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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba is on the cover of the Spanish version of OK! magazine with her very cute baby, Honor Marie.
Apparently, people in Spain care about Cashole Warren.
He made it onto their cover but was cut out of the U.S. edition!
Posted: July 17, 2008 at 12:00 pm
i thought she was all about not being latina
YES!! FIRST!!!!
first!!
they are both fugly!! I hate them
Re: yesss – DAMMIT!!! NOT FIRST!!!
FIRST
hahahaha
how embarrassing.
so, she is a cum-dump and a breeder. who fucking cares! neither of those things takes talent or skill.
first
beautiful baby
shut up perraz i like them both and the beautiful baby.
that's a little harsh perez. I know she was a bitch about the whole denying her background/heritage… but it's just getting a little bit old… still love you though…
crap im not first…isn't that the exact pose Angie and Brad did when they did pics for Shiloh…can't thse idiots be a lil more original
fuck you brownman!!!
dafhdfh
FIRST BITCHES!!!
other then that i have nothing to say..
Re: erica – spain is not a latin country it's european. alba is american. This is getting SO OOOOOLD CAN JUST PEOPLE AND MARIO SHUT UP? GOSH YOU ARE PATHETIC.
Re: Jeez –
Next time…
be aware!
Re: fukta – and yet she is still living a better more successful life than you are, lol.
Perez, you HAVE to STOP lying! Seriously dude, it's really weird how you attack her. She never, ever said "don't call me Latina." You have to stop with the lies. Your really a freak.
Do you ever get off her back. We have to listen to your rants about Jessica Alba and Rumer Willis constantly. If you do not like someone - you will crucify them. GIVE IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She looks beautiful and the baby is gorgeous. I guess the LATINO world is not as offended by her as you think.
perezzz, you should know better, en españa y en ”latinoamerica”, nos interesa mas la familia, y ”conocer” obviamente al papa, yaaaaa dejalos ser !!
todos cometemos errores, y si ella dijoo algo que te ”ofendiera” a ti, como parte latinoo, pues tal vez era ciertooo, y ahora solamente hace este tipo de cosas por presion.
Why did you cover HIS face? He's a looker. I'm a straight female, and I don't want to look at Alba so much, but at least you didn't cover the baby's face. Cute!
Perez…love your website, but what is really wrong with Jessica wanting to be AMERICAN? Let me give you an example…I went to Ireland with a buddy of mine and we started talking to a group of people there. Eventually someone asked where we were from? and my buddy said he was Italian. The girl said that he didn't sound like he had an Italian accent…which he doesn't because he is AMERICAN. The girl even went on to ask why most Americans are always claiming to be from somewhere else? It's so true. What's wrong with American pride? Why is that so wrong? Everyone is always talking about being Mexican, African-american…etc. If you are actually born and/or raised somewhere else…then fine. But if were born and raised in America….You're AMERICAN. This is not meant to be a negative email, I just want some pride for this country.
must suck that for every cover they do, Angie Y Brad wil be on the cover too! too bad so sad, bad timing, and oh… they have 1 more baby than you…
whats ur problem with her?
That baby is just beautiful.
LOL HYPOCRITE BITCH
very cute baby - jessica also looks gorgeous!
sorry but i think the baby looks fugly….she'll definetly be getting a nose job by age 5. (yeah i'm cruel but come on?
WHAT A FUCKEN HIPOCRITE!! I WISH I COULD WRITE HER A FREAKIN EMAIL…"BITCH UR NOT A LATINA REMEMBER SO STOP TAKIN UP SPACE FOR OUR REAL LATINO PEOPLE..STUPID WHORE".. AND MAY GOD BLESS HONOR MARIE
Re: JENY – CAN YOU JUST THINK THINK FOR ONCE WITH YOUR STUPID CACA BRAIN SPAIN IT'S NOT A LATIN COUNTRY IS EUROPEAN. JESSICA IS AMERICAN AND SHE CAN BE IN ANY EUROPEAN MAGAZINE SHE LIKES. RACIST!!
Re: MIMI – racist.
Which one of the parents is part pig?
That baby looks rather piggy. Oink! Oink!
Lola La Pistola
bang, bang, baby!
that's the shiloh pose. haha.
im getting bad vibes from cash in this picture. the baby looks like a boy but both mama and baby look cute.
Whatever it is that Perez has against Jessica Alba and Cash Warren is beyond childish!!!
Re: scott – Hey Scott. I was in Turkey recently and when asked where I was from I said Canada.
If you pay attention to the news, you'll know that being American, in most of the world, is NOT something to be proud of and you can actually get your ass kidnapped and tortured for being a proud American.
Personally, I'm more "American" than many in this country. I was born here and even served in the military. However, in this day and age, I have to say that I am ashamed of the politics, ashamed of our president and looking forward to the end of Bush's term.
Hopefully, once that arrogant ape is out of office and there are some positive changes made, America will go back to being proud of their country. Until then, we'll just waddle in the emonomic and political mess Bush and Dick have created and continue denying my nationality when I travel abroad.
Lola La Pistola
Hating someone (for no apparent reason) and putting out such negative vibes comes back to getcha….
oh i just realized that Cashole is his real name. I always thought that was some made-up nick name which the bloggers came up with LOL and haha @ the logo on his face…
i love how it says "the actress and her husband" that's so mean to cash coz he is now seen as the husband and not his own person. if everyone stops buying items endorsed by her we can stop her from being a "celebrity" so let's forget about her.
Re: scott –
BRAVO! I agree.
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My friend has a "Mexican"
i thought it looked a lot like the Shiloh pics too.
Don't like her, hes not attractive and Perez you are cracking me up with your logo on people's faces!!!!!
hahahaha, that is sooo funny! i can't stop giggling!! awww, the baby is very pretty though, looks to me anyways, that she looks a little more like dad…her face structure…
Re: wtf – perez said "spanish magazine"
people from spain are spaniards so the mag is called a spanish mag
and yes we all know spain is in europe yeesh
Omg isn't that the same pos angie and brad did with baby shiloh…lol
Who did they get to translate? Its soooo sunny how she is down eith us now that it involves$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$4
Re: wtf –
you are retarded. of course spain is a latin country. i am spanish and know this. yes its in europe but it is also latin. as well as italy. they are LATIN countries. not latin american, but latin.
If you are such a Latino yourself you should know that Cash made the cover because people from Latin America are more family oriented.
Ummm, this looks A LOT Like Angie and Brad's picture with Shiloh. Pfffff
Spain is a European country, fucking idiots, it's nowhere near Latin-America.
Spaniards are White. Not Latinos, they don't wany anything to do with American Indians, Mestizos, Mulattos, Zambos and Castizos. So just shut the fuck up, you fake wannabe Latins when you're Mestizos, Indios, and Negros.
Spain is a White country and it's culture is very Western and not Afro-Centric or Indio-Centric like Latin-America.
wtf.. does she think she is brad & angie..
this is such cheap copy of their cover when baby Shiloh was born..
Re: Lola – Which one of the parents is part pig?
That baby looks rather piggy. Oink! Oink!
Lola La Pistola
OH MY GOSH, YOU ARE FREAKIN FUNNY!!!!!!!!! ahahaha, i don't know if it was the way i read your comment in my head or the way you put it since everyone is getting huffy about heritage, but OH MY GOSH, I WAS CRACKIN UP!!!
you're a butthole! ahahaha, oh man—i had to go to the bathroom to stop myself from laughing.
Why hate him Perez? U SEEM to hate everyone, Lili because she is a Lesbian (even thou you are a fag), anyone yound and successful (female) cause you are jealous that they can get cute guys like Zac and so on. You like Cristian who is hot but, would not give you have a chance to even say hello. You like these wimpy looking boys, (you make fun of the gay guy from Greys Ananomy but you like young guys too), you make fun of other for claiming they are ugly, no everyone has the same opinion and baby you r not cute no matter how much weight or money you may have. You like people like Dita and other people who are nobodys and try to make them something just cause they are your friends! Perez change your ways or the 1 millions hits on this site will no longer happen!!!
Re: u – spain isnt latino america. read.
That baby is adorable!!!!!!!
Why would you put that Perez Stamp over this guys face. Stop being such and asshole. I think the all look hot.
Re: Ameri – you are stupid and racist. spain of course is a latin country. that is why american countries are called latin american. because of the latin heritage from latin countries like portugal and spain. then they are called latin AMERICANS because they are in america. read a book
ok, two facts.
1. spain is a latin country, it comes from latin decent, latin as in ancient rome. other europeans are also latin such as italians and portugese
2. spain is not a latin american coutry. it is not in america…..simple enough
Re: Lisa – the magazine isn't call spanish magazie is OK MAGAZINE a british magazine actually, if miss alba wants to be in a euroepan magazine that's not make her an hypocrite bitch even if the magazie is in spanish. i will say again and again she is an american born with mexican and french-danish ancestors but she is american not latin american. or to be american from the USA you have to be 100% european?i find perez very racist and some of his fallowers too.
very well placed "Perez Hilton" logo over casholes face!
Re: yes –
opps..got cut off. Anyway, he has a Hispanic wife that was born and raised in America. Spanish is not her first language, she did not learn it from her parents but in school. Her vocabulary and attitude is very American. My husband really is Spanish and his family and friends differ in many ways to the Hispanic people that I know which were born and raised here. So when she makes comments like "I am a Spanish girl" it really gets under my skin. She has never even been there and know she wants to move there because she is "Spanish"..gimme a fvckin break, dumbass is more like it. It is like me saying I am from the United Kindom or France because I can speak the languages and had some distant relatives that came from there. I am American and proud of it. I hope this "Spanish" women has fun when travels to Spain and finds out she is American, that there is nothing European, or even much Hispanic about her .
i can't stand the same discussion……………….we are in Europe, we aren't latinos, we are latinos,we speak spanish, we don't speak spanglish………..i'm bored about this……….
Re: name – now you are confused, in america call latinos as a race or ethnicity unlike in spain it's a cultural matter as spaniards are caucasian. the romans called latin countries of their old territories that includes romania, france, italy, spain and portugal. In america is different, todays to be a latino is a ethnecity or race wich i think is wrong because they can come in many races, to black, white and indian.
can she even read her own cover???????????????????
ahh erica i think youll find spain is a latin country regardless of it being european just as england in britain as well as being european
Some people here should read and try to learn something before starting to say Spain is a Latin country, it is not. Latino-American countries and Spain just share the same language. What's next? Uk is America?!?!?!
Oh My! Haha!
Portugal and Italy are NOT Latin.
What's wrong with people?
Kate
Italy and Portugal are latinos like Spain because Roma give us a language the latin and them born the spanish language, the italian language, the portuguese language, the french language and even the romanian language. Spain give the spanish language to America so that countries are called latino-americanos.
kate
here in Spain to the center and south america we call IBERO-AMERICA, because in the old age before the romanos came here our country was called Iberia, like the airlines.Latino-america is perhaps a french word than really don't like to the spanish academics
Re: Ameri –
Hey man,
chill out-seriously– this is partly perez's fault too. I mean, it's great to have pride in your country AND your heritage. I'm canadian, but all of my background is Irish and I love saying I'm full on Irish ancestry but Canadian born:) I just find your post a little… just so many labels? I'm not a fan of the concept of the "American Boiling Pot"; I think it's important to have individuality and be proud of your heritage, but all the labels you threw in your post… and so many generalizations– it's just the source of soo many problems…
I didn't see her movies because of her latin rant, but then I felt that maybe I was taking this too much to heart. I saw a couple of her movies and pee yeew, I was barring her movies not because she's anti-latino but because she just sucks.
LOL! That is too funny…they should've asked her all of the questions in Spanish without transalation…
Re: ines – ines
but can you see north americans consider latinos to be a race or a ethnicit