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Red Carpet Disaster

Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Zportz > Cristiano Ronaldo

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He may be the most sought after player in soccer right now, but Cristiano Ronaldo gets his ass kicked by David Beckham on the fashion playing field.

Ronnie looked a hot mess at the red carpet of the ESPY Awards in Los Angeles on Wednesday.

From the awful outfit to the shiny face and those shoes, Crissy looked muy malo from head to toe.

It's okay, though. He's young.

We all know Becks had his fare share of fashion missteps back in the day.

Just don't make it a habit, Ronnie!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

156 comments to “Red Carpet Disaster

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  1. shay says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

    and fuck u perez, ronnie is HOT!

  2. yo says – reply to this


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    first

  3. eh says – reply to this


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    almost first. (:

  4. catty says – reply to this


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    first?!! he's still hot as balls - - i'd bang him!!!

  5. Jess says – reply to this


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    =)

  6. Dani says – reply to this


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    what an ass



  7. 7

    Awww

  8. rerer says – reply to this


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    3



  9. 9

    I Still Love Him !



  10. 10

    lol, And Perez you rock I love you your great and I LOVE PEREZHILTON.COM!

  11. awkwa says – reply to this


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    i love alli

  12. megha says – reply to this


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    not that bad



  13. 13

    He looks like Tiger Woods in this pic.

  14. no1 says – reply to this


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    second..!!!!

  15. kacey says – reply to this


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    aw, poor baby! Wait til he get's back to england. America is making him look greasy !!!

  16. gabri says – reply to this


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    soso fucken hot!

  17. nonam says – reply to this


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    He looks hot, I like the white pants! He can still get it!

  18. Lala says – reply to this


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    He's a HUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. KIM says – reply to this


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    Put Your glasses on!
    He is Gorgeous!!!



  20. 20

    It doesn't matters, P.
    We can forgive him.
    Or, at least, yo lo perdono!!! ((LLLL!
    LOVE U P,
    AND LOVEEEE YOUUUU CRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

    xoxo.

    miss evelina.

  21. Rosar says – reply to this


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    Agreed on the shiny….but this pendejo is HOT as….well as F$$K!

  22. venez says – reply to this


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    come on HE IS THE HOTTEST GUY ALIVE! I LOVE HIM SO BADDDDD HE LOOKS PRETTY HE LIVES IN ENGLAND COME ON THIS IS LA

  23. Kyle says – reply to this


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    Perez, Your fat ass would sweat in shorts in December!
    He's in a suit in July! Dumbass!!

  24. Allih says – reply to this


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    Re: awkwa

    I love akward kaarin!

    and ps. he will never be becks

  25. alisa says – reply to this


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    perezzzzz……. you and i being from la both know its been freakin hot lately..thats why hes so shiny! but yeah, he still should have used an oil blotter or somethin.

  26. Anonymous says – reply to this


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    ….Says the fag who has a line at HOT TOPIC of all places.

  27. LMC says – reply to this


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    Is that suit PINK?!?! What the hell was he thinking…He's still HOT though. Thanks for the pic Perez!!!

  28. Whate says – reply to this


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    Re: kacey – It's simply a thing called eurothrash that makes him look like a greaseball. America can only wipe away so much eurotrash slime in such a short period of time you stupid cunt. An extended stay in the states and he'll be degreased and de-eurothrashed.

  29. Annie says – reply to this


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    R we a little P.O.'d that Chris saved himself from a lifetime scrip to herp meds and turned down your fugly friend Paris? Bye the bye, sweety, Chris could be head to toe in a glad bag and be sporting a shaved head and covered in acne and still look better than your doughy ass, little-virgin-’cause-no-man-will-touch-his-fugly-ass-and-even-his-own-dog-hates-him Perez? Hmmm?

  30. divya says – reply to this


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    Give him a break he just went thru a surgery!!

  31. lol says – reply to this


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    OH I see Perez is jealous of a real Manly Man!

  32. ssq says – reply to this


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    He has a bad tan,the skin is greasy but he looks good.Can't stand him though.
    Did you see Beckham's young pictures he looked horrible Victoria helped him.

  33. schme says – reply to this


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    I'd still hit it and NEVER quit it!

  34. erin says – reply to this


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    Re: Kyle – hahahahaahahaha.

  35. asdas says – reply to this


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    If Ellen Dengenrate were tan and a man.

  36. Kei says – reply to this


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    Perez please learn know he's from Portugal he speaks portuguese duh

  37. shesh says – reply to this


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    u idiot! You DO KNOW HIS LAST NAME IS DOSSANTOS AND NOT RONALDO RIGHT?????!!!!!

  38. dobbs says – reply to this


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    EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    he looks soooo greasy!!!!!!

    typical wetback

  39. faux says – reply to this


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    idqaf.still super HOt!!!
    yumm.

  40. lol says – reply to this


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    His style is tacky . he needs a cowboy hat

  41. You I says – reply to this


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    YOU KNOW NOTHING PEREZ!
    YOU ARE A SOCCER POSER.
    AND HIS NAME ISN'T "CRISSY" EITHER.
    YOU AND YOUR FAT UGLY GAY NON FASHIONABLE SELF !!!

  42. Karen says – reply to this


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    What Evs! I just love how the fashion disaster which is Perez talks shit about everyone's looks. Bitter, bitter queen– he is.

  43. Jade says – reply to this


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    white all the way! HE'S HOTT! but why his face's so shiny??? stop putting the make-up of your mother ronnie! nice sunglasses!

  44. Renee says – reply to this


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    My boyfriend is Eurpoean and told me that they like to dress in all white.

    Don't ask me why…

  45. Sarah says – reply to this


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    He did just have surgery.

  46. marsh says – reply to this


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    stop hating, he's so hot &he looks good

  47. he tu says – reply to this


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    does this have to do with paris (big feet) hilton being turned down yesterday by ronaldo. it shows he has taste ms paris mc valtrex got shut down by him. i think the benji (dogs name) relationship is over. BTW why didnt you post the story of wonk eye being turned down by this hunk of man yesterday?

  48. eve says – reply to this


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    first of all…he's not from the usa…what do you expect?

    perez looks terrible too. sweaty and fat.



  49. 49

    HOT HOT HOT!!
    cud have done without the shades tho…
    not great.
    his face is always shiny….??

  50. no na says – reply to this


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    d listed has the story of paris being turned down by him. it shows he has taste after all.

  51. Sara says – reply to this


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    I guess you are looking beyond his CRUTCHES, maybe his whole outfit depended on his disability.you are just mean,not funny and who cares about your view on his outfit? You had blue hair not to long ago which is so nineties.I am happy to see a lawsuit regarding your posting a email address, you say you won't and then you did! So bad and soooo wrong, and you will get what you deserve.

  52. jen says – reply to this


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    how can you talk about someone like that who's basically cripple?
    it's like everything you post on your site is the opposite of what a normal, compassionate human being would think or say.
    you really need to think twice about… well everything you do.

  53. S. says – reply to this


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    Aw, give him a break Perez. He's still healing, and can't devote his full energy to being hott.

  54. CR7RQ says – reply to this


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    people need 2 stop hating on him… he's still F**KING SEXY =)

  55. ROnda says – reply to this


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    why do all the celebs have shiny faces?

  56. heat says – reply to this


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    maybe he looks like ass because he's on crutches! I don't think he really cares how he looks with the condition he is in right now having to go on the red carpet and all. He's still hot to me

  57. Mafal says – reply to this


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    god, i can't understand how you guys think Cristiano is hot :s i honestly don't.
    but yeah, since i'm from portugal i just want him to play good football and stop being self-centered.

  58. WTF says – reply to this


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    AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT SEES THIS MAN WITH CRUTCHES ? i THINK HE CAN GET A PASS ON THE RED CARPET THIS TIME …HES GOT OTHER ISSUES GOING ON BESIDES LOOKS

  59. Mafal says – reply to this


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    oh, and did i mentioned that i agree with you ? D I S A S T E R. but well, he never had good taste when it comes to clothing

  60. BiOtc says – reply to this


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    See, those shades don't look good on everyone.

  61. Pickl says – reply to this


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    id still bang him twice over and a million more times after taht
    gosh hes gorgeous
    74th?



  62. 62

    guau… se ve ridículo…

  63. c. says – reply to this


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    pobrecito

  64. Annie says – reply to this


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    Oh, and please ..please don't issue any sex tapes of Wonkey and Boy George's afterbirth. I'm churnin' up chunks just thinking about it. k?

  65. vanny says – reply to this


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    this guy looks like the common euro skank!!

  66. cdawg says – reply to this


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    WAY HOTTER THEN BECK

  67. Andre says – reply to this


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    You have no clue!!

  68. cheyy says – reply to this


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    he do looked fucked up lol ;
    but still oh so sexy

  69. Jay says – reply to this


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    PLEASE!! The man is goooorgeous!!
    The crutches are what throw it off- the suit isn't terrible.

  70. nizzy says – reply to this


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    soooo shiny!

  71. Wan** says – reply to this


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  72. arkap says – reply to this


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    Feeling pity for this great soccer player, get well soon

  73. phili says – reply to this


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    you have to dress for the country you are in. this would have worked in europe but it doesn't translate well for LA since it's a very mediterranean look.

  74. mia says – reply to this


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    For such a beautiful guy, he has the worst taste in clothes! If he wasn't such a homophobe, I'd say he needs a nice gay boy to show him how to dress!

  75. sense says – reply to this


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    I don't know why you like him so much, Perez. He looks like a pompous douche and man whore to me!

  76. ines says – reply to this


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    and what did you expect Perez? he hasn't class, he come from a very poor part of Portugal, he loves hookers, mainly spaniard, but don't forget this he is a football player and he escaped from misery with his talent. A kiss from Madrid

  77. buhby says – reply to this


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    EWWW
    WHAT A MESS!!!!
    YUCK!

  78. sqap says – reply to this


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    He is good looking but he has a shitty style(not here he looks ok) and he should stop plucking his eyebrows.

  79. drea says – reply to this


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    Looks better than Zac.

  80. tara says – reply to this


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    he's still the hottest person alive.

  81. Brook says – reply to this


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    I didn't know where to post this since I'm new but I got to tell you Perez I absolutely love your Website and I love what you have to say although some stuff I don't agree I just still love it! You rock man and seem like a fun and awesome person!!!!!!! OH AND TO ALL THE HATERS THAT KEEP SAYING SHIT ABOUT PEREZ SHUT THE F*** UP GOSH YOU GUYS ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIS SITE THEN DON'T COME ON HERE DO YOU COME ON JUST TO MAKE FUN OF HIM OR SOMETHING??? GOSH YOU GUYS NEED TO GROW UP AND STOP BEING SO BORED ;)

  82. Portu says – reply to this


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    if he is portuguese, why do you say "muy malo"? thats spanish

  83. s says – reply to this


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    this look is typical of a portugese man

  84. Anon says – reply to this


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    Re: shesh
    you do know his last name is AVEIRO and not dos Santos :P

  85. Marki says – reply to this


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    Dresses like a latino pimp

  86. deonp says – reply to this


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    LOLOL This look is very Miami…and, Perez, getting fashion advises from you is the same as saying that American Fashion is comparable to the European fashion, NOT IN A MILLION YEARS! And personally, someone that has those childhood photos in large horrible golden frames in the hallway, hmmm, creepy… LOL
    It's funny when Americans call someone Eurotrash because here in Europe we use to call America a Fucked Up Country with Fucked Up people on the Government.
    For us, Europeans, we like to go to US and get a little bit of fun and then get the hell out as fast as we can.

  87. shuga says – reply to this


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    he's fucking hot…!

  88. cathy says – reply to this


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    Rather have Ronaldo anyday - he does not pose like beckham who thinks he is some kind of king of fashion - he and his wife are a couple of greedy, posing, vain, awful people. Ronaldo is at least NATURAL AND HE DOSENT HAVE TO POS IN HIS UNDERPANTS TO ATTRACT ATTENTION TO HIMSELF IN LA

  89. danie says – reply to this


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    O FUCK IT!
    i'd still fuck him
    he's hot as!
    DAMN!

  90. no no says – reply to this


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    He's 23, he should've learned by now. I don't see it happening anymore.



  91. 91

    I never understood all this fuss around Cristiano Ronaldo, really. Maybe the problem is with me, but I don't even think he's hot. He's not even that good as a soccer player. My bad impression related to him may be due to the fact he's so damn cocky and if you watch any game he plays, he's always pretending to be hurt when it wasn't that bad. It's beyond ridiculous. I'd trade him for Beckham, Arshavin, Ballack, Arne Friedrich, David Villa, Kaká ANYTIME - besides being real hotties, they're also DAMN GOOD as players.

  92. kacey says – reply to this


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    Re: Whate

    FUCK U, U UGLY CUNT!!

  93. Wim says – reply to this


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    Why isn't the whole world as "stylish" as you, Perez?…

  94. auds says – reply to this


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    maybe he was just trying to be comfortable since his injured? oh well, he's gorgeous anyway.

  95. titi says – reply to this


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    i like his outfit, its hot

  96. ro says – reply to this


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    Fashion critique from the walking trash bag. Hilarious.

  97. M says – reply to this


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    Looks fine to me. Way better then Becks.
    You're all jealous, jealous, jealous !!!

  98. chin says – reply to this


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    He needs a chin implant. His chin is soooooo weak, small, and slopes back looking freakish. A chin implant would make him hot. A chin implant + less make-up, lessening the eyebrow tweezing, and less poduct in his hair. Girly girly

  99. ?? says – reply to this


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    TO WHATE

    I think America should not be focussing on what you call Eurotrash.
    How about fixing up your economy? It's basically STUFFED.
    Where have you been? ASLEEP !!!!
    Other countries are taking over eg; China and India.
    I wouldn't be raising kids over in the US. No way.

  100. woowo says – reply to this


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    His style is very Euro-let him be! He could wear a paper bag and it wouldn't matter bc his ass is F-I-N-E!!!

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