Try Not To Laugh

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba is on the cover of the Spanish version of OK! magazine with her very cute baby, Honor Marie.

Apparently, people in Spain care about Cashole Warren.

He made it onto their cover but was cut out of the U.S. edition!

Posted: Jul 17, 2008 at 12:00 pm / Email this »

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Xavie says – reply to this

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Hey!

I remember: Spain is in Europe and it's NOT a latin country. I'm Spanish and I'm european not latin. Other than that we don't even know Jessica's husband so there's no reason to put him out of the cover here in Spain. We don't care him!

xxx
si says – reply to this

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Re: LATIN – latin americans are a different race than spaniards so in that concept spain aren't latinos. Culturaly they talk the same language, which that's as far as it goes with the term latin as culture not as discription of ethnicity or race. In the old times of rome the countries of europe like italy, france, romania, spain and portugal were latins but they were all caucasian. In conclusion in modern times LATIN HAS TWO MEANINGS the old meaning it's cultural from the old territories of rome and the new meaning which it's racial-cutural to discrive people from latin amercan countries. So in reality the true meaning of latin has change and not longer spanish, french, italians etc aren't latins this world is used more to discrive latin america citizens if not ask a french if they consider still being latins, you will find they going say no.
TIRED OF IT ALL says – reply to this

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Since all of you dumb asses got sidetracked on the European/Latin America thing, I have something interesting to say her about Jessica. I read a blind item in a tabloid that said what pregnant actress is less than honorable (get it, Honor) because she went to a Dna place to inquire about checking out who the baby daddy is and he isn't the guy she just married. Now talk about that one!
katia says – reply to this

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YES! THAT'S THE EXACT SAME BRAD, ANGIE, SHILOH POSE COMPLETELY WITH PUFFY LIPPED BABY. WAY TO BE ORIGINAL OK! MAGAZINE!
lol says – reply to this

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Re: TIRED OF IT ALL – you are a sad weirdo, hey do us a fabour just don't open that stupid mouth IDIOT, you are worse than perez with the line " don't call me latina" fuck off!
Nicky says – reply to this

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Sorry but that baby is freakin UGLY. How funny that jessica Alba of all people gives birth to a pig nosed baby. hahahahah- oh well- it's hollywood, they have doctors for that…..
TIRED OF IT ALL says – reply to this

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Re: lol – Hey LOL, post your own comments and be sure to check you spelling, FABOR?? Wtf. you ignorant wetback!! Thank you for comparing me to Perezito, now get out your english dictionary and try to understand what I posted, you silly bitch!
sr says – reply to this

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If you want to find another way to describe Spaniards you can say Mediterranean but they are European the language is Latin,Spaniard aren't Latinos.
LATIN says – reply to this

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SI, you got it almost right.

Correctly you say "latin-americans". That doesn't take away the Latin side from the Europeans that speak a Latin language.

America south of the U.S.-border was called Latin-America because people speak a Latin language there (Spanish or Portuguese) to distinguish it from the Anglo-speaking-America.

To think people from there are the real "Latino" only demonstrates the North and South-American penchant for shorting expressions and an ignorance for everything European.

But it's o.k., Europe and her history are far away…….
kim says – reply to this

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I cant stand her! she plays the race card, only when she wants to shes all of sudden Latin……what a joke!
Mymar says – reply to this

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Sorry but that baby is going to have to grow on me. I guess I'm the only one who thinks she's funny looking and has a huge head with huge features.
Sam says – reply to this

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Re: Alma – Cashole is his real name
carlo says – reply to this

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I love how shes trying to gain back latin support by pretending to like us and appear on our magazines. JESSICA: WE DONT LIKE YOU! AND I'M NOT SAYING THIS TO BE MEAN IM ACTUALLY DEAD SERIOUS…..YOUR DAUGHTER ISNT CUTE!
ilove84 says – reply to this

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Seriously?! I'm 100% Caucasian, but if I'd even said "Don't Call Me White" I'd EXPECT to NOT be on 'White Girl OK!'.
jane says – reply to this

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your a rotten skank prez!jessica,cash,and their baby are a lovely looking family and i,wish the best for them!!
Melan says – reply to this

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I'm sorry but that is NOT a cute baby! You are being surprisingly kind with your comment. It looks like a hairy little boy!
Chris says – reply to this

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Perez, when I continue to see you downing Jessica, it reminds me of how much you can suck! You have no idea how this woman was raised and if she were really that hardcore about not worrying about being a Latina, then I assume she would not be on the cover of a spanish mag! Let her grow and mature and figure out who she is; she is after all, half and half and you know how us mixed kids can turn out! I am sure when you discovered you were gay you didn't just jump out of a cake with it… and you are only mad at Warren because he likes women and not men! LOL… Just being real. Leave her alone and enjoy her part spanish baby girl who is way to cute for words!
Dinal says – reply to this

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you know, you may find this hard to believe but sometimes people become enlightened. Just because she said something you may find offensive, being a Latina (okay, a self-hating one with dyed blonde hair) yourself, she may have learned to love herself. Which is more than a lot of people can say. you can't love others until you learn to love yourself. learn to love yourself and quit hating so ferociously.
Dinal says – reply to this

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Those of you calling the baby ugly, you are despicable people (using the word "people loosely," I really mean under-the-bridge-trolls). There are no ugly babies; only the most superficial of superficials would call a baby ugly. you probably look like the slugs you find under rocks yourselves to say such things, with your knuckles dragging the ground.
Dinal says – reply to this

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Sivan, latin is not a race of people, it's a language.
Blunt says – reply to this

121

'Lucky bastard gets to fuck her.
bobbytomorow says – reply to this

122

The baby looks dead LOL
fddfk says – reply to this

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CUTE FAMILIA!!!
paco says – reply to this

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beautiful!!!!perez you are booooooooring
laura says – reply to this

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Re: TIRED OF IT ALL – retarded dick head!
dee65 says – reply to this

126

First get over all this heritage thing. I'm Latina cuz I was born in South America but my kids are 100% AMERICAN BORN AND BRED. I'm glad she doesn't want to be labled. Haters like you just don't have a clue. Magazines try to say Cameron Diaz is Latina because her dad was from Cuba but she's not this isall a spinning machine to see who buys magazines.
becky says – reply to this

127

i personally think Jessica Alba is beautiful and her daughter is adorable!!!
Kyra says – reply to this

128

Ok,
Spain = Europe
Latins = Latin America
It is not so difficult…
noone says – reply to this

129

my baby is cuter.

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