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Pene Cruz graces the cover of the new issue of W magazine because she's pretty to look like.

But home slice gives a boring interview!

If you manage to get through all her sound bites below without falling asleep, we'll give you a cookie.

Penelope on…..

ON HER INNER ‘MONSTER’:
“I’m always finding very tricky and hidden ways to sabotage any beautiful moment. And it’s something so internal that I don’t think even my friends or family can catch me doing it. But I catch myself doing it. I’ve had that battle since I was a little girl. It’s like, Uh-oh, here it is again, the monster! Go away and leave me alone!

ON FACING HER FEARS…
“I try not to run away from things because I’m scared of them. When you feel you have to say something to someone, and your heart starts going fast because it could be controversial, I always vote for saying it. With time, you get more at peace with it. I used to get very upset about it, and very angry at myself. But now, when it comes, I just send it away.”

ON THE ‘CELEBRITY GOSSIP MILL’…
“I think it’s disgusting. It’s dangerous and nasty, and bad for our society in so many ways. And it’s getting worse every day. It affects me directly, but I really believe that this culture of gossip affects our society on a much deeper level, on an ethical level. It’s what kids see and hear every day, and it will affect future generations in ways that we cannot even imagine.”

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107 comments to “Penelope Cruz = Boring”

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  1. penpe says – reply to this


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    first



  2. 2

    Spice it up

  3. karyn says – reply to this


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    I want her lips!

  4. Ash says – reply to this


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    can i have my cookie now?

  5. fez says – reply to this


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    This chick is uglier than that willis girl!!!

  6. Linda says – reply to this


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    gorjus still

  7. beach says – reply to this


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    She's gorgeous and correct in the 3rd answer.

  8. df says – reply to this


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    Pene Cruz graces the cover of the new issue of W magazine because she's pretty to look like.
    What the fuck does that mean???
    Get a new job, FATASS!!!

  9. Josh says – reply to this


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    It doesn't help that the questions posed to illicit these responses are basic, dumb, and obvious. I wouldn't know how to answer stupid questions like these.

  10. sofie says – reply to this


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    Am I the only one that noticed that this woman had a nose job. It's been apparent for months…..

  11. rwerw says – reply to this


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    eighth

  12. th says – reply to this


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    Perez…….YOU SUCK!!!



  13. 13

    she pretty.

  14. misae says – reply to this


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    Soooooo pretty, really amazing photo!

  15. em says – reply to this


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    50th?

  16. gag says – reply to this


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    Re: sofie – I try not to look at her too often.
    I don't think she's cute at ALL!!

  17. bebe says – reply to this


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    perfect!!

  18. Scot says – reply to this


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    No wonder you think she is boring, in the last paragraph she speaks out against your industry (if you can call it that). Too bad she didn't refer to you directly as that" Prancing,mincing, spittle lipped loser that refers to himself in the third person"

  19. YOUFA says – reply to this


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    HA HA HA U FAT AS PIECE OF SHIT YOUR MONKEY ASS GOT SUED I HOPE IT PUTS YOU OUTTA BUISNESS….GO FUCIKN DIE ALREADY

  20. ava says – reply to this


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    I AGREE WITH HER ON THE GOSSIP PART. AS MUCH AS I LOVEEEE THE GOSSIP AND HATE PENELOPE, THIS SHITS GETTIN CRAZYY! ITS ALL PEOPLE THINK ABOUT SOMETIMES!

  21. cocke says – reply to this


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    i bet she'd love cockenstein the blog

    blog.cockenstein.com

  22. Amen says – reply to this


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    She's Spot On with the 3rd comment, so much so that I have decided this will be my last ever time at this pathetic site, so thanks Perez for alerting me to her words, as she has reminded me that I am better than this site, and I don't have to expose myself to this toxic gossip anymore……Bye Perez…..it wasn't nice knowin' ya!

  23. duh says – reply to this


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    Perez Hilton = Fat, Ugly, twinkie smuggling, low class, Low life, Douchebag, F a g g o t, LOSER!!!!

  24. S says – reply to this


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    Pretty

  25. casey says – reply to this


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    She's so pretty!

  26. haha says – reply to this


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    beautiful woman!! you are ugly and tired perez, get a new job please, ty

  27. sandr says – reply to this


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    she is soooooooooo OVERVALUED!!!
    she really has no talent
    she's only good at collecting MEN

  28. Amos says – reply to this


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    Perez is just mad because she bad mouths his kind of people, Gossipers. Dont be mad because your bringing down our society

  29. MM says – reply to this


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    What a great interview. I don't know what you're talking about



  30. 30

    pretty. 32nd?

  31. Lynne says – reply to this


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    She is dead on correct with this one and you, Perez, are the ringleader: “I think it’s disgusting. It’s dangerous and nasty, and bad for our society in so many ways. And it’s getting worse every day. It affects me directly, but I really believe that this culture of gossip affects our society on a much deeper level, on an ethical level. It’s what kids see and hear every day, and it will affect future generations in ways that we cannot even imagine.”

  32. M says – reply to this


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    Re: duh – COME OUT OF THE CLOSET…WE KNOW THAT'S WHY U R SO ANGRY…..

  33. ines says – reply to this


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    Why she is always photographed with one open eye and the other covered with her hair……in Mango photos the same, a lot of images all the same wonky eye?

  34. fofo says – reply to this


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    Did she get a NOSE job?? she doesn't look so horseyish anymore.

  35. Nikki says – reply to this


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    I certainly agree with her last comment, it really actually will be so terrible in the future, I'm really concerned.
    And Perez you should be so fucking ashamed of yourself, but I know you won't because you probably presume she isn't talking about you.
    Hope you're mother is embarassed and disgraced.

    And fuck Perez, learn to write.

    She's beautiful. And she should be praised for not being a clubbing, drinking disgrace.
    You make fun of LC, but you hang out at the same places as her?
    It's so obvious you're dying to be one of them.
    You're not exactly going the right way about it. Just wait for ten years on when you're 40 and you're whoring yourself out, everyone calling you a Z lister and a hasbeen.
    You make things so so bloody ugly, when theres loads of things to be happy about this world you're so fixated on this pathetic thing you'll never achieve whilst getting everyone to hate you on the way there.

    Seriously, I can't believe you haven't had the shit kicked out of you yet.

  36. Cultu says – reply to this


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    Boring, Perez?

    It's called an intelligent opinion.

    We should be praising celebrities who actually give a fuck about what they do or say in a magazine. You guys need therapy, ASAP.

  37. HOT B says – reply to this


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    Its a good thing shes pretty b/c she is lacking in the personality field. Reading her interview she sounds a little like Lauren from The Hills.

  38. beep! says – reply to this


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    That big old honker was getting in the way of her BJs. Definitely a good reason for surgery.

  39. sam-n says – reply to this


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    you should advise her career fatty. you're such a pillar of taste and good living. hahahah, moron.

  40. Victo says – reply to this


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    I guess intelligence bores some people. Hey we all can't be professional internet bloggers.

  41. Nonam says – reply to this


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    Penelope is gorgeous,and way talented! I don't think she's had a nose job, I think its the angle in which the pic was taken. Perez,I just think you have your manties up in a bunch cause she's dissing your occupation,or whatever,so get over it!

  42. toys says – reply to this


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    Question…. if this site and Perez is so evil, crap, etc etc - what are you all doing here?

  43. sofie says – reply to this


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    Re: fofo – That's what I said line 12

  44. Robyn says – reply to this


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    i made it all the way through this tripe Perez.
    now, where is my cookie?

  45. gus says – reply to this


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    she's beautiful. not like these blonde bitches in america.
    so get over it perez, the girl speaks like 5 languages and fucks every damn guy she wants to.
    you call that boring?

  46. hey says – reply to this


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    hot but i want to sleep when i see her eyes.

  47. Lydia says – reply to this


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    I find the backlash against Perez, on his own site, very strange.
    The celebrities that he mocks, reports, and comments on are PUBLIC FIGURES and are completely self-aware of that fact. Being a public figure and a celebrity go hand-in hand. Therefore, public opinion and interest should be warranted and encouraged.

  48. Paty says – reply to this


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    She looks like a duck. And I can´t understand SHIT she´s saying.

  49. Kater says – reply to this


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    Where's my cookie?

  50. Elise says – reply to this


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    Wow the wonders of photo shop. Her nose looks considerably smaller.

    Hey Sea Buscuit!!! Over here



  51. 51

    I never got what the big deal about her. She's a typical muse for homo directors and the fashion fags. Perez nails it once more by not sparing the Spanish any of his scorn.

  52. Girl says – reply to this


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    Boy you are starting to worry me. Is she boring because she is insightful? If you really read what she's saying it's very meaningful. Oh I'm sorry, you don't want meaningful, you just want mean.

  53. Telli says – reply to this


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    If Hollywood stars weren't drug addicts, ego maniacs, and behaved like human beings, instead of downright whores, the Gossip Mill would have nothing to print. They are in the public eye - hence, a lot of what they do IS public. That's the trade off - you want privacy and morals - Pick a different profession.

  54. notus says – reply to this


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    Oh, come on, Perez! Those are the words of someone leading an examined life! Of course you'd find her boring as she isn't vapid enough for your radar to pick up on her wavelength. And her last statement about the moral implications of nasty gossip sites is right on target….shooting YOU, Perez between the eyes with a call to responsibility for the toxic contribution that YOU, Perez are making to the world. I realize that you were probably horribly picked on as a child, and that your revenge is turning out to be quite lucrative for you now, but it certainly isn't doing your soul any favors…just saying;)
    And by the way, Penelope isn't giving an interview in her native tongue; I wonder how eloquent Senior Perez would sound speaking in Spanish?

  55. dee says – reply to this


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    I'm glad she had those huge jack-o-lantern teeth of hers redone. But even with her new little Eva Longoria overbite pout, she still doesn't get the movie roles. Wonder why………

  56. wine- says – reply to this


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    Have you guys seen her sister?
    Her sister is gorgeous!!
    Even prettier than Penelope

  57. Rick says – reply to this


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    Why is it when a celebrity sounds human you have to slam them? I think her answers were fine and especially answer 3.

  58. @v@ says – reply to this


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    She's certainly photogenic. She shouldn't worry about 'respect' so much; it's obviously not her strong point at this juncture. Enjoy your acting and incredible gift of physical beauty, and the respect will come accordingly as you age.



  59. 59

    what are you talking about, boring?? she sounds like a very intelligent and insightful woman… and she's gorgeous!!!

  60. fz5 says – reply to this


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    always hiding that lazy eye…she really does have a lazy eye…but everyone makes her hide it…

  61. green says – reply to this


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    Really.. What the hell is wrong with her face? I bet she could pick her nose with her tongue.

  62. jk says – reply to this


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    WORST ACTRESS EVER!!!
    she always seems to be angry!!!!!!

  63. Betty says – reply to this


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    Hypocrite Perez. if you don't like her slagging off "gossip culture" just say so, instead of calling her boring.

  64. hgkjh says – reply to this


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    after reading her comments, which are intelligent and very raw/real, how can people then make awful comments about her appearance??? i guarantee she's more beautiful than the people saying those comments. as an actor myself it's sad that being a successful actor and having to succumb to the media frenzy goes hand in hand. people need lives. i think she's beautiful, talented, and intelligent. her movie Volver was incredible.

  65. whata says – reply to this


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    guess i dont get a cookie - meh

  66. linds says – reply to this


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    wheres my cookie?…

  67. teho says – reply to this


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    Yes I agree that class and dignity that is Penelope Cruz is very boring compared to the crass and stupidity of Heidi Montag.

    Once again Perez, you prove that you have no taste whatsoever.

  68. teho says – reply to this


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    Re: gag – Would your name be Heidi Montag perhaps???
    Shut up!! Penelope is gorgeous and she has not had a nose job.

  69. kelly says – reply to this


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    I bet she's on the cover because of her new movie, Perez! Vicky Cristina Barcelona!

  70. q says – reply to this


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    She looks soo beautiful here.One of her best pictures.

  71. tm says – reply to this


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    Re: jk

    She is actually a very talented actress watch All about my mother and Volver she is amazing.

  72. lola says – reply to this


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    Re: wine-

    Monica is pretty but let's be real she is no Penélope because Penélope can act.

  73. Super says – reply to this


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    She is so gorgeous–what did she say??

  74. sil says – reply to this


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    "Boring"?

    Just because she thinks celeb blogs are dangerous.I think she is right.
    Amazing cover.

  75. rekea says – reply to this


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    Re: gus

    No it's exaggerated she is only fluent in Spanish and English.

  76. whoa says – reply to this


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    WHOAA;;
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    SHE IS SO FHKING GORGOUSE>
    HOLY HELL =]

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    I WISH I COULD DO MY MAKE UP LIKE THAT!

  77. whoa says – reply to this


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    WHOAA;;
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    SHE IS SO FHKING GORGOUSE>
    HOLY HELL =]

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    I WISH I COULD DO MY MAKE UP LIKE THAT!

  78. whoa says – reply to this


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    WHOAA;;
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    SHE IS SO FHKING GORGOUSE>
    HOLY HELL =]

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    I WISH I COULD DO MY MAKE UP LIKE THAT!

  79. whoa says – reply to this


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    WHOAA;;
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    SHE IS SO FHKING GORGOUSE>
    HOLY HELL =]

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    I WISH I COULD DO MY MAKE UP LIKE THAT!

  80. whoa says – reply to this


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    WHOAA;;
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    SHE IS SO FHKING GORGOUSE>
    HOLY HELL =]

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    I WISH I COULD DO MY MAKE UP LIKE THAT!

  81. gg says – reply to this


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    The idiots here who think she has no talent definitely didn't see her movies.She is a great actress…in her Spanish movies.

  82. MAMI6 says – reply to this


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    WHATS SO BORING ABOUT THAT? PEREZ IS MAD CAUSE SHE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING STUPID SO HE CAN MAKE FUN HER…SHE WAS BEING REAL, JUST A NORMAL PERSON PEREZ. SHOULDA TALKED ABOUT THAT GORGOUS PIC INSTEAD :( SORRY PEREZ CANT WIN EM ALL

  83. w says – reply to this


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    Great cover.
    She is going to work with Nicole Kidman soon.It will be interesting.

  84. where says – reply to this


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    I am still awake!

  85. jessi says – reply to this


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    well/perez/since/when/is/a/women/who/sounds/smart/well/spoken/and/gets/her/point/across/boring?its/the/type/of/ppllike/you/who/make/women/seem/to/inferior/to/men/

  86. EG says – reply to this


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    I find her thoughts interesting. These are the kinds of observations and I often find missing from interviews with celebs. She's saying pretty trenchant things about her psychology and how she views the world — much more absorbing to me than how often she works outs or how misunderstood she is.

  87. noneo says – reply to this


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    you get to make a whole empire out of being a shallow prick but as soon as someone criticizes you you get all pouty and upset. i don't need your stupid website you can have it.

  88. What says – reply to this


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    Wow how can u be so deeply shallow? Her comments were incredibly down to earth and honest.

    Her third response is so real and important and is just a part of what is going on.

    Wake Up…

    Only Love Is Real

  89. chris says – reply to this


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    At least celebrity gossip mags keep celebs honest!! You shouldn't be immune from being outed for your husband stealing/druggie/etc ways just becase you're famous. You put yourself out there. For better or worse. If you don't want the worse… do a better job at keeping your "monsters" at bay.

  90. Marth says – reply to this


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    i know! i got this in the mail yesterday and was totally dissapointed with such a boring cover story…blah blah



  91. 91

    'PEEEN' 'UH' 'LOPE'

  92. denis says – reply to this


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    HER EYES ARE TOO BIG HAS ANYONE NOTICED IT?

  93. Jasen says – reply to this


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    Who gives a shit
    If she's boring, the
    woman is beyond stunning!

  94. Pilar says – reply to this


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    Re: Telli

    You don't seem to be aware that celebrity is not a profession. When you become as famous as Penelope is, the gossip mill comes with the territory, but it is not the territory. Penelope is an artist, for Christ's sake!



  95. 95

    she is totally boring…and not so pretty… she is just so ugly without makeup and her huge nose



  96. 96

    so in that cover they did a great photoshop on her nose

  97. gross says – reply to this


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    shes right. people are now becoming commonly too interested with other peoples lives and do not have the manners these days to keep opinions to themselves. the spread of hatred and condoning, encouraging that behavior is very damaging to society; not just the person making those judgements, but those they are making them to. leave people alone and mind your own biz. if you dont have something nice to say, dont say it at all. it's a shame with all the advances and manners/morals were actually more prevalent in the 20s - 50s where people actually cared about their neighbors. people these days have absolutely no ethics or concern for others, that it's scary!

  98. Autum says – reply to this


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    I think this is one of the most interesting and insightful celebrity interviews I've ever read.

  99. ANNA says – reply to this


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    this is the most interesting comment a celebrity on ur website ever made…i can see others agree…u r the one who is wrong Perez

  100. Jesus says – reply to this


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    Let's Go All Out.
    I heard first hand from someone I have known a long time Pene is not the sharpest nail in the bucket. That was several years ago.
    Perhaps she has gained some insight. Certainly has been around the celebrity world enough and discovered more about herself in the process. Her answers seem about as forthright and sensible as anything I heard from her.

    Negatively: Did someone write that for her? ;)

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