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Smells Like…

Filed under: Beauty Buzz > Rachel Zoe

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Fashion insiders say 'stylist' Rachel Zoe is coming out with a perfume line.

Release date TBD.

Since when do fashion stylists know shit about fragrances????

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

Posted: July 16, 2008 at 6:58 pm

94 comments to “Smells Like…”



  1. 1

    ew

  2. sassy says – reply to this


    2

    since when do gossip bloggers know anything about fashion lines?



  3. 3

    since when does a gossip columnist know anything about fashion?

  4. amity says – reply to this


    4

    OLDFART

  5. Chris says – reply to this


    5

    WOO let's all smell like raisins!!!



  6. 6

    eww

  7. Cherr says – reply to this


    7

    She's hot for a 60 year old!

  8. pat says – reply to this


    8

    Rachel who??????????????????????????



  9. 9

    this should be under "if you are easily offended"…….skelator is creepy

  10. perez says – reply to this


    10

    she looks like a crack head. Please celebrities, no more perfume!

  11. CATHA says – reply to this


    11

    Mmm, let me guess? Eau de skank with essence of botox?

  12. methh says – reply to this


    12

    smells like burning meth.

  13. HAM says – reply to this


    13

    No Wrinkles my ass! Look at that face! She has Hepatitus C of the face!

  14. suzee says – reply to this


    14

    why is she wearing a throw-rug and bullets around her wrist?

  15. ava says – reply to this


    15

    Doesn't she also have a line of bags @ Neiman Marcus?

  16. mytwo says – reply to this


    16

    since when do jlo mariah etc etc etc know anything about it.

    Anyone can do it.
    Just like you a no one started to Blog and people said what does he know about celebs. you learn as you go.

    I still won't buy it

  17. Nikki says – reply to this


    17

    So you write no wrinkles on her?!
    So SJP isn't allowed any and Zoe has to have some.
    Can they even fucking win with you Perez?

  18. ADRI says – reply to this


    18

    SINCE WHEN DO CELEBRITY GOSSIP BLOGGERS KNOW SHIT ABOUT FASHION????

  19. Nikki says – reply to this


    19

    Re: Kendra – Haha, so true.



  20. 20

    geez bout time for a face lift rachel

  21. cara says – reply to this


    21

    ew…she looks so gross….
    why do people trust her to make them look good…
    eck.

  22. nan says – reply to this


    22

    She looks awful, even after the botox. She looks like an anorexic junkie. Oh, wait…

  23. shane says – reply to this


    23

    Since when do fashion stylists, singers, actors, reality tv whores, paris hiltons, rock stars, soccer players, etc etc etc …. know shit about fragrances????

    Why is this shocking to you?



  24. 24

    She looks like death

  25. Chris says – reply to this


    25

    It'll probably smell like vomit. Why not, I'm sure she's bulimic and used to that smell.

  26. KK says – reply to this


    26

    EWWWWWW she's so haggish!!! Im offended that she shows that mug to the public!

  27. AHEM says – reply to this


    27

    CAN SHE HOLLER AT WENDYS.

  28. chris says – reply to this


    28

    since when do gossip bloggers know shit about clothing for tweens?

  29. Carri says – reply to this


    29

    "Since when do fashion stylists know shit about fragrances????"

    I feel the same about celebrities…

  30. a;lsk says – reply to this


    30

    Re: Aron Imaibal –

    You have the audacity to say that something on this site looks horrible??? Get your filthy shit picture off this site. I don't come here to look at that garbage. I have emailed the contact name of this site to take it off. It's disgusting and offensive.

  31. haha says – reply to this


    31

    since when do celebrities know anything about perfume? since when does any celebrity endorser know anything about the product they sell?

  32. funny says – reply to this


    32

    She looks like she would smell like burning human flesh.

  33. Jess says – reply to this


    33

    Re: Cherr –
    ummm she's actually 36.

  34. Lynz says – reply to this


    34

    Since when does a blogger know shit about fashion?????!!!!!!

  35. Mandy says – reply to this


    35

    Since when do celebrities know shit about fragrances??



  36. 36

    Oh, I don'tknow..SINCE THEY ARE STYLISTS!!! If yo cameoutwith a fragrence, it would smell like rotten taint!!!



  37. 37

    SHE LOOKS LIKE THE CHUPACABRA



  38. 38

    ON METH

  39. wow says – reply to this


    39

    wow, she looks like shit warmed over

  40. wow says – reply to this


    40

    it's gonna smell like vomit!

  41. kelly says – reply to this


    41

    No wrinkles now, but she still looks like a hag. Who is she kidding saying she's in her 30's?!?!?

  42. Lane says – reply to this


    42

    I don't see that what she's doing is any different than you pretending to know something about clothing. I would say a stylist is far more qualified to sniff out a good fragrance than say, a rapper or pop star.

  43. hader says – reply to this


    43

    HMMM…I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE SINCE CELEBRITY GOSSIP BLOGGERS
    KNOW SHIT ABOUT MUSIC…

  44. Luka says – reply to this


    44

    SINCE WHEN DO GOSSIP BLOGGERS KNOW SHIT ABOUT CLOTHING LINES?

  45. rminv says – reply to this


    45

    ….she knows just as much about fragrance as SJP, Beyonce, Diddy, J. Lo, Lilo, LC, Posh…and whoever else has a craptastic clothing line!! Stop the madness!!

  46. MAEBI says – reply to this


    46

    SINCE WHEN DO CELEBRITYS KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PURFUME BUT EVERYONE HAS ONE OF THOSE

  47. Tim says – reply to this


    47

    Since when did any celebrities know shit about a fragrance? If Jlo has a fragrance I guess even a rat can make one.

  48. annah says – reply to this


    48

    they know more than the mimis & jlo's of this world

  49. Kayle says – reply to this


    49

    I BET IT'LL SMELL LIKE HUNGER, NOW SHE CAN WEAR HER ANOREXIA ON HER SLEEVE… OR NECK AND WRISTS RATHER??

  50. Rena says – reply to this


    50

    That woman is hideous.
    Malnourishment isn't sexy.

  51. EF says – reply to this


    51

    This is NICOLE RICHIE'S BIOLOGICAL MOM

  52. clark says – reply to this


    52

    CHUPACABRA!! she looks like my 70 year old grandmother.

  53. nice! says – reply to this


    53

    Nice cold sore!

  54. cayen says – reply to this


    54

    All I can think of his her birthdate listed as September 1, 1971! ARE THESE PEOPLE FOR REAL!!!!!!! I mean I understand shaving off 1 -3 yrs. but this is insulting to people with good vision ( sorry, any eyesight) and common sense. I have seen people that have done drugs for a few years that do not look as worn and weathered as she does. And this is how she looks after her plastic help. WOW!!! I can only imagine what she will look like at 45…lol. She celebrated that milestone a few years ago.



  55. 55

    This woman looks RODE HARD and PUT AWAY WET!!!



  56. 56

    Re: clark – Lol!

  57. Molly says – reply to this


    57

    It's called AGEING YOU STUPID FUCKs. Not eveyone has to follow the plastic surgery route. All of the negative comments are sooo predictable. Just because Perez has some made up problem with this woman and has to rag on her all of you brainless fucks have to agree. She's a beautiful woman with, yes, some wrinkles. Get the fuck over it. She probably looks better than 90% of you.

  58. Cassi says – reply to this


    58

    This woman scares the ever-lovin' shit outta me and about 99.87% of the general population, who the hell would wanna smell like her? She looks like she smells like rotting prunes covered in burnt hair.

  59. mike says – reply to this


    59

    GET SOME FILLERS OLD HAG!

  60. Mel says – reply to this


    60

    They should know more about it than singers like Britney…

  61. akra says – reply to this


    61

    Perez, are you completely oblivious to the irony in your post?
    Stylists got their shit together in fragrance branding right around the time quasi-literate gossip bloggers entered the fashion industry's downmarket. I know you pride yourself on "telling it like it is," but you MUST realize on some level that you're a swill-monger, a well-paid hater-for-hire, right?

  62. KIM says – reply to this


    62

    Never heard of Her!

  63. Neil says – reply to this


    63

    She looks like Bridget Bardot, now.

  64. Nunya says – reply to this


    64

    I bet it smells like syrup of ipecac and Retin A-Micro.

  65. mimi says – reply to this


    65

    This woman was born in 1971. So she's only 32!!! She looks at least late 40's!

  66. Kbrun says – reply to this


    66

    I totally thought this was nichole richie, well from a glance. That's so like why she's her stylist. I would buy her perfume!

  67. ugh says – reply to this


    67

    Well, I would think designers would probably be better than celebrities or singers such as Britney. And a ton of designers have fragrances, even before the pop stars. Such as Armani, Ralph Lauren. They have great fragrances. Stop pulling shit out of your ass Perez.

  68. KIKI says – reply to this


    68

    OK, at first glance I thought it was Steven Tyler. Oops

  69. fashi says – reply to this


    69

    The bitch just wants more $$$$!
    Nicole is dressing herself now so the bitch needs some kind of income!



  70. 70

    I didn't know they had to? I thought they just went to the company and told them the scent they were going for and the chemists made it up ;)

  71. arkap says – reply to this


    71

    God knows how this old women will smell like………………..

    Make urself an earning member of ur family just by uploading ur photos,videos in www.uploaded.tv

  72. reali says – reply to this


    72

    There you go again Perez. She must have dissed you something awful. You really have it in for her. Shes totally under your skin. Makes you look like shit. BTW, what the hell do you know about fashion, music, or beauty? You're fat, you dress like some Melrose blvd street rat, your so called fashion line sucks, you kiss up to lame musicians, you're ugly as shit, and you feel empowered because all the midwestern trailer trash likes you. PATHETIC. Youre out of touch with reality Lumpy

  73. dave says – reply to this


    73

    SINCE WHEN DO GOSSIP BLOGGERS KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FASHION LINES? you are a fucking joke, Perez. lol

  74. d says – reply to this


    74

    Since when do bloggers have cheep tee shirt lines that don't sell?

  75. John says – reply to this


    75

    Since when do Britney or any of the other celebrites with fragrances know shit? Clearly she's not creating it herself.

  76. John says – reply to this


    76

    Re: Kendra – Thank you! Hello Kitty is NOT couture!

  77. JCH says – reply to this


    77

    she probably knows as much as any of these other idiot stars that put out fragrances - who buys this sh*t?

  78. Nancy says – reply to this


    78

    The problem of trying to stay super thin when you're older is it makes you look twice your age.

  79. feste says – reply to this


    79

    will it be called 'STANK'?

  80. Chels says – reply to this


    80

    She looks fuckin' scary!

  81. Jo says – reply to this


    81

    since when did she know a shit about fashion…?!?!?!?!?

  82. River says – reply to this


    82

    Why does she even exist?

  83. lmgib says – reply to this


    83

    How old is this woman? Because she's a little OTT for a pensioner surely?

  84. sg says – reply to this


    84

    YAY lets all smell like rasins !!!!!

  85. dee says – reply to this


    85

    and…"since when do gossip bloggers know anything about fashion?"
    i rest my case, fatty!
    where can i find some of your rags, now???

  86. LEIGH says – reply to this


    86

    IT WILL BE CALLED "RAISIN" BY ZOE, AND IT WILL SMELL LIKE RAISIN BRAN

  87. Geani says – reply to this


    87

    urgh how old is she? like 60? been that skinny looks horrid and boy does she look old and unhealthy.

  88. bubba says – reply to this


    88

    looks like those california raisin cartoon things

  89. LBY says – reply to this


    89

    Is that Lindsay Lohan? Tee Hee

  90. Karaa says – reply to this


    90

    Re: Molly –

    omg dude….that's not normal aging, she's definitely a meth head…or just really really old.

  91. robin says – reply to this


    91

    since when do actresses or singers?

  92. cayen says – reply to this


    92

    To the "brainless fuck" who mispelled "ageing" go fuck your mother you ugly bitch. If you could read past your unjust rage, you would see there was no mention of ugliness, but clearly someone misrepresenting their age. Yes, FUCKHEAD, people age and many people do not get surgery, I am all for that, but that is clearly not the face of a 37 yr old, and you can stand upside down, it still does not change. Who cares what Perez is skewing her for, people are commenting on her appearance because it is there. The issue is not if she is attractive or not, it is her claiming to be 37. If you know people that look like this at 37, with or w/o surgery, then you are on some king of hallucinogen to think this is part of the aging process. Now GFYM. I am sure you will decipher this acronym because you are such a SMART FUCK!

  93. cayen says – reply to this


    93

    * kind

  94. heath says – reply to this


    94

    whats this shit going to be called? "Catch of the Day?"