From Not to Hot???
Filed under: Sarah Jessica Parker
What sellouts!
Sarah Jessica Parker must have some good PR people. That or some good attorneys!
If you recall, last year Maxim magazine named her the most "Unsexiest Woman" of the year.
Amy Winehouse came in at #2.
And while we don't agree that SJPeePee should have been named #1 (that honor should have gone to Kristen Dunst or Avril Lavigne), the Sex & The City star is definitely in the Top 5!
Parker said she was truly hurt by that award. Calling the insult "brutal."
And now, the magazine is trying to kiss ass with the 43 year old.
Maxim has decided to name her this year's "Unexpected Crush."
Hah!
The award will be announced in the August issue next month.
Lying doesn't get you far!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 18, 2008 at 12:15 pm
cringe !
unexpected crush? ha ha…
LOL - Perez, why are you hating? You know you were first in line to see SJP on May 30!!
She is gorgeous!
Wonder how much they are getting paid to print that….
Sarah Jessica Parker is beautiful, inside and out. She should take it as a compliment that Maxim, the magazine that loves fake boobs and vacant minds, calls her unsexy. SJP has class; is funny, smart, and a good mom, wife and actress. That's sexy! The American public's definition of sexy doesn't account for character at all. SJP is an excellent role model for children….and I just don't get it; she's very, very attractive. Go SJP!!!
That's Hollywood for ya. SJ Pee Pee is successful, talented, and fabulous. What more validation does she need from a douche-bag rag like "Maxim." They'll put anyone in their covers.
I agree..they are totally kissing her ass. Who on earth would have a crush on that…unexpected, yea right.
LOL! That's insulting. Amy Winehouse is DEFINITELY #1, though.
Maybe she's not "the" beauty, but that was cruel for her.
And this year¡s award, it's obviously completely fake.
Assholes.
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The "most unsexiest"?? Ugg.
totally hot…sjp has always been adorable
She is one ugly woman that's for sure. Maxim's a joke. They got it right the first time round on both counts but sold out this time round. A mag telling you otherwise doesn't change the fact that when most people look at Sarah they think ugly.
As nice of a person as she is…she's still a fucking HAG!!!!
I LOVE SJP SHE IS FUCKIN HOT SEX AND THE CITY IS MY FAV!!!
Fuck Maxim!! She is one of a kind!! Thank GOD she doesn't look like all those other blond look alikes. Keep that moleless chin up, girl!! You got it goin on!!
Who is this c asu al se ek . co m tard that keeps commenting. No celebs are posting anything on your site - stop pretending. "Many of her fans were seeking for her" LOL
pft wino is gorgg. i dunno bout this sex and the city trashy crap.
I really like sjp. I think she is stunning and she shouldn't change anything about her. Her features and imperfections are what make her look like an individual. I am so sick of celebrities getting constant plastic surgery. Is anything on celebrities natural today? And then they have manuals on how to look like many of them. We all can't afford a plastic nose or lipo. You go SJP stay classy!
Unexpected crush? That's a really nasty thing to say, like "Who the hell would think she could be good looking?" Christ. She is absolutely gorgeous, not typical looking she's original and she's got the most amazing personality, in interviews she's hillarious and so lovely.
Christ, maybe she's not Megan Fox, but all I've ever heard the girl talk about is sex and how she wants to do a naked movie.
Anyway, who says they're the judges? Anyway, SJP should be happy she was named unsexiest woman, that mags all about the tits, who promote stupid, personality-less woman. SJP has all the good qualities, yet still gorgeous!
She looks like Bette Midler with a weave
Did Maxium once put Tara Reid on their cover?
Nuff said….trashy mag
She is beautiful, smart, and talented…….puts most of the "hollywood" skanks to shame!
Come to think of it, she also looks like Tom Cruise with a weave.
She is an amazing woman. Maxim caters to a particular type - blonde and plastic! Heaven forbid you have a mole, real breasts and a real nose. She has a lot of great qualities…even on her face. I live in DC and see a lot of ugly people walking around…more ugly than not. This woman is definitely unconventionally beautiful. When I think of ugly I think of Lindsay Lohan with her 10 layers of fake tan, faux lips and coke eyes.
Woof woof…ugly….
i dont care what anyone says. She is GORGEOUS! especially in person when you meet her. she is truly beautiful.
maxim is retarded. just cause sjp doesn't have big fake titties does not mean she's the unsexiest woman alive. she's cute and real. they should have picked ROSIE O'DONNELL, come on!
so she gets new teeth veneers, gets the mole off, gets an eye job and then tries to con a mag into naming her some stupid thing that no longer applies to a middle aged woman with low self esteem. Keep cutting on yourself, SJP- but you will NEVER change how you see yourself in the mirror. It's a psychological need for something you can't attain. Good thing you had a son because you aren't much of a role model for girls.
perez, stop being such a DOUCHEBAG
NASTY!!! With or without mole.
besides, like maxim has any taste at all…..they put heidi montag on their cover and also on their "hot" list. she's ugly as hell, with a flat ass and fake boobs! guess that's what maxim likes.
Re: Tini –
who the hell are you??? biotch
Come on, SJP cannot even come close to being in the same category as Winohouse… and defintely shouldn't have made the list AT ALL…. All I have to say is if Rumer Willis made People's Most Beautiful People then SJP is a Goddess…come on people she's a very striking woman and she's a sweetheart too in real life!!!
Its "KIRSTEN DUNST" not Kristen. Just saying, you make ur money on celebrity gossip, you could at least get the names right.
she's not even ugly i don't know why they gave her #1. what kiss asses. she looks better w/o that mole too. she just needs to work on the orange skin.
You've got to be kidding? She never ever was by any means hot, just average. Should of nominated her for Cougar of the Year.
Secretariat Jessica Parker has always had a hot bod, but her face… She should be on Equine Weekly's hot list next to Smarty Jones.
Well she looks pretty hot in that photo you posted, Perez. Maybe she finally decided not to grow old gracefully or perhaps that's an old photo. Hmm.
I love SJP. She has an awesome body… 10 times better than mine, and she's twice my age. She has great hair, great style, and classic beauty, and I think it's crappy that men's magizines and whoever dog her b/c she isn't 21 w/ fake boobs and botox. I only hope I will look as great as she does in 20 years.
Her personality owns all, she's so sweet and funny and she is pretty. Just because her look is not the "norm" in this society, she's all natural in great shape and beautiful. I'd rather see her any day that Giselle with her ass cut out jeans lol
I tink SJP looks nice… she isn't HOT but I dont think she is ugly. You know not everyone in hollywood has to look hot. Its nice to see people like SJP who become famous on their own accord and not via their beauty. I think SJP is very iconic because of her unique face… and she is pretty for a 43 year old hands down
SHE'S FUGLY !!! SHE LOOKS LIKE A CAMEL LIKE BARBARA STREISAND, JENNIFER ANISTON AND STEFFI GRAF !
Great, so now the 13-19 demographic who actually reads that stupid magazine can not give a shit (i'm 23, use to freaking worship it - now it is like reading a Dr Seuss book)
SJP is a hot mama! the girl is gorgeous and maxim is definitly wrong naming her the unsexiest person.
I dont get y some thinkshe's ugly. I think she's beautiful!! Yeah some pics are unflattering at worst, but everyone has those from time to time.. give her a break!!
she didn't deserve that award!
SJP should not even be on that Unsexy list. But Michelle Obama should be #1. Is there any diff between her and Omarosa?
HMMMMM……..EVERY TIME I SEE HER I SEEM TO HEAR THE PHRASE: "I'LL GET YOU, MY PRETTY……AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!"
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DUNNO WHY!
She's hot and she rocks! Your just jealous or seriously what is your problem with her.
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for me, and i also can see for a lot of people out there, shes definitely hot. shes got style, shes inteligent and a good actress. if shes not the beaulty, all those qualities can make her a sexy person. being sexy doesnt mean only being perfect physically. talent may come as a plus.
no..she's still ugly-but now that the 10 pound mole is gone off her face, she looks a little better. She should take a que from Michael Jackson and cover that shit up…by the way-she looks like a Raptor in that pic.
she was never ugly you dipshit.
S*J*P ————————ïƒ IS ABSOLUTLETY BREATHTAKING
It's not HER. (Straight) Guys — ergo, gals' boyfriends — HATED the show and its ridiculous & insipid psychological stranglehold on soooooo many chicks in the USofA! THAT is why she was named "unsexiest." Her SHOW, not HER. Straight dudes felt immasculated by the 4 ballsy chicks. And that's that.
i agree with Elane up there. she is a beautiful, smart and interesting woman. not one of those blow up dolls you praise like Megan Fox who can't act worth shit. you should really get your priorities straight perez.
omg she looks REALLY hot in that picture
and I hate her…
She is beautiful with that long flowing mane; and so lucky as well. Her brother Big Brown won the Preakness and the Belmont this year, she must be so proud of him.
that's completely stupid.She's beautiful.And smart.
Perezito- SJP is Witty/intelligent/Smart good to look at I love her.
She is one classy lady.
people need to just leave her the hell alone. No shes not a supermodel but so what she seems sweet and a good hearted person so back the hell off! Love her in Sex and the City!!! she definitely does not deserve Unsexiest woman! Amy Winehouse, Avril, Rumor Willis, Kirsten Dunst, geez theres alot of really ugly ass women out there that deserve this wayyyy more!!!
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Re: Trudy
Wow that is so true! Straight guys hated that show because of the empowerment it gave women who watched it. My husband being one of them. He always quotes the Family Guy episode that says "She looks like a foot"
Perez, you aren't very attractive.
oh please-like that's supposed to be a compliment?
I wouldn't want to be thought sexy by Maxim-it's for neanderthals!
thats not a bad title for her…she is definately not hot, but there is something about her which is attractive…
she does have horse type face though…
I am a sex and the city addict and I must admit there have been times when SJP hasn't looked glamorous.. but no way in h.ll does she deserve to be on the 'unsexiest' list.. She's fabulous!
You saying that "Lying doesn't get you far!" is hilarious Mario. You've gotten where you are by lying, so don't kid yourself.
Re: Anonymous – She is a
fuck she's got such a horse face…
Cutting off the BIG WART was a good start to becoming fully hot!
Now what to do with those boney hands???…hum!
I think this is a great picture of her!!
"Unexpected Crush" is the name she uses when she running the Kentucky Derby.
Perez, seriously, should you talk?
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I think that whole "unsexiest" list was disgusting and degrading, and Maxim should be kissing her ass now.
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Sarah Jessica is amazingly talented, smart and funny. And gorgeous in her own we. Why do people have to be so effing shallow?
Sarah is fabulous and everyone knows it, wether you like to admit it or not. Shes succesful and stylish. Wether you guys like it or not, her and sex and the city has influenced a lot of what we do these days, in fashionista and in life. So maxim is a bunch of bullshit. Fuckin assholes. get a life!!
Speaking of ugly people, when are you going to enter the list?
Maxim is such a reputable magazine…..air-brushed women with huge tits on the cover, helping creating another generation of aneroxic and self-hating young women who can't compete with a vision of perfection that isn't REAL. Yeah, I really put a lot of stock in their top ten of ANYTHING. Fuck Maxim…..SJP, they are just jealous….you got a smokin' body and you're making LOTS of money. And Perez, you're just jealous….you wish your tits were as big as SJP's.
all maxim and hollywood cares about is plastic bimbos with no talent. get the fuck over it, perez. not only is she gorgeous on the outside but on the inside as well. how can you compare a fashion icon to amy winehouse the crack addict and put her 2nd to sarah jessica? fucking bullshit/
i think she's F*ing hot, amazingly stylish and talented.
sorry all you horse face haters!
Perez, you're kind of a misogynist. There is nothing wrong with SJP (or Gweneth or Catherine Zeta for that matter). They are smart women who have become superstars because they are talented and hard-working, but time and time again, you've shown yourself unable to see past long faces or calm demeanors to recognize these women for their accomplishments. You become absolutely irate when someone makes even the smallest slight towards the gay community, but you throw around the words bitch, dyke, and whore constantly to describe women who have done nothing, at least not publicly, to deserve such criticism. Perhaps (like the Rev. Jesse Jackson) you should do a little more practicing and a little less preaching.
rabbi Jessica is a fucking BEAST! These fucking Jews and their cronyism! how does a monster like that get work in the visual medium?
SJP seems sweet and has style. She also has a boomin body. That said, she does not have pretty features. None of those women on SITC did. They all had style, all had nice bodies, but no beauty in their faces. They are all very plain, indeed.
I really don't want to be racist, but Jewish women aren't good looking. Name me ONE good looking Jewish woman. I'm not being racist, just stating the facts!
Please try and have a think and name me one good looking Jewish woman because I would really like to be able to think of one.
Still ugly! She looks like a horse in the face.
Tini, you are obviously a complete LOSER!!! You and Perez are both douchebags.
While SJP is not the least bit attractive nor talented, I find Amy WINO not only repulsive but disgusting looking as well. How is it possible that a skin deceased woman, with cuts all over her body, pictures of coke in her nose, etc… not be named NUMBER #1 ? Music iis great, she is DEFUCKINGUSTING!
ok seriously… maxim is nothing but a worthless piece of shit magazine written for small-minded little boys who don't have and are incapable of getting real girlfriends or getting laid so they sit at home and jerk off all day. the girls in there are airbrushed as hell, with thousands of dollars worth of makeup jobs and hair styling. any girl off the street could look like that if u put thousands of dollars worth of work into her. there's nothing wrong with sarah jessica parker's looks, and it obviously shows how anything u little boy maxim readers get from that mag is fabricated, falsified info just made up by an equally pathetic bunch of worthless writers who also sit at home and jerk off. it's not just to rip maxim though — cosmo is the just as pathetic and worthless female counterpart.
Re: KRKRK – jamie lynn sigler.. i read somewhre she is jewish?
SJP, you rock. You are most certainly not unsexy. I can think of a thousand women in Hollywood that should have been put in there before you for eg. Mary Kate, Britney, Miley Cyrus etc. etc. etc. You are elegant, smart, beautiful and funny and as far as I'm concerned, all those qualities = SEXY!!
Oh and not forgetting Wino, who should have been No. 1.
One Question: Would you like to wake up to her without makeup. Her fag husdand woudl, but would you. I don't care what they say about say about
HORSE FACE, the bitch is ugly.
The outcry of support for SJP is downright sad here. 1st of all, to the women on here, berating Maxim Magazine really need to get a clue. FAKE BLONDES WITH FAKE BOOBS? THAT'S your argument? Seriously? Ignorance IS bliss, I guess. Last I checked, Eva Mendes - NOT a fake-boobed blonde, Christina Milian - NOT a fake-boobed blonde, Roselyn Sanchez - NOT a fake-boobed blonde, Adriana Lima - NOT a fake-boobed blonde, Megan Fox - NOT a fake-boobed blonde… I could go on. ALL OF THEM have been prominently featured on Maxim covers, and ALL ARE 1 MILLION TIMES HOTTER THAN SARAH JESSICA PARKER. So your little blonde-fake boob arguments are shot right there. Don't get me wrong, I'm a SATC fan for years also & SJP did a great job for that show, and yes I'm sure she's a nice person. But working hard & being a nice person has NOTHING to do with being pretty or physically alluring. How would YOU women like it if men called YOU ALL small-minded for thinking David Beckham is better looking than Chris Rock??? You'd think I was retarded for attacking you for that, because Becks IS better looking than Chris Rock!! DUH!! I mean, to tell men who they should & shouldn't think is hot??? Ladies, I think the men have this one covered - just like you don't want men trying to tell YOU what you should find attractive. Your belittling of Maxim & men, just cuz they don't find YOUR girl attractive is unwarranted.
fuck off perez…..sarah is a beautiful woman….AND has alot of talent…..which you lack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isn't she too old to be wearing so much makeup? She needs to lay off the biker bitch look and quit smoking cuz its really making her skin look nasty!
wow she's not hot at all.
i had a boner when i was on this page but when i looked at her pic it went down in less than a second.
seriously
OMG! i actually feel bad for her that must have hurt her feelings!
She isnt even that ugly! Im mean im not gonna say she is drop dead gorgous either but there are definetely many much uglier people out there! Plus I heard she got that mole removed so she must look even better now
Re: ro – HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Good one.
Time to cut the flowing mane woman, you are getting on in years. A styled shorter length would do wonders for your face. Lose the black eyeliner and go with charcoal or brown, applied *lightly*. Lose the tan, fake or real. Think soft, don't try to dress like you are a 20something, get some classic look going. Your current style (or stylist) is your own worst enemy. Get simple and natural, like Babs Streisand did. Softness makes up alot for deficiencies in traditional beauty. I'm just sayin,,,,,,,,
Heehee. Even the title "Unexpected Crush" is still an insult! Poor SJP…