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Who Wants To See Andy Dick's Dick???

Filed under: Andy Dick

CLICK HERE to check it out! (Obviously, it's NSFW - not safe for work.)

The un-funny man was recently a guest on the new Gong Show and he flashed his schlong!

If you think you can stomach it, click here for the uncensored footage.

Posted: July 16, 2008 at 7:06 pm

97 comments to “Who Wants To See Andy Dick's Dick???”

smeader says – reply to this

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HAHA! worst 24 seconds of my life
daniz says – reply to this

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13th bitches..
mandi says – reply to this

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Gross!!! =(
Brianna says – reply to this

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Thanks Perez I was eating mashed potatoes at the time.
jayy says – reply to this

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woww, im pretty disgusted
it wouldnt have been AS bad if it was just a picture
but even then it wouldve been grosss.
nycmu says – reply to this

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ewewew
Meesh says – reply to this

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Agreed!
angel says – reply to this

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He is sooooooooo freaking gross!!!!! He needs to just fall off the face of the earth! nasty nasty nasty!
Lee says – reply to this

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All I can say….WOW.
Pris says – reply to this

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Ewww…he's tiny!!!
wood says – reply to this

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What the fuck was that?
Dykey says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwwwWW!!!!!
jeera says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU ARE SICK! YOU NEED HELP! YOU HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS! HOW CAN YOU POST SUCH A THING ON A WEBSITE THAT IS IN VAST MAJORITY VISITED BY TEENS ANS TWEENS? YOU ARE DISGUSTING AND DISTURBED!
angel says – reply to this

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4,756 bitches!!!!

he is gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think i am gonna go vomit now!
vanillaTC says – reply to this

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Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!
liz says – reply to this

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I can't see it….
hugyg says – reply to this

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he's so fucked in the head, I hope they kill him in jail, anyway who was that hot guy with the long hair next to him
ivan says – reply to this

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it's bigger then i thought … it's soft and floppy ……..
liz says – reply to this

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how disturbing…
Joce says – reply to this

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WOW. that was disturbing(perhaps also traumatic), even for a sicko like me!
Don says – reply to this

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The ones who are always flashing thier dicks are always the ones we least want to see. Andy Dick? Puke.
yoursecondhope says – reply to this

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what was with the paper….
Don says – reply to this

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Re: jeera – Hey, fuckwad…if you don't like this site…STAY THE FUCK OFF OF IT! Douche.
Brand says – reply to this

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Limpy limpy limpy string cheese
Chery says – reply to this

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Pretty small, not exactly a chick magnet, poor guy.
Meter Peter Pumpkin Eater says – reply to this

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WOW! There's nothing like a small flaccid pecker right before dinner!
Get h says – reply to this

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Andy get some help for crying out loud.. you're becoming a total asshole. You used to be somewhat funny. Go to rehab wil ya.
Dana says – reply to this

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wow gross
kellygrl says – reply to this

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that is almost as gross as some of these nasty, indecent pics for people's profiles on here … YUCK!!!
jjj says – reply to this

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FAKE!!!! RUBBER COCK ATTACHED TO THE BOARD
WOW says – reply to this

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WOWZERS…PRETTY BIG IF IT'S FLOPPING AROUND LIKE THAT WITH THE PAPER THERE. AND IT'S FLACID!!! CAN ONLY WONDER WHEN IT'S HARD
Med says – reply to this

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Re: jeera –

Then maybe mommy and daddy need to pay attention to what their kiddies are doing online.

Sick of people thinking it's everyone else's responsibility to make sure Tom and Jane don't see naughty things online while Mom and Dad sit on the couch eating a bag of Cheetos and drinking out of a 2 liter bottle.
hmm says – reply to this

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wtf
linda says – reply to this

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I can honestly say I am not going to look!!!
MBA-M says – reply to this

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Nothing caught my eye.
aj says – reply to this

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surely to God in Heaven that wasn't real
noone says – reply to this

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That was one limp noodle!!…Thanks Perez, I love this site…always something on here that cracks me up…Cheers!
Evely says – reply to this

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HERE'S HOW TO END THE ENERGY CRISIS. FOR ONE MONTH, NO ONE GOES TO AN EXXON STATION. AT THE END OF ONE MONTH, IF EXXON HAS DROPPED PRICES TO BRING BUSINESS BACK, EVERYONE GOES ONLY TO EXXON STATIONS. AFTER THAT, THE OTHER GAS STATIONS WILL HAVE TO DROP PRICES TO BRING BUSINESS BACK TO THEM. WA LA. IF, HOWEVER, EXXON DOES NOT DROP PRICES AFTER ONE MONTH OF EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY BOYCOTTING THEM, WAIT ANOTHER MONTH AND SO ON. EVENTUALLY, EXXON WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO DROP PRICES TO BRING CUSTOMERS BACK. THIS IS A CAN'T LOSE SCENARIO. NOW, HOW TO GET EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY ON BOARD!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S THE QUESTION
Jeera says – reply to this

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To JEERA: #1) If Teens are visiting this site, then their parents should do a better job of parenting. It's NOT Perez's job to do that. #2) WTF are you doing on this site if you're so bothered by it, IDIOT! Get a life!
ArizonaLioness says – reply to this

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More than Bonaduce! lol
Michelle Renee C says – reply to this

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I loved it!!!Love you ANdy DIck, and to the person who has the same tropical icon on every post but under a different name…Who do yo think you are fooling??
magic says – reply to this

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it's a winky…
lane says – reply to this

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One more Andy Dick indiscretion. He keeps giving!
moe says – reply to this

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THAT IS DISCUSSTING!!!
yhzrt says – reply to this

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lol Perez, that's obviously not a schlong, a schlong is a big penor and Andy Dick's isn't that big.
jessi says – reply to this

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It's sooo small auhhh
RiRi says – reply to this

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I never knew it could be this small!
axmei says – reply to this

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hes one of those people who's obituary we will be reading realllllll soon.
kinda depressing and very desperate.
Hyde says – reply to this

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I'm surprised to see it hasn't fallen off yet.
bethy says – reply to this

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oh…..my…….GOD!!!! How embarrassing
LaDeva says – reply to this

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I think I puked a little in my mouth… :S
Junaloon says – reply to this

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Re: kellygrl – Yeah, really! Like what the fuck is up with Aron Imaibal's profile pic?? Seriously people.
erinn says – reply to this

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ewww..its reallyy…skinny. lmfao.
Junaloon says – reply to this

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Re: Aron Imaibal – You need to stop it with the fucking vagina profile pics!! Jesus!
Steph22 says – reply to this

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Why, Why, WHY??? Would any SANE person do this? This man is obviously suffering from substance abuse as well as a general lack of good judgement!!!
lol says – reply to this

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um, ya, that IS a real cock guys, unless he had tiny fake white balls in his pants too…did u not see that??
HugsN says – reply to this

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That is one skinny peen-I
ribol says – reply to this

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Re: jeera –
You are LAME! teens and tweens?…I dont think teens and tweens should be on this site anyway…so dont come here if u dont love Perez u jackass!
agree says – reply to this

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Re: jeera – I AGREE!
What the hell is wrong with Perez! He's a Pervert! knowing Young Kids come here!
FUrib says – reply to this

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Re: ribol – You are kidding right? Of course Young people/Teens come to this website!
KIM says – reply to this

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Why isn't this under If You're easily Offened!?
KIM says – reply to this

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Why isn't this under If You're easily Offended!?
FUaro says – reply to this

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Re: Aron Imaibal – You are one sick Fuckhead!
FUdon says – reply to this

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Re: Don – Fuck You! That person can have an opinion!
FUmed says – reply to this

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Re: Med – Fuck You. This Person can have an opinion! Why the lecture-idiot! lecture Perez for the Perverted Shit!
elvirasnotnose says – reply to this

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Wishing he was Andy "Dick-less"
FUjee says – reply to this

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Re: Jeera – Fuck you copycat namer! This Person brought up a great thing! Why the hell is Perez so perverted??????
dcj says – reply to this

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Re: jeera –

he said it was NSFW and he even said what that means in the post before you click to see the video. it is your fault if you dont read it. he warned us all.
amy says – reply to this

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Ewww, it looked like a piece of over cooked spaghetti!
titsa says – reply to this

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where's the dick?
josh says – reply to this

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I wanna see his cock on the jimmy kimmel show
Britn says – reply to this

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wooooow…. that made my stomach turn in ways I never thought it could… I feel sick…
Total says – reply to this

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Oh.
My.
GAWD!

Perez… that was the nastiest thing you've EVER shown! Bleh!
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