From Not to Hot???
Filed under: Sarah Jessica Parker
What sellouts!
Sarah Jessica Parker must have some good PR people. That or some good attorneys!
If you recall, last year Maxim magazine named her the most "Unsexiest Woman" of the year.
Amy Winehouse came in at #2.
And while we don't agree that SJPeePee should have been named #1 (that honor should have gone to Kristen Dunst or Avril Lavigne), the Sex & The City star is definitely in the Top 5!
Parker said she was truly hurt by that award. Calling the insult "brutal."
And now, the magazine is trying to kiss ass with the 43 year old.
Maxim has decided to name her this year's "Unexpected Crush."
Hah!
The award will be announced in the August issue next month.
Lying doesn't get you far!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 18, 2008 at 12:15 pm
cringe !
unexpected crush? ha ha…
LOL - Perez, why are you hating? You know you were first in line to see SJP on May 30!!
She is gorgeous!
Wonder how much they are getting paid to print that….
Sarah Jessica Parker is beautiful, inside and out. She should take it as a compliment that Maxim, the magazine that loves fake boobs and vacant minds, calls her unsexy. SJP has class; is funny, smart, and a good mom, wife and actress. That's sexy! The American public's definition of sexy doesn't account for character at all. SJP is an excellent role model for children….and I just don't get it; she's very, very attractive. Go SJP!!!
That's Hollywood for ya. SJ Pee Pee is successful, talented, and fabulous. What more validation does she need from a douche-bag rag like "Maxim." They'll put anyone in their covers.
I agree..they are totally kissing her ass. Who on earth would have a crush on that…unexpected, yea right.
LOL! That's insulting. Amy Winehouse is DEFINITELY #1, though.
Maybe she's not "the" beauty, but that was cruel for her.
And this year¡s award, it's obviously completely fake.
Assholes.
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The "most unsexiest"?? Ugg.
totally hot…sjp has always been adorable
She is one ugly woman that's for sure. Maxim's a joke. They got it right the first time round on both counts but sold out this time round. A mag telling you otherwise doesn't change the fact that when most people look at Sarah they think ugly.
As nice of a person as she is…she's still a fucking HAG!!!!
I LOVE SJP SHE IS FUCKIN HOT SEX AND THE CITY IS MY FAV!!!
Fuck Maxim!! She is one of a kind!! Thank GOD she doesn't look like all those other blond look alikes. Keep that moleless chin up, girl!! You got it goin on!!
Who is this c asu al se ek . co m tard that keeps commenting. No celebs are posting anything on your site - stop pretending. "Many of her fans were seeking for her" LOL
pft wino is gorgg. i dunno bout this sex and the city trashy crap.
I really like sjp. I think she is stunning and she shouldn't change anything about her. Her features and imperfections are what make her look like an individual. I am so sick of celebrities getting constant plastic surgery. Is anything on celebrities natural today? And then they have manuals on how to look like many of them. We all can't afford a plastic nose or lipo. You go SJP stay classy!
Unexpected crush? That's a really nasty thing to say, like "Who the hell would think she could be good looking?" Christ. She is absolutely gorgeous, not typical looking she's original and she's got the most amazing personality, in interviews she's hillarious and so lovely.
Christ, maybe she's not Megan Fox, but all I've ever heard the girl talk about is sex and how she wants to do a naked movie.
Anyway, who says they're the judges? Anyway, SJP should be happy she was named unsexiest woman, that mags all about the tits, who promote stupid, personality-less woman. SJP has all the good qualities, yet still gorgeous!
She looks like Bette Midler with a weave
Did Maxium once put Tara Reid on their cover?
Nuff said….trashy mag
She is beautiful, smart, and talented…….puts most of the "hollywood" skanks to shame!
Come to think of it, she also looks like Tom Cruise with a weave.
She is an amazing woman. Maxim caters to a particular type - blonde and plastic! Heaven forbid you have a mole, real breasts and a real nose. She has a lot of great qualities…even on her face. I live in DC and see a lot of ugly people walking around…more ugly than not. This woman is definitely unconventionally beautiful. When I think of ugly I think of Lindsay Lohan with her 10 layers of fake tan, faux lips and coke eyes.
Woof woof…ugly….
i dont care what anyone says. She is GORGEOUS! especially in person when you meet her. she is truly beautiful.
maxim is retarded. just cause sjp doesn't have big fake titties does not mean she's the unsexiest woman alive. she's cute and real. they should have picked ROSIE O'DONNELL, come on!
so she gets new teeth veneers, gets the mole off, gets an eye job and then tries to con a mag into naming her some stupid thing that no longer applies to a middle aged woman with low self esteem. Keep cutting on yourself, SJP- but you will NEVER change how you see yourself in the mirror. It's a psychological need for something you can't attain. Good thing you had a son because you aren't much of a role model for girls.
perez, stop being such a DOUCHEBAG
NASTY!!! With or without mole.
besides, like maxim has any taste at all…..they put heidi montag on their cover and also on their "hot" list. she's ugly as hell, with a flat ass and fake boobs! guess that's what maxim likes.
Re: Tini –
who the hell are you??? biotch
Come on, SJP cannot even come close to being in the same category as Winohouse… and defintely shouldn't have made the list AT ALL…. All I have to say is if Rumer Willis made People's Most Beautiful People then SJP is a Goddess…come on people she's a very striking woman and she's a sweetheart too in real life!!!
Its "KIRSTEN DUNST" not Kristen. Just saying, you make ur money on celebrity gossip, you could at least get the names right.
she's not even ugly i don't know why they gave her #1. what kiss asses. she looks better w/o that mole too. she just needs to work on the orange skin.
You've got to be kidding? She never ever was by any means hot, just average. Should of nominated her for Cougar of the Year.
Secretariat Jessica Parker has always had a hot bod, but her face… She should be on Equine Weekly's hot list next to Smarty Jones.
Well she looks pretty hot in that photo you posted, Perez. Maybe she finally decided not to grow old gracefully or perhaps that's an old photo. Hmm.
I love SJP. She has an awesome body… 10 times better than mine, and she's twice my age. She has great hair, great style, and classic beauty, and I think it's crappy that men's magizines and whoever dog her b/c she isn't 21 w/ fake boobs and botox. I only hope I will look as great as she does in 20 years.
Her personality owns all, she's so sweet and funny and she is pretty. Just because her look is not the "norm" in this society, she's all natural in great shape and beautiful. I'd rather see her any day that Giselle with her ass cut out jeans lol
I tink SJP looks nice… she isn't HOT but I dont think she is ugly. You know not everyone in hollywood has to look hot. Its nice to see people like SJP who become famous on their own accord and not via their beauty. I think SJP is very iconic because of her unique face… and she is pretty for a 43 year old hands down
SHE'S FUGLY !!! SHE LOOKS LIKE A CAMEL LIKE BARBARA STREISAND, JENNIFER ANISTON AND STEFFI GRAF !
Great, so now the 13-19 demographic who actually reads that stupid magazine can not give a shit (i'm 23, use to freaking worship it - now it is like reading a Dr Seuss book)
SJP is a hot mama! the girl is gorgeous and maxim is definitly wrong naming her the unsexiest person.
I dont get y some thinkshe's ugly. I think she's beautiful!! Yeah some pics are unflattering at worst, but everyone has those from time to time.. give her a break!!
she didn't deserve that award!
SJP should not even be on that Unsexy list. But Michelle Obama should be #1. Is there any diff between her and Omarosa?
HMMMMM……..EVERY TIME I SEE HER I SEEM TO HEAR THE PHRASE: "I'LL GET YOU, MY PRETTY……AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!"
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DUNNO WHY!
She's hot and she rocks! Your just jealous or seriously what is your problem with her.
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for me, and i also can see for a lot of people out there, shes definitely hot. shes got style, shes inteligent and a good actress. if shes not the beaulty, all those qualities can make her a sexy person. being sexy doesnt mean only being perfect physically. talent may come as a plus.
no..she's still ugly-but now that the 10 pound mole is gone off her face, she looks a little better. She should take a que from Michael Jackson and cover that shit up…by the way-she looks like a Raptor in that pic.
she was never ugly you dipshit.
S*J*P ———————— IS ABSOLUTLETY BREATHTAKING
It's not HER. (Straight) Guys — ergo, gals' boyfriends — HATED the show and its ridiculous & insipid psychological stranglehold on soooooo many chicks in the USofA! THAT is why she was named "unsexiest." Her SHOW, not HER. Straight dudes felt immasculated by the 4 ballsy chicks. And that's that.
i agree with Elane up there. she is a beautiful, smart and interesting woman. not one of those blow up dolls you praise like Megan Fox who can't act worth shit. you should really get your priorities straight perez.
omg she looks REALLY hot in that picture
and I hate her…
She is beautiful with that long flowing mane; and so lucky as well. Her brother Big Brown won the Preakness and the Belmont this year, she must be so proud of him.
that's completely stupid.She's beautiful.And smart.
Perezito- SJP is Witty/intelligent/Smart good to look at I love her.
She is one classy lady.
people need to just leave her the hell alone. No shes not a supermodel but so what she seems sweet and a good hearted person so back the hell off! Love her in Sex and the City!!! she definitely does not deserve Unsexiest woman! Amy Winehouse, Avril, Rumor Willis, Kirsten Dunst, geez theres alot of really ugly ass women out there that deserve this wayyyy more!!!
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Re: Trudy
Wow that is so true! Straight guys hated that show because of the empowerment it gave women who watched it. My husband being one of them. He always quotes the Family Guy episode that says "She looks like a foot"
Perez, you aren't very attractive.
oh please-like that's supposed to be a compliment?
I wouldn't want to be thought sexy by Maxim-it's for neanderthals!
thats not a bad title for her…she is definately not hot, but there is something about her which is attractive…
she does have horse type face though…
I am a sex and the city addict and I must admit there have been times when SJP hasn't looked glamorous.. but no way in h.ll does she deserve to be on the 'unsexiest' list.. She's fabulous!
You saying that "Lying doesn't get you far!" is hilarious Mario. You've gotten where you are by lying, so don't kid yourself.
Re: Anonymous – She is a
fuck she's got such a horse face…
Cutting off the BIG WART was a good start to becoming fully hot!
Now what to do with those boney hands???…hum!
I think this is a great picture of her!!
"Unexpected Crush" is the name she uses when she running the Kentucky Derby.