Penelope Cruz = Boring
Filed under: Penelope Cruz
Pene Cruz graces the cover of the new issue of W magazine because she's pretty to look like.
But home slice gives a boring interview!
If you manage to get through all her sound bites below without falling asleep, we'll give you a cookie.
Penelope on…..
ON HER INNER ‘MONSTER’:
“I’m always finding very tricky and hidden ways to sabotage any beautiful moment. And it’s something so internal that I don’t think even my friends or family can catch me doing it. But I catch myself doing it. I’ve had that battle since I was a little girl. It’s like, Uh-oh, here it is again, the monster! Go away and leave me alone!
ON FACING HER FEARS…
“I try not to run away from things because I’m scared of them. When you feel you have to say something to someone, and your heart starts going fast because it could be controversial, I always vote for saying it. With time, you get more at peace with it. I used to get very upset about it, and very angry at myself. But now, when it comes, I just send it away.”
ON THE ‘CELEBRITY GOSSIP MILL’…
“I think it’s disgusting. It’s dangerous and nasty, and bad for our society in so many ways. And it’s getting worse every day. It affects me directly, but I really believe that this culture of gossip affects our society on a much deeper level, on an ethical level. It’s what kids see and hear every day, and it will affect future generations in ways that we cannot even imagine.”
first
Spice it up
I want her lips!
can i have my cookie now?
This chick is uglier than that willis girl!!!
gorjus still
She's gorgeous and correct in the 3rd answer.
Pene Cruz graces the cover of the new issue of W magazine because she's pretty to look like.
What the fuck does that mean???
Get a new job, FATASS!!!
It doesn't help that the questions posed to illicit these responses are basic, dumb, and obvious. I wouldn't know how to answer stupid questions like these.
Am I the only one that noticed that this woman had a nose job. It's been apparent for months…..
eighth
Perez…….YOU SUCK!!!
she pretty.
Soooooo pretty, really amazing photo!
50th?
Re: sofie – I try not to look at her too often.
I don't think she's cute at ALL!!
perfect!!
No wonder you think she is boring, in the last paragraph she speaks out against your industry (if you can call it that). Too bad she didn't refer to you directly as that" Prancing,mincing, spittle lipped loser that refers to himself in the third person"
HA HA HA U FAT AS PIECE OF SHIT YOUR MONKEY ASS GOT SUED I HOPE IT PUTS YOU OUTTA BUISNESS….GO FUCIKN DIE ALREADY
I AGREE WITH HER ON THE GOSSIP PART. AS MUCH AS I LOVEEEE THE GOSSIP AND HATE PENELOPE, THIS SHITS GETTIN CRAZYY! ITS ALL PEOPLE THINK ABOUT SOMETIMES!
i bet she'd love cockenstein the blog
blog.cockenstein.com
She's Spot On with the 3rd comment, so much so that I have decided this will be my last ever time at this pathetic site, so thanks Perez for alerting me to her words, as she has reminded me that I am better than this site, and I don't have to expose myself to this toxic gossip anymore……Bye Perez…..it wasn't nice knowin' ya!
Perez Hilton = Fat, Ugly, twinkie smuggling, low class, Low life, Douchebag, F a g g o t, LOSER!!!!
Pretty
She's so pretty!
beautiful woman!! you are ugly and tired perez, get a new job please, ty
she is soooooooooo OVERVALUED!!!
she really has no talent
she's only good at collecting MEN
Perez is just mad because she bad mouths his kind of people, Gossipers. Dont be mad because your bringing down our society
What a great interview. I don't know what you're talking about
pretty. 32nd?
She is dead on correct with this one and you, Perez, are the ringleader: “I think it’s disgusting. It’s dangerous and nasty, and bad for our society in so many ways. And it’s getting worse every day. It affects me directly, but I really believe that this culture of gossip affects our society on a much deeper level, on an ethical level. It’s what kids see and hear every day, and it will affect future generations in ways that we cannot even imagine.”
Re: duh – COME OUT OF THE CLOSET…WE KNOW THAT'S WHY U R SO ANGRY…..
Why she is always photographed with one open eye and the other covered with her hair……in Mango photos the same, a lot of images all the same wonky eye?
Did she get a NOSE job?? she doesn't look so horseyish anymore.
I certainly agree with her last comment, it really actually will be so terrible in the future, I'm really concerned.
And Perez you should be so fucking ashamed of yourself, but I know you won't because you probably presume she isn't talking about you.
Hope you're mother is embarassed and disgraced.
And fuck Perez, learn to write.
She's beautiful. And she should be praised for not being a clubbing, drinking disgrace.
You make fun of LC, but you hang out at the same places as her?
It's so obvious you're dying to be one of them.
You're not exactly going the right way about it. Just wait for ten years on when you're 40 and you're whoring yourself out, everyone calling you a Z lister and a hasbeen.
You make things so so bloody ugly, when theres loads of things to be happy about this world you're so fixated on this pathetic thing you'll never achieve whilst getting everyone to hate you on the way there.
Seriously, I can't believe you haven't had the shit kicked out of you yet.
Boring, Perez?
It's called an intelligent opinion.
We should be praising celebrities who actually give a fuck about what they do or say in a magazine. You guys need therapy, ASAP.
Its a good thing shes pretty b/c she is lacking in the personality field. Reading her interview she sounds a little like Lauren from The Hills.
That big old honker was getting in the way of her BJs. Definitely a good reason for surgery.
you should advise her career fatty. you're such a pillar of taste and good living. hahahah, moron.
I guess intelligence bores some people. Hey we all can't be professional internet bloggers.
Penelope is gorgeous,and way talented! I don't think she's had a nose job, I think its the angle in which the pic was taken. Perez,I just think you have your manties up in a bunch cause she's dissing your occupation,or whatever,so get over it!
Question…. if this site and Perez is so evil, crap, etc etc - what are you all doing here?
Re: fofo – That's what I said line 12
i made it all the way through this tripe Perez.
now, where is my cookie?
she's beautiful. not like these blonde bitches in america.
so get over it perez, the girl speaks like 5 languages and fucks every damn guy she wants to.
you call that boring?
hot but i want to sleep when i see her eyes.
I find the backlash against Perez, on his own site, very strange.
The celebrities that he mocks, reports, and comments on are PUBLIC FIGURES and are completely self-aware of that fact. Being a public figure and a celebrity go hand-in hand. Therefore, public opinion and interest should be warranted and encouraged.
She looks like a duck. And I can´t understand SHIT she´s saying.
Where's my cookie?
Wow the wonders of photo shop. Her nose looks considerably smaller.
Hey Sea Buscuit!!! Over here
I never got what the big deal about her. She's a typical muse for homo directors and the fashion fags. Perez nails it once more by not sparing the Spanish any of his scorn.
Boy you are starting to worry me. Is she boring because she is insightful? If you really read what she's saying it's very meaningful. Oh I'm sorry, you don't want meaningful, you just want mean.
If Hollywood stars weren't drug addicts, ego maniacs, and behaved like human beings, instead of downright whores, the Gossip Mill would have nothing to print. They are in the public eye - hence, a lot of what they do IS public. That's the trade off - you want privacy and morals - Pick a different profession.
Oh, come on, Perez! Those are the words of someone leading an examined life! Of course you'd find her boring as she isn't vapid enough for your radar to pick up on her wavelength. And her last statement about the moral implications of nasty gossip sites is right on target….shooting YOU, Perez between the eyes with a call to responsibility for the toxic contribution that YOU, Perez are making to the world. I realize that you were probably horribly picked on as a child, and that your revenge is turning out to be quite lucrative for you now, but it certainly isn't doing your soul any favors…just saying;)
And by the way, Penelope isn't giving an interview in her native tongue; I wonder how eloquent Senior Perez would sound speaking in Spanish?
I'm glad she had those huge jack-o-lantern teeth of hers redone. But even with her new little Eva Longoria overbite pout, she still doesn't get the movie roles. Wonder why………
Have you guys seen her sister?
Her sister is gorgeous!!
Even prettier than Penelope
Why is it when a celebrity sounds human you have to slam them? I think her answers were fine and especially answer 3.
She's certainly photogenic. She shouldn't worry about 'respect' so much; it's obviously not her strong point at this juncture. Enjoy your acting and incredible gift of physical beauty, and the respect will come accordingly as you age.
what are you talking about, boring?? she sounds like a very intelligent and insightful woman… and she's gorgeous!!!
always hiding that lazy eye…she really does have a lazy eye…but everyone makes her hide it…
Really.. What the hell is wrong with her face? I bet she could pick her nose with her tongue.
WORST ACTRESS EVER!!!
she always seems to be angry!!!!!!
Hypocrite Perez. if you don't like her slagging off "gossip culture" just say so, instead of calling her boring.
after reading her comments, which are intelligent and very raw/real, how can people then make awful comments about her appearance??? i guarantee she's more beautiful than the people saying those comments. as an actor myself it's sad that being a successful actor and having to succumb to the media frenzy goes hand in hand. people need lives. i think she's beautiful, talented, and intelligent. her movie Volver was incredible.
guess i dont get a cookie - meh
wheres my cookie?…
Yes I agree that class and dignity that is Penelope Cruz is very boring compared to the crass and stupidity of Heidi Montag.
Once again Perez, you prove that you have no taste whatsoever.
Re: gag – Would your name be Heidi Montag perhaps???
Shut up!! Penelope is gorgeous and she has not had a nose job.
I bet she's on the cover because of her new movie, Perez! Vicky Cristina Barcelona!
She looks soo beautiful here.One of her best pictures.
Re: jk –
She is actually a very talented actress watch All about my mother and Volver she is amazing.
Re: wine- –
Monica is pretty but let's be real she is no Penélope because Penélope can act.
She is so gorgeous–what did she say??
"Boring"?
Just because she thinks celeb blogs are dangerous.I think she is right.
Amazing cover.
Re: gus –
No it's exaggerated she is only fluent in Spanish and English.
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