The Mugshot Has Arrived

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The Barenaked Ladies' recently arrested lead singer, cokehead Steven J. Page.

Zexy!

    Posted: Jul 17, 2008 at 4:55 pm / Email this  »

    81 comments to “The Mugshot Has Arrived”

    1. 11111 says – reply to this


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      1 maybeeeeee???

    2. jeff says – reply to this


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      first!

    3. Lluvy says – reply to this


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      Wellll, he def is looking GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
      PS. Perez!! TALK ABOUT ABOUT PROJECT RUNWAY, PLEASSEEEEE. I want some more goss about that!

    4. Jacks says – reply to this


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      My oh my, the clean cut image is gone, i am a PROUD canadian but my image of this squeeky clean band is forever tainted. My god, what a mess he is.

    5. BW says – reply to this


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      Nosejob

    6. HOT B says – reply to this


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      Well it looks like we know the answer to how he lost all that weight so fast.

    7. Mena says – reply to this


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      First. And Coke makes you fat?

    8. Vom says – reply to this


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      Canada

    9. SJ says – reply to this


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      Awww I actually kinda like BNL - pretty stunned he's a cokehead

      Get Help Steven!!

      I bet Canada is in mourning!

    10. carri says – reply to this


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      you think hed be skinnier for a cokehead

    11. tonya says – reply to this


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      :-( Sad.

    12. TDAWG says – reply to this


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      Im disappointed in our homegrown boys here…I really hope this is some kind of major misunderstanding. Steven..what are you doing with your life homie

    13. Nic says – reply to this


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      You know, nobody would really care that much if he didn't have such a "squeaky clean" image. Rock stars get arrested for possestion all the time. If this was Scott Weiland then we would just smirk and click on the next story.

    14. Amand says – reply to this


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      This disappoints me so very much. I have been a fan for 18 years and just never thought you would hear a story like this about him. Here's to hoping he learned his lesson and we don't hear anymore stories like this one.

    15. lisa says – reply to this


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      firts?

    16. swat says – reply to this


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      Stupid canadians are all so like, oh, we don't do drugs,
      and 'in shock"
      fucck off

    17. cmax says – reply to this


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      first?

    18. ck says – reply to this


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      FIRSTTTTT

    19. kiki says – reply to this


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      he is sexy!!

    20. Matt says – reply to this


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      FIRST? "It's been one week since he was arrested …"

    21. Ash says – reply to this


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      Ugly

    22. Chris says – reply to this


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      yeah… you all guys are perfect…lets lynch this guy for drug abuse… lets not even talk about the charity work he does, the books he recommends (YEAH HE READS) or the music he creates…he is JUST EVIL… its so sad that we feast on the flaws of a human being and we give a fuck about what he does for us. and yeah perez, he is ZEXY like that…he doesnt have to dye his hair like a fucking rainbow brite.

    23. Jeff says – reply to this


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      Steven you have let down Toronto and Canada! Ed kick his ass out!



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      TINY nostrils, poor guy must have to really try hard to get the coke up there.

    25. Celeb says – reply to this


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      So sad : ( My mom likes this band - she'll be so dissappointed! www.celebrifi.com

    26. JJ says – reply to this


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      ALLEGED coke head. Yeah right.

    27. RedHd says – reply to this


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      I think he looks good. he can attend rehab in my bedroom. (it's a 12 step program)

    28. kurt says – reply to this


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      If he's a cokehead what's that make you, a dickhead??

    29. Jess says – reply to this


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      Really?? This actually surprised me. I'm a die hard fan of BNL (yes, they have more than one song and no, I'm not Canadian), and I never would have guessed this in a million years. Is he diminished in my eyes? Not really. We're all human, and this only goes to show that what goes on behind closed doors can be VERY different than the lives that people portray. BNL and Steve Page still rock.

    30. Karen says – reply to this


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      Stay Strong Steven, stay strong.

    31. sensi says – reply to this


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      He'll be a singing If I had a Million dollars once again… from his cell!!!

    32. Fidel says – reply to this


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      Even in a drug induced mug shot, he still looks better than hawg jowls Mario …… Go Diane Wargo! Take this parizite down.



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      Looks like he's had a nosejob.

    34. chris says – reply to this


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      it's so true - if this was anyone else (pete doherty, kate moss, etc)., we really would breezily scroll down to the next story. this circumstance doesn't change the fact that steve page is an AWESOME singer from an amazing band!! i truly hope he is exonerated. stay strong!!

    35. Camer says – reply to this


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      I'm a die hard fan of Barenaked Ladies and although this is a HUGE disappointment, I am more shocked than anything. I mean come on! This is BARENAKED LADIES, they rap about Chinese chicken. Steve Page doing coke is the LAST thing I would ever have expected. Despite all this, I still love the shit out of them. :)

    36. andre says – reply to this


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      Good luck Steve…stay strong! We still love you!!



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      ….this is the very reason I download music instead of paying for a CD which only has one good song….I WILL NOT SUPPORT A DRUG HABIT!!!! This is one fooker who was all up in arms trying to shut music downloading in Canada…..damn coke head…..FOOKER!!!

    38. Jibbe says – reply to this


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      Honestly, he's only doing harm to himself and in no way affects any of us, so who cares? If that's how he wants to roll, who are we to judge? I bet there are some scarier skeletons in some of you all's closets!

    39. Steve says – reply to this


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      You're shaming someone internationally, and for what… you've sunk to a new low this time. No wonder the whole world hates you Americans.

    40. Jugge says – reply to this


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      Why don't we wait to see what he has to say about the situation instead of jumping to conclusions like we all do? The band was very quick to post a comment about this on their official website, so they obviously care about what their fans are thinking and would like this cleared up ASAP.

    41. Nice says – reply to this


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      Nice job, Steve. Let us know when your midlife crisis is over, ok?

      I don't actually care that much, though, anyhow - Ed Robertson is the heart of BNL to me these days. And whereas Steve's got one narcissistic schtick, Ed has "grown up" as a musician and has really raised the bar for BNL.

    42. It's says – reply to this


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      If I had a million dollars… I buy you some blloooooowww!

    43. kitty says – reply to this


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      Re: swat – What the fuck are you talking about… you stupid FUCK… who says Canadians always say they "don't do drugs" ??? Dumbass!!

    44. Paul says – reply to this


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      First off, Steven Page is not the heart and soul of BNL.
      Ed Robertson is.
      Steven happens to sing a few of their popular songs from the early days, like "If I had a $1000000", "Brian Wilson", "Be My Yoko Ono", and my personal favourite, "The Old Apartment". He and Ed took turns at the vocals, but the band took off on the songs Ed sings. If this turns into an example, the band will survive if they decide to carry on.

      Secondly, comparing him to the likes of Scott Weiland is pretty weak. (or etc. etc… insert American pop culture loser of choice)
      The man is part of a group that spends a lot of time and money supporting charities and worthwhile causes, both in Canada, and internationally. If you read about him in the news in a few years after his umpteenth drug bust or trip to rehab, have at him.
      Until then save it for the deserving losers that make a point of screwing up their lives in the public eye. That's why you are at this site isn't it?

      I am disappointed by the news, sure, but he is a human being, and I can forgive anybody once.

    45. Paul says – reply to this


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      Re: Nice – Great minds think alike.

    46. krist says – reply to this


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      he's a good Toronto boy who was in the wrong place at the wrong time. thats all.

    47. Katel says – reply to this


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      britney spears really looks like him.



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      White guys are sooooo not sexy.

    49. AWP says – reply to this


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      This makes me really sad. I hope he gets the help he needs.

    50. deede says – reply to this


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      Re: Toonkinstein – You must be an east coast fooker.

      From Antigonowhere.

    51. julia says – reply to this


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      i went to see the smashing pumpkins in kansas city when i was like 15 and the barenaked ladies were also playing there. i was hanging out by the tour buses trying to get an autograph from one of the pumpkins and that dude was there signing one autograph then after he was done he looked at me like i was waiting for his autograph and i said no im waiting for the smashing pumpkins. he had this shit look on his face. his band sucks. if i was him i would be a cokehead too….hahahahahahaaa

    52. deede says – reply to this


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      There really isn't such a thing as cocaine anymore. Research studies are available that indicate that 97 percent of cocaine sold is actually methamphetamine.
      Same thing with ectasy, etc, etc. Via your local meth lab.

    53. deede says – reply to this


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      If I had a million dollars I'd buy me some coke.
      If I had a million dollars I'd buy me some coke.
      Yes I would
      No I wouldn't go to rehab
      la la la la la la

    54. Fooke says – reply to this


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      Re: krist – Well if you believe that, then I have a kilo of cocaine you can buy real cheap.

      You can't cheat an honest man honey

    55. mimi says – reply to this


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      sooooo sad… i love BNL

    56. yendo says – reply to this


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      Sad that they arrest people for that.

    57. trixy says – reply to this


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      you know their song "alcohol"? They should totally updated on their next album as "cocaine." I bet it would sell. You know Amy W. would jam to it.

    58. Mtl says – reply to this


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      Et tu, Steven?

    59. loo l says – reply to this


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      chicken the chinese the chinese chicken.

    60. CANAD says – reply to this


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      IT'S TOO BAD THAT CANADIANS CAN'T ADMIT THEY HAVE A DRUGGIE ON THEIR HANDS. CANADA CAN SURE HAVE A BLAST DISHING IT OUT ON THE AMERICANS, BUT WATCH OUT….WHEN ONE OF THEIR OWN GETS TAKEN DOWN, THEY ALL CRY FOUL AND ARE IN D.E.N.I.A.L.!!!! THIS IS ALL OVER THE CANADIAN TV CHANNELS AND THEIR PATHETIC ENTERTAINMENT REPORTERS ARE JUST AS WORTHLESS. THEY ALL SAY THEY HE IS INNOCENT, HEY PEREZ, IT'S A SHAME YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH CANADIANS TALK BEHIND EVERYONE'S BACK, INCLUDING YOURS!

    61. frank says – reply to this


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      LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WHOS TIRED NOT SOMMEONE WHOS ON DRUGS.

      HES AT A HOUSE WITH TWO OTHER PEOPLE - WHOS TO SAY THE DRUGS WEREN'T THERE'S.

      BUNCH OF BAND WAGON JUMPERS ATTACKING WHAT MAY BE AN INNOCENT MAN. GIVE HIM HIS DAY IN COURT.

      THE BNL HAVE DONE MORE CHARITY WORK THAN 90% OF ALL OTHER BANDS.

    62. FRANK says – reply to this


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      POST 60 SHOPULD CHECK HIS OWN BAGGAGE. A CHILD HOOD SNITCH WHO NEVER GOT OUT FROM UNDER MOMMA'S APRON.

    63. billy says – reply to this


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      A novelty act, lightly talented at best. No fans,washed up, which is why they doing a kiddie album. Disney should fire his cokehead ass, he`s had his 5 minutes.

    64. l says – reply to this


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      Even if it is true, I'd still hit that.

    65. Kirk says – reply to this


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      re:
      swat says – reply to this 16Stupid canadians are all so like, oh, we don't do drugs,
      and 'in shock"
      fucck off

      Umm and you wonder why Canadian's call most Americans stupid?



    66. 66

      Looks like a guy I used to date. Why Steve why? Now I know how you pulled off those too fast melodies.



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      Re: CANAD – & Swat re:
      What the fuck are you two even talking about? Are you on cocaine too? That's the only thing I can think of because you're talking gibberish. Drugs exist everywhere douche bags, even in Canada. I think we had a Say No To Drugs presentation once in high school pretty sure that's the last time I was preached to. My Uncle died of AIDS because he was sharing needles while shooting heroin. So I think I can speak for most Canadians when I say we are neither "devastated" or "in denial". You both just sound like ingrate douche bags.

    68. Canuk says – reply to this


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      Steven, what's a nice Canadian boy like you doing in a U.S. court on drug charges? Say it ain't so! Your politics are wicked (NDP!), your activism too…funny & down-to-earth…we'll forgive you Steve, just get better & get past this! You are better than this!

    69. jasmi says – reply to this


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      Don;t you idiots know the best ganja is grown in Canada?

    70. susie says – reply to this


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      He looks hotter than he used to
      What's the big deal? If he did this north of the border, he wouldn't even have got arrested..it's just coke people, he's not hurting anyone besides himself

    71. chubb says – reply to this


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      He Hawt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    72. ::::: says – reply to this


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      i'm from the town of Fayetteville, New York where this happened. THANK YOU for finally bringing some excitement to the dull, wasp-y, rural suburb, Steven.

    73. JJBom says – reply to this


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      This is sad. As a Canadian, I am disappointed… especially since BNL are releasing a children's album.

    74. omg says – reply to this


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      He kind of looks like Vincent D'Onofrio in The Cell, eh?

    75. all says – reply to this


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      Re: swat – shut up and keep suckin

    76. sqwee says – reply to this


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      hes soooo cute oh my gosh, what an adorable picture even if it is a mugshoot.

    77. Amy says – reply to this


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      He looks like Dwight Shrute without his glasses, so he looks like raine wilson.

    78. cora says – reply to this


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      Perez.
      You are scum. You are a spinless lowlife shithead. I hope you get everything you deserve.

    79. Kris says – reply to this


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      WHYYYYYYYY? Why Steven, Why? You were a fun clean-cut guy, a great singer in an awesome band… C'mon, youre better then this…

      BTW Im not skewering him or calling him evil… I know hes not perfect, but im still disapointed.

    80. Kat says – reply to this


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      I have loved Steve and the band for over 10 years, so sad!

      I hope he gets the help he needs…

    81. Mike says – reply to this


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      WHY DO SOME OF YOU DUMB ASS AMERICANS INSISTS WE CANADIANS BASH YOU FOR DRUG USAGE? WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR WAR ON DRUGS AND WOULD LEGALIZE WEED IF NOT FOR YOUR DUMBASS WAR.

      IF ANYTHING WE BASH U AMERICANS BECAUSE OF ASSHOLES LIKE GEORGE BUSH, DICK CHENEY AND PEREZ HILTON!