Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
It looks like all the drug use has left this douche with permanent brain damage!
Brandon Davis showed up at the Nancy Davis Foundation's Race To Erase MS Orange Pass benefit in Los Angeles on Wednesday night.
His family runs the charity.
His family has also reportedly cut off his allowance.
Broke and greasy, such a deadly combination!
[Image via WENN.]