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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth > Katie Holmes

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Left: Katie Holmes. Right: Project Runway's Austin Scarlett.
Posted: July 18, 2008 at 9:00 am

100 comments to “Separated At Birth”

  1. c says – reply to this


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    I just laughed out loud. Im sitting all alone in my livingroom and I laughed HARD

  2. nicol says – reply to this


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    Austin Designed my Wedding Gown!!!
    I got to meet him too!!!

  3. fhso says – reply to this


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    I have seen his photo on " C asu al se ek . co m ". I am wondering whom he was seeking and what kind of relationship he wanted to have.

  4. kdo says – reply to this


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    And yet, Austin pulls that look off sooo much better… Gotta love Austin!

  5. Eva says – reply to this


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    I think she looks like Kitty (That 70's Show)!

  6. jk says – reply to this


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    kk

  7. hatre says – reply to this


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    It's shocking how much hatred Pervez has for Katie Holmes. I don't get it. She's a sweetheart and Pervez treats her like she's george bush.

  8. Chris says – reply to this


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    I hope she gets permission from Tommy to axe this look!!! It is HORRIBLE!!!!!!

  9. Toron says – reply to this


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    she looks like a mud shark, way too much makeup

  10. Ren says – reply to this


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    Okay, she looks the toilet paper doll circa 1974 that loves in my grandmother's bathroom… WHO IS HER STYLIST?! She should make THEM wear that hairdo…

  11. Lola says – reply to this


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    No, Austin's way prettier, even if he IS a YSL wannabe.

  12. Ren says – reply to this


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    Okay, she looks the toilet paper doll circa 1974 that lives in my grandmother's bathroom… WHO IS HER STYLIST?! She should make THEM wear that hairdo…

  13. hEY says – reply to this


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    UGLY

  14. Tasha says – reply to this


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    ahahah I remember him! Finny, I remember him more then I remember Katie Holmes career.

  15. emily says – reply to this


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    you are brillz perez :D

  16. tess says – reply to this


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    Someone needs to deprogram her.

  17. Jade says – reply to this


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    third!?

  18. cnt f says – reply to this


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    OMG MANDA…I HEART YOU!!!!

  19. LU says – reply to this


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    it has to be an Eli´s flashback

  20. meg says – reply to this


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    TEAM KATIE!

    The way you people respond to the Cruises is scary and creepy. Is is BULLYING? Really, I haven't seen attacks like this since grade school. They have done nothing wrong to anyone. They are pretty good members of society. Go Pick On The HILTON's or DEMI MOORE and her ODD RELIGION AND LIFESTYLE AND KIDS, or RYAN O'NEAL, or anyone else. REally, the Cruise family is not news, except that they live a low key lifestyle and you pathetic jealous people need to try to tear them down.

  21. Britn says – reply to this


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    She looks like my mom did in the 80's.

  22. bones says – reply to this


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    Isn't that Parker Stevenson from the Hardy Boys?????

  23. Hanne says – reply to this


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    Austin Scarlett looks more like Tom Cruise in Interview with a vampire (you know, when he played the creapy Lestat)

  24. DCW says – reply to this


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    Return of Saturday Night Fever! Very solid gold.

  25. ItsMe says – reply to this


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    ha! The makeup and the hair are the same! but they both totally rock it in their own way

  26. Ally says – reply to this


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    I love Austin! Even with his crazy hair, he totally rocks!

  27. Jenst says – reply to this


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    Katie looks like Rhoda from the Mary Tyler Moore show.

  28. dita says – reply to this


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    i don't even recognize Katie Holmes anymore. WTF???

  29. rza says – reply to this


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    OMG Hilarious!!
    best call

  30. Me says – reply to this


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    She reminds me of Princess Diana. Elegant. Classic.

  31. duck says – reply to this


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    Holy cow! that guy has beautiful cheeks, lips and hair. I'll bet he's gay.

  32. Slick says – reply to this


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    Bet any amount of money that TOM would rather be in Austin, I mean with Austin.



  33. 33

    LMAO!!!! Austin totally rocks that look

  34. Angel says – reply to this


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    OMG that is RICH….LOL

  35. brzsl says – reply to this


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    Re: Me –
    Right, she looks like Lady Di.

  36. zahri says – reply to this


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    haaaaaaaaaahaha!
    too funny!
    m.

  37. emma says – reply to this


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    i am covered in thetans from planet xenu. i want to change sexes and be an omnivore. please help me.

  38. alexa says – reply to this


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    this is extremely hilarious

  39. cece says – reply to this


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    Austin is way prettier…

  40. d-bag says – reply to this


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    Before I say a word I just want ya'll to know that I myself am gay. Now, with that being said, I cannot stand that fag "Austin Scarlett". He makes me physically ill. How can anyone possible be that effeminite?



  41. 41

    I have never heard of Austin Scarlett, before. But, that photo makes him look more like Fabio, than Katie Holmes.

  42. mia says – reply to this


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    LMAO thats a good one Perez

  43. sarah says – reply to this


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    LMFAO.

  44. garth says – reply to this


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    LOVE him, HATE HER!

  45. Lala says – reply to this


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    I don't see a resemblance!
    He's just a wannabe!

  46. KIM says – reply to this


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    Didn't His Mom tell Him that He is a BOY??

  47. Kyle says – reply to this


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    Jesus. Austin looks SO much better! Still my vote for prettiest contestant in a Reality Series haha.

  48. LosGa says – reply to this


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    Katie, sux 4 u that Austin is prettier.

  49. super says – reply to this


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    I hope Katie has dusted off the old shoulder pads to match with that haircut.
    Yikes!

  50. Tulip says – reply to this


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    Mrs. Cruise looks like she belongs in tht Stepford Wives movie. I think it is sad how she is some little toy they program.

  51. Kaye says – reply to this


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    WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO KATIE HOLMES? Why is she trying so hard to look like my Grandma?

  52. funny says – reply to this


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    OMG,Perez you are so fucking funny!!!! Loves it!

  53. Me says – reply to this


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    I thought this immediatley when I saw the original Katie Holmes post yesterday!

  54. ANNA says – reply to this


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    I don't know what you guys say,but in this picture,Robot Girl Katie Holmes looks like a cheap '80s pornstar.the hair,the make-up,the red lipstick…Gross!

  55. pam says – reply to this


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    That is some funny shit right there!! I laughed so hard. Can barely type!! Gotta love ya Perez!!!

  56. hoot says – reply to this


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    What is with that hair? Can't Katie's husband hire an on-site hair stylist for her? This is a problem.

  57. annak says – reply to this


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    the new frontier…GERIATRIC STYLING…could be hair, clothes, interior design, awesome!

  58. Linda says – reply to this


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    doesn't she look like princess diana??

  59. Bob O says – reply to this


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    That's not Katie Holmes.

  60. Candi says – reply to this


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    Perez, Has Katie had some plastic surgery done on her face?? Something about her face looks different.

  61. Jenni says – reply to this


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    The differences between the two are that Austin is talented, naturely a beautiful person with a strong personality, and he probably has a hot tall intelligent boyfriend. Katie is a loser.



  62. 62

    Re: fhso – Oh, Christ! The one thing that I liked, about this site…was that it didn't have these spammers coming on here, and advertising for dating, marriage and escort sites. If I wanted to read this crap, I would frequent the other 'for spite' sites….like yahoo's OMG.

    Perez, I come here for entertainment purposes…..but, if I have to spend most of my time trying to weed out the authentic comments from the s**t…I am outta here.

  63. m says – reply to this


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    whoa, hey now perez, let's not take a jab at austin, okay?

  64. susan says – reply to this


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    is it just me or does katie look like she's started to get cross-eyed here?

  65. LP says – reply to this


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    SOOO funny and SOOOO true!!!!

  66. just says – reply to this


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    She looks like Maryanne from Gilligans Island…??? How the hell did that happen???

  67. just- says – reply to this


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    I swear we need a side by side of her and Maryanne…hell Katie usually looks so nice ( well be4 she got all tommy'd up) But I swear shes starting to look so much older than she needs to or should…Where is her vibrance and life glow.Looking like an old star is not usually a great career boost.

    sad.

  68. Poor says – reply to this


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    OMG that was so funny, I choked on my coffee and spwed it all over the place, bhahahahaha, Austin rocks the do the best !!!!!!!!!!! Bhahahahaha, you crack me up Peresito ni~no.

  69. Nicol says – reply to this


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    He actually looks like Tom Cruise a little!

  70. YIKES says – reply to this


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    That's seriously hilarious!!!!

  71. kim says – reply to this


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    she looks like a vomit head disgusting -the scientificology made her ugly

  72. Team says – reply to this


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    Austin looks WAY prettier…..

    Katie Holmes is scarrrrrryyyyyyy….

    what happened to that sweet Catholic girl that was on Dawson's Creek?
    The EVIL shrimp of a man sent her to the aliens and had her join his cult.

    creaaaapyyyy……

    someone help Katie….quick!

  73. the70 says – reply to this


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    LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ



  74. 74

    Lol I loved Austin's outfit on the first episode of the new season of project runway and I like that hairstyle on both katie and Austin. Say what you want about Katie but I like this look on her

  75. Rosa says – reply to this


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    I think another good comparison would be Juliet Lewis from "the other sister".
    This hair so fucking dangerous!

  76. TAG says – reply to this


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    OMG!! I JUST LAUGHED SOO LOUD @ WORK!! THAT WAS THE BEST ONE YET!!
    .
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  77. 77

    oh my gosh! so true!



  78. 78

    That man has had way too much plastic surgery

  79. jess says – reply to this


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    she looks more like tim curry in rocky horror picture show!!

  80. jeezJ says – reply to this


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    looks like katie should be hunched over a glass table blowing lines at an early 80s party—fabulous.

  81. hater says – reply to this


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    go Katie!

  82. me says – reply to this


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    OK Katie, its a cute bob when its straight BUT flipping it out ages you… hello 80s!!! eeeww
    Side comment - Austin can pull it off better!

  83. cme says – reply to this


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    what's up with her new 'do'?

  84. hair says – reply to this


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    perez is the last person who should talk about someones hair. lol. Katie is obviously very creative. She's had probably about 20 hairstyles in just the last couple years. that's creative.

  85. k says – reply to this


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    Katie must have had a nose job, because her nose looks completely different!! Not a big deal, but no one seems to mention it.

  86. funny says – reply to this


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    omg lmfao

  87. zoey says – reply to this


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    No, she looks like a young Linda Rondstat…70's disco glamour look.

  88. LB says – reply to this


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    I LOVE!

  89. shelb says – reply to this


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    She looks more like Amanda Bearse in Fright Night…that vampire movie from the 80's. Look up a picture.

  90. MaryB says – reply to this


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    OMG!!!!! she looks cross eyed!!!! wtf?

  91. fiera says – reply to this


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    LOVE IT!!! I THINK AUSTIN LOOKS LIKE A YOUNG YSL.

  92. Lanel says – reply to this


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    Katie is stressing me out.

  93. poo says – reply to this


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    OMG.I laughed so hard….ha ha haha

  94. Alibe says – reply to this


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    AAAHAHAHA best one EVER. I'm all alone at home and I actually laughed out loud. I was thinking the EXACT same thing.

  95. fan says – reply to this


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    I LOVE Austin. He is so fashionable. Actually, I love them both! Go Katie and Austin!

  96. eliza says – reply to this


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    omg what has scientology and tom cruise done to this poor girl?!?! she was so pretty before she ever met him…now she just looks like a mom from 1978.

  97. Susan says – reply to this


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    Re: zoey – OMG…that was who I was trying not to think of. Wonder if she has satin shorts and can roller skate. HA!

  98. Lara says – reply to this


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    The girl looks shell-shocked. As if her eyes aren't seeing out, but "in," at some atrocious event she's witnessed and can't escape.
    It's so damn sad what's happened to this woman.
    Cruise ought to be shot and pissed on. And not necessarily in that order.

  99. Grace says – reply to this


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    omg u made my day perez hahahahahahaha i laughed out loud sooo hard hahahahahahahaha

  100. yolan says – reply to this


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    looks like a wig…….doesnt their rituals cause hair loss??????????