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Who Wants To See Andy Dick's Dick???

Filed under: Andy Dick

CLICK HERE to check it out! (Obviously, it's NSFW - not safe for work.)

The un-funny man was recently a guest on the new Gong Show and he flashed his schlong!

If you think you can stomach it, click here for the uncensored footage.

Posted: July 16, 2008 at 7:06 pm


97 comments to “Who Wants To See Andy Dick's Dick???”



  1. 1

    HAHA! worst 24 seconds of my life

  2. daniz says – reply to this


    2

    13th bitches..

  3. mandi says – reply to this


    3

    Gross!!! =(



  4. 4

    Thanks Perez I was eating mashed potatoes at the time.

  5. jayy says – reply to this


    5

    woww, im pretty disgusted
    it wouldnt have been AS bad if it was just a picture
    but even then it wouldve been grosss.

  6. nycmu says – reply to this


    6

    ewewew

  7. Meesh says – reply to this


    7

    Agreed!

  8. angel says – reply to this


    8

    He is sooooooooo freaking gross!!!!! He needs to just fall off the face of the earth! nasty nasty nasty!

  9. Lee says – reply to this


    9

    All I can say….WOW.

  10. Pris says – reply to this


    10

    Ewww…he's tiny!!!

  11. wood says – reply to this


    11

    What the fuck was that?

  12. Dykey says – reply to this


    12

    ewwwwwwwwWW!!!!!

  13. jeera says – reply to this


    13

    PEREZ YOU ARE SICK! YOU NEED HELP! YOU HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS! HOW CAN YOU POST SUCH A THING ON A WEBSITE THAT IS IN VAST MAJORITY VISITED BY TEENS ANS TWEENS? YOU ARE DISGUSTING AND DISTURBED!

  14. angel says – reply to this


    14

    4,756 bitches!!!!

    he is gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think i am gonna go vomit now!



  15. 15

    Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!

  16. liz says – reply to this


    16

    I can't see it….

  17. hugyg says – reply to this


    17

    he's so fucked in the head, I hope they kill him in jail, anyway who was that hot guy with the long hair next to him

  18. ivan says – reply to this


    18

    it's bigger then i thought … it's soft and floppy ……..

  19. liz says – reply to this


    19

    how disturbing…

  20. Joce says – reply to this


    20

    WOW. that was disturbing(perhaps also traumatic), even for a sicko like me!

  21. Don says – reply to this


    21

    The ones who are always flashing thier dicks are always the ones we least want to see. Andy Dick? Puke.



  22. 22

    what was with the paper….

  23. Don says – reply to this


    23

    Re: jeera – Hey, fuckwad…if you don't like this site…STAY THE FUCK OFF OF IT! Douche.

  24. Brand says – reply to this


    24

    Limpy limpy limpy string cheese

  25. Chery says – reply to this


    25

    Pretty small, not exactly a chick magnet, poor guy.



  26. 26

    WOW! There's nothing like a small flaccid pecker right before dinner!

  27. Get h says – reply to this


    27

    Andy get some help for crying out loud.. you're becoming a total asshole. You used to be somewhat funny. Go to rehab wil ya.

  28. Dana says – reply to this


    28

    wow gross



  29. 29

    that is almost as gross as some of these nasty, indecent pics for people's profiles on here … YUCK!!!

  30. jjj says – reply to this


    30

    FAKE!!!! RUBBER COCK ATTACHED TO THE BOARD

  31. WOW says – reply to this


    31

    WOWZERS…PRETTY BIG IF IT'S FLOPPING AROUND LIKE THAT WITH THE PAPER THERE. AND IT'S FLACID!!! CAN ONLY WONDER WHEN IT'S HARD

  32. Med says – reply to this


    32

    Re: jeera –

    Then maybe mommy and daddy need to pay attention to what their kiddies are doing online.

    Sick of people thinking it's everyone else's responsibility to make sure Tom and Jane don't see naughty things online while Mom and Dad sit on the couch eating a bag of Cheetos and drinking out of a 2 liter bottle.

  33. hmm says – reply to this


    33

    wtf

  34. linda says – reply to this


    34

    I can honestly say I am not going to look!!!

  35. MBA-M says – reply to this


    35

    Nothing caught my eye.

  36. aj says – reply to this


    36

    surely to God in Heaven that wasn't real

  37. noone says – reply to this


    37

    That was one limp noodle!!…Thanks Perez, I love this site…always something on here that cracks me up…Cheers!

  38. Evely says – reply to this


    38

    HERE'S HOW TO END THE ENERGY CRISIS. FOR ONE MONTH, NO ONE GOES TO AN EXXON STATION. AT THE END OF ONE MONTH, IF EXXON HAS DROPPED PRICES TO BRING BUSINESS BACK, EVERYONE GOES ONLY TO EXXON STATIONS. AFTER THAT, THE OTHER GAS STATIONS WILL HAVE TO DROP PRICES TO BRING BUSINESS BACK TO THEM. WA LA. IF, HOWEVER, EXXON DOES NOT DROP PRICES AFTER ONE MONTH OF EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY BOYCOTTING THEM, WAIT ANOTHER MONTH AND SO ON. EVENTUALLY, EXXON WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO DROP PRICES TO BRING CUSTOMERS BACK. THIS IS A CAN'T LOSE SCENARIO. NOW, HOW TO GET EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY ON BOARD!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S THE QUESTION

  39. Jeera says – reply to this


    39

    To JEERA: #1) If Teens are visiting this site, then their parents should do a better job of parenting. It's NOT Perez's job to do that. #2) WTF are you doing on this site if you're so bothered by it, IDIOT! Get a life!



  40. 40

    More than Bonaduce! lol



  41. 41

    I loved it!!!Love you ANdy DIck, and to the person who has the same tropical icon on every post but under a different name…Who do yo think you are fooling??

  42. magic says – reply to this


    42

    it's a winky…

  43. lane says – reply to this


    43

    One more Andy Dick indiscretion. He keeps giving!

  44. moe says – reply to this


    44

    THAT IS DISCUSSTING!!!

  45. yhzrt says – reply to this


    45

    lol Perez, that's obviously not a schlong, a schlong is a big penor and Andy Dick's isn't that big.

  46. jessi says – reply to this


    46

    It's sooo small auhhh

  47. RiRi says – reply to this


    47

    I never knew it could be this small!

  48. axmei says – reply to this


    48

    hes one of those people who's obituary we will be reading realllllll soon.
    kinda depressing and very desperate.

  49. Hyde says – reply to this


    49

    I'm surprised to see it hasn't fallen off yet.

  50. bethy says – reply to this


    50

    oh…..my…….GOD!!!! How embarrassing



  51. 51

    I think I puked a little in my mouth… :S



  52. 52

    Re: kellygrl – Yeah, really! Like what the fuck is up with Aron Imaibal's profile pic?? Seriously people.

  53. erinn says – reply to this


    53

    ewww..its reallyy…skinny. lmfao.



  54. 54

    Re: Aron Imaibal – You need to stop it with the fucking vagina profile pics!! Jesus!



  55. 55

    Why, Why, WHY??? Would any SANE person do this? This man is obviously suffering from substance abuse as well as a general lack of good judgement!!!

  56. lol says – reply to this


    56

    um, ya, that IS a real cock guys, unless he had tiny fake white balls in his pants too…did u not see that??

  57. HugsN says – reply to this


    57

    That is one skinny peen-I

  58. ribol says – reply to this


    58

    Re: jeera –
    You are LAME! teens and tweens?…I dont think teens and tweens should be on this site anyway…so dont come here if u dont love Perez u jackass!

  59. agree says – reply to this


    59

    Re: jeera – I AGREE!
    What the hell is wrong with Perez! He's a Pervert! knowing Young Kids come here!

  60. FUrib says – reply to this


    60

    Re: ribol – You are kidding right? Of course Young people/Teens come to this website!

  61. KIM says – reply to this


    61

    Why isn't this under If You're easily Offened!?

  62. KIM says – reply to this


    62

    Why isn't this under If You're easily Offended!?

  63. FUaro says – reply to this


    63

    Re: Aron Imaibal – You are one sick Fuckhead!

  64. FUdon says – reply to this


    64

    Re: Don – Fuck You! That person can have an opinion!

  65. FUmed says – reply to this


    65

    Re: Med – Fuck You. This Person can have an opinion! Why the lecture-idiot! lecture Perez for the Perverted Shit!



  66. 66

    Wishing he was Andy "Dick-less"

  67. FUjee says – reply to this


    67

    Re: Jeera – Fuck you copycat namer! This Person brought up a great thing! Why the hell is Perez so perverted??????

  68. dcj says – reply to this


    68

    Re: jeera –

    he said it was NSFW and he even said what that means in the post before you click to see the video. it is your fault if you dont read it. he warned us all.

  69. amy says – reply to this


    69

    Ewww, it looked like a piece of over cooked spaghetti!

  70. titsa says – reply to this


    70

    where's the dick?

  71. josh says – reply to this


    71

    I wanna see his cock on the jimmy kimmel show

  72. Britn says – reply to this


    72

    wooooow…. that made my stomach turn in ways I never thought it could… I feel sick…

  73. Total says – reply to this


    73

    Oh.
    My.
    GAWD!

    Perez… that was the nastiest thing you've EVER shown! Bleh!

  74. Scarl says – reply to this


    74

    SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL

  75. Scarl says – reply to this


    75

    [b]SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL

  76. Marxu says – reply to this


    76

    Why is the washed up Andy Dick and his dick even relevant?
    What has he done in the last 14 years that makes him relevant?
    BTW….Not A Damn Thing!
    Seek Rehab You Ugly Monster!!!……SERIOUSLY!

  77. Yesy says – reply to this


    77

    I just have one wish… PAPER CUT PLEASE
    PAPER CUT PLEASE
    PAPER CUT PLEASE
    PAPER CUT PLEASE
    PAPER CUT PLEASE
    PAPER CUT PLEASE
    PAPER CUT PLEASE
    PAPER CUT PLEASE
    PAPER CUT PLEASE
    PAPER CUT PLEASE

  78. andy says – reply to this


    78

    This guy is seriously such a loser.

  79. rocka says – reply to this


    79

    dude's got issues.

  80. Regan says – reply to this


    80

    Nasty, diseased, flacid little willy…gross.
    BTW, Perez, why on earth do you not censor people's avatars. The clit pics are just a bit ridiculous!! I don't really come here for porn (Andy's Wee Dick excepted…not so much porn as pathetic comedy)



  81. 81

    Looks like a fake. Never seen one that floppy!

  82. Marie says – reply to this


    82

    What show is this from?? And who are the other 2 guys siting on the couch with Andy ?

  83. Lulu says – reply to this


    83

    He's make you a fine husband, Mario.



  84. 84

    To all these people who think this is small, its flacid! Is this the first soft dick you've ever seen? If it was this big soft, one can only wonder how much growth would be involved if it were hard! None-the-less, Andy dick is gross!

  85. Beth says – reply to this


    85

    I just died a little inside.



  86. 86

    wtf, no wonder he goes around groping chicks, who the fuck would fuck THAT?!

  87. John says – reply to this


    87

    How about some close up stills, hmm? Please?

  88. Eddie says – reply to this


    88

    thot I could handle it, I have a pretty tough stomach…I was eating a sandwich when I clicked on it and the rest of the sandwich is in the garbage (for real). That man is just sucking up useful oxygen, he's gotta get a job away from the public so we don't have to deal with him any longer

  89. !Cris says – reply to this


    89

    This guy is SUCH a fucking hot mess! I guess he's tired of nobody wanting to ever have anything to do with his lame ass, so he just had to show off his weiner to the world. It was the only way to get someone to look at it!!! FUCKING LOSER!!

  90. SARAS says – reply to this


    90

    Re: amy – LOL omg thats hillarious!!! Good One

  91. TomTo says – reply to this


    91

    Oh God, why did I watch that?!? I think I need to poke my eyes out.

  92. Jenn says – reply to this


    92

    That was utterly disgusting… it was so floppy.

  93. katie says – reply to this


    93

    my boyfriends index finger is bigger than that sad excuse of a dick!!

  94. katie says – reply to this


    94

    my boyfriends index finger is bigger than that sorry excuse of a dick!!

  95. kiki says – reply to this


    95

    Jeera to be fair Perez did warn us as to what the video showed and included NSFW. Teens and Tweens should not be on this site and if they are there's a problem with their parents or supervisors. If you don't like Perez don't come to his site! SIMPLE :)

  96. puhle says – reply to this


    96

    Re: jeera – It's just a peepee.



  97. 97

    almost other than this, he kinda turns me on lol i cant put my finger on it but he does.. n all yall that r sayin "ewwwwwwww!" like 5 year olds… yall shut it