this

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UH, YES.
this show is fucking hilarious.
idc whatchu say.
rob says – reply to this

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Hell no!! what girl would wanna be with that fool anyway?
kiki says – reply to this

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1st?
sherr says – reply to this

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going on the 3rd season!!?? Wow! If he hasn't found a women by now I think he should just give up looking.

but then again I'm sure he's only doing this show for the money.
cutel says – reply to this

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This show and all the reality shows like it are retarded! As if a person can find love on a television show. Plus it's obvious that Bret is attracted to sluts, so I don't understand why he just doesn't hang out in a bar in New Jersey! He'll meet plenty of skanky chicks who fit his bill there. He's a dumbass and so are the women on his show!
Karie says – reply to this

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WHO CARES?????????? STUPID! Hes a has been-
adria says – reply to this

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Almost 1st and who gives a shit.
Akata says – reply to this

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I care
j says – reply to this

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Why are we giving this loser more money? The dude wears hair extensions.
jenna says – reply to this

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first!?!
Janea says – reply to this

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That chick in the red t-shirt is pretty
Bryan says – reply to this

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Perez,

Seriously, pay me to spell check you. Forest. The other one was played by Tom Hanks.
Clair says – reply to this

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Separated at birth - Brett Michaels with Fergie!
isabe says – reply to this

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hahahahah SHE WAS UGLY ANYWAYS. and had SAGGYYY TITSSSSS EWWWW WHO WANTS THAT. shuda picked daisy.
Pili says – reply to this

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I LOVE Rock OF Love!
Dana says – reply to this

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Aww that sucks
sophi says – reply to this

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YES, YOU TWAT! IT'S MAKING MY ENTIRE MONTH!!
word says – reply to this

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He looks like a freakin' girl in that picture. Stop with the makeup and airbrushing…yuck!!!
fatso says – reply to this

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um no, nobody cares about that tranny piece of trash, any, more than they care about you, fatso.
lame says – reply to this

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Who cares about that gay ass show, Poison sucked they were a wannabe pop glam band with shitty music and he's old and washed up move on!
aubre says – reply to this

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he fucking makes me sick.
he looks like a girl; his hair is sosososo fake;and woman only want him because he has money.

pathetic
Justi says – reply to this

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The real fool is Perez. He can't even spell 'forest' properly….
scoot says – reply to this

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the woman in the red bandana is pretty, what is her name??
zzzzz says – reply to this

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brett is boring and is not in it for the long haul.

the guy probably sees a dr weekly for all the stds he has!
Lisa says – reply to this

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PEREZ!! GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT ON LAUREN CONRAD. POST HER SIDE OF THE STORY! CAUSE THEY SAID SHE'S INNOCENT ABOUT THE DOG THING. DONT BE A BIAS BITCH!!
brett says – reply to this

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actually yes….. love the show even if it is fake
Dan J says – reply to this

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Is that FERGIE FERG? HA HA HA
ovaah says – reply to this

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They should preview this show at Guantannommo as torture tactic.
klm says – reply to this

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OK, that bitch from season 2 was old and nasty. I don't know why he ever picked her. Her face seriously looked like a monkey! She thought she was smarter than everyone else- bitch you can't be too smart to be fucking Bret Michaels! I hope she used protection. So, you all know that you watched the show, so don't even say "who cares?"
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I can't wait to see what kind of HO's he bangs on season 3!
saraduhhh says – reply to this

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so much for season 2 being his last.
JESSI says – reply to this

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I DO!!!!
Shaun says – reply to this

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He may be old but I still think he is sexy as hell… I will still watch!
alex says – reply to this

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my friend tried out for the show way back in like march. she was in the 8th round of like 20 or something. so i knew they weren't together even before the show ended
Tina says – reply to this

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How can you "break up" if you weren't REALLY together in the first place? It's all for show ……..
kate says – reply to this

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Not at all. fuck is FAKE show!!! he does the show for publicity and SEX. then he keeps the winner around to fuck until they announce the next season then he dumps her…
nicol says – reply to this

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I would love for Brett to get a fucking life in a serious way. Perhaps loser Michaels should attempt to find something more in common with woman than 1; stripping 2; big tits cause its not like he's 21 dude. grow up.

Your #1 Fan
:) says – reply to this

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Re: j – lol! you just made my day, thanks a bunch.
Jess says – reply to this

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I CARE i effing love that show.
L* says – reply to this

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he looks like fergie
Loved says – reply to this

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You know, I am 32 and I loved Brett back in the day when he was with Poison! I watched the first show and really did not like it because of the scanky ho's - but I watched it anyway and was actually happy with who he ended up with. Then when I saw a 2nd season was being done - I was pissed and did not watch it. The only reason he is doing it is for the $$$$ and so many dumb asses will watch it because of the stupid ho's! Any normal girl would not touch him with a 10 ft pole - he has to have some sort of STD! The way he has presented himself on this show has made me totally dislike him!!! It sucks too because he was so hot back in the day!
WTF does "Unskinnybob" mean anyway
K says – reply to this

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Is this guy really so hard up that he has to come back 3 years in a row to try and find "love" again? Another year of going through a line up of nasty ass fake ho's. How much more face sucking do we need to see? It's quite obvious he is NOT a catch. He's never been married and at this stage in his life, I'd say it's safe to say he never will be. In this season, can we atleast see him without the wig or hair extensions. That would be a pleasant surprise! Or better yet, why not introduce one of this unlucky ladies to his children? That might actually make this show seem credible.
jen says – reply to this

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FOREST is the correct spelling
dd says – reply to this

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VH1 is like a copy of MTV and where washed up stars go. it wont be long until the Hills "stars" go on it
Kitty says – reply to this

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I would like to bitch slap that pouty puss of his. What a douche.
ken says – reply to this

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Hell yes the same freaks that have watched this shiz in the past will savor every sorry ass moment of it. Just like they swallow the Tile Tequila horse shit. What a waste of time, oh and since you don't care so much why are you reporting it?

It would be kind of cool if TV actually showed something of value and people that were talented instead of losers that fabricate drama.
Erica says – reply to this

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I do lol i love any reality show poor amber ='( i thought they made a good couple
DanaMarie=] says – reply to this

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haha do any of those shows work??? flavor of love…shot at love…rock of love…and i love new york….who cares their HILARIOUS!!!
rolling stone says – reply to this

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Is the chick in the middle last seasons winner?
veeje says – reply to this

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Somebody needs to tell this old bald fuck to pizz off…"reality" tv??? Yeah, right.
capnc says – reply to this

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Re: Loved – Unskinnybob? Are u effin' kidding me? If ur such a fan, u would know it is unskinny bop and if u listened to the music, u would know what it means….anybop, I would watch it! It is hilarious watching these washed up snags fight over something they're not going to really win in the first place. He should have stuck with Heather from season 1 and ended it there….just my opinion.
hah says – reply to this

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It is a trainwreck! like your site and tmz!!
EB says – reply to this

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I dont care as much about him..but the show is hilarious and very entertaining!
Cathy says – reply to this

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Wow , what a SHOCKER!! Cause no OTHER reality dating show like i dunoo TILA TEQUILA has ever failed I didnt even BOTHER watching tht show . Psh . shows like tht ALWAYS fail…
Jilli says – reply to this

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Sadly, yes. I don't watch many reality shows, but I do watch this one - it's so trashy that it's funny and it kinda draws you in.
Bax says – reply to this

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woo-hoo! I LOVE this show - pure fun trash!
Me says – reply to this

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He is soooo gross!!!
RE CA says – reply to this

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First of all, I miss spelled Bop. Second, I did listen to the music, when it was cool! You are just too much of a skank to realize Brett is washed up!

Go F*** urself! Motley Crew was better anyway!
ArizonaLioness says – reply to this

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Anything for ratings. I'll watch just to make fun of the ho's!
Whisk says – reply to this

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Please! Who does he think he is, Flava Flav? By now the audience knows, its not a reality show but a scripted sitcom. Let's just be real! And, the only "Women" if you can call them that, who go on that show are looking for their 15 min of fame. They dream about being cast on I Love Money 2 or Charm School 2. I've really started to despise reality tv. Look what you started MTV!!!!!! Ugh!
beach says – reply to this

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I thought this was a picture of a girl.

He's waaaaay to fem for my tastes. Did someone tell him his time is over? The kiss of death is when a "celebrity" signs up for a so-called reality series.

Does anybody but me realize these "reality shows" are totally scripted and edited?

Off with his head!
kk says – reply to this

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she was at the hotel i work at last month with some short drunk guy… she was obviously cheating on him
craba says – reply to this

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completely thought he was fergie for a full 2 minutes. not gonna lie.
SASHA says – reply to this

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I CARE…OH YES…I WILL WATCH BITCHES…
Brian says – reply to this

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I thought this was Fergie in a headband.
Sally says – reply to this

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FUCK YES I CARE I LOVE TRASHY REALITY TV.
Misses Small says – reply to this

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BOOO!!!! That show is old news, it's all about "I Love Money" now!!
sandi says – reply to this

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It was on for two seasons? Oh dear God are there no original ideas left?
Michelle Renee C says – reply to this

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at this point, you DO care, or you would not have posted it..
katlu says – reply to this

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fergie? is that you?
cunt says – reply to this

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YES I WANT TO DATE A DIABETIC DOUCHEBAG WHO WEARS BUTTROCKER HAIR EXTENSIONS YES YES YES YES YES ALL THE WOMEN ON THESE SHOWS ARE STUPID FUCKING HOOKERS AND DESERVE TO GET PUNCHED IN THE VAGINA REPETITIVELY.
Mel says – reply to this

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This dude is a total douche bag anyways. She's better off. But I would consider getting some bloodwork done honey he looks like he's had a STD or 8……..
heath says – reply to this

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I love Bret!
Mike says – reply to this

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I totally thought this was a pic of Fergie.
Kelly says – reply to this

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ahhh hahahahaha!!!!! honestly, i'm not surprised they broke up but COME ON!!! someone other than Bret Michaels please?!?!
capnc says – reply to this

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Re: RE CA – You're right….the fact that I am a fan of an older rock band does make me a skank. U would think that at 32 yrs. old u would be over my comment before u even finished reading it….U know cuz by that age, you should be able to let something like that roll off your shoulders. Take your prozac and go lay down! Skank me all you like darlin'….I will still sleep tonight!
Court says – reply to this

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BEST. SHOW. EVER.
Fer says – reply to this

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OH SHIT, I THOUGHT THAT WAS FERGIE FOR A SECOND!!! ———— OH SHIT, I THOUGHT THAT WAS FERGIE FOR A SECOND!!! ————OH SHIT, I THOUGHT THAT WAS FERGIE FOR A SECOND!!! ————OH SHIT, I THOUGHT THAT WAS FERGIE FOR A SECOND!!! ————OH SHIT, I THOUGHT THAT WAS FERGIE FOR A SECOND!!! ————OH SHIT, I THOUGHT THAT WAS FERGIE FOR A SECOND!!! ————OH SHIT, I THOUGHT THAT WAS FERGIE FOR A SECOND!!! ————OH SHIT, I THOUGHT THAT WAS FERGIE FOR A SECOND!!! ————————OH SHIT, I THOUGHT THAT WAS FERGIE FOR A SECOND!!! ————OH SHIT, I THOUGHT THAT WAS FERGIE FOR A SECOND!!! ————
lame says – reply to this

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Re: capnc –

The song is lame, I know he is talking about fucking, it's just a stupid phrase to use He's nasty but so are the girls on his show..they all will age very badly! The excessive tanning will age them badly, the unnatural weight of the breast implants will make for some extra saggy titties, and to top it off they will have wrinkled tattoos. Sexy grannies..HAHAHA. The plastic surgeries they will go through to hold on to their youthful skank look will be very amusing.
troy says – reply to this

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Deserves a split/screen with Joan rivers
kate says – reply to this

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he is such a man whore.
POOR says – reply to this

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POOR CAPNC - I'm sure sliding down that stripper pole all night would make me sleep good tonight too.
I guess the fans can see you on the 3rd Season. Good luck!
Net says – reply to this

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Who cares? "I" care!
My whole fuckin' life revolves around this shit! Are you fuckin' kidding me?!! heheheheh
I'll look forward to more Rock of Love simply becuz it is meaningless and that is how i like my entertainment….mindless fun. If I want true reality I'll step out the front door.
fee says – reply to this

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Fuck yeah I watch it - I admit it - I love to watch just what stripper whores will do for 15 minutes of fame with a washed-up, has-been fuckhead……..its tragic tv - and hilarious at the same time. You could have a drinking game everytime Michael says "Awesome" & "Connection"…….you'll end up totally wasted!
Chelsea says – reply to this

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He some-what resembles a frog. I'm not quite sure why, but that's definitely what comes to mind when I look at him. Kermit anyone ? ? Anyways though- ROCK OF LOVE is so fucking entertaining, definitely my favorite show of the moment. I haven't finished watching Rock of Love 2 as it's just in the middle of the season here in Canada, or at least I'm just watching it now. I know that Ambre wins which is cool, but I think Daisy is cute =) hehe. She should've won. I also liked Megan, she was so stupid it was hilarious. When she was eliminated the way she just stood there in front of Brett for like two hours… oh god, how adorable and funny is she? lol. Gotta` love her ! ! ! Buuut yeah, don't like Brett or anything- dumb man hoe but have to give it to him for providing me with some interesting drama filled shit ! woo
cutie says – reply to this

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and you bit*hes had the nerve to tlak about flav,, did you think this crap was real… how stupid.. white folks are th most fake people on the planet.. and at least on flav they may have fought cause that what we do whip ass*s, but at least thet didnt get drunk and fall out and kiss on women and show their flat butts and slide down ole nasty stripper poles! bunch of skanks.. i wont even watch i love money b/c those skanks from rock of love are on there!