Kaballah Is Rotting His Brain
Ashton Kutcher is set to be one of the executive producers on ABC's new game show Opportunity Knocks.
Yea, cuz we all know what a big hit Pop Fiction on E! turned out to be.
During a recent panel at the Television Critics Association for the new ABC show, Kutcher said, "You can succeed without hurting people. I believe that you always have to have compassion before you have judgment. And then any time you have judgment without compassion, it will fall apart."
Say what?????
The actor and "producer" went on and on and on with more drivel like that.
He adds, "You might get a big pop really quick, but that energy will dissolve. So we always try to instill some universal compassion into the shows that we do.”
Compassion? We're guessing like the compassion shown on Punk'd?
As for coming up with the idea for the show, he says, “I don’t believe anybody owns ideas. We’re blessed with being able to manage ideas in our lives.”
What the hell does he mean?
And in regard to getting local residents' permission to shoot a game show, Kutcher said, “Contrary to popular belief, the human condition is actually a positive one. If you present somebody with an easy opportunity to help somebody else, for the most part people will accept it — as long as it’s easy."
He's so poetic all of a sudden!
But the best quote comes in regards to other actors complaining about the popularity of reality shows.
To that, Kutcher says, “Have you ever sat at a dinner table and somebody set down a big cake, the dessert you really, really want, and you sort of start watching people take the pieces and it starts dwindling down and you start to get a little worried. ‘Am I going to get my piece?’"
He's a piece of work!
Continues Kutcher, "And you have all this anxiety as to whether or not you’re going to get your piece until you see the guy come out of the kitchen with another cake and it makes you go, ‘oh, it’s okay.’ And that all those actors that are sort of bitching about reality TV taking away their money or their jobs, I think that there’s another cake coming and they’ll be fine.”
Damn. Now we're hungry.
Will U watch Kutcher's new show?
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
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I love ya Perez, but I can see where he is coming from. I think his analogies are a bit week….I dont think he's being that bizarre.
his outfit looks silly in that photograph. he looks like he's trying to dress like bruce willis.
LMAOOOOOOO
Not only is it rotting his brain, it's also giving him a bulbous pelvis!
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I love ya Perez, but I can see where he is coming from. I think his analogies are a bit weak….but I dont think he's being that bizarre.
first…what a douche!
Nope — won't be watching that one.
the quote about the cake is a direct quote from Yehuda Berg at the Kaballah Centre. And it totally makes sense
I think he is cool. I like him and I didn't have a problam understanding what he said. Maybe that's because I have a brain.
I think he is cool. I like him and I didn't have a problem understanding what he said. Maybe that's because I have a brain.
Love the Gucci jacket!
IS LIKE WHEN YOU TURN THE LIGHTS OFF IN A ROOM,WHRE DID THE LIGHT GO,WE ALL HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE WE JUST HAVE TO UNCOVER IT
FUCK NO
It's Friday! Maybe he's HIGH!!!
NO!!!!!! He is too imature to be doing anything. Tell him to steal a better idea. A more mature one.
dear perecito:
you read the comments?
Love you
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Dazed and confused?
Wait, isnt this the same guy that used to wear John Deere trucker hats? Thats proof his judgement is suspect
I think he stole that jacket from Madonna when she performed Hung Up and Sorry in the last tour. It looks like he stretched it out.
Lick my balls, you tubby cocksucker.
Such a shame for such a pretty man…
So if a guy shows some personal and spiritual growth in his life, he needs to shut up? WTF are you talking about? I agreed with his comments, most people live in a mindset of limited resources and it limits their life.
Or is it just that Perez is being petty and shallow again, and because he's good looking, he couldn't possibly be intelligent too…. -_-
i think he's talking about himself and that he must accept game shows as means for a pay check. probally not too many movie offers coming in!!!
It's so sad, it reminds me of when he was trying to hang out with and Dress like P-Diddy. He is so desperate to be a part of something that he is now nothing more than a parrot repeating back things from Kaballah pamphlets. he reminds me of the Jehova's Witnesses that come to your door and think they have an answer to everything but really just end up sounding lost and a bit sad. He really sounds like he isn't too bright which is prbobalbly why he and Demi get along so well.
Somehow I'm not surprised that you find the idea of compassion to be crazy drivel. Why don't you try it in your writing once in a while?
He's trying to act smart but he FAILED. he's not Jim Morrison that's for damn sure.
Careful Perez, how shallow you are is showing. Ashton still has a little growing up to do, but he's much further along than you are. Just because someone shows some actual intelligence and caring doesn't mean they should "shut up".
I'm an actor - hey Ashton, about the cake thing? Can I have that in writing?
this kid is a douche.. make a porn with demi alrady, have diehard do a cameo in it.. that would spark my interest.. suckers.. eat the rich..
Why is he dressed like an old man? Especially the pants….those are Grampa pants.
douche
No, I won't watch it. I don't watch anything with which he is associated anymore. I think he is a crummy actor who has gotten a pass because of his pretty face and his association with another (albeit sagging) pretty face, Demi Moore. He played a doofus on THAT SEVENTIES SHOW and it seems that he is destined to realize that same role in his own life. What turned me off him were his appearances on THE TONIGHT SHOW. They were truly embarrassing.
Ashton Kutcher is best viewed with duct tape on his mouth and no clothes on.
Sounds like Scientology or some such gobbledee-gook.
dude STFU! i really cant stand hot stupid guys trying to be "smart" just be quiet and take ur shirt off!
yeah, it's also rotting arod's brain.
Ashton..I love you BUT buy a coat that fits you!!!!!!!!
Perez, you're self centered. The only success you're happy 4 is Madonna's…and any Latina. Also, you're a bit of an anti-Semite on this one and being a Jewish, devoted reader of yours, you should cut that crap out. Kutcher can do whatever he wants.
perez you're not really in a position to say anything, being that you're a giant contradictory hypocrite yourself. also, i think he may have said a thing or 2 that got under your skin because you know you suck as a human being. you've no compassion for anyone but yourself & your wallet, which you clearly demonstrate on a daily basis. also, you're full of shit putting quote marks around "producer". he's an actual producer, not a fake one. perez, don't you understand your attempts at righteous indignation are 100% see through as jealousy, to anyone with half a brain?
Re: Dooce – heather, if that's really you, my god, how pathetic of you to spam this low brow site to try and generate some traffic for yours. oh boo hoo, you lost your job. that was 100 years ago in internet years, get over it already, lol.
Re: Prisc – Totally agree.
It reminds me of when Mike Tyson got out of jail and tried to impress everyone by quoting Aristotle who he read while behind bars. It comes off as, "Hey, I'm smart now!"
Difference is, Tyson's likable.
Hi Perez-I didn't get what the fuck the thing's he said got to do with kabahla or the jewish religion,but I have noticed that it's not the first time that you are trying to make it seem like jews are controling the hollywood industry and destroying brains (like the Madonna article or whatever you call it).
Hey Perez-do you have a problem with jews??? Don't forget-without acceptence from them you will not work in Hollywood you wannabe…..
Looks like he stole that jacket off a Ken doll.
GREAT writing, Perez. You really made me laugh.
So.. I think what is he saying is that if this show is a piece of shit and gets yanked.. he has another piece of shit right around the corner? btw is his mom (demi) in the show?
WTF is he on about??
And you're surprised Kutcher is a stupid twat because…
He makes total sense, and you could do with some of his wisdom. Before someone sues you for antisemitic statements.
I don't know why you're ragging on him. For once, someone in Hollywood is saying something interesting, even if it takes a little reflection to understand it.
I think MTV had a show something like this….Can't remember the name, who ever had the most patience would win$$$.
That cake reference was stolen from OFFICE SPACE!
So lame. the dude w/ the red stapler never gets his slice.
If he keeps up the crap he's been swilling over the last few years, he is going to find himself increasingly ostricised by the general public. Can you say, "Tom Cruise?"
Such a little weiner.
Deep as a mud puddle.
Re: RoxX – It's exactly your stupidity that my initial post was talking about. Just because I'm good looking means I'm not smart, ummm…ya ok, good logic. Can't have good looking people running around with brains, now can you? That would mean they're better than you in all areas of life, not just beauty. Sad how personal growth is perceived as negative on this site. Bunch of haters imo.
So Long, Iowa Farm Boy!
i totally understand and agree with his comments. perez you are just too dumb of a fuck to understand anything semi-intelligent
so, what are you saying perez… that everyone should be shallow and cruel like you?
just because you suck as a human being doesn't mean that the rest of the world should live at your level.
it´s an ANALOGY PEREZ!! You don´t know anythyng except to gossips and criticys people!
THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MARRY A WOMAN OLDER THAN YOU AND SHE IS FRIENDS WITH MADONNA!
you´re just too dumb to understand it´s an analogy!!!!!! duuuuhh
His photos were found on " " C asu al se ek . co m ". he was seeking someone to start new life. Who will be the lucky girl?
this, coming from the same guy who DID NOT invite is own disabled twin brother to his wedding… compassion, my ass!
Re: yseou – FUCKTARD!
Perez… if you read these… I get it!!!!!!!!!! can you say Pu**y wopped his common sense is out .. lol… he used to sell himself as someone that spoke his mind.. now he's speaking his heart… what a woman will do to you… as long as he still has his mind that is! By the way I am a woman… but I can read thru those words.. that he may be worried to say something to piss off the misses..
If you and your family want to be considered for the show Opportunity Knocks please go to abc.com under 'shows' then 'opportunity knocks' to read more, view the trailer and apply for the show!
This show IS going to be all about family and very G-rated family fun. It's NOT a show where anyone is embarassed or eats bugs, etc. The whole idea is to bring the family back together…it's all about bonding! You should watch, you might actually like it!
Re: Frank – FRANK I HAVE MISSED YOU!
I LOVE HIM….no more Kutcher bashing!
He's trying to think positive in a very negatively influenced world.
I Love Ashton Kutcher!
Perez,You'd flinch and grab your pearls if he made a fist! Actually that would turn Your ass on!
PEREZ…. YOU ARE SO F#*KING FUNNY!!! I ACTUALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD AFTER READING YOUR COMMENTS!
AS FOR KUTCHER…"YOU MUST HAVE A BRAIN TO HAVE A THOUGHT… AND WITHOUT A THOUGHT… THERE IS NO BRAIN!"
“Have you ever sat at a dinner table and somebody set down a big cake, the dessert you really, really want, and you sort of start watching people take the pieces and it starts dwindling down and you start to get a little worried. ‘Am I going to get my piece?’
And you have all this anxiety as to whether or not you’re going to get your piece until you see the guy come out of the kitchen with another cake and it makes you go, ‘oh, it’s okay.’ "
THATS A QUOTE FROM REV. YEHUDA BERG. a kabbalist.
WHAT A JOKE.
You don't get it and I don't think you ever will. Compassion, Perez. It is an amazing thing.
Yes… you dumb fuck cyberbully.
Oppotunity Knocks is an English show that started in the 70's. Get an original idea PLEASE!
When did Ashton become a pedantic existentialist?
Uh Oh…..Cult Alert! Cult Alert! Level 9…
Good 1 Perenciss…
Idiot. The reason *I* complain about stupid ass "reality" TV is that it;s stupid ass shit that doesn't entertain me. I don't fucking pay for cable TV to watch that shit (nor endless hours of "paid programming").
If actors complain about reality TV it's because the reason it was invented (by corporate asswipes) is so that they can put some sensationalist drivel on the air and not have to pay talented writers to write new shows or talented actors to act in said shows. Average morons in "reality" shows make asses of themselves on national television for a pittance, the bullshit stations get high ratings and also get to sell adverti$ing spots for plenty of $$$$$$. It's win/win for the suits. Actors *should* be complaining!! That trash is putting talented people out of work.
you have to love this douche. His hometown in Iowa is devestated by flood and you don't see him coming home AT ALL!!!! Brad Pitt - with no real affiliation to NO is rallying huge help — thanks Ashton - Thanks a lot.
Being nice is nice but being self-righteous is annoying. Ashton Kutcher had turned into one big drip.
I wouldn´t say Kaballah, but buddhism.
What a bore. He is totally talking out of his ass. Yawn.
His crotch looks like a fupa. ha
Do you have a lot of anxiety when finally wake up and realize that you actually married someone old enough to be your mom. I wonder if he kisses her after she takes her teeth out.
Of course you are confused about what he is saying. You are a Muggle Perez, one who was a cockroach in a previous life.
Hmmmm his bulge!
say what?! he's starting to sound like tom cruise. neither of them make any sense. what's next?….couch jumping and calling reporters glib? dude…where's your brain?
He is from Iowa. Didn't offer one word or better yet fundraising assistance for the flood disaster last month. Mr. Compassion….yeah right.
This is creepy. The remark about the pieces of cakes is almost literally taken from a recent Spiritual Tune-Up Email that the Kabbalah Center sends out. How I know? Well, because I'm subsribed to the same newsletter!
sorry Perez but FINALLY someone speaks something that actually means something. not all smut and trash talk like YOU.
sorry Perez but FINALLY someone speaks something that actually means something. not all smut and trash talk.
by the way…it's spelled. kabbalah
how do u know he didnt help his ppl in iowa?