Who Wants To See Andy Dick's Dick???
CLICK HERE to check it out! (Obviously, it's NSFW - not safe for work.)
The un-funny man was recently a guest on the new Gong Show and he flashed his schlong!
If you think you can stomach it, click here for the uncensored footage.































































HAHA! worst 24 seconds of my life
13th bitches..
Gross!!! =(
Thanks Perez I was eating mashed potatoes at the time.
woww, im pretty disgusted
it wouldnt have been AS bad if it was just a picture
but even then it wouldve been grosss.
ewewew
Agreed!
He is sooooooooo freaking gross!!!!! He needs to just fall off the face of the earth! nasty nasty nasty!
All I can say….WOW.
Ewww…he's tiny!!!
What the fuck was that?
ewwwwwwwwWW!!!!!
PEREZ YOU ARE SICK! YOU NEED HELP! YOU HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS! HOW CAN YOU POST SUCH A THING ON A WEBSITE THAT IS IN VAST MAJORITY VISITED BY TEENS ANS TWEENS? YOU ARE DISGUSTING AND DISTURBED!
4,756 bitches!!!!
he is gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think i am gonna go vomit now!
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!
I can't see it….
he's so fucked in the head, I hope they kill him in jail, anyway who was that hot guy with the long hair next to him
it's bigger then i thought … it's soft and floppy ……..
how disturbing…
WOW. that was disturbing(perhaps also traumatic), even for a sicko like me!
The ones who are always flashing thier dicks are always the ones we least want to see. Andy Dick? Puke.
what was with the paper….
Re: jeera – Hey, fuckwad…if you don't like this site…STAY THE FUCK OFF OF IT! Douche.
Limpy limpy limpy string cheese
Pretty small, not exactly a chick magnet, poor guy.
WOW! There's nothing like a small flaccid pecker right before dinner!
Andy get some help for crying out loud.. you're becoming a total asshole. You used to be somewhat funny. Go to rehab wil ya.
wow gross
that is almost as gross as some of these nasty, indecent pics for people's profiles on here … YUCK!!!
FAKE!!!! RUBBER COCK ATTACHED TO THE BOARD
WOWZERS…PRETTY BIG IF IT'S FLOPPING AROUND LIKE THAT WITH THE PAPER THERE. AND IT'S FLACID!!! CAN ONLY WONDER WHEN IT'S HARD
Re: jeera –
Then maybe mommy and daddy need to pay attention to what their kiddies are doing online.
Sick of people thinking it's everyone else's responsibility to make sure Tom and Jane don't see naughty things online while Mom and Dad sit on the couch eating a bag of Cheetos and drinking out of a 2 liter bottle.
wtf
I can honestly say I am not going to look!!!
Nothing caught my eye.
surely to God in Heaven that wasn't real
That was one limp noodle!!…Thanks Perez, I love this site…always something on here that cracks me up…Cheers!
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To JEERA: #1) If Teens are visiting this site, then their parents should do a better job of parenting. It's NOT Perez's job to do that. #2) WTF are you doing on this site if you're so bothered by it, IDIOT! Get a life!
More than Bonaduce! lol
I loved it!!!Love you ANdy DIck, and to the person who has the same tropical icon on every post but under a different name…Who do yo think you are fooling??
it's a winky…
One more Andy Dick indiscretion. He keeps giving!
THAT IS DISCUSSTING!!!
lol Perez, that's obviously not a schlong, a schlong is a big penor and Andy Dick's isn't that big.
It's sooo small auhhh
I never knew it could be this small!
hes one of those people who's obituary we will be reading realllllll soon.
kinda depressing and very desperate.
I'm surprised to see it hasn't fallen off yet.
oh…..my…….GOD!!!! How embarrassing
I think I puked a little in my mouth… :S
Re: kellygrl – Yeah, really! Like what the fuck is up with Aron Imaibal's profile pic?? Seriously people.
ewww..its reallyy…skinny. lmfao.
Re: Aron Imaibal – You need to stop it with the fucking vagina profile pics!! Jesus!
Why, Why, WHY??? Would any SANE person do this? This man is obviously suffering from substance abuse as well as a general lack of good judgement!!!
um, ya, that IS a real cock guys, unless he had tiny fake white balls in his pants too…did u not see that??
That is one skinny peen-I
Re: jeera –
You are LAME! teens and tweens?…I dont think teens and tweens should be on this site anyway…so dont come here if u dont love Perez u jackass!
Re: jeera – I AGREE!
What the hell is wrong with Perez! He's a Pervert! knowing Young Kids come here!
Re: ribol – You are kidding right? Of course Young people/Teens come to this website!
Why isn't this under If You're easily Offened!?
Why isn't this under If You're easily Offended!?
Re: Aron Imaibal – You are one sick Fuckhead!
Re: Don – Fuck You! That person can have an opinion!
Re: Med – Fuck You. This Person can have an opinion! Why the lecture-idiot! lecture Perez for the Perverted Shit!
Wishing he was Andy "Dick-less"
Re: Jeera – Fuck you copycat namer! This Person brought up a great thing! Why the hell is Perez so perverted??????
Re: jeera –
he said it was NSFW and he even said what that means in the post before you click to see the video. it is your fault if you dont read it. he warned us all.
Ewww, it looked like a piece of over cooked spaghetti!
where's the dick?
I wanna see his cock on the jimmy kimmel show
wooooow…. that made my stomach turn in ways I never thought it could… I feel sick…
Oh.
My.
GAWD!
Perez… that was the nastiest thing you've EVER shown! Bleh!
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Why is the washed up Andy Dick and his dick even relevant?
What has he done in the last 14 years that makes him relevant?
BTW….Not A Damn Thing!
Seek Rehab You Ugly Monster!!!……SERIOUSLY!
I just have one wish… PAPER CUT PLEASE
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This guy is seriously such a loser.
dude's got issues.
Nasty, diseased, flacid little willy…gross.
BTW, Perez, why on earth do you not censor people's avatars. The clit pics are just a bit ridiculous!! I don't really come here for porn (Andy's Wee Dick excepted…not so much porn as pathetic comedy)
Looks like a fake. Never seen one that floppy!
What show is this from?? And who are the other 2 guys siting on the couch with Andy ?
He's make you a fine husband, Mario.
To all these people who think this is small, its flacid! Is this the first soft dick you've ever seen? If it was this big soft, one can only wonder how much growth would be involved if it were hard! None-the-less, Andy dick is gross!
I just died a little inside.
wtf, no wonder he goes around groping chicks, who the fuck would fuck THAT?!
How about some close up stills, hmm? Please?
thot I could handle it, I have a pretty tough stomach…I was eating a sandwich when I clicked on it and the rest of the sandwich is in the garbage (for real). That man is just sucking up useful oxygen, he's gotta get a job away from the public so we don't have to deal with him any longer
This guy is SUCH a fucking hot mess! I guess he's tired of nobody wanting to ever have anything to do with his lame ass, so he just had to show off his weiner to the world. It was the only way to get someone to look at it!!! FUCKING LOSER!!
Re: amy – LOL omg thats hillarious!!! Good One
Oh God, why did I watch that?!? I think I need to poke my eyes out.
That was utterly disgusting… it was so floppy.
my boyfriends index finger is bigger than that sad excuse of a dick!!
my boyfriends index finger is bigger than that sorry excuse of a dick!!
Jeera to be fair Perez did warn us as to what the video showed and included NSFW. Teens and Tweens should not be on this site and if they are there's a problem with their parents or supervisors. If you don't like Perez don't come to his site! SIMPLE
Re: jeera – It's just a peepee.
almost other than this, he kinda turns me on lol i cant put my finger on it but he does.. n all yall that r sayin "ewwwwwwww!" like 5 year olds… yall shut it