Soak It Up
Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Cristiano Ronaldo
Oh, Ronnie! Why you gotta be so fine?
Cristiano Ronaldo soaks up the sun at his hotel pool in Los Angeles on Thursday.
If you're of the stalker big variety, he's staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel!
The Manchester United star has reportedly been enjoying much action from the ladies during his stay over here.
Being newly single has its perks.
And he doesn't even have to hire any hos!
[Image via National Photo Group.]
A Worthwhile Cause
Sluts Live Life in the Fast Lane
i don't care but i'm first!!
He's a HUNK!
2nd
Wow…that's all i can say
He's a HUNK!!!
:)
Now that is what I call a MACHO MAN!
omg, people don't even know who he is.
it pisses me off when you, Perez, write stuff about him and don't even know anything else!!!
YOU ARE A SOCCER POSER! YOU FAT ASS
he is so fucken hot!!
HOT!
I have seen his photo on " C asu al se ek . co m ". I am wondering whom he was seeking and what kind of relationship he wanted to have.
He is not so beautiful¡¡¡
GIBRALTAR ESPAÑOL
HOT HOT HOT!!!
What a grease monkey
Thankfully he ain't go no TATTS
Beckham ruined hisself with TATTS
or he can just go across the street and get laid in the park where George Michael got busted.
jeeez pereeez he's seductive
damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn pa pi!
Better looking than Beckham and most certainly the best player in the world today!!!!!!!!!!!
He's hot but I have the same watch!!! and the same necklace too - He needs to get some manly accessories!
guapo! gawd now i can't get that damn rico suave song out of my head….ha ha..
a few weeks ago you posted pix of him showing some great abs. what happened to them? he bod looks "average" now.
He's amazingly HOT but annoys the fuck out of me.
Re: nick – water causes shrinkage You know!
That's being a jerk, Perez. Don't give out someone's (hotel) address. And tell us where YOU live???
Actually it's all over the papers … he's BACK with Nereida after the whore started sending him 'steamy' text messages. Meh. Sooo … check your facts Perez.
Re: jaime – j-e-a-l-o-u-s!
He could eat crackers in My bed anytime!! nummmmmmy!
he is way too sexy for his own good… and ours, it's not good for our hearts, perez.
Of course he hires prostitutes! He's not that dumb! He knows they are pros and he doesn't have to worry about some love sick girl thinking that he's going to marry her just because they had sex or even sell her story to the mags.
He looks like the typical latin macho in that pic. Awful! The big watch and the necklace… Boys like him are a dime a dozen in Portugal, Spain and Italy. You can find them on every corner. Nothing special! *yawns*
He has a hot body, but I know lots of guys who are hotter.
MOVE ON DAVID…….WELCOME CRISTIANO!!!!
BOTINERA IS THE NAME GIVEN TO ALL THE "WOMEN" WHO DATE OR MARRY A FOOTBALL PLAYER IN ARGENTINA!!!
GOLDDIGGERS………..WE ALL ARE!
HE LOOKS SO GAY! HOT
Nice body but his face is an ugly mess.
greasy
He looks like the latino guy in Caddyshack!
Yuck, he's worst than a gay guy!
What's the appeal? seriously? his money? he's not unattractive but not so attractive as to warrant commanding that degree of media attention in the u.s.
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Is he a good soccer player really or is he another glorified cloths horse?
..
someone please shed some light on this please.
Re: Tony – No, he just has genital warts and other STD's
That was hilarious when Cris gave Paris Hilton the snub when she came onto him. Now I don't feel so bad about my OWN love life.
Even Paris has her bad days! LMAO
Re: IDIOT –
WHO FUCKING CARES??' WHO WANTS TO KNOW HIM?!??!
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW HIM TO SAY (AND SEE!!) THAT HE IS REALLY HOT!!!
u asshole.
GO PEREZ!
GO CRISSS, LOVE YAAA!
Saw him last night at the BH Hotel…. very polite, sweet and quiet. He was there with his family, friends and agent.
where did his abs go??..ngr got fat
SO DREAMY !!! PRETTY HOT BUT MY HEART BELONGS TO CHACE CRAWFORD!!!
Perez!! You are RIOT!!! You got me cracking up! I am supposed to be working!!!
Very, very yummy! I would lick every inch of that body, every nook and cranny. And when I said every nook and cranny I mean it. Especially where the sun don't shine.
Re: Tony – I agree, but to each their own, right? Damn Ronnie's hot!
I've gotta say… You're stupid or just dumb…. I agree that North americans do not know much about the rest of the world… but let me explain this to you… In Portugal people speak portuguese… AND "Que Rico" is an spanish expression… Just try to google it next time…
fuck he is hot
WHEW!! I could just eat him up.
that man can do anything he wants to me
end of story
Most beautiful man in the world.
Comparing him and Beckham is like comparing apples and oranges. Once you get above an 8 or 9 (which they both are) then its all a matter of personal choice.
He makes me sick, he is so sleazy and slimey and doesn't deserve to play in the premier league!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Stell – No, it is you who dosen't know a lot about North American people. That is a stereotype. But if you knew people from N.A. you would know that. And Yes I know Portuguese is a different language. I have many friends from Cape Verdi islands who are.
Weird! A week or so ago the papers were full of pictures of him and his girlfriend on holiday. They looked happy and relaxed. Shallow or what?!
Christiano Ronaldo es un pinche chacalon! he loooks like one of those Gotti assholes.
ugh he's so hot
…think thats hot u should see him mid season!
His body is like woah!
YAY! Ronny's staying with UNITED! =)
OHHH LORD, THE THINGS I WOULD TO HIM ;]
really? I don't see what you see Perezzy. I don't think he's fine at all and mos def not hotter than mr.beckham.
Gorgeous man!
Well my parents are Portuguese from Portugal, I find it so funny all the jokes about him even though I like him lol. If I was in Beverly Hills or somewhere close you better believe I would be pulling a road trip. All the way in Canada doesnt work
. Why in the world would Pairs Hilton be hitting on him anyways?. Doesnt she know the man like exotic girls with meat on them.
Eurotrash GO HOME
HOT!!!!! Ronaldo!!!!
In a word…DELICIOSO!
barf! he's so greasy and shallow and just plain dumb
nothing sexy about that
(plus he dresses like a pimp, disgusting kid)
He doesn't even have much tone. Overrated.
He's fit as fuck. Perez, why don't you report on how Paris Hilton was all over him and he totally snubbed her? That story is freaking hilarious! Serves the skank right! And what about her being "Soooo in love" with that Good Charlotte dude? She is an infected WHORE!!!
He's too hot for words! He's actually hotter than becks..he doesn't need to bother with fake tan and all that sort of thing!!! Just beautiful!
Re: MZ2u –
he's the best player in the world at the moment. ofcourse the entire world except america has watched him play, and you can go anywhere outside america and ask people if they know him and they'll say they do. one of the most recognised footballers (no, it's not soccer!) in the world.just google his name (cristiano ronaldo), you'll know WHO he is
to those wondering about his abs, he had ankle surgery and won't be training for a month or so, hence he IS gonna lose a bit of his abs without much acitivity.
YUMMYYYYYYY
Re: Me – Honey, "Cape Verdi" like you call it is NOT Portugal!
That´s an african country that happened to be an ex colony of Portugal… I guess you should check your facts… But hey… coming from people that don´t even know how to locate their own country in the map (USA that is), knowing that Cabo Verde has some sorth of relation to Portugal is not that bad lol
At least in Europe we are aware that the rest of the world exists…
Why haven't you had any pictures of Rafael Nadal up?
Seriously, you like this guy? He whores himself all over the place, just a truly horrible human being.
But then again he'd fit right in with Heidi, Lauren, Spencer and the horrid woman Denish Richards.
Do us a favour and keep him over there.
que rico?
come on…he's portuguese…pois claro ele e rico, e mais
he's freakin gorgeous! i've been a huge fan of his since he came on to the football scene. he has amazing feet skills…not to mention everything else..i'm sure! it is my dream to meet the man. not just becuase he's dreamy but becuase he's my football hero!
Admission is the first step, Perez..
Re: Me –
Thanks, agreed. It is a stereotype. I mean Perez doesn't count, he's not exactly the best educated or smartest person, and his posts are full of mistakes, he doesn't represent the US. Americans actually know more then you eurotrash like to think, it's mandatory to take world history in most secondary schools, as well as a mandatory 2 semesters of world history and geography in college. Of course you've got idiots here who don't know jack shit, but you've got those same idiots in any country in the world. Don't hate on the US because Perez is too stupid to know the difference between Portugese and Spanish.
Who wears a watch and necklace to the pool? Bad tan lines…
HE'S TOTAL EUROTRASH. HE HAS A BUCKY SMILE, TOO.
Bit of low down on the man girlies…he likes spanish, brazlilians and east europeans…hes looking for pretty girls in america to shag!! hahaha he even said it to a person he didnt even know in some bar in the hotel!!
hes like that…gone a bit off the rails since his late father! mum slaps him every time for sleeping round! PHEW, what about this brunette *actress* ay perez??? wheres that low down?? its LA for gawd sakes?! wheres the pics of these two!
aparently his goal was to capture adriana lima! but he then learnt she had a bf! whats he gunna do with her when hes looking for sex…shes still a good catholic virgin bless her heart! must be so hard in LA for that one!
the girls he is into is, dark, black hair, very dark skin tones, blue or dark brown eyes! nice smile, beautiful! HE EVEN SAID THE BODY DOES NOT MATTER! how amazing can he get!
sos for the essay! obsessed fan since he was 19! (he was hella sexier back then two! now hes jus a wank*r)
xxxx
damnnnnnnnnnnn!
He is GAY.
You should hook up.
I wish that boy would stop wearing big sunglasses, he does not have the face for them.
personally i think he looks greasy
who wears a freaking big chain and watch in the pool. what a dork.
PEREZ, YOU SHOULD OF RUN YOUR ASS OVER THERE AND INTERVIEWED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he's su freakin hot!!
oh my god i love this man..
sexy, good player, beautiful!!
i would love to speak portuguese to tell
him everything he deserves!!
cristiano is the hottest man ever!!!!
papasitooooo!!!
TO BE FRANK…HE HAS THE WORST FASHION SENSE EVER AND PLS GET RID OF THE 2 TUBS OF HAIR GEL ON HIS HAIR.
JUST SO YOU IDIOTS KNOW
RONALDO IS NOT SPANISH HE IS PORTUGUESE
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE GET IT STRAIGHT
SECOND SHUT UP ABOUT HIS ABS
THE GUY HAS ONE OF THE HOTTEST BODIES KNOWN BUT
HE RECENTLY HAD ANKLE SURGERY
WHICH MEANS HE WONT HAVE MUCH PHYSICAL ACTIVITY
OR BE ABLE TO WORKOUT ANYTIME SOON
SO WITOUT BEING ABLE TO STAY IN SHAPE HES GUNNA LOSE A BIT OF MUSCLE
IM SURE WHEN HES BETTER HELL PUMP HIS BODY UP AGAIN SO RELAX YURSELVES AND RONALDO IS 100 TIME BETTER THAN BECKHAM
SORRY BUT HIM AND VISCTORIA ARE BOTH UGLY AND THEY LOOKS LIKE RATS VICTORIA NEEDS TO FUCKING EAT SERIOUSLY
SO QUIT PISSIN ON RONALDO HES THE WORLDS BEST KNOWN SOCCER PLAYER AND HE MAKES US PORTUGAL HOTTIES PROUD
GO RONALDOO
VIVA PORTIGAL SEMPRE!
I'm glad to see him enjoying his time and money i just seriously hope he doesn't forget that playing soccer is what got him where he is now. i would be pissed if one of the most talented players from my country went down hill cause of fame and money.
I love his necklace any idea where its from?
omfg hes so HOT!!!!!
id tap that (:
Re: Girl – ur jealous of americans because we have a sooo much better lifestyle then any other country in the world. who cares if americans have not heard of the famous SOCCER player ronaldo,
I FUCKING HATE YOU PEREZ, FUCKIN POSERS DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS. STOP POSTING SHIT ABOUT HIM!!!!!!!!!!! AND WHERE HE IS!!!!!!
Sexy can I?
It's funny sometimes I happen to think he's very cute, but others I'm thinking what the hell??? But just to shed some light on this he genuinely is a GREAT soccer player. He's one of the fastest people I have seen on the field and I encourage you if you really are interested to youtube him and watch some clips of games. He has actually scored 2 goals before within the first 5 minutes of a game. So he really is a good player truly it's a pleasure to watch his strategy.
Wow work on the English hun "we have a soooooo much better lifestyle" anything wrong with that sentence to you? Of course not! I was raised in America but please don't fool yourselves the lifestyle sucks here everyone's a damn robot, secondly the education system is embarrassing because you have underpaid teachers who are bitter and bitch about their salary. Education wise America is sooooooooooo behind Europe there's absolutely no comparison and if you don't believe me go ahead research it on line or wherever it's a fact. The lifestyle here is idiotic and and shallow people are racking up their credit cards and debts and are completely ignorant to the depression, and of course we go ahead and re-elect a person who screwed you in the first place…..that's America I'm sorry but Europeans have more brains than that.
Actually hes very important. Just because many americans are ignorant to sports that actually have meaning doesnt mean he isnt important. He is currently one of the best soccer players in the world right now. So yeah i would kind of say hes a little more known than you.
Where did his abs go? Idk maybe underwater? Jesus have any of you ever been half underwater and half up? Youd be amazed at how not cute your belly is(: Stfu hes amazing.and pretty sexy if you ask me.
P.S. His ass aint gay. He takes care of himself and wants to look actually i dont know. Hot?
He's hot but what kind of douche wears jewelery in the pool.
Re: Kate –
Yeah, you're so smart and educated that you go around calling people "eurotrash" - very classy.