Dear Oklahoma

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Why are so many of your politicians fucked up idiots????

Posted: Jul 18, 2008 at 3:46 pm / Email this »

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Princ says – reply to this

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PEREZ–
Here is why– in a nut shell, fundamnetalist christians.

These are the same type of comic books they regularly distribute to the younger members of their congregation. Some of those children even pass out comics- just like this one- to strangers in order to solicit a conversation about God and becoming born again.

It is also a campaigning scheme marketted directly toward the fundamentalists, who are familiar with the christian comic book set up.

Somewhere along the lines, the urban and liberal portion of the country forgot that small town America still exsists between our two cultural poles, NY & LA and under Chicago somewhere.

When we forgot the fundamentalist church took over. Now, these puppet master pastors have complete control of their congregation. And, there are over 75 million in the US– enough to sway any election.

Scary, huh?
Julie says – reply to this

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That's disgusting. Please don't let that represent the midwest. That man is an ignorant clown…and you know what they say….those who protest the loudest….
GOD says – reply to this

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OKLAHOMA IS FULL OF WHITE TRASH MORONS WHO SHOULD BE BOOTED OUT OF THE UNITED STATES BECAUSE THEY ARE AMONG THE LEAST AMERICAN PEOPLE ON THIS EARTH. FUCK THEM. IF THERE WAS A HELL, THEY'D BE GOING, BUT FORTUNATELY FOR THEM, THERE ISN'T - THEIR WHOLE BIBLE BEATING BULLSHIT SCHEME IS BOGUS!

ENJOY LIFE, LOSERS!

LOVE YOU PEREZ.

GOD
OKLAB says – reply to this

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oklahoma has a ton of fucked up REPUBLICAN politicians…but our democrat governor, brad henry appointed an openly gay man named jim roth to fill out the term of a retired corporation commissioner and jim roth is running for election on his own terms right now…i think that is rather forward thinking of any politician regardless of where they live…but you are right…our republicans are extra special fucktards!
ariel says – reply to this

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our state is amazing we just happen to live in the bible belt so a lot of people sadly are close minded
Tracy says – reply to this

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What a fuckup. I hope he goes to hell.
Madi, yo(: says – reply to this

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Perezy,
TRUST ME, I hate oklahoma too..
and I LIVE THERE.
People are so intolerant here. I think I know why people are so messed up here.. INSCEST!
Save me
Emily says – reply to this

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We are not messed up, we are morally right. Gay marriage should not be allowed!
Doug says – reply to this

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Re: Emily –

Hey…I'm Oklahoman…and fuck you. It should be allowed. I'm straight too. So double fuck you for being ignorant.

Yes, fuck you.
lala says – reply to this

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hahaha oh wow that just shows you how dumb people are and it looks like it was written by a 10 year old! people waste too much time and effort hating people for who they are
Ashle says – reply to this

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Oklahoma has the friendliest most down home community. Every state has their share of citizens who choose to make less than appropriate and gentle choices. Where do you live? L.A.? I'm sure you're used to that sort of thing.
Emily says – reply to this

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Re: Doug – Wow way to be an asshole. I gave my opinion thats it. You dont have to agree with it. I respect everyones opinion. You dont have to be immature. I have no problem with the gay lifestyle or even civil partnerships but I do not agree with marriage. I believe it should only be between a man and a woman.
ladylindsay says – reply to this

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Emily…I don't think there's anything "morally right" about treating other people like shit. I live in Oklahoma, I like it here because my family is here. It's things like this that are really embarassing for the whole state. First Sally Kern, now this. If you live out of Oklahoma, please don't think we're all narrow-minded, bible-thumping hillbillies.
Emily says – reply to this

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Re: ladylindsay – I do not agree with the comic book nor do I think it is right. All I said was my opinion on gay marriage.
Burgu says – reply to this

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This is why I really don't care to live in Oklahoma. :\ I've lived in southweat OK. since I was 12. I have sat in class on more than one occasion and heard a group of guys male homophoibic remarks. Also, this is like, the second time in a week that I've heard anal sodomy be brought up in a situation like this. Are this people against anal sodomy in general or just when it happens between male homosexuals (it happens between them most, I think) because some straight couples have anal sex too…
Burgu says – reply to this

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Re: Burgu – >.
Chery says – reply to this

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Born and raised here in Oklahoma and I ask myself that question every fucking day of my life.
suziq says – reply to this

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Perez, you must have some tolerance for others who might not share the same views as yourself. These people have a right to stick to their beliefs very strongly, as do you. Practice what you preach dear…
HEY says – reply to this

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Re: HEY – I ALSO HOPE FOR A WORLD WITHOUT FAGS
Megan says – reply to this

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Re: Emily – Amen sister!
Nicol says – reply to this

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Because, perez, we're the only state that still believes the Bible when it says that homosexuality is wrong and has enough guts to stand behind it. I like you perez, but you're wrong dude.
Davon says – reply to this

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We're not all fucked up. I certainly didn't vote those idiots in office. We all know how we get to "pick" our "leaders" … don't blame all Oklahomans.
davonna says – reply to this

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We're not all idiots, just most of the older ones.. oh, and everyone in office. But it's not just Oklahoma.. take a look around.
Rambova says – reply to this

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A comic book? How stupid and juvenile! Maybe a comic book suits the reading level of Republicans in his district. Good to see intellectual political campaigning is alive and well…
Sonic says – reply to this

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Oklahoma - Bringing you stolen NBA teams and bigotry!!
Evana says – reply to this

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The woman looks like tranny.

This is a terrible "comic book"!! Why is his white hick so homophobic?!?!? And why is it so hard for gays to find and have love freely?
repub says – reply to this

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dont ' worry perez I know Jim Roth and other people at the AG's office. They are great people and that douchebags time is numbered!!!!
MP says – reply to this

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Perez, it isn't Oklahoma, it's OKLAHOMOPHOBIA, or at least thats what they need to rename their state. Break out the black and white garb, put the black hat on with the buckle and resurrect puritanism. Burning of the witches is next!
Maggi says – reply to this

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Re: katy –

Same. I'm sorry as well. COme to Tulsa sometime! It's a great place.
amber says – reply to this

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as an oklahoman and an avid perez reader who loves everyone no matter who they love..I would like to apologize for other people having opinions, whether they are retarded or not..i mean whats really right or wrong these days? However, I have plenty of friends who are gay, and we have an amazing gay community in Oklahoma City as well, those people are just cool enough to be happy and not worry about what all the old people think, they might even flaunt it to spite them..but whatever everyone has something fucked up about them, and this guy just happens to be really into his vice.
prob says – reply to this

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Re: Jewel – How would know you you close minded gay idiot you're probably from texas!
CriticXtreme says – reply to this

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Idiots and Lobbyist put them in office to rape the cities and states of America and try to turn all of into homophobe religious pussies!
becky says – reply to this

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i am embarrassed. please don't think we're all that narrow-minded.
G says – reply to this

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this makes me embarassed to live in OK. seriously there are so many gay people in Tulsa, and these stupid hillbillies don't even realize it!! by the way I vote blue, so does everyone I know.
Tulsa says – reply to this

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Re: Jewel – All states have crooked politicans! And Jewel, speak for yourself honey….OK is a great state in so many ways!!!!
JC says – reply to this

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At least it´s entertaining.
Ridor9th says – reply to this

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When I saw the face of Brent Rinehart — my guts said he's one of these Roehmsexual. The repressed homo, that is. The ones that you might find at a local adult bookstore with his pants down looking for a quickie when his wife was knitting at home!

Anyone mind to verify this?

R-
Ridor9th says – reply to this

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Re: Emily – Ha! It is evident that you lack the understanding behind the need of marriage for everyone else in particular. It has *nothing* to do with your so-called beliefs with G-d.

It has to do so much for the protection of their loved ones with wills, property, insurance, visitation and hospital decisions. With one stroke of marriage license, each couple is afforded to protect each other legally.

Your beliefs meant nothing to me. Your opinion meant nothing to me. Your feelings meant nothing to me. In fact, your worthless life meant nothing to me. All I care is to protect myself, my property, my partner and my life.

And by the way, fuck you!

R-
hayli says – reply to this

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DON'T MESS WITH OKLAHOMA!
T.B. says – reply to this

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Before you start ragging on Oklahoma, why don't fix your own fucked up state, Perez?
starg says – reply to this

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and I thought West Virginia was bad…..
Jess says – reply to this

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That comic book disgusts me. The ridiculous thing is the only thing Mr. Rinehart has done is shoot down homosexuality, can't he care about things that affect all of us, like the economy, or the environment.
HisPrincess says – reply to this

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Re: GOD – that is by far the most blasphemous thing I have ever read.
deet says – reply to this

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it is an election year, and we live at the frontline of radical right-wingers & their supporters (i.e. oral roberts university, lots-n-lots of hypocritical religious types, esp baptists). this election season gives them an opportunity to spew their hatred & vile — all in 'the name of jesus', and their self-righteous interpretations of the bible. it is sick, sad, pathetic & depressing.
deet says – reply to this

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Re: Bible – you're an idiot.
HisPrincess says – reply to this

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Re: Ridor9th – if nothing about Emily meant anything to you.. why did you waste your time writing such a long comment back to her?? Clearly her opinion at the very least mattered to you to some degree
Conno says – reply to this

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Perez,

This situation with the comic book was reported by our main newspaper, The Tulsa World. When I saw it, I knew it would be a matter of days before you ate it up. Even the comments on the original article said "what would America think of Oklahoma, AGAIN."

I wanted to let you know that even though some people believe Oklahoma still roams with naked Indians and hot-headed Republicans, there is a good strong group of intelligent people and Democrats.

Read about Jim Roth, my friend just gave the maximum allowed to his re-election campaign. He is an openly gay politician and from what I hear, a great guy. As other have mentioned as well, we have a large gay scene in Oklahoma and our equality center is the largest in the country.

You just have to let people like Sally Kern and this new bozo alone and hopefully soon there will be a reform.
Wanda says – reply to this

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1. It's really hot in Oklahoma.
2. There's nothing to do down there and the people are bored out of their skulls.
OklaH says – reply to this

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Rinehart is a closet case and a delusional psychopath, neither one of which will help him when he goes to prison. The good people of Oklahoma City, Gay and Str8, know that. Even the Republicans won't back him
tom says – reply to this

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Bible: You insisted that the words in the bible are there in PLAIN ENGLISH!…wow I didn't know there was "plain English" back in the days the scriptures were "written"! Seems I remember the orginal scripts were in Greek and Hebrew…hmmm…And like all translations, are subject to interpretation. I am aware about he abomination part of homosexuality, but please,,,and I am serious here…explain why we can now eat pork,shellfish and wear clothes with combined fabrics.It's mostly there in Leviticus..when did God give us a "pass" on these sins? I don't get it. I studied the bible and honestly never found any passage on either testament that resolves these sins and said "okay, now you can do these things" Nowhere that I could find…so in the spirit of healthy debate, please direct me to the appropriate verses.. thanks…and oh, God bless.
Jonno says – reply to this

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I find it very telling that this idiot chose to send his political message via a COMIC BOOK…he AND his entire campaign are a joke!
Berni says – reply to this

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They say the soil is red in Oklahoma because the earth is blushing, embarrassed by all the idiots.
Berni says – reply to this

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Re: HEY – Re: HEY –
A world without fags would look a lot like Oklahoma. If you don't currently live there you should get packing. All You Can Eat Buffets, Wal-Marts, and tractor pulls without a fag for miles.
Jake says – reply to this

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The thing is, Brent Rinehart (the anti-gay pol) seems to enjoy the natural beauty of OKC's Trosper Park…a notorious and naughty place. He's probably just there to make sketches for his comic books
Chels says – reply to this

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AGAIN THERE IS SOMEONE WHOSE RUNNING FOR OFFICE WHO IS NOT LIKE THAT! WWW.RONMARLETTFORHOUSEDISTRICT84.COM
nomor says – reply to this

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now they have our Sonics too!!!! bastards
KALE says – reply to this

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Re: Bible – GOD CAN SUCK MY SHIT FILLED ASS & SO CAN YOU, FUCKING BRAINWASHED ASSHOLES!
Holee says – reply to this

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The "bible" IS a fucking comic book! A load of faked history and made up stories to scare the ignorant. And as you see, there are a whole fucking shitload of ignorant people in America! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a bunch of deluded assholes!
Kambe says – reply to this

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brent rinehart sucks ass. i actually know drew edmondson and his brother and both of them are very nice, kind people that do what is right. i met Mr. Rinehart when i paged at the capital and he was not at all polite and just rolled his eyes at everything. i am saddened to say he represents my state.
Lexx says – reply to this

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I just moved here to OKC in May, thank Perez we're moving again next month!
Rache says – reply to this

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I am from Oklahoma and I think that most of our politicians are idiots. Please don't think that all Oklahomans are narrow minded hicks.
Ridor9th says – reply to this

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Re: HisPrincess –
The reason I responded is because Emily's ignorance has interfered with my life, dignity and protection. Capisce?

R-
bride says – reply to this

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Because we live in a state that is full of closed minded and idiotic bible pushers who probably have gay sex anyways and don't have the balls to admit it.
laure says – reply to this

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what a messed up comic book.
DDDCH says – reply to this

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Hey! I am acutally a student at TU (university of tulsa) and tulsa has a bad ass gay community but Oklahoma has so many small towns that are so sheltered no one can figure out their head from their ass! tulsa, okc, and edmond are pretty much the only towns that matter in oklahoma anyways! that was a fucked up article but those are probably the retard politicians from small town! keep doing what you do!
dk says – reply to this

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Re: KALE – WOW! For you to get so riled-up over the words from a "silly, backward" book, and to have such bile spew out of your demon possessed mouth SHOULD prove to you that there just might be something to it. Thanks for doing my job, fag!
Sarah says – reply to this

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I don't know what the deal is with these people, but they do not represent the sentiments of the rest of us Oklahomans. I think the majority of us are more open-minded and open-hearted than that evil bullshit. We're actually a very nice state, I swear!
emma says – reply to this

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umm… isn't anal sodomy redundant? what other sodomy is there?
Olga says – reply to this

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Re: blond – Spoken like a true "BLOND"! Empty headed little tramp. Oklahoma, the intellectual wasteland of America! You're welcome to it, hope a tornado takes your sorry ass out.
yagrl says – reply to this

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This just makes Oklahoma look extremely ignorant. Im from Oklahoma and im starting to see why people from other states have the opinions they do. Its just sad that idiots like this make all of us look bad.
Ashle says – reply to this

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Perez, I am from Oklahoma and I just wanna say… YOU'RE SO FUCKING RIGHT!!!! Jesus, what a barn of donkeys if ya know what I mean. I am a lesbian and high tailed it out of there as fast as I could.
Amand says – reply to this

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I am an Oklahoma republican, and I will do everything in my power to campaign against this hate monger!
ok mo says – reply to this

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We are not all that way, although lately we have our share of them. Good news is the latest jerk may be in jail soon !! We can only pray!!!
Crent says – reply to this

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Not everyone in OK is a twisted freak like Senior Rinehart. Too bad I don't live in OKC and can't vote AGAINST him.
sara says – reply to this

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I didn't know obama was from Oklahoma!!
he is the biggest fucked up idiot out there
Jod says – reply to this

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I hate that we all get lumped together with people like this guy. It sucks that he is representing our state as a whole…he's simply a county commissioner…as in 1 county. Our state is much bigger than this one persons opinions. Although there are some older and more conservative opinions here, there are just as many of us who aren't like Brent Rinehart. So please, take it easy on us.
MJ says – reply to this

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Ummm, people are FROM Oklahoma - they don't move there…I just watched that guy on CNN and he almost makes me embarrassed to be an American. Dumb bumpkin Bible thumping ignorant piece of shizz! They call 'em "oakies" for a reason. Just sad cuz it's 2008…rock on Perez
tammy says – reply to this

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you only say that cause you believe every one should think like you, well we all don't and the only politician that is fucked up is BUSH and he sure isn't from oklahoma.
Miche says – reply to this

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Hey Perez!

Really, what dillhole makes a comicbook as a campaign ad?? I promise we're not all like that here! We LOVE you!!
brit says – reply to this

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it's a shame that oklahoma is recognized by the small town ignorance of so many people here. but in all reality, people need to realize that this is ONE man in our state. yes, as a whole we may be behind other states as far as tolerance goes, but i have seen change in people and younger generations. in no time at all there will also be a change in our government. oklahoma is a great place to live and believe it or not, most of us ARE educated, and we don't all live on farms or in trailer parks. the majority of us are accepting of people with different beliefs than our own. i have enough faith in our city and state to say that this man won't be elected.
Hello says – reply to this

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There are "fucked up idiots" in every state–not just Oklahoma, and not just the South.
Mikei says – reply to this

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A lot of the tension and controversy is because the status quo is actually changing - not only in Oklahoma but the non-coastal US in general. Jim Roth is a respected openly gay leader, and OKC and Tulsa have amazing, politically active gay communities full of hotties and the much sought after gay dollar/purchasing power. Gay people openly went to prom together at my high school in 2000. OKC hosts an international gay rodeo every year at the state fair grounds. Most people don't give a sh*t, but these old politicians are seeing their black & white world slowly turning shades of pink. IT'S AWESOME! Surely, the good old boys will phase out of Middle American leadership and make way to represent where people are actually at today.
Sherr says – reply to this

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I would like to apolgize for this idiocrity; I've lived in OK my entire life and it's because of these "Bible Thumping" "Moronic" "Judgemental" so-called Christians that give my State a bad name. They're a "bunch" of closed minded, holier than thou Stepford Wives and Husbands who can't see passed their own idiotic stupidity. So again, I apologize for my wonderful State. There are truly great people who live here and hail from here.
MamaMia says – reply to this

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Because Oklahoma is … uh … OK. Or so the license plates claim.
Burgu says – reply to this

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Re: emma – I think that sodomy is any 'unnatural' sexual act.
Rache says – reply to this

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THIS is the reason why i got out of oklahoma as soon as possible. Tulsa isn't as bad as The Shitty (OKC) but it still sucks hard.

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