When Brangelina Is Away…
Filed under: Ashlee Simpson > Pete Wentz
THIS is what we've come to!
When the Golden Couple is out of town, we have to be content with the runt of the litter.
Asslee Simpson and Pete Wentz were mobbed by the paparazzi as they left Cafe Med in West Hollywood on Tuesday.
Look at the look on his face.
That smirk!
Pete is eating up the attention, like Asslee eats out his ass.
Wipe the shit off your lips, boo!
Come back soon, Brange. Pretty please.
[Image by Manuel Velasco via Buzz Foto.]
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Am I the only one who couldn't care less about these two?
first and who cares
They're looking good.
you only wish you had shit on your lips you pig. but no one at all wants to be with a fraud.
Yes, he's literally basking in the adoration of the paparazzi- with that huge shit eating grin!!
I love this couple, you can be so rude sometimes but hey, i guess it pays your bills.
**obama 08**
There is NO Denying he is really handsome. Would love a 3-way with him. Love it!
Shame on you, Perez! Why are you hating on them instead of being happy that they don't do all sorts of stupid crap like others? They're an adorable couple in love. Leave them alone.
oh yeah this is great, mob a PREGNANT woman, thats realllllly safe….Paparazzi are scum….what if she gets knocked over by those psychos?!?!
When people smile you call them attention hos. When they DON´T smile you complain. Just don´t get you.
AND….they don´t matter AT ALL.
OMG I am sorry but these two are UUUGGGLLLYYY!!!!
UGLY. And untalented. It shows how totally lame paprazi is. I hate ahlee cheezy ugly creepy plastic and her gay midget. ewwwww
EWWWW.
PETE WENTZ TOSSED SALAD? WHAT A LUCKY GIRL.
PEREZ! WHY ARE YOU NOT REPORTING ON THE PROTESTS TAKING PLACE OUTSIDE OF ANGELINA'S HOSPITAL?
******IT SEEMS THAT THERE WAS A MURDER OF A 22YR OLD MALE, THAT IS UNSOLVED AND GETTING LITTLE TO NO ATTENTION FROM THE CITIES MAYOR, BECAUSE HE IS TOO BUSY CELEBRATING THE BIRTH OF A CELEBS. TWINS. WHY NO MENTION ON YOUR PART OF THE NEGATIVITY SURROUNDING YOUR FAVORITE BABY WHORE?
unbelievable….who cares!
Asslee and her pet are looking like they love all the attention, probably cause they didnt get it as kids.I bet their runt sperm will be a lip singer like her Pobrecitos Puercos.
Don't be mean to them, they're just happy!
Who even cares about these two? They're media fame seekers.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! France can keep Angelina!!!!! We have enough whores here as it is!
Re: Kelly – Right. Because Perez isn't.
perez, you're such a HATER
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check petes teeth! he looks like a vampire!
I would rather have bamboo shoved under my fingernails then see one more story about Mangelina and armPitt. They are not the Golden couple, Perez. You just think so because they help line your pockets.
I don't care about any of them. There are plenty of other interesting people. Not just media attention whores. In a land with tons of movies being made and small screen with 100's of shows, you are down to 4 people? sad. I am sick of the saints and their virginal twins. What did you write about before those 2? Wait, you did work at one time, now, you just wait for info to come your way(via other sites)
you're gross, perez
Ever notice how the women follow, ?subserviently?, behind their men?
She's loving it too. She's just doing a little better job of biting her lip.
you suck, perez!
I would rather see a new face any day then have to barf everytime I see "Brangelina's Happy Family" UGH! I am so tired of the do-gooder show she puts on for everyone. Maybe she should go back to making out with her brother and screwing other people's husbands, might make her more interesting. BORING! I don't know why you idolize them Perez, gross.
hey asslee tell me how my ass tastes, lol
Enemies this week, friends next week. Jeez P, make up your damn mind about these two. Pissed off because they didn't invite you to the opening of the restaurant that you have a "minority interest" in? They probably didn't want a big queer scaring the customers away….
you suck, perez! and btw: you act the same way in front of the cameras, only that Ashlee and Pete has deserved to be in front of them
Perez you crack me UP girl….!
LOL
just because you couldn't get pete to date you, perez…
we all know you love him.
Re: AHHH – Yeah I felt bad for her too, until I remembered it was probably her daddy that called the 'pazi to tell them where they were.
You're gettin a little full of yourself Perez.. Leave em alone
thts funny…they r both attention whores
If I had a dollar for every time Wentz sucked a dick, I'd have more money than them.
you COMPLAIN when people SMILE for the cameras and you COMPLAIN when people DON'T (Alba).
You are such a sad individual, Perez.
You are just jealous that Pete Wentz rejects your cellulite ridden ass. Same with
J ohn Meyer. You are still an insecure fat gay dude.
ok wat is wit u guys saying if ur first or second!! who fuckin cares!! but i really luv the color of ashlees hair!!
As if you wouldn't eat up Pete's ass given the chance! You are such a petulant, juvenile wanna-be, Perez - hating on these two when they don't serve your private agenda. STAY AWAY BRANGELINA - while I could care less about these two, at least they don't make my milk curdle the way the "golden (GAG) COUPLE" do!
So, you get bitchy when "celebs" don't smile and you throw shit at them when they do… WTF
Perez,
I understand that you love Bangelina, a bit like some teenager gets a crush on her favorite boybander. HOWEVER, just like those teens will keep loving those boybanders WAAAAY past their expiration date, you are doing the same. Angelina Jolie and Mr. Jolie are old boring news. The magazines are desperate to have anybody to write about so they keep trying to do stories on them, but it's the same as it was a few years ago when they kept doing stories on Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan even though nobody cared about them anymore.
I would much rather see Pete and Ashley ,, I can't stand that Brangalooniecrapfest,,,
Pete is smiling cuz he is is most likely stoned ,,,
Pete and Ashley are just normal type of 20 something's that party and smoke dope,,, (i'm sure she is not smoking dope since she is preggers) but really,, geezz why all the hate for these two?
they are actually nice,, and I"m sure quite fun,,
Imagine spending a day with Brad and Angie and all those bratty kids??
oohh sounds so fun,,
I'm sure people run screaming and twitching from spending any time in the Brangaloonie Bin!
I was a nanny some years back,, and I would have never taken a job remotely close to Brad and Angie's herd of kids,,
yikes!!!
money does not make up for a broken back and shit in your hair!! and legos up your ass
Re: zippy –
hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
you kill me,,
nice post,,,
you know,, when Perez interviewed Pete,, he was all over his lil hot asss,,, and Perez smiled like a horny tween girl the entire time,,,
odd now that Pete is married and expecting,, Perez treats Pete like he is the anti-Christ,,
geezzz
grow up Perez,,, Pete is great,, and he is always funny and smiles to the paps and I feel he totally deserves whatever fame he gets,,,
As if his stupid hoodies and bad hair weren't enough - I figured out why Pete creeps me out - its his vampire teeth….
Wipe the shit off your lips? Be entertaining, or don't be. Make the choice. But don't be such a cunt. Give yourself the day off.
Perez JFC why do you have to be so disgusting?!?!
frig, I love this couple sooo much
they're so perfect and i love pete-
but, He does look like a real attention seaker when he does that
tisk tisk
p.s- Pete's "vampire" teeth are sexy
p.p.s- I wonder how much they'll be offered for baby pictures, and how much attention the baby will bring-
Re: jennzzz – I agree with you 100%
Perez, you are soo right about this one. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are the true golden couple, come back so we don't have to see these losers!!
Pete the new Fred Durst I hope the need for attention kills his career to.
Pete and Ashlee are more real than brad and angelina…
pete's probably just laughing at how ridic all that is
asslee
hahaahahhah
Omg, one of the paps looks like Korean Tom Cruise!
Only big FOB fans will know what I'm talking about.
Oh, how I've missed Korean Tom Cruise.
I am an ardent reader and am completely disgusted by this description and find it completely uncalled for. Especially since Pete and Aslee are so-called friends and business partners of Perez. Wonder what their friends and family think of that wording. Is that kind of language what everyone thinks is cool and hip? I may need to look elsewhere for gossip and celeb news.
i love them. i dont know how you hate them, and perez, you rock, but i dont understand something: how come that first, u organize a kind of contest with pete, where we could win a tshirt, and then, you say these things, "Wipe the shit off your lips"???? i really dont understand it perez.
oh, and i also want brangelina back, but i think wentzimpson (hahhaa?) are cool, no need to offend dude.
Golden Couple? Hardly.
Re: disgu –
i totally agreee with you, that's what i was saying! its like, perez, first called him "his friend" and then he stabbed him at the back! dont u think so?
they are really good together. so shut the F up!
Wow aren't we feeling sassy today perez. Kinda mean but hey it's what you do.
Still
Oh God, poor Dan (Asian guy standing on the left) as Fall Out Boy's tour manager I don't know how he's put up with working with Wentz for so long with all this shit going on! but I'm happy today, because Fall Out Boy have just announced a few UK shows in October. Funny that these new concert dates are around the time this baby is due. I guess Pete isn't all that bothered about wanting to be there when Asslee gives birth to escape the paparazzi rush. Good on you Pete! Fans come first! Please do more shows this year!
Fuck you to anyone who says this guy isn't talented, because I've met him several times and seen his band perform many times and they are all great guys and put on a fantastic live show.
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They are both trolls! Well for all you Fall Out Boy lovers (gag) they are the special guest band this Thurs night on the Santa Monica Pier for their Twilight Dance Series concerts! I'm suure she'll be there too! haha
I love her hair it's gorgeous.
Petes really hot, Fall Out Boy are awesome.
Why are these 2 shitbags even famous? Does everyone just forget that stupid chick was caught lip syncing? I don't understand why the media insists on shoving these morons down our throats. This couple should Fuck off
His smile makes me melt.
so… why are they famous?
Pete and Ashlee look great.
your just jealous!!
if they're expectin a baby, why couldn't they be happy?
Did Ashlee fire her stylist? I think her bangs are too long
didn't you made fun of Jessica Alba because she looks always pissed off?
didn't you made fun of Jessica Alba because she always looks pissed off?
you're just a jealous because they got attention wherever they went
Why do you hate them so much? So what if the guy is smiling? Cant somebody be happy to married and happy to have a baby on the way? Jesus Christ, what is SO bad about that? We live in a time where people each other are stabbing/shooting each other for NO reason. Here are two people who are happy to just be together and have a family and you cant resist pulling them to bits? You know celebs cant win, if they are mean to you bunch of wankers they get slammed for it. If they smile and are friendly, you still havent got a nice word to say about them. WTF is wrong with you people?
Well you can't miss them w/ Ash's firecrotch hair!
yeah that emo tight jean wearing fuck is so annoying… did you see him hosting the FNMTV with LL Cool J? he poked fun at one of L's videos, and dude wasn't laughing!! sucks as a host, stick to the bass guitar and stay in the back- why does anyone care about these people- so not interesting
errr ur the one who posted this perr-fez…… if ur that uninterested then dont bother - or is it that u know brad n ange wouldnt sell a story to u for a billion
weren't you the one who used to suck his dick so hard that it nearly fell off? If they're not worth our time, don't blog about them you dipshit.
Pete's a complete DOUCHE!
lol he was totally basking in the attention up until he made crazy hand gestures to indicate that they should back off because
"shes FUCKING PREGNANT" *gesture* *gesture*
pete. you continue to amuse me every day.
…I love them and think they are adorable. Brad and Angelina are boring to me now… They have a gagillion kids and are trying to save the world…. BORRRRING. I'll be interested in them when they break up and are going through custody battles.
Re: katy562 –
HOW are they more real than Brange? I don't understand why so many people trash Brad and Angelina when they do so much for the less fortunate. They donate millions of dollars to charities - probably more than other celebrities, yet people STILL hate them. I admire them for all the work they've done for those who struggle. Good on you Brange
what an ass whole you are! lay off he doesnt like it ok!!!!
THEY ARE SO STUPID!!!FROM YESTERDAY WHEN I SAW THIS VIDEO I HATE PAPARAZZI AS MUCH AS I CAN,REALY GUYS I'M VERY WORRY OF ASHLEY AND YOU PETEY BECOUSE THOSE PAPARAZZI ARE VERY amateurish,BECOUSE THEY MUST GIVE SPACE!!! WHEN I WAS WACH THIS VIDEO I REALLY WORRY OF ASHLEY BABY,I KNOW THIS PAPAZZI CAN PULL YOU ON DA GROUND!
SOMEDAY I WILL KILL SOME PAPARAZZI MUCHA-HA ;D
you stupid asshole
if you want a newflash then that's what your in for
go to pete's blog at ahomeboyslife.com
you stupid prick
check your facts before you open that gossip mouth!
Re: Amand –
aw fuck the hell off!
didn't your mom teach you to keep your goddamn mouth shut if you have nothing good to say?
haha, stupid assholes like you make me laugh
Re: al –
do you mind doing us all a favor and remove that stick up your ass?
or maybe we'll just have to wait until your off the rag…
either way that doesn't change the fact that pete is just plain out sucessful and good at what he does
it's the up-tight motherfuckers like you that make this world what it is today
so maybe this will give you second thoughts about ripping off that week-old tampon you dip-shit
I think it's nauseating the way you idolize brangelina, Perez. Get over it!
You are messed up. Usually I dont take the time to comment on your posts but this pissed me off. As others have said,you bitch at people when they dont smile and bitch when they dont smile. Maybe hes smiling because hes happier than you. Just because you're jealous or because people wont fuck you,you dont have to write this crap. Its just pathetic. Find interesting stuff to write about.
yea they definately enjoy this, i mean who wouldn't enjoy being mobbed? everyone should leave them the fuck alone. ashlees pregnant and she doesnt even have room to breathe. if i was in petes position i would kick some paparazzi ass
Re: Haha – it is korean tom cruise idiot. only "big fob fans" actually know that
WTF. He is grinning because of what the people are yelling at him. If you would have done some real research about the context the photo was taken in you would have known, of course I guess it gets you a lot more hits on your page to slam against people that are famous at the moment.
Then again, maybe he's grinning at how pathetic some people are.
i agree, they ain't shit! They're ugly and untalented
If you knew anything you would know that he was petecting her!! I was a huge fan of yours Perez… but you know what FUCK YOU!! You just lost a fan.
Re: Fudge – no hun he got pissed off at the paparazi!