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She's A Machine!

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The return of Jordan!

Katie Price donned her Jordan drag for the launch of her latest book, Angel Uncovered, Thursday morning at Borders Oxford Street in London.

This woman is a marketing machine. She just keeps churning out so much new product!

We're a tad bit envious.

How does she get her makeup to look so natural????? It looks like she's barely wearing any!

[Images via WENN.]

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76 comments to “She's A Machine!”

  1. Tinke says – reply to this


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    First

  2. Meg says – reply to this


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    1st

  3. Ann says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. beebo says – reply to this


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    love and miss all the melbourne massive

  5. Jakei says – reply to this


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    Airbrush!

  6. Jo says – reply to this


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    hmmm

  7. Carol says – reply to this


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    You KNOW she's all airbrushed with makeup…nice continuous coverage…pancake

  8. aubre says – reply to this


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    ew

  9. Anne says – reply to this


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    loves it!!

  10. buzzc says – reply to this


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    Ugh, WHo Fucking cares about this plastic nobody. WHO FUCKING CARES?
    REALLY?

  11. broad says – reply to this


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    So this pig is going to adopt from abroad? I think she'll have better luck adopting from a broad. What a cesspool.

  12. hoi says – reply to this


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    hot tranny mess

  13. Brand says – reply to this


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    AWESOME

  14. DingD says – reply to this


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    first???? probs not!!

  15. CHANE says – reply to this


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    MAYBE IT IS JUST ME. i AM PRETTY GOOD ABOUT MY POP CULTURE, BUT WHO THE HELL IS JORDAN AND WHY IS SHE RELEVANT AGAIN

  16. lalal says – reply to this


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    Absolutely love it! How mess lol

  17. J says – reply to this


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    Jordan will always be relevant. She is fabulous. Love her! We need more Jordan stateside!

  18. What? says – reply to this


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    Is that the new style? Having a bullseye on your ladypart?

  19. sandr says – reply to this


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    i really hope that makeup comment was ironic perez, she looks like a tranny!!!

  20. flo says – reply to this


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    natural??????this bitch is superficial and all made of false hair, false boobs, liposution and plastic surgery everywhere, Pamela Abderson lokks more natural tha,n her……she doesn't even know how to write her name, that's why she can do so many products : she doesn't write them…..I hate this stupid bitch being famous for a few people just by having enormous boobs

  21. Sandy says – reply to this


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    I'm sorry but who the hell is this fembot Jordan???????

  22. dsf says – reply to this


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    Who the hell is this lol? Looks like a prostitute or a tranny…

  23. stefy says – reply to this


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    Are you serious about the makeup? She looks like a 2 buck ho!
    She needs that money to take care of Harvey.
    The Brits make the tackiest celebs.

  24. Trash says – reply to this


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    She's trashy. I'll never get the 30 seconds i spent on her back…

  25. Serio says – reply to this


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    I have to assume you're kidding about the "natural" make-up! Right? There is nothing natural about thick, BLACK eyeliner ALL around someones eyes Perez.

  26. hey says – reply to this


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    Jordan is fabulous and not suposed to be taken too seriously, lighten up Jordan haters!

  27. Brian says – reply to this


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    Fucking fierce!

  28. yikes says – reply to this


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    tacky mess! I love it.

  29. cmax says – reply to this


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    um… airbrush?

    hello… where have you been?

  30. roz says – reply to this


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    How can the pictures be airbrushed when they're paparazzi shots?!!! Thick fucks!!

  31. KLASS says – reply to this


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    She a classic beauty.Vomit.

  32. KC says – reply to this


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    Who is she? Why is she famous? THe only place I have ever heard of her is on this site….can someone explain her fame? Or her appeal?

  33. bbi says – reply to this


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    Hate?Having an opinion is no hate.She is vulgar and cheap looking
    that is my op of her.

  34. NICE! says – reply to this


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    Nice clown boobs!

  35. Estel says – reply to this


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    There's not a lot of makeup that covers ORANGE.

  36. DCW says – reply to this


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    She's just like Pam Anderson-just British. The reason people are even reading anything about them is because of their boobs and heavly made up faces. Thats how the Marketing Machine works. Silly.

  37. NY says – reply to this


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    WHATEVER IDIOTS BUT SHE IS FUCKING GORGEOUS AND WAY PRETTIER THAN U ON UR GOOD DAY! HA HA!

  38. RuPau says – reply to this


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    Not sure who this guy is, but the nose gives him away as a man. If he got his nose made to look more feminine, he would almost be believable as a woman.

  39. Jen says – reply to this


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    Definately a pre-op tranny

  40. FIONA says – reply to this


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    Love the outfit!



  41. 41

    zomg i don't care…i fucking love me some Katie Price and her alter-ego Jordan. fucking love that hot mess trainwreck!



  42. 42

    ew. that chick is nasty

  43. Britc says – reply to this


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    Re: stefy

    You think Brits are tackier than Americans? Err hello, when you going to wake up and smell the cawfee. USA is TACK central.

  44. & says – reply to this


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    jordan rocks, whoever calls her obviously doesnt get her

  45. charl says – reply to this


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    got to love katie price!!!



  46. 46

    This is the skankiest hot tranny mess I've seen in a while. She actually scared the shit out of me. I mean it shot out—a projectile shit.

  47. shes says – reply to this


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    This woman is a criminal. How the hell can anyone parent a special needs kid, living a life like her. She is a complete media whore. Even more than you perez

  48. ally says – reply to this


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    lmfao!
    i love jordan shes almost as fabulous as you perez :]

  49. Liz says – reply to this


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    that white thing looks like a big vagina

  50. BritB says – reply to this


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    Wow, a yank that understands sarcasm…..that's rare.

  51. Amy says – reply to this


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    Perez..havent you seen her without makeup? She is friggin flawless!

  52. Patri says – reply to this


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    wow, she is so gorgeous and even after two kids, she still never got even close to being as fat as you perez……………that must suck for you……



  53. 53

    WHY IS SHE WEARING A POLAR BEAR

  54. G says – reply to this


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    Plastic mammaries (tits)
    Plastic teeth
    Artificial hair, eyelashes…
    It's not an angel kiddies, it's DEMONIC
    She's turned herself into a LUST Queen.
    It's all about me…as she creates more 'product'.
    This is why America is preparing to burn
    Muslims look at this and all their suspicions are confirmed
    oh yeah and alot of those Saudi princes would pay a lot to…

  55. tacky says – reply to this


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    If this doesn't make the Blackwell's Worst Dressed list as number 1, nothing will. HOrendous.

  56. minge says – reply to this


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    I love how there is a huge diamante plughole right in front of her minge.

  57. erika says – reply to this


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    hahahaha. wtf is this. hahah.

  58. Kyle says – reply to this


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    I was there and she looked stunning!

  59. Chris says – reply to this


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    She looks like she's popping out of a hairy, white vagina. lol

  60. Tracy says – reply to this


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    you really need to quit copying Michael K. it's like the 3rd recycled joke of his i have seen on your site this week. you are noway near as funny.

  61. Joe says – reply to this


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    What is IT???

  62. DUbSt says – reply to this


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    Re: stefy – Brits…Tacky???? hahaha Do you have eyes in that dense skull of yours?? If you do, open them and see the trash that YOUR country throws out all over OUR world!! Then tell me Brits are tacky!?!?!

  63. sammi says – reply to this


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    Naturally tranny..?

  64. Emile says – reply to this


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    "The Brits make the tackiest celebs." - Stefy

    Get Over Yourself.. Jordans Amazing So What If She Dresses Like That If She Likes It Go For It..

    And as for brits making tacky celebs HAHA thats abit rich tbh….

  65. buddy says – reply to this


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    she is a real marketing tool and used well. but she is real sweet in person, i saw her in the posh gay club of london on wednesday night. she was just dancing, talkin to everyone and must say much more natural and prettier in real…

  66. Victo says – reply to this


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    It's so pathetic that all you Americans don't get Jordan. Perhaps if you actually took the time to find out some facts about Jordan and how she is a fabulous mother you would understand that she is an amazing woman. She does a lot for charity and looks gorgeous. I think she is the ultimate modern woman, she's fierce, honest, a great businesswoman and beautiful. America has nothing to compare with her, not even close.

  67. 69 says – reply to this


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    69th

  68. F...X says – reply to this


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    I think Katie Price is awesome!
    X x

  69. Tinna says – reply to this


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    Hahaha! I smell sarcasm…!

  70. BritB says – reply to this


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    To Shes - F*ck Right Off! How dare you call her a criminal. She is a fantastic mother and wife! Parents with special needs children can function normally in society you know you complete f*ckwit! Trot on and take your shitty unfounded comments with you!

  71. Fhuba says – reply to this


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    Naaa mate. I hate her, Shes so fake its unbelieveable.

  72. kitty says – reply to this


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    SHE IS A BRITISH CELEB VERY WELL KNOWN WORTH AROUND $60 MILLION she is a Glamour model / normal model (apearing in Vogue!!!!!) / aurther / jewlry designer / bra designer/ hair product JUST 2AME A FEW all her stuff sells loads!!!! SHE PRETTY WIVOUTH THE MAKEUP SHEE APEARED ON IM A CELEB GET ME OUT OF HERE WIV NO MAKEUP!

  73. piper says – reply to this


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    SHE LOOKS LIKE Janice Dickenson! Fugs

  74. lucy says – reply to this


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    she looks like ninel conde



  75. 75

    So sexy and wonderful, i was there hehe

  76. NY says – reply to this


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    SHES FUCKING SEXY AND GORGEOUS!