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Spin Spin, Sugar

Filed under: Personally Perez

Perezzers is featured in the new issue of Spin magazine in a freakin' funny piece.

Ch-ch-check it out (below)!

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Posted: July 17, 2008 at 4:44 pm

80 comments to “Spin Spin, Sugar”

  1. dale says – reply to this


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    First..you look retarded

  2. jj says – reply to this


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    herow

  3. jj says – reply to this


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    naw aw - he looks awesome!

    ilperez

  4. J says – reply to this


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    3rd….done got blasted

  5. Suz says – reply to this


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    funny!!!



  6. 6

    Love you!

  7. Ash says – reply to this


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    Intresting

  8. bonzo says – reply to this


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    they're making fun of you, idiot.

  9. LadyM says – reply to this


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    Whaaaa?
    That's not really funny…

  10. FReal says – reply to this


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    Umm…you do realize that they're implying that you're an idiot, right?

  11. FReal says – reply to this


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    A delusional idiot, in fact.

  12. IMMA_ says – reply to this


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    Perez SUX and even with weight loss is STILL SO UGLY!

  13. stana says – reply to this


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    i love you perez

  14. andre says – reply to this


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    I think your all missing the point that he can laugh at himself, its a funny piece. He knows its poking fun at him and everyones laughing WITH him not AT him.

  15. ss says – reply to this


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    not funny at all, just sounds like you're trying too hard to be funny, kinda like blake lively trying too hard to make it seem like she doesn't try at all…

  16. link says – reply to this


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    It looks to me like they're pointing out what a moron you are and laughing AT you, not with you. Ugly and dumb - you've got it all!

  17. Stace says – reply to this


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    Seriously, does the whole "FIRST!" thing EVER get fucking old? Do people seriously lurk this site just to try and be FIRST in the comments? Get a life!

    In regard to the post, I think it's hilarious. I'm a newb to this website, but it seems like you, Perez, have a supreme sense of humor. Go you, seriously. Your commentaries on the posts are hilarious, even if I like the celebrity you're bagging on. It's all in good fun :) People seem to forget that.

  18. ewwww says – reply to this


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    Re: IMMA_ – AGREE TOTALLY , STILL AN UGLY STILL PUDGY DAY ASS WANNA BE WOMAN WHO HATES THE WORLD BECAUSE HE LACKS A VAGINA.

  19. dave says – reply to this


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    Since when do you know anything about music, Perez??

  20. stace says – reply to this


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    Another thing - it appears all the haters in here can't appear to read. It said that someone went through your site to pick up the answers. Those quotes they posted are completely out of context…so it IS funny. It's random, bizarre, and hilarious.

    Sounds like a lot of the "readers" need to learn to read.

  21. sadie says – reply to this


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    they are making fun of you.

  22. USA says – reply to this


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    17th?

  23. howno says – reply to this


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    It makes you look like even more of a douche than you already are.

    I'm not sure how that's possible…but I like it!

  24. J swo says – reply to this


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    Ur a fat bastered!!!!!

  25. U Ass says – reply to this


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    You are so totally an asshole Perez, literally.

  26. birdy says – reply to this


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    Re: stace – OH, so it IS funny now! Joke. Well that's kind of pathetic that you have to point out why it's funny. Means it's not really funny. And it's STILL NOT even funny now that you've pointed it out!!

  27. TOOFY says – reply to this


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    The tie in your hand looks like your best friend, the enema hose.
    .
    .
    For God sakes get your hideous teeth fixed you moron

  28. Ummmm says – reply to this


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    Re: stace – Ummm stace, ever hear of ridicule? Ever hear of satire? Ever hear that Perez is a totally queer hatemonger? Why don't you go see if Oprah has a blog site, I'm sure her fat ass would welcome your warm and fuzzy comments. PEREZ IS A PATHETIC QUEEN FOOL, AND EVEN A MORON CAN SEE THAT

  29. donna says – reply to this


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    How are you losing so much weight!?
    You look great!

  30. truth says – reply to this


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    You DO realize they are making fun of you, right? You have NO idea how to run a record label. You are no different from the average Joe on the street except maybe you're worse because you only listen to music that is a part of your gay world. You have no idea what good music is. you're just a guy who sits behind a computer pretending to be something you're not. That's it. You are delusional if you believe there is anything more to your story.

  31. meme says – reply to this


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    YAWN . . .

  32. Ms. L says – reply to this


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    lol!!!!! pretty fun!! looking great….. ALSO IF ALL YA HATER IN HERE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH PEREZ Y U ALL UP IN HIS SITE TAKING UR PRECIOUS TIME TO COME AND ACTUALLY WRITE A COMMENT…….. TAKE THAT NEGATIVITY SOME WHERE ELSE ITS DEF NOT WELCOME HERE……P.S KUDOS 2 STACE

  33. L says – reply to this


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    Re: truth – ARE U SERIOUS??????? GO BACK AND READ THE DAMN ARTICLE……………IDIOT!! I THINK U R LOSING IT

  34. Kev says – reply to this


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    Perez is that supposed to be funny or something?? because it's soooo not!!!

  35. Anonymous says – reply to this


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    They've got your ignorant shallow ass pegged.



  36. 36

    That article rocks.
    What I can't help but tap my chin over is - why are people on here who don't like Perez? I mean, I don't like Madonna (I know!) so I don't go to her sites… Duh.

  37. Stace says – reply to this


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    In Re: Birdy & Ummmm….

    If you hate Perez, then why are you here? There are plenty of other celebrity gossip sites to lurk on.

  38. Elle says – reply to this


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    Re: Ms. L – LMAO We come here for the lulz, idiot. Not to worship this ugly hypocritical cow like you do. He's 15 minutes are long gone and we wanna watch him crash and burn. :D

  39. L says – reply to this


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    Re: Elle – so here i think the loser is u!!! i at least get something from him……………

  40. mat90 says – reply to this


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    Perez, please import acts such as Bodies without Organs and give them USA/CAN distribution. Thanks

  41. retir says – reply to this


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    Another unattractive picture of Perez with his muth wide-open, exposing teeth and tongue.

  42. ew says – reply to this


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    god you're so hard to look at
    fuckin ugly bastard

  43. Kate says – reply to this


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    How are you going to save the music business when you have such awful, awful taste? The music business will never be "saved" until all POP MUSIC is gone.

  44. Missy says – reply to this


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    Normally, I never read your shameless promotional posts but this one just begged for a comment - "freakin' funny"??? No. Try "freakin' STOOPID.

  45. Marig says – reply to this


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    Re: Sparrow – It's actually very simple. Always know what the enemy is doing. Perez is the enemy of all good taste, culture and most women. Gotta' keep tabs on that crap and make sure he doesn't indoctrinate all you poor, impressionable sad sacks. Just because Perez makes light of himself doesn't make the hate and slander he spreads any less so.

  46. crist says – reply to this


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    lord you know the music industry is in the shitter when they consider lame ass perez a music mogul…..

  47. crist says – reply to this


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    Re: Sparrow – cause its fun to hate on this asshole

  48. douch says – reply to this


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    What's funny is that Pigez didn't realize how utterly fucking stupid that piece makes him look. Other than that, not funny at all.

  49. Novel says – reply to this


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    You are PROUD of that??? You sound like an IDIOT! Oh, my bad… forgot there for a second that YOU ARE ONE!

  50. ro says – reply to this


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    Tone Deaf Hilton is going to save the music industry? Fucking laughable.

  51. Scott says – reply to this


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    Wait, the same guy who calls "Viva La Vida" terrible is going to save record labels? Utterly laughable.

  52. sam-n says – reply to this


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    you live the life of an old lady, douchebag.

  53. ken says – reply to this


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    we do get that this is tongue in cheek kind of humor but be careful because Perez would much rather put his tongue in your ass! Freakin idiot!

  54. Mambo says – reply to this


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    Umm, I don't get it…

  55. Jimbo says – reply to this


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    Record sales down last year? I got my first burner in 96, before that wasn't there are thing called a double tape deck, and next people will tape songs off the radio

  56. Lynne says – reply to this


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    Remember, Perez got all upset about real satire about Obama and he can't recognize that they're really mocking him. I didn't think it was possble to think that Perez could be dumber, but then…it's another day!!!



  57. 57

    Damn Dude, If Rumer Willis is a potatoe head you're a watermelon head. Holy Crap!

  58. The R says – reply to this


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    Perez, I find it hilarious that you are now going into the music business. Your poor taste in acts nonwithstanding, your frequent ridiculing of stars and celebrities who crossover into music and fashion now seem quite hypocritical. First you have a fashion line, now you're getting involved in music? Please.

    I'm glad Spin thinks you're a little ridiculous.

  59. kate says – reply to this


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    News? What's new about that?
    He sold his ass way too many times….

  60. white says – reply to this


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    Why no dick drawn in your mouth? No cum drops either.

  61. Mati says – reply to this


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    You are so over yourself that you didn't realize this people is actually laughing AT you. I took two classes of political marketing so i know about this stuff… Your strategies remind me of those of a six year old kid. Hehe, you are a jerk that doesn't hesitate to point - and laugh- at someone else's mistakes (or weak points, or deseases) so i think it's kind of divine justice that the time you try to "be intelligent" you are uncapable of seeing the kind of ignorant, retarded idiot you are… HAHAHAHAHA

  62. kate says – reply to this


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    I LOVE THE SPIN SPIN SUGAR REFERENCE ! ! GREAT SONG !!

  63. SIIGy says – reply to this


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    Don't be Stealin' Our material - We'll hunt you down!
    SexOnAStick - believe we coined that phrase over at the DEN.
    www.BittenByACougar.com
    Grrrrrr.

  64. Brook says – reply to this


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    oh I love you Perez that was a funny article although I didn't get it as much lol well I think you are great and I think it's sad that all these pathetic people on here have to be so stupid and pathetic as to go on this site even if they hate the person that is doing it! They are stupid and I like that you aren't paying attention to that perez I love you!!! Oh and you look great by the way you lost alot of weight great Job

  65. hey i says – reply to this


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    hey if you all hate him so much why do you waste your time here? you are making him money do you honestly think if you hate him? you are just making yourselves look stupid. if you hate him so much, just don't visit this website. simple right?

  66. hey i says – reply to this


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    hey if you all hate him so much why do you waste your time here? you are making him money do you honestly think he cares if you hate him? you are just making yourselves look stupid. if you hate him so much, just don't visit this website. simple right?

  67. Brook says – reply to this


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    Re: hey i –

    I agree with everything you just said it's so stupid the way people respond to him and call him names it's sad to see how the young world is going and doing out there and some people aren't even that young it's sad to see anyone calling the person that they are on lol something stupid

  68. Clubb says – reply to this


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    It's about time Perez is getting some real Street Cred !!
    www.wantstreetcred.com

  69. Lola says – reply to this


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    perez looks like a baby who shit his pants

    Much like this site

    poking at things like a baby poking shit

  70. Lola says – reply to this


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    Re: andre –

    I think you b wrong
    It's not funny, it is plain dull

  71. LMAO says – reply to this


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    LMAO. LOL. Oh, that's funny. Hahahahhhaaahahhaaa. Perez, a FAT, disgusting pig saving the music industry? Dude, why do you expose yourself to ridicule like this? It's too easy. K, first of all, everyone…and dude, I mean everyone in the business hates your fucking guts. Second, you're not ever going to be in the business. You're a bitch and a nasty ass who is more into shameless slef-promotion than anything else. You look like an asshole in that picture. Dude, people tolerate you, that's it. ALL THAT "ARTICLE" IS ARE YOUR OWN POSTINGS FROM YOUR LAME BLOG! What a total loser!

  72. Piggy says – reply to this


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    andre says – "I think your all missing the point that he can laugh at himself, its a funny piece. He knows its poking fun at him and everyones laughing WITH him not AT him."

    ^^ No, you're wrong. They're all really laughing at him. Trust me. If you actually knew anyone in thist town, you'd know that really, we all laugh at him. He's a pretender. A nasty, evil cunt. No one can stand him. He throws himself these parties, then acts like a Diva and is so rude to the staff and to guests, you have no idea. The man is a PIG.

  73. Marky says – reply to this


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    You obviously don't care about anyone but yourself. The sad truth is that your readers care about celebrities, not you or your provincial opinions.

  74. dur says – reply to this


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    You're so dumb, you don't even realize this is not a compliment, they are insulting you!! Dumb ass!

  75. JB says – reply to this


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    Perez, it looks they did a lot of Photoshopping on that picture of you because you look really skinny.

  76. dern says – reply to this


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    sneaker pimps?
    whattt?

  77. sd says – reply to this


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    Your music taste sucks, all faggy light folk shit - get a clue, can't wait for your 15 minutes to be up

  78. aw says – reply to this


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    who styled this shoot, you look adorable! looooving the green tie!

  79. cass says – reply to this


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    we gotta get u a fashion consultant honey lol your lil suit is just not workin for me

  80. hanna says – reply to this


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    LOLperez you are the biggest illegal downloader of music i know